What fairy tale would you like to be in?

[March]

I have had it for 14 years already

And how does he bear it?

[niqk]

I have never looked for a wizard, but I have had my HERO for 14 years now.

nI’m glad for you! A good girl’s hero is a wizard!

[March]

I want to become an iron woodcutter! So that everything is made of iron!

It sucks... You have to be wary of dampness.
Well, something will rust.

[niqk]

Rusty means seasoned! Antique! And antiques are now in price...

[Xenophon]

I want to become a Tin Woodman! So that everything is made of iron!

It sucks... You have to be wary of dampness.
Well, something will rust.

So that it doesn’t rust - there is a girl Nellie!

[March]

And antiques are now in price...

It will jam at the most inopportune moment, and why...

[March]

So that it doesn’t rust - there is a girl Nellie!

For a tin woodcutter, girls are nothing but dampness...

[Xenophon]

So that it doesn’t rust - there is a girl Nellie!

For an iron woodcutter, girls are nothing but damp...

Not only. More care and attention.

[March]

Not only. More care and maintenance.

Yeah, wiping and lubricating... We came across it. TO1, TO2...
Then go and smell the transmission.
Do you remember what Nigrol smells like?

[Xenophon]

Not only. More care and maintenance.

Yeah, wiping and lubricating... We came across it. TO1, TO2...
Then go and smell the transmission.
Do you remember what Nigrol smells like?

There is another lubricant. It is not sold in auto stores. And TO1 and TO2 by Nelly’s skillful hands... it even smells very good.

[niqk]

It jams at the most inopportune moment, and what...

Nothing... We, non-iron ones, also often jam. And how it sticks!!! And - nothing...

[Bully Carrie]

Ksenofont, I’m embarrassed to ask....in this your in the fairy tale, is everything iron in your Tin Woodman? And the language too?)

[Egor247]

To Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs))

[niqk]

Ksenofont , I’m embarrassed to ask.... in this fairy tale of yours, is everything iron for your Tin Woodman? And the tongue too?)

I’m afraid that the Tin Woodman has no tongue. From the word - absolutely! He has a speaker in his mouth. Loudspeaker...

[Bully Carrie]

Look, in fairy tales the main characters are either stupid fools, or greedy-greedy-selfish, or naive victims of evil, insidious characters.

Someone’s? And Gerda in The Snow Queen? The Little Humpbacked Horse? The beauty from "Beauty and the Beast"? Puss in Boots? Where are they stupid or greedy?!

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Ksenofont, I’m embarrassed to ask.... in this fairy tale of yours, is everything iron for your Tin Woodman? And the tongue too?)

I’m afraid that the Tin Woodman has no tongue. From the word - absolutely! He has a speaker in his mouth. Loudspeaker...

Well, nooooo, we don’t need that)))

[March]

And the tongue too?)

The tongue, it has no bones...

[Bully Carrie]

And the tongue too?)

The tongue, it has no bones...

And this is very good!

[March]

He has a speaker in his mouth. A loudspeaker...

Kuni with a loudspeaker? A plate from the sixties of the last century?
Well, it seems that Monsieur really understands perversions.

[niqk]

He has a speaker in his mouth. A loudspeaker...

Kuni with a loudspeaker? A plate from the sixties of the last century?
Well, it seems that Monsieur really understands perversions.

Yes! So - seize the moment, perversists! Until we are completely rejected...

[Beluga]

The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish

"and eat the fish and don’t sit on the shit"

"The Down girl caught a goldfish. And the fish said to her:
- Let me go, good girl! And I will fulfill your wish.
- How is that?
- Well, do you remember, like in the fairy tale?
- Oh, I remember, I remember...
Tears off the fish’s fins, one by one, saying:
- Fly, fly, petal..."

[Bully Carrie]

He has a speaker in his mouth. A loudspeaker...

Kuni with a loudspeaker? A plate from the sixties of the last century?
Well, it seems that Monsieur really understands perversions.

Not every perversion works! You never know what is broadcast in this loudspeaker. The clitoris is not a place for discussion)))

[March]

The clitoris is not a place for discussion)))

Perhaps it depends on the orientation.
Political...

[Bully Carrie]

Perhaps it depends on the orientation.
Political...

This is exactly the place where the interests of any orientation converge!... .Well, almost anyone)

[loving]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs )) fuck snow white

[Beluga]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs )) fuck Snow White

And what if the seven dwarfs fall down?

[Kalyaev]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs )) fuck snow white

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[loving]

I didn’t subscribe to Snow White Guliver

[March]

and if seven dwarfs pile up?

"Well, there are different cases" (P. Rzhevsky)

[niqk]

I didn’t subscribe to Snow White Guliver

I didn’t subscribe? I’m afraid this won’t help you...

