Who dumps sperm where during masturbation?

[Alex would]

When I jerk off at work, the sperm naturally flies into the toilet. What if in the room? Who adapted and how?

[Alex would]

Lerunchik,

I’m afraid to imagine what does your palace look like)))))

I remembered an old army joke. Question for experts: is it possible to get pregnant from cotton wool? The answer is yes, if the cotton wool is from a soldier’s mattress.

[alex503311]

Often at work, but going to the toilet to masturbate is not interesting, then there was a computer and there were girls in photos and videos, the Internet appeared later, so of course in panties, also, for example, I never used lubricant, although someone got used to it.

[Alex would]

alex503311,

Often at work, but walk masturbating in the toilet was not interesting, then there was a computer and there were girls in photos and videos, the Internet appeared later, so of course in my panties, also, for example, I never used lubricant, although someone got used to it.

I cum in my panties only when I have the opportunity to change them right away. I don’t like walking around with a wet and sticky stain. Ever since the days of youthful wet dreams, I couldn’t stand this discomfort, when I woke up from a pleasant dream, but with wet panties.

[Lappin 1978]

Sometimes I collect sperm in a container and put it in the freezer. One time he collected about 200 ml, invited a friend to his place and poured the thawed sperm into her pussy, into her mouth and smeared it all over her body. Then, he fucked her pussy, lubricated with sperm, while pouring sperm from mouth to mouth, rubbing her tits with this sperm. There was no limit to excitement... It’s cool to feel your pussy in natural lubrication, the taste of sperm on her friend’s tongue, her slimy body and the strong smell of sperm!!!

[ParzifalNSK]

I sometimes cum on my wife’s toothbrush)))) she then brushes her teeth

[Alex would]

ParzifalNSK,

I sometimes cum on my toothbrush wife )))) she then brushes her teeth

Unusual use

[Aion2012Dead]

ParzifalNSK, I did the same thing as a teenager, only on sister’s brush, and on her panties.

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It’s all laziness now. There is a curtain nearby)))

[Lerunchik]

I sometimes cum on my wife’s toothbrush)))) she then brushes her teeth

And the wife probably writes yours, in gratitude))

[Amateur123]

Lerunchik, no, she cleans the toilet with it instead of a brush)

[Lerunchik]

Lerunchik, no, she instead toilet brush cleans)

[Amateur123]

Lerunchik, This is a proven army method, in the good old days This is how young people were raised, there are no toilets in the barracks, but there are Genoa bowls.)) I would, let’s say, do this in gratitude.

[poxuer]

Often at work, but going to the toilet to masturbate is not interesting, then there was a computer and there were girls in photos and videos, the Internet appeared later, so of course in panties

Same situation, still

I don’t like walking around with a wet and sticky spot. Ever since the days of youthful wet dreams, I couldn’t stand this discomfort, when I woke up from a pleasant dream, but with wet panties.

I got used to it from that age. There’s even something vulgar and pleasant about it

[alex503311]

Lerunchik, This is a proven army method, in the good old days, this is how young people were raised, there are no toilets in the barracks, but there are Genoa bowls.)) I would say, in gratitude, I would do this

Somehow I didn’t feel like it, since I remember, in the company, when I was on my own, and again in the toilet, I wanted it when I had a fantasy, and this was in bed, and for almost six months in training, I didn’t want to. Although I remember, I ended up in the hospital.
I remember one tall one, a sister, commanding how to clean up there, etc., I think I should bend you over and put you in so that you don’t bend your fingers.
Another one, we had a doctor, he came to her to clean up, I think I’ll close the door and help her finish.
Once I was on duty, and the head of the floor said, I’m in the room to sleep, if anything, call me, although she’s not a beauty, but there was an idea to go see her and fuck her. Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn’t.
I still dream, but somehow I didn’t masturbate, and it was easier in the company, but I didn’t want to do it regularly, and there were no girls in the company .

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Often at work, but going to the toilet to masturbate is not interesting, then there was a computer and there were girls in photos and videos, the Internet appeared later, so of course in panties

The same situation still exists

At work, a colleague is sitting at the table and I am looking at her. I masturbate. Then she taught me how to kiss and we sit kissing and she puts her hand above the knee on her leg, and I take that place and start masturbating with her hand and finished, and then the masturbation didn’t happen again, but they started having sex and somehow with my hands only once and was.

