Men! How will you react if your wife finds a dildo?

[A meow]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

[A meow]

These are some teenage ideas and concepts.

The man expressed his opinion. And not boorish, without any hints. Opinion of an ADULT man. And you were rude to him, did he write to you? Or do you imagine yourself to be the smartest one here? He answered you. I’ll see what you answer to this.

What does it hint at?

The mechanic found a continuation, but you don’t have it ? And it doesn’t have to be size. Would you like me to write to you specifically about the size?
As I said, I ordered a dildo this morning, it was already delivered. But for now it’s just for myself, and not to "toss it up".
Like this:

https://i.postimg.cc/3rGCK7MF/123.png
18,6 х 4,2
Прям щас понаслаждаюсь, пока дома никого нет... давно у меня такого не было ...

[Sweden125]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

My husband gave it to me himself, sometimes games with him! Now I’m asking for another one))))

[Doctor Watson]

I gave three, we chose the last one together

[King Bird]

oh how far he is from all the sexual nonsense, he just needs a normal family, without any sexual deformities that are discussed here. And he believes that he is good at everything, including sex. She pretends that everything is OK with them! And so he finds such crap. What will he think? Namely, that he does not satisfy her, and she fucked his brains out all the time!

No need to be angry. What I see is what I sing about. I gave toys to my wife back when there was no trace of this forum. And her falik (not the first one she bought, by the way), once turned out to be larger than my dick. Laughed together for a long time, then fucked. Both with and without toys. And we still fuck to this day. So what? What’s wrong with women’s toys, regardless of their size, I will never understand.

I’ll see what you answer to this.

Answered.

[Doctor Watson]

Father comes home. His over-aged daughter is sitting
and in front of her is an artificial penis.
- What is this?!
- Dad, there is no hope!.. Well, I bought it in a sex shop. ..
The next day she comes home, her father is sitting in the kitchen,
on the table is an open bottle of vodka and this very penis.
- Dad, what are you doing?
- Well... I’m having a drink with my son-in-law

[Sweden125]

Father comes home. His over-aged daughter is sitting
and in front of her is an artificial penis.
- What is this?!
- Dad, there is no hope!.. Well, I bought it in a sex shop. ..
The next day she comes home, her father is sitting in the kitchen,
on the table is an open bottle of vodka and this very penis.
- Dad, what are you doing?
- Yes... I’m having a drink with my son-in-law

funny)))

[Mechanic]

Don’t be angry. What I see is what I sing about. I gave toys to my wife back when there was no trace of this forum. And her falik (not the first one she bought, by the way), once turned out to be larger than my dick. Laughed together for a long time, then fucked. Both with and without toys. And we still fuck to this day. So what? What’s wrong with women’s toys, regardless of their size, I will never understand.

THIS is what you should have written to her, as YOUR opinion. Why the f.. are you even quoting my opinion? Is this what you saw in the teenager’s personality? Thinker, damn it...
Aren’t you weird that your wife uses all sorts of crap more than your dick? Are you comfortable?
Or can toys help? Don’t answer, I know by heart what you will answer. You’re just alone here, but different at home. Like most here. I’m writing here without trying to “fit into the mainstream” for the sake of likes.

[Keep the change for yourself]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

We need to make sure that you get it bought) be smart, a subtle hint or an open offer, but it will be easier than buying something and hiding it.

[A meow]

Doctor Watson, did I ask you to post jokes?? ?

I gave my wife toys back when there was no trace of this forum. And her falik (not the first one she bought, by the way), once turned out to be larger than my dick. Laughed together for a long time, then fucked. Both with and without toys. And we still fuck to this day. So what? What’s wrong with women’s toys, regardless of their size, I will never understand.

Don’t you see the difference? YOU bought them and are bragging about them here, but I’m going to use it for what, huh? So, as a woman, I’ll tell you: if she needs toys during sex with you... draw your own conclusions! This is the first. And second: I have already described what kind of person he is, he will never stoop to such a thing in his life, his head is full of more serious things...

You need to make sure that he buys it for you) be smart, a subtle hint or an open offer, but it will be easier than buying something and hiding it.

Why do I need this? Start a life with him, while having sex only with toys??? No, I want it without any toys...
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[Keep the change for yourself]

And why do I need this?