[Christmas_Christmas]

damn... people... haven’t you gone to sleep since last night... all the fairy tales "look")))

[niqk]

damn... people... haven’t you gone to sleep since last night... all the fairy tales "look")))

n They often point out here that there are a lot of storytellers here...

[Beluga]

damn... people... haven’t you gone to sleep since last night... all the fairy tales "look")))

n and cartoons
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[Bully Carrie]

damn... people... haven’t you gone to sleep since last night... all the fairy tales "look")))

Yes The fact of the matter is that no one is watching a damn thing))

[Bully Carrie]

This is another fairy tale - "Man in a Case"...

I’m wildly sorry, but this is not a fairy tale

[Monstrous]

Oh, these fairy tales from storytellers!
I wish I could come up with my own and get there!

On topic: about the seven-flowered flower that makes wishes come true

[Fargal94]

damn... people... haven’t you gone to sleep since last night... all the fairy tales "look")))

i I’m waiting for the continuation of your stories)

[Christmas_Christmas]

damn... people... haven’t you gone to sleep since last night... all the fairy tales "look")))

I’m looking forward to the continuation of your stories)

To be honest, I’m not sure if I should continue further....

[Fargal94]

damn... people... haven’t you gone to sleep since last night... all the fairy tales "look")))

I’m looking forward to the continuation of your stories)

To be honest, I’m not sure if I should continue further....

And I’m sure that it’s worth it and many forum users will support me! More precisely, not me, but you!)

[Christmas_Christmas]

And I’m sure that it’s worth it and many forum members and forum members will support me! More precisely, not me, but you!)

thank you of course... it’s just that the next "games" I played with her friends and... damn it with the boys too... "played"... in general, everything was not so harmless....
I think there will be a lot of hate

[Cake747]

And I’m sure that it’s worth it and many forum members and forum members will support me! More precisely, not me, but you!)

thank you of course... it’s just that the next "games" I played with her friends and... damn it with the boys too... "played"... in general, everything was not so harmless....
I think there will be a lot of hate

Now I wonder what kind of games were there))))

[Christmas_Christmas]

Now I wonder what kind of games there were))))

one more... I’ll definitely add two stories...))) )

[Bully Carrie]

I think there will be a lot of hate

My soul, if you are afraid of hate, don’t go to the forum. Don’t be afraid of anything

[Beluga]

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[Couple 33]

Three nuts for Cinderella

[Christmas_Christmas]

I think there will be a lot of hate

My soul, if you are afraid of hate, don’t go to the forum. Don’t be afraid of anything

I agree with you.. and damn it.. I’m not one of the fearful ones.. just , no matter what anyone says.. but still, everyone\everyone on the forum.. or almost everyone\everyone,"thinks" about how others perceive her or him here...
nI’m just writing what I had.. personal moments.. experiences... I understand that no one cares.. but for example, I don’t...
these are my personal experiences.... I’m writing now... and I remembered how my friends and I went to the market and chose a collar and leash.. how the seller showed us everything.. told us which collar was there for which animal... why is one “rough”, made of thick leather.. riveted there. .. showed the size of the dog that should be for him.. and so on...
probably for about 20 minutes we had not even a dialogue, but damn it.. a whole lecture..... we probably all his goods were reviewed then...
and what his eyes were... what an expression on his face... when the girls started trying on the collar and leash on me))))).. when it dawned on him, for what "animal", we choose "harness"...
damn.... I got carried away... but what am I talking about... for me these are personal memories.... and for me It’s not pleasant to then read from some people that there’s a “smell of writing” and that this “dog”... well, you mean, I... “I love piss.”.. well, etc.....
It’s unpleasant for me... and there’s no point in simply writing without such details... it won’t be interesting... at least for me (((

[Murena0314]

Three nuts for Cinderella

Oooh, coincidence

[Couple 33]

Three nuts for Cinderella

Oooh, coincidence

I would have guessed)))

[Murena0314]

Three nuts for Cinderella

Oooh, coincidence

I would have guessed)))

Come on. Just three nuts, three wishes. It always infuriates that desires are limited, 3 or 7.
But to be this Cinderella, in the company of the prince and his friends, in the castle, without any prejudices or restrictions... This is a fantasy. ..

[Shy Baby]

A fairy tale about a turnip was mentioned here...
Here is a modern story about a turnip in one picture....

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[Gaelic]

Okay. Just three nuts, three wishes. It always infuriates that desires are limited, 3 or 7. But to be this Cinderella, in the company of the prince and his friends, in the castle, without any prejudices or restrictions... This is a fantasy. ..

...After the ball, Cinderella only remembered how she ate pumpkin with the rats and how the drunken prince put crystal salad bowls on her feet))