[Alex would]

poxuer,

I got used to it from that age . There’s even something vulgar and pleasant about it

Everyone has their own way. Masturbation, in itself, is a vulgar and pleasant activity. After I’ve finished, I like to pause for a bit until the bliss passes, and then I’m drawn to the shower or at least to wash myself. I love the remains of sperm only on the lips, that really feels vulgar, forbidden and pleasant at the same time.

[alex503311]

Lerunchik ,

I’m afraid to imagine what your palace looks like)))))

I remembered an old army joke. Question for experts: is it possible to get pregnant from cotton wool? The answer is yes, if the cotton wool is from a soldier’s mattress.

You reminded me.
Doctor to girl: "Are you pregnant"
Girl: "It can’t be, we took precautions"
Doctor: "How?"
nGirl: "They put on a condom, then he finished, I took it off, tied it in a knot and hit it on the table to kill all the sperm
, and then poured it all into the pussy, since the doctors said that sperm is good for body"

[etc]

Hello everyone!
All my life I have been jerking off and holding the sperm with muscle tension in the canal. Then, later, I piss in the toilet and watch her in the water.

[Xenophon]

Hello, everyone!
All my life I have been masturbating and holding the sperm with muscle tension in the canal. Then, later, I piss in the toilet and watch her in the water.

You are very advanced in jerking off practice. Actually a JerkYogi!

[etc]

You are very advanced in masturbation practice. Actually jerking off!

Yes? I thought everyone could do this.
Lately, I’ve been cumming in my wife’s mouth, holding back the sperm.

[poxuer]

Then she taught me how to kiss and we sit kissing and puts her hand above the knee on her leg, and I take it to that place and start masturbating with her hand and finished, and then the masturbation really didn’t happen again,

Did you cum in your pants?

[King Bird]

When there is a good virt, and the girl agrees to send an intimate (or even not so intimate) photo, I print it on a printer, send it to it, take a photo of the result and send it back. Naturally, if the consent of the interlocutor is obtained. Or even a demand (but this happened very rarely, only twice).

[Manfred]

In the evening, sometimes I sit at the computer to read or finish something related to work. My wife has been sleeping for a long time... Then - by accident, of course! - click, and already in Pornhub. Well..
And I pour it into a mug with the finished tea that my wife brought an hour earlier
The main thing is not to forget then put it on the table and wash it yourself. And then there was already an incident at the dacha with such a mug and a neighbor. I’ll describe it later, it’s inconvenient from the phone.

[alex503311]

masturbate and came and then the masturbation really didn’t happen again,

Cum in your pants?

Yeah, then as a colleague all the time.

[Amateur123]

Lerunchik, hello! If you’re here, please PM me.

[niqk]

Why is it necessary to send a personal message? We are all waiting for Lerunchik on the forum! We miss you!!!

[Sherxan]

On your ass, turns you on...

[Alex would]

Sherxan,

Fuck yourself, turns you on. ..

It’s not very convenient to cum like that, except in front of a mirror...

[Sherxan]

No, the main thing is the position, the penis is between the legs, you move the balls to the side and it’s normal

[Alex would]

Sherxan,

No, the main thing is the pose, the dick between legs, you move the balls to the side and it’s fine

I would love to try it, but I can’t do it. When the penis is awkward to bend, and without an erection it doesn’t reach at all.

[RealMax]

Recently I stayed late in the office, everyone had left, so I lowered my pants, I was sitting masturbating and the cleaning lady came in right during an orgasm... I was so scared that I couldn’t stop. The whole floor was flooded(((

[Sherxan]

Arch your back, a pillow under your butt, the main desire...
The Internet is full of pictures

[Fag]

Usually they pour sperm inside me, although it also happened that they came in my palm, and then I rubbed it on myself

[King Bird]

I print out photos of beautiful girls, preferably real ones, from profiles on SZ or social networks. So that the legs are visible, the clothes are sexy and the pose is enticing. I watch porn and print it out. I used to do this too, when I was into virt, using photos sent to me. But with permission and encouragement, of course.

