What’s the most vulgar dream you’ve ever had?

[Watchman]

I don’t remember any vulgar or erotic content in general, I usually dream about nightmares, surrealism or everyday life.

[Totally_pervert]

I haven’t had erotic dreams for a very long time. And today, I don’t know why, I dreamed about licking a colleague. She took me to some place, stood up doggy style and put her pussy under my face. I even had the taste of pussy in my mouth. Very realistic)

[Alexb]

I had the worst dream not long ago, I go out into the corridor and I understand that I am at my father-in-law’s house, I look in the mirror and I see that he is sitting naked on a chair and my naked daughter is sitting on his legs and I understand that he is stroking her, playing between his legs, his penis is standing and she strokes him

[Canis91]

The most vulgar one was a long time ago, but I remember it.
With the class teacher. She was sexy then.
I dreamed that I was fucking her between the tits. There was even a polarization.
And the worst thing: some kind of war, he is opposite me. I press the trigger, but there is no shot. I pull the shutter and see that the magazine is empty. I understand that I don’t have time to change... And he shoots. Flash. And I wake up in a cold sweat. And the most disgusting thing is that this dream is regularly repeated...
Well, sometimes I dream about incest. But without poles...

[Oleg Milov]

There was a dream where first I have breakfast in the morning, then I go to the shower, I stand there washing naked, because of the curtain it was not visible how my mother opened the door and came in, well, let’s pester and I woke up

[One-Two]

Canis91, Member of DB?

[Canis91]

One-Two, No. The Higher Powers were merciful. But sleep really bothers me.

[One-Two]

I dreamed that I was with my mother. Like she started it. At the end I squeeze her breasts and she screams. But this is an alarm clock. And get in order when you get into the shower.

[Venus]

Canis91, did you serve in the army?

[Canis91]

Strecoza, served, there was such a sin.

[niqk]

The most vulgar dream?! Back to school again! After the summer holidays!!!

[Canis91]

The most vulgar dream?! Back to school again! After

[Venus]

Strecoza, служил, был такой грешок.

Убивали людей?

[Canis91]

Strecoza, no. I’m telling you I wasn’t there, I didn’t participate. I served in the household gang.

[Sergey1975]

Service, I’m on guard. A young, sexually unsatisfied organism. Rest shift - 2 hours of sleep on a hard trestle bed. It is clear that the state is half asleep. I dreamed about fucking my girlfriend. I woke up from cumming. This only happened to me once.

[Bully Carrie]

I dreamed of very beautiful and violent sex with my lover. And in a dream, my lover persuaded me to leave my husband: like, with him, with a lover, that is, sex is cooler!

[davenant_1]

I dreamed of very beautiful and stormy sex with my lover. And in a dream, my lover persuaded me to leave my husband: like, with him, with a lover, that is, sex is cooler!

Damn, your dreams are like a movie straight At most I wake up excited with someone I know)

[RANGE_]

And the worst thing: some kind of war, he is opposite me. I press the trigger, but there is no shot. I pull the shutter and see that the magazine is empty. I understand that I don’t have time to change... And he shoots. Flash. And I wake up in a cold sweat. And the most disgusting thing is that this dream is regularly repeated...

Until I was 10 years old, I often dreamed of war.
I’m sitting in a trench, shooting back. I throw a grenade at a fascist, but it doesn’t explode. And the fascist is my turn. I wake up.
It happened that I shot ranks of Essov men in my sleep.
But after that I never dreamed of anything like that.

But since May 2014, the military theme began to appear in my dreams again. But there I am as an observer: I see how all sorts of long-range and powerful systems like “Topol” and “Grad” are fired, how tanks and other armored vehicles are crushed.
Although, about six months ago, I once dreamed that how, as a pilot, I land a military plane in an open field.

[RANGE_]

Is it bad to pretend in a dream that you are not who you really are?
I remembered a couple of dreams.

1st. So I’m going, bringing my doctoral dissertation on geography for review. And they give it to me. Like, that’s it, go defend. And in my sleep I think: damn, what geography, what a doctorate, I haven’t even defended my PhD yet. And in general, I am not a geographer. Why didn’t you ask about graduate school? But I was glad that they appreciated it)).

