Who dumps sperm where during masturbation?

Unread post by **Alex would** » 14 Jun 2022, 04:50

When I jerk off at work, the sperm naturally flies into the toilet. What if in the room? Who adapted and how?

Unread post by **foresterzh3x7** » 08 Jan 2023, 03:18

You can use napkins

Unread post by **paganel** » 08 Jan 2023, 20:06

In the sock)))))))))) And so on the belly and in the bath, wash over the sink)))))))))

Unread post by **Vincent** » 08 Jan 2023, 20:51

If at work, then in the sink, if at home, then in it too (remote, nothing can be done))

Unread post by **chains** » 08 Jan 2023, 21:01

Sometimes it flies into your mouth

Unread post by **Alex would** » 08 Jan 2023, 21:30

Chenn,

Chenn: 08 Jan 2023, 21:01 Sometimes it flies into your mouth

Do you get pleasure from this? Or just a way not to get dirty

Unread post by **chains** » 14 Jan 2023, 11:31

Alex bi: 08 Jan 2023, 21:30 Do you get satisfaction from this? Or just a way not to get dirty

Well, not to get dirty

Unread post by **electronics** » 18 Jan 2023, 20:08

On your stomach, face. Less often in the toilet

Unread post by **Terminator** » 23 Jan 2023, 03:51

On your stomach. Then I dry myself

Unread post by **Jaware** » 27 Jan 2023, 02:16

Sometimes on your hand, sometimes in a napkin

Unread post by **slon678** » 31 Jan 2023, 07:15

I pour it on my wife’s chest

Unread post by **niqk** » 31 Jan 2023, 07:26

Good for the girls! They don’t have to worry too much about it...

Unread post by **XiaH** » 31 Jan 2023, 08:05

but for a bunch of other reasons you have to bother))) Sometimes I’m so glad that I’m not a woman, I don’t envy them in everyday life)))

Unread post by **Alex would** » 31 Jan 2023, 10:55

XyaH,

XyaH: 31 Jan 2023, 08:05 but for a bunch of other reasons it is necessary bother))) Sometimes I’m so glad that I’m not a woman, I don’t envy them in everyday life)))

I always wanted to be a woman, and give birth, and change plugs..

Unread post by **XiaH** » 31 Jan 2023, 11:30

Alex bi, what is it like to want to experience sensations during menstruation - a special type of fetishism)))))

Unread post by **Alex would** » 06 Feb 2023, 20:45

XyaH,

XyaH: 31 Jan 2023, 11:30 Alex bi, wanting to experience sensations during menstruation is some kind of special kind of fetishism )))))

If you feel like a woman, then everything is in full, not selectively..

Unread post by **Timuryai** » 10 Feb 2023, 19:42

In a girl’s mouth, of course

Unread post by **Andrey1991** » 11 Feb 2023, 00:44

He flushed it everywhere: in the toilet, in the sink, on the floor, on his hand, on his stomach, in his panties, on the sheet, in a sex toy. With a girl: on the buttocks, spread the buttocks and on the anus, on the back.

Unread post by **Alex would** » 25 Feb 2023, 07:27

I remembered an old joke, almost on topic. How two friends talk about their wives’ temperament during sex. One says, “mine doesn’t scream.” The second one, and mine is screaming. The first one begins to ask for details. When, at the peak of orgasm? No, then, when I start wiping my dick on the curtain.

Unread post by **Listening4** » 01 Mar 2023, 10:05

I smear it over the head of my penis and continue to jerk it! It’s a blast!

Unread post by **Markus905** » 03 Mar 2023, 01:27

when in the bathroom, when in the toilet.

Unread post by **Tamerlane** » 03 Mar 2023, 01:50

Bathtub, Or sink. But I rarely masturbate.

Unread post by **IDVS03082008** » 10 Mar 2023, 07:41

Alex bi, lovely school years

Unread post by **niqk** » 10 Mar 2023, 07:45

IDVS03082008, and why only school ones? And then - hammered a bolt into the slot? And forever?

Unread post by **Lyaxander** » 10 Mar 2023, 07:47

I often eat it myself

Unread post by **Alex would** » 10 Mar 2023, 08:03

Lyaksander,

Lyaksander: 10 Mar 2023, 07:47 I often eat it myself

You are a delicacy, however. As I

Unread post by **Lyaxander** » 13 Mar 2023, 13:32

Alex bi: 10 Mar 2023, 08:03 You are a delicacy, however. Like me

Unread post by **dreamborn** » 13 Mar 2023, 23:34

Until the age of 30, I pinched the seminal canal behind the balls so that there would be no sperm at all, it’s convenient to jerk off when there are people around, for example, under a blanket in a reserved seat) and now I use a napkin more often

Unread post by **Axler** » 14 Mar 2023, 01:00

XyaH: 31 Jan 2023, 08:05 Sometimes I’m so glad that I’m not a woman, I don’t envy them in everyday life)))