[Alex would]

RealMax,

Recently stayed late in the office, everything They left, so I lowered my pants, I was sitting there masturbating, and right during my orgasm the cleaning lady came in... I was so scared that I couldn’t stop. The entire floor was flooded(((

And how did the cleaning lady react? What was more exciting, the sight of the process or the dirty floor? King Zogu,

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King Zogu,

I print out photos of beautiful girls, preferably real ones, from profiles on SZ or social networks. So that the legs are visible , the clothes are sexy and the pose is enticing. I watch porn and use printouts. I used to do this too when I was into virtual reality, but with permission and encouragement, of course.

In any case, it’s more pleasant than putting it on a napkin or in the toilet.

[Nick1979]

I like to pull down my panties. I really like it and it turns me on. And then walk around with sticky and wet panties

[Alex would]

Nick1979,

I like to let my panties down. I really like it and it turns me on. And then I also like to walk around with sticky and wet panties. And lie in this state, in bliss after orgasm. But then walking around is very unpleasant, when the fabric is wet and sticks, the first desire is to take it off and wash it. But, as they say, everyone has their own preferences, and if it’s pleasant, then it has the right to life. For example, I like, when the bliss subsides a little, to send sperm into my mouth or smear it on my lips. Many interlocutors have a reaction of at least fi or fuu, but it gives me pleasure

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Nick1979

[Nick1979]

I also like to wear panties, especially women’s ones, or tights over a naked body. And lie in this state, in bliss after orgasm.

I also like to put on women’s panties and cum in them. Or jerk them off and let them down. I also like to cum in my bra.

[Alex would]

Nick1979,

I also like to cum in my bra.

I haven’t tried to cum in a bra, although I wear it when masturbating. Panties are easier to wash

[hello. I don’t hear]

I like to pull down my panties. I really like it and it turns me on. And then walk around with sticky and wet panties

For another 20 years you will walk around with full sticky panties

[Cuckold!!!]

I used to cum in a glass and drink it right away, now I cum in a glass and then into the sink and wash the glass.

[Alex would]

Cuckold!!!,

I used to cum in a glass and drink it right away, now I cum in a glass and then into the sink and wash the glass.

Got off the hook?

[Cuckold!!!]

Gone to the end?

With age, the passion for this gradually passes, there is no such novelty, perversity as in youth.

[Alex would]

Cuckold!!!,

With age, the passion for this gradually passes, there is no such novelty, perversity as in youth.

Everyone has their own way. I have not lost my passion for my own sperm, although I have never drunk from a dish, I prefer to lick it off in small portions. When I was young, I loved throwing my legs over the back of the sofa and spraying it in my mouth and on my face. He didn’t reach the penis, he just directed the stream. Now I’ve become lazy and abandoned this acrobatics, I cum wherever I have to, and then lick it off. Or on a cloth, and then smear it on my lips. The acuity of sensations is no less than that of youth, although I do it less often. Fantasies have changed, from imagining myself as a girl timidly giving a blowjob, to a depraved aunt taking it in her mouth.

[Cuckold!!!]

In my youth I liked to throw my legs over the back of the sofa and spray in my mouth and on my face.

I used to do this in my youth He was in the bath, lay down across the bath, legs high on the wall, jerked off and came trying to get into his mouth.

[A0000]

Usually on a napkin, but sometimes I try it in my mouth

[Sergant33]

But for some reason I always disdained putting it in my mouth. Both as a teenager and now. I usually let it down on my tummy, and then go into the shower.

[With me]

I usually cum on my wife’s panties. I lay them out in front of me and fill them... She knows about it. It’s completely normal. And when I cum with her on the clothes she’s wearing....

[King Bird]

And when I cum with her on the clothes she is wearing....

... then you get lyuli. Because it’s clearly not you who has to wash your outfit. Well, my wife will tell you once if it happened by chance. Try doing this to your mistress. Especially married

[King Bird]

But for some reason I always disdained putting it in my mouth.

Until you find a woman who will tell you to do that because she wants that .

[poxuer]

then you get lyula. Because it’s clearly not you who has to wash your outfit.

Absolutely! Cum on my wife’s hair and clothes is unacceptable

[Libertine]

ParzifalNSK, well, you’re a villain, of course with your wife’s brush then I have a duty towel for this, soon as a boomerang it will be possible to launch a stake with a stake that is absorbed into itself)))