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Funny pictures

by Naughty70 » 26 Nov 2022, 07:33 Last post by spartakbubnov « 12 Jun 2024, 23:50
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by Naughty70 » 26 Nov 2022, 07:33
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Let’s post humorous pictures... preferably on personal topics... :oops:
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Last post by spartakbubnov
12 Jun 2024, 23:50
Brothel Lada

by Lad Pronin » 11 Mar 2022, 07:55 Last post by Lada R « 11 Jun 2024, 18:28
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by Lad Pronin » 11 Mar 2022, 07:55
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erotic comic clips, poems

Sent after 15 minutes 33 seconds:
phone sex

I called for phone sex
(this is probably familiar to you)
I want to find a girlfriend
what b for sex, go away with her....

A...

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Virt sex was stopped for a simple reason - offers began:

Send me a personal message, show me your tits there, and I will show you my pussy.... and so on
I am so virtual sex I don’t study...
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Last post by Lada R
11 Jun 2024, 18:28
Anecdote on the topic

by Rabbit » 07 Jun 2024, 01:53 Last post by Rabbit « 08 Jun 2024, 10:03
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by Rabbit » 07 Jun 2024, 01:53

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I have a friend who works in an ambulance. He likes to talk about various interesting cases that happened to him or his patients at work.
Among others, I heard many stories from him when a person...

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The joke has been with a beard for a long time, but I remembered the word good in bed 🙂

Grandfather and grandmother decided to have sex. The old man didn’t succeed. He turns to the wall and...

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Last post by Rabbit
08 Jun 2024, 10:03
Video jokes on the forum topic...

by Naughty70 » 26 Nov 2022, 20:22 Last post by Naughty70 « 18 May 2024, 02:17
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by Naughty70 » 26 Nov 2022, 20:22
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Friends... we post any video jokes on intimate topics...
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Sent after 4 minutes 50 seconds:
An anecdote about a meeting of friends, a cheating husband and a woman in a bar. Issue 50...

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Last post by Naughty70
18 May 2024, 02:17
Negro Macumba

by HOUSES » 12 Dec 2021, 16:00 Last post by Cookie « 11 May 2024, 21:56
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by HOUSES » 12 Dec 2021, 16:00

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When I was 10-11 years old, a black man lived in our yard. His parents seemed to have come from somewhere in Africa to study, but they stayed here to live. He was already born here. We all called him...

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Do you want to appear smart, Macumba? You’re a stupid freak! If this were not so, you would know that leaking other people’s photos to a website is a crime under three articles, a criminal offense....

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Last post by Cookie
11 May 2024, 21:56
Yes I’m a jerk

by Lexandro69 » 02 May 2024, 10:27 Last post by Lexandro69 « 02 May 2024, 10:27

by Lexandro69 » 02 May 2024, 10:27

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02 May 2024, 10:27
Toilet in the kitchen

by weak intestine » 18 Jan 2024, 21:29 Last post by Sirius198 « 27 Feb 2024, 23:17
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by weak intestine » 18 Jan 2024, 21:29

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Once, as a child, I dreamed that there was a toilet in the kitchen and I was sitting there shitting. When I woke up, I thought, well, I’m going to dream about rubbish, a toilet in the kitchen,...

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I didn’t have to use it, but one day we came to the boys’ hut to drink beer, we went into the kitchen and there was a white throne, he used it as a chair since there was not enough space.

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Last post by Sirius198
27 Feb 2024, 23:17
How boring it turns out we live

by Wool » 24 Dec 2023, 01:33 Last post by Viragom « 20 Jan 2024, 12:02
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by Wool » 24 Dec 2023, 01:33

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:daypyat:

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Funny story, this doesn’t happen often. Although in their student years, when they seem to be drunk, some people will always fuck and quarrel

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Last post by Viragom
20 Jan 2024, 12:02
Public transport and farts.

by Sorcerer » 26 Nov 2023, 11:13 Last post by RANGE_ « 11 Jan 2024, 12:54
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by Sorcerer » 26 Nov 2023, 11:13

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Has anyone on public transport, when there are a lot of people, become confused and jump out? Or did he stay and pretend that he had nothing to do with it? Or shouted and who farted?))

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There was either an anecdote or an incident;)
The grandfather got on the bus, and when paying for the fare in cash (few people remember now that they paid for the fare with coins), and the coin fell...

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Last post by RANGE_
11 Jan 2024, 12:54
Grannies with dicks

by ilovebiboys » 14 Dec 2023, 04:23 Last post by ilovebiboys « 27 Dec 2023, 07:04
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by ilovebiboys » 14 Dec 2023, 04:23
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Although the Russian Federation passed a law banning gender reassignment, by that time there were already enough “girls with dicks” in the country who someday... will become “grandmothers” (if they...

