Who dumps sperm where during masturbation?

[Alex would]

When I jerk off at work, the sperm naturally flies into the toilet. What if in the room? Who adapted and how?

[foresterzh3x7]

You can use napkins

[paganel]

In the sock)))))))))) And so on the belly and in the bath, wash over the sink)))))))))

[Vincent]

If at work, then in the sink, if at home, then in it too (remote, nothing can be done))

[chains]

Sometimes it flies into your mouth

[Alex would]

Chenn,

Sometimes it flies into your mouth

Do you get pleasure from this? Or just a way not to get dirty

[chains]

Do you get satisfaction from this? Or just a way not to get dirty

Well, not to get dirty

[electronics]

On your stomach, face. Less often in the toilet

[Terminator]

On your stomach. Then I dry myself

[Jaware]

Sometimes on your hand, sometimes in a napkin

[slon678]

I pour it on my wife’s chest

[niqk]

Good for the girls! They don’t have to worry too much about it...

[XiaH]

but for a bunch of other reasons you have to bother))) Sometimes I’m so glad that I’m not a woman, I don’t envy them in everyday life)))

[Alex would]

XyaH,

but for a bunch of other reasons it is necessary bother))) Sometimes I’m so glad that I’m not a woman, I don’t envy them in everyday life)))

I always wanted to be a woman, and give birth, and change plugs..

[XiaH]

Alex bi, what is it like to want to experience sensations during menstruation - a special type of fetishism)))))

[Alex would]

XyaH,

Alex bi, wanting to experience sensations during menstruation is some kind of special kind of fetishism )))))

If you feel like a woman, then everything is in full, not selectively..

[Timuryai]

In a girl’s mouth, of course

[Andrey1991]

He flushed it everywhere: in the toilet, in the sink, on the floor, on his hand, on his stomach, in his panties, on the sheet, in a sex toy. With a girl: on the buttocks, spread the buttocks and on the anus, on the back.

[Alex would]

I remembered an old joke, almost on topic. How two friends talk about their wives’ temperament during sex. One says, “mine doesn’t scream.” The second one, and mine is screaming. The first one begins to ask for details. When, at the peak of orgasm? No, then, when I start wiping my dick on the curtain.

[Listening4]

I smear it over the head of my penis and continue to jerk it! It’s a blast!

[Markus905]

when in the bathroom, when in the toilet.

[Tamerlane]

Bathtub, Or sink. But I rarely masturbate.

[IDVS03082008]

Alex bi, lovely school years

[niqk]

IDVS03082008, and why only school ones? And then - hammered a bolt into the slot? And forever?

[Lyaxander]

I often eat it myself

[Alex would]

Lyaksander,

I often eat it myself

You are a delicacy, however. As I

[Lyaxander]

You are a delicacy, however. Like me

[dreamborn]

Until the age of 30, I pinched the seminal canal behind the balls so that there would be no sperm at all, it’s convenient to jerk off when there are people around, for example, under a blanket in a reserved seat) and now I use a napkin more often

[Axler]

Sometimes I’m so glad that I’m not a woman, I don’t envy them in everyday life)))

I somehow came to the conclusion that if you are a woman (in the sense of nature, and not all sorts of operations), but with the psyche of a man, then there will be no problems in everyday life. Many women’s problems are created by women themselves. Their emotionality, inconsistency, impulsiveness, etc.
As an example: I had a friend whose cycle was irregular from the very moment it began, but this fool diligently always let everything take its course, and at a critical moment she ran around like a scalded person, looking for hygiene products. When I took matters into my own hands by forming a stock of pads at home, bought her special cases in which they carry one pad "in reserve", stuffed these cases into all the bags, and in addition also instilled the habit of using a cup, she was so surprised that " the problem disappeared"©.
It was both funny and sad - for more than ten years we didn’t even try to solve the problem...
Plus we live in the 21st century, many things historically inherent only to one gender have now become unisex (for example, follow for appearance). Other problems are leveled out by the achievements of science and technology - everyday life, health, etc.
Maybe, of course, I’m judging one-sidedly, from a man’s position, but then let the respected ladies correct me.

p.s. By the way, with a “reasonable” approach in everyday life, it’s just easier for girls. Women are easily forgiven for things that men are not. Moreover, I am talking about both the interpersonal level and the social level.

[Manfred]

If your wife is already asleep, and you were late at the computer for work or reading the news, and couldn’t resist looking here or on Pornhub , a mug of finished tea, placed in time under the viscous streams, is the most convenient option

By the way, there was a cool incident at the dacha with sperm being poured into a mug with leftover juice and a neighbor - I described it here in another thread recently.
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Takshta, I recommend it.

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Here is the case with the mug and the neighbor.

[VAG]

On the wife’s chest or in the mouth.

[Pervert777]

I often cum on my stomach, in my hand or on a napkin
But when I’m very excited and bad thoughts enter my head, I like to cum on my face or in my mouth
I even like taste of sperm

[Alex would]

Pervert777,

I often cum on my stomach, in hand or napkin
But when I’m very excited and bad thoughts enter my head, I like to cum on my face or in my mouth
I even like taste of sperm

It’s nice to play with sperm. Only when no one is bothering you and there is time to bring the excitement to the limit. Then it evokes a storm of pleasant emotions both in the mouth and on the face. Then you really feel depressed, but time passes and you want to repeat it again.

[DDN]

I encourage you to pour it on yourself)

[Tpoo]

Sometimes you want to cum, but without sex. The wife herself asks to come and cum in her mouth, even if she’s asleep.
It was like we were fucking with a tranny. We both cum in my wife’s mouth even while she’s sleeping. She accepts everything. I was pregnant. We finished in it, but it still won’t fly))

[Gent52800]

In a 3-liter bathhouse and then sell it at the market

[Wanderer]

Into a 3-liter bath and then I sell it at the market

I’ll adapt the old one to the occasion joke:
- Isaac, you’re crazy!
- Don’t worry. Whoever needs it will buy it!

[Varian_Rin]

On my stomach, then in the shower
I like to shift in nature, then just lay on the ground in front of me

[Minato.sensei]

To the bathroom of your own

[Ricardomom]

Use the sink and wash your penis right away. Yes, and piss in the sink and immediately wash it up. Very comfortably . Whoever invented the sink has huge respect

[Alex would]

Ricardomom,

Only the sink and wash your penis right away . Yes, and piss in the sink and immediately wash it up. Very comfortably . Whoever invented the sink has huge respect

Not I will say that I have never pissed in the sink. But this is more forced than everyday. As for washing the penis, I agree, it’s very convenient, in a hurry.

[Unicum228]

Toilet paper is the most reliable way

[Alex would]

Unicum228,

Toilet paper is the most reliable way

But not the most pleasant

[Puppetry]

My mouth misses your plums...

[Lybitel]

I only jerk off at home and dump it in my wife’s mouth.

[Varian_Rin]

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[Alex would]

Varian_Rin,

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Супер

[Oleg17]

And I go into the bath, into the toilet, and onto the deck, in the hall, okay, sitting without panties.

[Polk]

In my wife’s mouth or on my face)))

[Alex would]

And such messes happen...
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[Lerunchik]

And I go to the bath, to the toilet, and to the palazzo, in the hall, okay, sitting without panties.

I’m afraid to imagine what your palace looks like)))))