Who dumps sperm where during masturbation?

Unread post by **Alex would** » 14 Jun 2022, 04:50

When I jerk off at work, the sperm naturally flies into the toilet. What if in the room? Who adapted and how?

Unread post by **Alex would** » 20 Jul 2023, 21:57

Rasputnik,

Rasputnik: 05 Jul 2023, 21:07 I have a duty towel for this yes, soon it will be possible to launch a boomerang with a stake, it’s worth it from the stake that has been absorbed into itself)))

As a child, I found a duty towel under my parents’ mattress and could not understand the purpose , looked like dried snot on a handkerchief, although no one had a runny nose.

Unread post by **loving** » 21 Jul 2023, 04:15

When I jerk off, I cum on my stomach and chest, sometimes on the floor, or on my palm.

Unread post by **Murzik85** » 21 Jul 2023, 04:17

I spray it wherever I need to. :shamp:

Unread post by **Alex would** » 21 Jul 2023, 19:21

Murzik85,

Murzik85: 21 Jul 2023, 04:17 I spray it wherever I have to.

It’s good in nature, but in an apartment you have to watch where it flies..

Unread post by **Murzik85** » 25 Jul 2023, 22:16

Why look at her in the apartment? When I jerk off, I look at something else)))

Unread post by **Alexander 7** » 25 Jul 2023, 22:24

At home I cum on my wife’s or mother-in-law’s panties. I like to cum on pantyhose.

Unread post by **Cuckold!!!** » 31 Jul 2023, 00:55

Alex bi: 14 Jun 2022, 04:50 When I jerk off at work, the sperm naturally flies into the toilet. What if in the room? Who, how did they adapt?

At work I had a separate office, and I always closed the door at lunch and jerked off, and in order not to leave traces, I came in a glass of coffee, then opened the door and enjoyed an exclusive drink.
Sometimes even women came in, on whom I jerked off and poured sperm, and drank coffee in front of them.
And at home I always cum in a glass or glass, I often drink it right away, but sometimes I pour it down the sink.

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 05 Aug 2023, 19:58

Hello everyone. I also like to jerk off at work. Sperm on the floor)

Unread post by **Nick1979** » 05 Aug 2023, 21:44

When I’m home alone, I jerk off on the couch. The sperm either flies onto the floor or onto the sofa, wherever necessary. Then I clean up.

Unread post by **Tomato** » 07 Aug 2023, 01:24

I keep a rag near the bed, pour it into it, the paper runs out quickly)

Unread post by **Alex would** » 09 Aug 2023, 00:58

Nick1979,

Nick1979: 05 Aug 2023, 21:44 When I’m alone at home I jerk off to sofa The sperm either flies onto the floor or onto the sofa, wherever necessary. Then I clean up.

Obviously, it’s difficult to remove from the sofa on the floor, the stains remain

Unread post by **IWantItAll** » 09 Aug 2023, 02:00

Has anyone taken their sperm into a syringe and pumped their ass with it?)

Unread post by **Alex would** » 09 Aug 2023, 02:27

IWantItAll,

IWantItAll: 09 Aug 2023, 02:00 someone drew into the syringe his sperm and pumped it into his ass?)

Why? What does this give, at least in sensations?

Unread post by **IWantItAll** » 09 Aug 2023, 02:43

Alex bi: 09 Aug 2023, 02:27 IWantItAll ,
IWantItAll: 09 Aug 2023, 02:00 did anyone put their sperm into a syringe and pump their ass with it?)
Why? what does it give, at least in sensations?

I haven’t tried it myself, I’m just asking, I read that some people like to do this, like a creampie)

Unread post by **Alex would** » 10 Aug 2023, 22:02

IWantItAll,

IWantItAll: 09 Aug 2023, 02:43 I haven’t tried it myself, I just I’m asking, I read that some people like to do this, like a creampie)

In my youth I used to put it in my mouth this way, there were naive tests of something like a blowjob.