Well, how would it be for you, I hope not for him.

at the same time sex only with toys???

I don’t know the details of your bed life, whether it’s your personal business only with toys or not. Personally, my opinion is that there should be toys sometimes - every ten times, for example.

No, I want it without any toys...

That means let it be without toys))
Why was the topic created then?

[career]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

but...

then you need to think about what you would think if you found an artificial vagina on your husband

[Serg_A]

this is the kind of person, he will never stoop to such a thing in his life, his head is full of more serious things

Well then, along with a dildo, get yourself a lover - Your husband will still have more important things to do, he has no time for you...

[Doctor Watson]

So, as a woman, I’ll tell you: if she needs toys during sex with you... draw your own conclusions! This is the first. And second: I have already described what kind of person he is, he will never stoop to such a thing in his life, his head is full of more serious things...

Here Actually, no one forbade posting jokes. This is the first thing.
If your terribly busy and serious husband finds a toy on you, then you can assume two options for the development of events - he will remain silent and think about why you need him and perhaps reconsider his relationship with you, paying more attention. The second option is a scandal, again with acceptance and understanding of the problems or complete discord.
And the third option - he won’t give a damn, since he has been finding sex on the side for a long time.
I, for example, also have a very responsible work, but from 8 to 17, then this is my family and I need to be able to leave work at the door, although often there is no training

[A meow]

then you need to think about what you would think if you found an artificial vagina on your husband

Brilliant idea! Haven’t you thought that they are bought (have you already bought them for yourself?), if anyone buys them at all, only those who have no relationship with women?

Why was the topic created then?

I dated him for almost 3 years, about six months ago we started fucking occasionally. A wonderful man in everything except sex. It happens. I didn’t immediately like fucking him, but I couldn’t tell, I was pretending... So my mother liked him too. In general, I decided to live with him, and then, as if from the experience of living together, tactfully explain that we were not suitable for each other. So the idea came to buy a dildo so that he would find it "by accident." I wanted to get some advice, hence this topic.

Well then, along with the dildo, get yourself a lover - your husband will still have more important things to do, he has no time for you...

Another stupidity. Thank you! And why would I even marry him in the first place with such thoughts? .

[Keep the change for yourself]

I dated him for almost 3 years, about six months ago we started fucking occasionally. A wonderful man in everything except sex. It happens. I didn’t immediately like fucking him, but I couldn’t tell, I was pretending... So my mother liked him too. In general, I decided to live with him, and then, as if from the experience of living together, tactfully explain that we were not suitable for each other. So the idea came to buy a dildo so that he would find it "by accident." I wanted to get some advice, hence this topic.

Or maybe it’s easier to just talk than all this?

[career]

then you need to think about what you would think if you found an artificial vagina on your husband

Brilliant idea! Haven’t you thought that they are bought (have you already bought them for yourself?), if anyone buys them at all, only those who have no relationship with women?

I explained to you how you should think that I wish I could understand what your husband would think about, but you didn’t understand it..

[A meow]

Or maybe it’s easier to just talk than all this?

I want to talk, I don’t know how to approach the topic with HIM.. It was long overdue, I delayed it. I’ll think of something...

[Serg_A]

Another stupidity. Thank you! And why should I even marry him in the first place with such thoughts?

Well, you’re already leaving with thoughts about a dildo... And it’s all just beginning...

[A meow]

Well, you’re already leaving with thoughts about a dildo... And it’s all just beginning...

I didn’t guess. I will find a normal man with a penis, and without thoughts about silicone.

[Serg_A]

Well, you’re already leaving with thoughts about a dildo... And it’s all just beginning...

I didn’t guess. I will find a normal man with a penis, and without thoughts about silicone.

Well, maybe I didn’t understand something.

[Mechanic]

As I said, I ordered a dildo this morning and it was already delivered. But for now it’s just for yourself, and not to "toss it up".

If you liked him, well, enjoy it, but don’t show it to him if he’s so serious . And just talk to him frankly about what you don’t like and all that... I would understand.

[A meow]

If you liked him, well, enjoy it, but don’t show it to him if he’s so serious. And just talk to him frankly that you don’t love him and all that... I would understand.

That’s pretty much what I wanted, and this is so if will not work.

