I have a friend who works in an ambulance. He likes to talk about various interesting cases that happened to him or his patients at work.
Among others, I heard many stories from him when a person...
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The joke has been with a beard for a long time, but I remembered the word good in bed 🙂
Grandfather and grandmother decided to have sex. The old man didn’t succeed. He turns to the wall and...
When I was 10-11 years old, a black man lived in our yard. His parents seemed to have come from somewhere in Africa to study, but they stayed here to live. He was already born here. We all called him...
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Do you want to appear smart, Macumba? You’re a stupid freak! If this were not so, you would know that leaking other people’s photos to a website is a crime under three articles, a criminal offense....
Once, as a child, I dreamed that there was a toilet in the kitchen and I was sitting there shitting. When I woke up, I thought, well, I’m going to dream about rubbish, a toilet in the kitchen,...
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I didn’t have to use it, but one day we came to the boys’ hut to drink beer, we went into the kitchen and there was a white throne, he used it as a chair since there was not enough space.
Has anyone on public transport, when there are a lot of people, become confused and jump out? Or did he stay and pretend that he had nothing to do with it? Or shouted and who farted?))
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There was either an anecdote or an incident;)
The grandfather got on the bus, and when paying for the fare in cash (few people remember now that they paid for the fare with coins), and the coin fell...
Although the Russian Federation passed a law banning gender reassignment, by that time there were already enough “girls with dicks” in the country who someday... will become “grandmothers” (if they...
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And, of course, with respect for Gelik’s talents... hitting older people in the balls, well, that’s somehow sad!
yes, we’re already at By that time we ourselves will become Starherites, so he can))
I suggest sharing here what you can do with it) for example, lemon, tangerine, strawberry, raspberry, barbecue, dumplings))))) and how does this happen for you?
An anonymous company is opening a pre-order sale of consumables for golden showers and copra.
Consumable materials are natural, freshness is guaranteed. Material for golden shower can have two...
There is an opinion that the louder and more confident the fart, the more respected and powerful it is. Do you agree with this? How is it in your families? Who farts loudest and who’s in charge?
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I immediately remembered the joke
I’ve been married for 10 years. More than anything else, I was afraid of farting in front of my husband (I’m a princess)! Recently we had a big fight, with hysterics...
guys, let me write some poetry. poems....sometimes completely bad.
for starters, a quatrain, this is me when I got divorced, rented apartment, I’m 25, no tower, girls loved me))
I’ll cook chicken...
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Do you really consider yourself poets? *x)
Whoever knows more than one rhyme for a word is a star
He will always be considered a poet!
Last summer there were guests in the village for a month; we didn’t have to go anywhere due to the pandemic. Relatives in the village keep chickens.. One day I witnessed a certain sex scene. When I...
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For some reason I immediately remembered the saying about the toad and the viper :smile001:
I will purchase, free of charge, the milk of a virgin, ideally untouched by lustful hands, feet or other appendages of the human, animal, humanoid or inanimate objects and devices, as well as...
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What about man’s milk!? If you want, you can find a virgin with decent tits grown by taking female hormones, like trannies do!? If you knead them vigorously, a milky discharge will come out of the...
How can this be? Women have tits in different directions, as usual. How should the member stand, up, perpendicular or inward? Do you need a team for...
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Recently, several “holes” have been discovered in the ISS body.
Either someone made a hole with their “chisel”, or they created a vacuum suction with a specialist, or simply sent their gene pool...
Yes, there is one sick person here on the forum, she also vilifies everyone, but in fact silently “figuratively” sucks the majority of those present here))) :cat1:
Wow! What kind of clothes are these anyway? Anna was hysterical. To the laughter of other customers of the shopping center, she was led by the hands, dressed in a children’s swimsuit that could not...
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