Unread post by **kenzo** » 15 Aug 2023, 02:36

When, as a child, I ran to the toilet, sometimes just on the floor in the corner, sometimes just in my underpants.
I didn’t like to cum while lying down, now mostly like this, only sometimes standing, but I take a file for papers and put it on the table (it wide) and pour into it while standing.
I tried masturbating with a condom, it’s cool.

Unread post by **a lot of sailors** » 15 Aug 2023, 02:55

I cum in my mouth. And if I fuck a girl, I cum in her mouth.

Unread post by **Alex would** » 15 Aug 2023, 07:27

kenzo,

kenzo: 15 Aug 2023, 02:36 I tried masturbating with a condom, it’s cool .

Sometimes I also jerk off with a condom, just for variety, it doesn’t add any special sensations.

Unread post by **Nick1979** » 16 Aug 2023, 20:49

It also happens that I jerk off while wearing a condom. Cool. For a change. I also add lubricant inside the condom. I like it that way, it feels completely different. I keep a condom at the base of my penis so that it doesn’t come off while jerking off, and I rub the head myself; it works great with lubricant inside. Something unusual.

Unread post by **Alex would** » 22 Aug 2023, 21:08

Nick1979,

Nick1979: 16 Aug 2023, 20:49 It also happens that I jerk off with a condom. Cool. For a change. I also add lubricant inside the condom. I like it that way, it feels completely different. I keep a condom at the base of my penis so that it doesn’t come off while jerking off, and I rub the head myself; it works great with lubricant inside. Something unusual.

It will be even more pleasant if you throw five large beads inside the condom along with lubricant.

Unread post by Coock Old*** » 25 Aug 2023, 13:11

If I masturbate into something, then throw it away, and if with a woman, then anything can happen, but more often on the back, although there are other places, in short, depending on the circumstances based on the situation.

Unread post by **Yjjooo** » 02 Sep 2023, 05:50

When I was little, I came on the floor under the carpet....or I made toilet paper bags in advance

Unread post by **Xenophon** » 02 Sep 2023, 06:04

Cuckold!!!: 31 Jul 2023, 00:55 Sometimes even women came in, on whom I jerked off and drained sperm, and drank coffee in front of them.

We haven’t tried to treat them with this coffee. Otherwise, you can add a coffee with sperm service to your office coffee machine and specify the employee on duty for this service.

Unread post by **Alexey.agritsky** » 09 Sep 2023, 20:02

I usually use a napkin. it’s the easiest way

Unread post by **Van** » 17 Sep 2023, 04:11

Either on myself, or in my hand, or in the sink.
Well, when I put it in my hand, I then lick it off.

Unread post by **Scotch** » 17 Sep 2023, 04:46

A nephew in the ass or a sister in the vagina, pressing his butt to her

Unread post by **Alex would** » 17 Sep 2023, 04:52

Skotch,

Skotch: 17 Sep 2023, 04:46 A nephew in the ass or a sister in the ass vagina, pressing your butt to it

This is during sex. What about during masturbation?

Unread post by **Scotch** » 17 Sep 2023, 04:56

Well, these are isolated cases from the past))) usually on yourself, then in the toilet, then in the palm of your hand, in different ways. It happens with a vibrator in the ass...

Unread post by **baboon** » 25 Sep 2023, 19:02

more to the toilet. Or either napkins or a dirty T-shirt

Unread post by **Ivan36** » 26 Sep 2023, 09:20

I’ll replace your girlfriend’s face with other erotic photos

Unread post by **Henson** » 26 Sep 2023, 09:23

Either in my hand and then lick some of it and wash off some of it, or in the sink/shower

Unread post by **Alex would** » 26 Sep 2023, 20:10

Henson,

Henson: 26 Sep 2023, 09:23 Either in the hand and then part I lick it off and wash some of it off, or into the sink/shower

Why do you only lick off part of it? If you like this kind of ending, you usually can’t stop until it’s all in your mouth. There really is an exception when you want to play only on your lips and the tip of your tongue and feel the smell. In such cases, I cum in tights or other underwear, and then. I carefully remove it and place it on my face.