[King Bird]

Don’t you see the difference? YOU bought them and are bragging about them here, but I’m going to use it for what, huh? So, as a woman, I’ll tell you: if she needs toys during sex with you... draw your own conclusions! This is the first. And second: I have already described what kind of person he is, he will never stoop to such a thing in his life, his head is full of more serious things...

For you They said that this idea is so-so, from any point of view. If you want to break up with your husband or partner, buying a fake is unlikely to work. And we need to act somehow differently. Several people have told you this one way or another. And you, apparently, were waiting for a different reaction, to support your idea - like, yes - buy it, and he will see, get angry, jealous (of an inanimate object, yeah) and give a reason to break off the relationship. Your idea was not supported, you are angry. This reminds me of a similar topic, I saw it on another forum a long time ago. There the lady stated that if the husband finds porn films or links to them on the woman’s computer, then this is generally a scam. And she was very angry when they (both men and women, which is typical) began to object to her, saying that this would rather be a reason for watching porn together and expanding the range of joint sexual games. By the way, she fought back with approximately the same words as you: “if a woman needs to watch porn, then there’s something wrong with her man.” She was laughed at.

[Alexssss]

If your husband doesn’t have a complex, just discuss it with him and buy it. I think he will even help you choose)

[King Bird]

If your husband doesn’t have a complex, just discuss it with him and buy it. I think he will even help you choose)

Yes Meow doesn’t want him to help choose! She needs to break off relations with her husband. And she imagined that the “accidental” falik he found would be a good reason for this.

[Alexssss]

If your husband is not complex, just discuss it with him and buy it. I think he will even help you choose)

Yes Meow doesn’t want him to help choose! She needs to break off relations with her husband. And she imagined that the "accidentally" falik he found would be a good reason for this.

I think that this is not a reason to break off the relationship; my wife and I bought bullet. Upon returning from the hospital, she told me that she used it several times in my absence. And what. Condemn her. Or better yet, she should go left. Satisfied myself and great

[King Bird]

I think that this is not a reason to break off the relationship; my wife and I bought a bullet. Upon returning from the hospital, she told me that she used it several times in my absence. And what. Condemn her. Or better yet, she should go left. I satisfied myself and was great

So I and some others think the same. But our opinion goes against TS’s idea, and she gets angry. And as Conan Doyle said, “taking away from a woman her delusion is as dangerous as taking away from a tigress her tiger cub.”

[Evgenii7519]

If it appears, it means the husband is not happy with it. There is no third option.

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I have a desire to buy, but...

What actually confuses me? My wife has five of them!

This only means that she doesn’t need you at all

[A meow]

Your idea was not supported,

Some, but you were not among them. And I’m not angry, why should I? I’ve already figured out what I’m going to do, and I don’t need a toy.

[King Bird]

Your idea was not supported,

Some, but you were not among them. And I’m not angry, why should I? I’ve already figured out what I’m going to do, and I don’t need a toy.

Well then, good luck

[Niko13]

I’ll take it normally, this is life. (The main thing is that she doesn’t find mine)

[libertine]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife?

I wouldn’t think anything so bad in any case. If we consider the case that you are already married and your husband (me) found a dildo, then I would immediately suggest that she diversify her sex life, since sex toys complement your sex life in marriage or with them you get to know your sex life, when you are alone.
If we consider the case when you find him as a result of dating, dating, living together, then I would show her my toy 8-)
So, nothing so terrible would have happened!

[Beluga]

when my husband came home he found dildo , and began to dildo

[A meow]

I’ll take it normally, this is life. (The main thing is that she doesn’t find mine)

What are yours???

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If we consider the case when you find him as a result of acquaintance, dating, living together, then I would show her my toy

nWhich toy? Just wondering... And he doesn’t admit anything like that at all.

[Let’s]

Well, my personal opinion is that if I found my wife’s fake, I would think - oh, there will be something to diversify sex. But I wouldn’t have thought that this was a hint that I was incompetent in bed. And I’ll explain why. Because in my understanding, sex and self-satisfaction are independent things. Many people have good, full-fledged sex and this does not stop them from being naughty alone. Because this is also a kind of variety, when a woman doesn’t want someone to puff on her, but just to have an orgasm.
And from such a find, he may, on the contrary, think that this is exactly what he wanted.. So we have to break up like adults, if you are adults of course.