2nd. I go either to the hospital or to the clinic. The thought in my head: “I need a certificate.” I go up to the reception desk and ask a question about the certificate and how to get it. And in response, they ask me for my full name and clarify the position for which I came to work. I was stunned by such words. I’m not even a doctor at all. I’m getting help.
Next, the woman at the reception says: "Oh, we’ve been waiting for you for a long time, you’re already listed as the head of the therapeutic department."
Everything inside me fell, I can’t do anything say. But I understand that this is already a personnel department, and not a help desk))
The personnel officer gives me part of the documents and an envelope, with the words: "This is an advance. There are 15 thousand." I open the envelope and count it. Yes, 15 pieces.
I turn around and go to my office (as if I know where it is). And I hear in the back: "Don’t forget to go to the head doctor!".

[Bully Carrie]

Damn it, your dreams are like a movie. At most I wake up excited with someone I know)

It’s interesting that no one asked what happened next)))

[Sex coot]

))) Today I had a dream, such that I woke up all wet))) I’ve had dreams before in which I had sex. I have always dreamed of them, but I dreamed of one like today for the first time.
Do you have sexual dreams? What’s the most vulgar dream you’ve ever had?

What kind of dream was it...?

[Venus]

))) Today I had a dream, such that I woke up all wet))) I’ve had dreams before in which I had sex. I have always dreamed of them, but I dreamed of one like today for the first time.
Do you have sexual dreams? What’s the most vulgar dream you’ve ever had?

What kind of dream was it...?

))) I don’t remember anymore

[Sex coot]

Well, the main aftertaste from sleep... I wish you more such exciting dreams...

[Pierro]

I don’t dream at all..
in the evening I closed my eyes, opened them.. it’s already morning..

[RANGE_]

I don’t have dreams at all..
I closed my eyes in the evening, opened them..it’s already morning..

If you find fault with definitions , then you don’t dream - this is a state. I have dreams.

Damn, at school, in the 9th grade, during the final exam in biology, I got a ticket where one of the questions was "Dreams and dreams". And we really studied this topic deeply back in school.

But I don’t believe that you don’t have dreams. Even cats and dogs have dreams.
But I don’t know about cockroaches. Maybe you’re an insect? ;)

[Pierro]

Perhaps you are an insect?

yes, yes.. Gregor Ze.

[PavelNokia]

Almost the whole topic is crap, what kind of people are they....

I can’t determine the most vulgar dream, there were a lot of such things. The hottest about incest with sister, mother. They are very focused on this topic, so I dream about it.
And recently I started dreaming about our designer from work, a very sexy girl, her ass is on fire! There was a dream that I fucked her in all holes

[PrematureCum]

Dreams involving mother and sister. I didn’t watch porn until I was an adult and they were the only women I saw naked. In addition, for the first two years after puberty, I did not masturbate, so such dreams often ended in a wet dream.

[Argus]

I had a dream about how I fuck and lick my best friend’s wife, because in life I dream of fucking her in all the holes) from this you wake up all wet

[March]

I was 4 years old (!!!) and constantly had the same dream (different episodes) about .....group-gang-team.....rapists.

What a problem...)))
When I quit one enterprise several years ago, I went broke - I had the opportunity, but did not take out a ton and a half of copper.
And since then, almost every night I have had the same nightmare (in variations, which is interesting...) - that I am trying to take this copper out.
And it doesn’t work...

[Serv]

Sex with a virgin. Somehow, no one understands it. But this is a dream and fantasy

[Go ahead]

Eh, I don’t have erotic dreams... True, I don’t complain about dreams - I often dream of some kind of horror films, thrillers and blockbusters, from which you can directly write a script for a film, and occasionally very light romance.
Erotic, and even just a vulgar dream, I had one time in my life. That I got into the show "The Voice" for blind auditions, and there I was harassed, and in the end successfully "harassed" without my permission, by its host Dmitry Nagiyev (and in my life I somehow don’t like him I’m a fan, I’m not a fan of anyone at all))

Then "Fizruk" was in full swing)

[Samara]

I still hope that my most vulgar dream, like the best sex, is yet to come) And so sometimes I have a dream FFM with his wife and her friend, it’s not really very vulgar, but it makes me very happy)

[Sibiryak89]

During my school years, I dreamed about the class teacher, how I was fucking her, she was there after college, everything was with her and beautiful, she woke up all down in the army I was just having sexual dreams and noticed how we would wash ourselves in the bathhouse, put on clean linen, put on everything, in the morning I was all dirty and I wasn’t the only one, but after the army there was war, battles and fights, women disappeared

[kingdoom]

I usually have dreams like this when I haven’t had sex for a long time. The most memorable dream was, my wife and I were fucking her together in a swingers club, I woke up from the fact that I came.

[Fulllist]

How interesting and amazing everything is

[March]

I had another nasty dream yesterday. That contractors miss the installation schedule.
They’ve already pulled it up...