I somehow came to the conclusion that if you are a woman (in the sense of nature, and not all sorts of operations), but with the psyche of a man, then there will be no problems in everyday life. Many women’s problems are created by women themselves. Their emotionality, inconsistency, impulsiveness, etc.
As an example: I had a friend whose cycle was irregular from the very moment it began, but this fool diligently always let everything take its course, and at a critical moment she ran around like a scalded person, looking for hygiene products. When I took matters into my own hands by forming a stock of pads at home, bought her special cases in which they carry one pad "in reserve", stuffed these cases into all the bags, and in addition also instilled the habit of using a cup, she was so surprised that " the problem disappeared"©.
It was both funny and sad - for more than ten years we didn’t even try to solve the problem...
Plus we live in the 21st century, many things historically inherent only to one gender have now become unisex (for example, follow for appearance). Other problems are leveled out by the achievements of science and technology - everyday life, health, etc.
Maybe, of course, I’m judging one-sidedly, from a man’s position, but then let the respected ladies correct me.

p.s. By the way, with a “reasonable” approach in everyday life, it’s just easier for girls. Women are easily forgiven for things that men are not. Moreover, I am talking about both the interpersonal level and the social level.

Unread post by **Manfred** » 14 Mar 2023, 01:18

If your wife is already asleep, and you were late at the computer for work or reading the news, and couldn’t resist looking here or on Pornhub

, a mug of finished tea, placed in time under the viscous streams, is the most convenient option

By the way, there was a cool incident at the dacha with sperm being poured into a mug with leftover juice and a neighbor - I described it here in another thread recently.
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Takshta, I recommend it.

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Here is the case with the mug and the neighbor.

Unread post by **VAG** » 14 Mar 2023, 22:46

On the wife’s chest or in the mouth.

Unread post by **Pervert777** » 14 Mar 2023, 22:58

I often cum on my stomach, in my hand or on a napkin
But when I’m very excited and bad thoughts enter my head, I like to cum on my face or in my mouth
I even like taste of sperm

Unread post by **Alex would** » 15 Mar 2023, 03:54

Pervert777,

Pervert777: 14 Mar 2023, 22:58 I often cum on my stomach, in hand or napkin
But when I’m very excited and bad thoughts enter my head, I like to cum on my face or in my mouth
I even like taste of sperm

It’s nice to play with sperm. Only when no one is bothering you and there is time to bring the excitement to the limit. Then it evokes a storm of pleasant emotions both in the mouth and on the face. Then you really feel depressed, but time passes and you want to repeat it again.

Unread post by **DDN** » 15 Mar 2023, 10:11

I encourage you to pour it on yourself)

Unread post by **Tpoo** » 15 Mar 2023, 13:14

Sometimes you want to cum, but without sex. The wife herself asks to come and cum in her mouth, even if she’s asleep.
It was like we were fucking with a tranny. We both cum in my wife’s mouth even while she’s sleeping. She accepts everything. I was pregnant. We finished in it, but it still won’t fly))

Unread post by **Gent52800** » 15 Mar 2023, 14:36

In a 3-liter bathhouse and then sell it at the market

Unread post by **Wanderer** » 05 Apr 2023, 11:04

Gent52800: 15 Mar 2023, 14:36 Into a 3-liter bath and then I sell it at the market

I’ll adapt the old one to the occasion joke:
- Isaac, you’re crazy!
- Don’t worry. Whoever needs it will buy it!

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 06 Apr 2023, 01:35

On my stomach, then in the shower
I like to shift in nature, then just lay on the ground in front of me

Unread post by **Minato.sensei** » 07 Apr 2023, 02:42

To the bathroom of your own

Unread post by **Ricardomom** » 07 Apr 2023, 04:31

Use the sink and wash your penis right away. Yes, and piss in the sink and immediately wash it up. Very comfortably . Whoever invented the sink has huge respect

Unread post by **Alex would** » 08 Apr 2023, 20:38

Ricardomom,

Ricardomom: 07 Apr 2023, 04:31 Only the sink and wash your penis right away . Yes, and piss in the sink and immediately wash it up. Very comfortably . Whoever invented the sink has huge respect

Not I will say that I have never pissed in the sink. But this is more forced than everyday. As for washing the penis, I agree, it’s very convenient, in a hurry.

Unread post by **Unicum228** » 09 Apr 2023, 08:59

Toilet paper is the most reliable way

Unread post by **Alex would** » 10 Apr 2023, 21:58

Unicum228,

Unicum228: 09 Apr 2023, 08:59 Toilet paper is the most reliable way

But not the most pleasant

Unread post by **Puppetry** » 10 Apr 2023, 22:01

My mouth misses your plums...

Unread post by **Lybitel** » 14 Apr 2023, 12:25

I only jerk off at home and dump it in my wife’s mouth.

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 15 Apr 2023, 02:23

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Unread post by **Alex would** » 15 Apr 2023, 04:09

Varian_Rin,

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Супер

Unread post by **Oleg17** » 22 Apr 2023, 20:36

And I go into the bath, into the toilet, and onto the deck, in the hall, okay, sitting without panties.

Unread post by **Polk** » 22 Apr 2023, 22:23

In my wife’s mouth or on my face)))

Unread post by **Alex would** » 22 Apr 2023, 22:44

And such messes happen...
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Unread post by **Lerunchik** » 22 Apr 2023, 22:51

Oleg17: 22 Apr 2023, 20:36 And I go to the bath, to the toilet, and to the palazzo, in the hall, okay, sitting without panties.

I’m afraid to imagine what your palace looks like)))))