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And, of course, with respect for Gelik’s talents... hitting older people in the balls, well, that’s somehow sad!

yes, we’re already at By that time we ourselves will become Starherites, so he can))
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Last post by ilovebiboys
27 Dec 2023, 07:04
What’s behind the wall?

by Sorcerer » 28 Nov 2023, 23:03 Last post by ilovebiboys « 28 Nov 2023, 23:05
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by Sorcerer » 28 Nov 2023, 23:03

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suffered Ostap :cat1:

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Last post by ilovebiboys
28 Nov 2023, 23:05
You can’t fucking jerk off.

by Sorcerer » 26 Nov 2023, 13:00 Last post by Varian_Rin « 26 Nov 2023, 13:13
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by Sorcerer » 26 Nov 2023, 13:00

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Place a comma there, whichever is closer to you))

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It does not interfere

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Last post by Varian_Rin
26 Nov 2023, 13:13
Who wants and assigns her?

by Sorcerer » 16 Nov 2023, 21:58 Last post by Sorcerer « 16 Nov 2023, 22:17
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by Sorcerer » 16 Nov 2023, 21:58

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16 Nov 2023, 22:17
Trollim durachak?

by attentive1 » 14 Nov 2023, 04:09 Last post by Hammer « 15 Nov 2023, 02:34
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by attentive1 » 14 Nov 2023, 04:09

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No other way a local comrade is having fun :roll:
Who will play along?

Sent after 21 hours 8 minutes 38 seconds:
The plot is this: a man pays 100 thousand rubles. to a real woman for photo and...

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Not otherwise local friend is having fun :roll:
Who will play along?

Sent after 21 hours 8 minutes 38 seconds:
The plot is this: a man pays 100 thousand rubles. to a real woman for photo and...

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Last post by Hammer
15 Nov 2023, 02:34
What do you like to do with your pussy?

by Shalun 23 » 30 Oct 2023, 02:56 Last post by Kuniman « 14 Nov 2023, 03:27
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by Shalun 23 » 30 Oct 2023, 02:56

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I suggest sharing here what you can do with it) for example, lemon, tangerine, strawberry, raspberry, barbecue, dumplings))))) and how does this happen for you?

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I like to put it in wet holes)) 🤭

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Last post by Kuniman
14 Nov 2023, 03:27
Uran how is that? This is true?

by Sorcerer » 11 Nov 2023, 01:55 Last post by Sorcerer « 11 Nov 2023, 03:39
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by Sorcerer » 11 Nov 2023, 01:55

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Uranus, this is a woman! And Dragonfly is Uranus in disguise! I understand everything

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joke means lesbian)))

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Last post by Sorcerer
11 Nov 2023, 03:39
Sale of consumables for golden rain and copra.

by Sorcerer » 10 Nov 2023, 20:36 Last post by Beluga « 10 Nov 2023, 23:13
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by Sorcerer » 10 Nov 2023, 20:36

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An anonymous company is opening a pre-order sale of consumables for golden showers and copra.
Consumable materials are natural, freshness is guaranteed. Material for golden shower can have two...

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Last post by Beluga
10 Nov 2023, 23:13
Farting in family life as a sign of dominance

by Richi » 02 Nov 2023, 23:51 Last post by padshiy « 03 Nov 2023, 00:17
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by Richi » 02 Nov 2023, 23:51

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There is an opinion that the louder and more confident the fart, the more respected and powerful it is. Do you agree with this? How is it in your families? Who farts loudest and who’s in charge?

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I immediately remembered the joke
I’ve been married for 10 years. More than anything else, I was afraid of farting in front of my husband (I’m a princess)! Recently we had a big fight, with hysterics...

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Last post by padshiy
03 Nov 2023, 00:17
Not about sex

by Yarr » 22 Jul 2021, 09:23 Last post by Lada R « 02 Nov 2023, 00:07
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by Yarr » 22 Jul 2021, 09:23

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guys, let me write some poetry. poems....sometimes completely bad.
for starters, a quatrain, this is me when I got divorced, rented apartment, I’m 25, no tower, girls loved me))
I’ll cook chicken...

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Do you really consider yourself poets? *x)

Whoever knows more than one rhyme for a word is a star
He will always be considered a poet!

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Last post by Lada R
02 Nov 2023, 00:07
Jokes about sex and everything nearby

by Master » 27 Sep 2023, 12:04 Last post by rasaroam « 25 Oct 2023, 04:40
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by Master » 27 Sep 2023, 12:04

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I suggest sharing funny and vulgar jokes. Friends, please don’t go offtopic

Yesterday I masturbated. My sister came in, saw me, and said: “You pervert!” Today I went into my sister’s room and saw...

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- How do naked people differ from naked people?
- Time of day: people are naked in the evening, and naked in the morning.