Unread post by **Whisperer** » 26 Sep 2023, 23:07

After I jerk off, I usually cum on my palm, I like feeling the warm sperm on my hands))

Unread post by **Alex would** » 30 Sep 2023, 20:57

Whisper,

Whisper: 26 Sep 2023, 23:07 I usually cum after I jerk off I like to feel warm sperm on my hands))

If tactile sensations are important, it is much more pleasant to cum on your navel or at least on your stomach. The skin is much softer than on your hands and the sensations are brighter. But, as they say, everyone has their own favorite games...

Unread post by **alex56** » 30 Sep 2023, 20:59

just a napkin or on the thighs then instead of cream...

Unread post by **arthur.nameless** » 07 Oct 2023, 21:02

When I was a teenager, I came on the floor under the table

Unread post by **CringeAddict** » 11 Oct 2023, 10:02

I join the "on the stomach" club

Or on some surface when standing, then wipe it off. At work I sometimes run to the toilet, there is a flat surface on the sink, it’s good to flush it, it wipes off quickly))

Unread post by **Sorcerer** » 11 Oct 2023, 10:05

I go to the bathroom when I bathe, but this happens rarely when this or that one is not nearby.

Unread post by **Andron141** » 11 Oct 2023, 10:11

On my stomach, then I wipe it with a napkin. Pre-cooked. Or into the toilet

Unread post by **Libertine** » 11 Oct 2023, 10:14

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Unread post by **Chakra-s** » 16 Oct 2023, 21:20

At work in a disposable cup, then I throw it in the trash, and at home usually in the bathroom or toilet

Unread post by **cerato166** » 18 Oct 2023, 23:37

on the floor or on yourself, on your face)

Unread post by **AlwaysNaked** » 18 Oct 2023, 23:48

If it’s quick, then in the hand and in the sink, and if there is an opportunity to stretch it naked or in reinforced concrete, then on yourself, and wherever it gets, sometimes smearing it later, and occasionally licking it off.

Unread post by **Jupiter#1** » 19 Oct 2023, 00:19

Flies in all directions)) :shamp:

Unread post by **Zahara0** » 01 Nov 2023, 09:12

On the lips of a hungry woman

Unread post by **Orgasm** » 04 Nov 2023, 02:01

Everything depends on the place. It depends where I jerk off. In the hand on the stomach, on the floor, in the artificial vagina.
Ha, I jerked off in the car once, and the orgasm came so unexpectedly, in general, I came on my forehead and it got on the steering wheel...
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I also like it for women’s panties. This morning I jerked off in the bathroom. Cum on stepdaughter’s panties.

Unread post by **Alex would** » 05 Nov 2023, 01:15

Orgasm,

Orgasm: 04 Nov 2023, 02:11 orgasm came so unexpectedly, in In general, I came on my forehead and got it on the steering wheel...

It happens. It’s much more troublesome when you’re so engrossed in porn in front of the computer that you squirt on the keyboard. Happened a couple of times...

Unread post by **Orgasm** » 10 Nov 2023, 00:08

Alex bi,
Ha.. ..

So it was like this.....

I have a laptop. It got on both the keyboard and the screen.....

Unread post by **Alex would** » 10 Nov 2023, 20:48

Orgasm,

Orgasm: 10 Nov 2023, 00:08 Alex bi,
Ha.... So it was like this..... I have a laptop. It fell on both the keyboard and the screen....

In my youth I loved to jerk off while looking at my sister’s or mother’s panties, and also putting them on myself. Misfires often happened and things got dirty, I had to wash them in secret and dry them on a radiator so they wouldn’t burn. Although they still fired...

Unread post by **Nick1979** » 10 Nov 2023, 20:52

Orgasm: 10 Nov 2023, 00:08 Alex bi,
Ha.... So it was like that..... I have a laptop. It got on both the keyboard and the screen.....

It flew onto the monitor more than once and not only that. It can be difficult to control sometimes, especially when you are very excited. Now I mostly jerk off in women’s panties and lower them into them.