[A meow]

Well, my personal opinion is that if I found my wife’s fake hair, I would think - oh, there will be something to diversify sex.

Nope... about "diversify" I do not agree. This is required when nothing works out normally.
I only agree that it’s like a “lifesaver” when a man is not around.

[Bully Carrie]

wand -

wand in the absence of a wand?

[A meow]

wand -

wand in the absence of a wand?

Exactly! I bought it the other day (see the topic above), tried it... at least I remembered what “stick” I was used to with my husband and then with my boyfriend...

[Bully Carrie]

at least remembered which "stick" you were used to

you came in? Well, great then! I don’t care what anyone thinks: in any case, you’re alone.....

[A meow]

And to talk about the fact that we are not suitable for each other, here’s what I’ve been doing: for 3 days now I’ve been trying to squeeze/caress my penis less and less, I’m imagining an “amazing” orgasm less and less... today I won’t do it at all. It’s just so good and pleasant... That’s how I’ll lead to the conversation.

[Niko13]

Meow, fingers of different sizes.

[King Bird]

Nope... I don’t agree about "diversify". This is required when nothing works out normally.

So, all people are different. And women are no exception.

[Let’s]

This is how I’ll lead to the conversation

Be an adult. Take courage and say directly what you’re thinking to your partner. Why muddy the waters so intricately? I read your comments and I feel like you are 20 years old. If this is so, then become an adult. Faking an amazing orgasm only makes things worse. Then explaining that you didn’t have an orgasm is more difficult. This is to say that you have been deceiving him all this time. You don’t want to offend him, but this will happen when he realizes that he was deceived. And I’ll tell you from my experience, I’m already 40+ and there have been different women and different breakups. Well, I have much more sympathy and respect for the one who, after 4 months of communication, said directly that we would not be together. Yes, it was not pleasant for me, but it was the truth and it was easy to realize. And there was another girl, when I was younger, with whom everything was also fine, and then she started to freeze, then she got sick, then we couldn’t meet. And then two weeks later the scumbag told me that we had broken up through her friend. Not even to my eyes. And such games leave only a negative mark about a person. It’s not for nothing that they say that the bitter truth is better than a sweet lie. And the hints with rubber members... But this is my personal opinion. It’s up to you to decide)

[A meow]

d3nan,
1. If he had been some kind of rogue, I would have sent him through the forest and that’s it.
2. First read the whole topic, then advise. Only advice is no longer needed. I’ve already figured out what and how to say, I’ll just choose the right time
3. I’m not 20 years old, look at my profile.

[Val85]

I bought it for my wife myself when I often went on business trips.

[A meow]

I bought it for my wife myself when I often went on business trips before.

I’m happy for you if you and her treat this normally. What did you buy?

[Vert]

I want him to find it, I don’t have them...

So that he becomes jealous of the toy and starts having sex more often or with better quality?
In principle, I would have treated it normally if my wife had not stopped having sex with me. But this is purely theoretical. Since there is neither a wife nor, accordingly, a dilator

[A meow]

To become jealous of the toy and start having sex more often or with better quality?

In principle, I would treat it normally if my wife did not stop having sex with me.

In principle, I would treat it normally if my wife did not At the same time she stopped having sex with me. But this is purely theoretical. Since there is neither a wife nor, accordingly, a dildo

To be jealous of the toy- anyone would be jealous. And in the conversation I will make sure that there is no jealousy, I will explain that I am like this, and not he is bad. I always have the simplest option: send... But I want us to understand each other, if possible. I VERY respect and love him as a person... There are no such people!...

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In principle, I would have treated it normally if my wife had not stopped having sex with me.

You are the first to speak honestly. if my wife had not stopped having sex with me.that’s what it’s all about. If I admit that I prefer sex with..., then I admit that HE does not satisfy me...
This is exactly the conversation I planned everything for. I will not offend him in any way, and I admit my guilt in some way... Damn, I’ll introduce him to our personnel officer... kindred spirits.

[Tamerlane]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

My wife has more than one. I bought it before marriage.
I think that this is just my assistant))))))

[Val85]

I’m happy for you if you treat this normally with her. What did you buy?

what is stated in the title of the topic))