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Last post by rasaroam
25 Oct 2023, 04:40
Why does the toilet smell so bad after a young beautiful girl?

by Richi » 23 Oct 2023, 04:41 Last post by Anonym9 « 24 Oct 2023, 00:10
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by Richi » 23 Oct 2023, 04:41

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She doesn’t shit herself there, like a strong man eats not such rubbish. And does she even poop? So why can it smell like shit afterward?

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I don’t agree: those who take scat make sure that the girl has a strict diet

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Last post by Anonym9
24 Oct 2023, 00:10
Who represents the turned ones on the forum?

by attentive1 » 22 Oct 2023, 10:34 Last post by Pierro « 23 Oct 2023, 13:23
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by attentive1 » 22 Oct 2023, 10:34

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This is how I imagine particularly prolific commentators.

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attentive1 , well, no, my head is completely bald. Glory to the Ketai machine WeGeEr!

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Last post by Pierro
23 Oct 2023, 13:23
Cock fucked a cat

by Self-tapping screw » 30 Sep 2020, 02:25 Last post by Touch-a-Love « 16 Oct 2023, 08:37
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by Self-tapping screw » 30 Sep 2020, 02:25

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Last summer there were guests in the village for a month; we didn’t have to go anywhere due to the pandemic. Relatives in the village keep chickens.. One day I witnessed a certain sex scene. When I...

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For some reason I immediately remembered the saying about the toad and the viper :smile001:

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Last post by Touch-a-Love
16 Oct 2023, 08:37
Milk of a virgin (unkissed)

by G.e.org.ii » 14 Mar 2023, 01:53 Last post by Andrey Petrov « 02 Aug 2023, 04:55
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by G.e.org.ii » 14 Mar 2023, 01:53

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I will purchase, free of charge, the milk of a virgin, ideally untouched by lustful hands, feet or other appendages of the human, animal, humanoid or inanimate objects and devices, as well as...

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What about man’s milk!? If you want, you can find a virgin with decent tits grown by taking female hormones, like trannies do!? If you knead them vigorously, a milky discharge will come out of the...

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Last post by Andrey Petrov
02 Aug 2023, 04:55
Japanese dentistry.

by Serge12345 » 15 Mar 2023, 10:33 Last post by Mr.hamsterrr « 15 Mar 2023, 12:41
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by Serge12345 » 15 Mar 2023, 10:33

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This is how teeth are treated and whitened in Japan

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So it’s scary to go to the dentist, and then they can fuck you off 😝

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Last post by Mr.hamsterrr
15 Mar 2023, 12:41
Space sex (in zero gravity).

by G.e.org.ii » 09 Mar 2023, 09:29 Last post by The passage « 11 Mar 2023, 03:57
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by G.e.org.ii » 09 Mar 2023, 09:29

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It was useless to ask who, how and with whom.

How can this be? Women have tits in different directions, as usual. How should the member stand, up, perpendicular or inward? Do you need a team for...

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Recently, several “holes” have been discovered in the ISS body.
Either someone made a hole with their “chisel”, or they created a vacuum suction with a specialist, or simply sent their gene pool...

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Last post by The passage
11 Mar 2023, 03:57
Vital. Agree).

by Anonymous » 28 Nov 2019, 02:05 Last post by Megapups « 04 Feb 2023, 01:24
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by Anonymous » 28 Nov 2019, 02:05

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Vital. Agree)

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Yes, there is one sick person here on the forum, she also vilifies everyone, but in fact silently “figuratively” sucks the majority of those present here))) :cat1:

Once upon a time, long ago, when...

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Last post by Megapups
04 Feb 2023, 01:24
Poem, gentlemen

by Hohoho:* » 11 Jan 2023, 11:03 Last post by Phantom « 12 Jan 2023, 14:17
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by Hohoho:* » 11 Jan 2023, 11:03

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Okay, okay, it’s bursting me open) :roll:

One time - not gay,
Sergei consoled himself.
He could no longer walk -
Again his friend dragged him into the bedroom.

His comrade both in front and...

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It’s not his head, but his seat
And there’s urine in his veins, not blood.
Put it in the vagina
Yes, start redoing it again.

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Last post by Phantom
12 Jan 2023, 14:17
Smile, dreamers!

by Anonymous » 19 Nov 2019, 03:45 Last post by Kayfolov « 29 Dec 2022, 08:55
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by Anonymous » 19 Nov 2019, 03:45

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Smile, fantasy!

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We always want it, even after cumming, I look with lust at my wife’s ass. But maybe already.. Yes...

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Last post by Kayfolov
29 Dec 2022, 08:55
Anya on the beach

by is888 » 15 Apr 2022, 09:07 Last post by xxih « 22 Dec 2022, 06:40
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by is888 » 15 Apr 2022, 09:07

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Wow! What kind of clothes are these anyway? Anna was hysterical. To the laughter of other customers of the shopping center, she was led by the hands, dressed in a children’s swimsuit that could not...

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Yes, and there are just some perverts

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22 Dec 2022, 06:40

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