Grannies with dicks

Funny stories and pictures related to intergender relationships
Автор темы
ilovebiboys
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2676
Registered for: 2 years 2 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by ilovebiboys »

AlexTDV: 19 Dec 2023, 02:01
ilovebiboys: 19 Dec 2023, 01:56
AlexTDV: 19 Dec 2023, 01:54мне не надо!
награду надо принимать с гордостью! :vorch: не каждому положена!
https://i.postimg.cc/G2wxqGnS/yr-ARvt-Fm8-Xk.jpg
ну у меня только такие, других нет)) это мои личные просто, от сердца отрываю :grust:
Denchik42
foreplay
foreplay
Total posts: 122
Registered for: 1 year 8 months
Location: Кемерово
Gender: Male
Orientation: heterosexual
Age: 40+
Sex dating: yes, I would like to meet you for a possible sexual relationship
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Denchik42 »

You are funny, you burn normally
Автор темы
ilovebiboys
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2676
Registered for: 2 years 2 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by ilovebiboys »

Denchik42: 19 Dec 2023, 03:36 You are funny, you burn normally
:smile203:
Denchik42
foreplay
foreplay
Total posts: 122
Registered for: 1 year 8 months
Location: Кемерово
Gender: Male
Orientation: heterosexual
Age: 40+
Sex dating: yes, I would like to meet you for a possible sexual relationship
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Denchik42 »

It’s a shame there’s a place where grandmothers tell me about the dacha to go there
Автор темы
ilovebiboys
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2676
Registered for: 2 years 2 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by ilovebiboys »

Denchik42: 19 Dec 2023, 03:55 It’s tough, maybe there are grandmothers telling me about the dacha that I should go there
you went to the wrong forum 😄
Lada R
Orgasm!
Orgasm!
Total posts: 679
Registered for: 2 years 7 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: heterosexual
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Lada R »

Denchik42: 19 Dec 2023, 03:55 It’s tough, maybe there are places where grandmothers tell me about the dacha that I should go there
type in the search - sex people forum. register

then find in the table of contents - virtual sex and virtual love

next find the topic - Country Club on the Lake
--- --------------------------
that’s where they talk about the dacha, the weather, cooking, and so on
nonly old women and grandfathers gather there (although some old women try to pretend to be pullets)

there is no sex there at all. I was glad to help you
These users thanked the author Lada R for the post:
Gudgeon
Lada R
Orgasm!
Orgasm!
Total posts: 679
Registered for: 2 years 7 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: heterosexual
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Lada R »

Denchik42,

reviews of the sex people forum, where there are about a dozen puritanical old men and women, you can see right here at the link
Sxnarod is back.
These users thanked the author Lada R for the post:
Gudgeon
Gaelic
Orgasm!
Orgasm!
Total posts: 736
Registered for: 1 year 11 months
Location: Сибирь
Gender: Male
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
Sex dating: yes, I would like to meet you for a possible sexual relationship
Age: 26
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Gaelic »

It seems to me that today’s grandmothers are stronger. Try to get through them at the clinic to get a certificate for the pool. I’m scared!
Автор темы
ilovebiboys
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2676
Registered for: 2 years 2 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by ilovebiboys »

Gelik: 27 Dec 2023, 05:15 It seems to me that today’s grandmothers are stronger. Try to get through them at the clinic to get a certificate for the pool. I’m scared!
just imagine that they will also have eggs  🤣
These users thanked the author ilovebiboys for the post:
Gaelic
Gaelic
Orgasm!
Orgasm!
Total posts: 736
Registered for: 1 year 11 months
Location: Сибирь
Gender: Male
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
Sex dating: yes, I would like to meet you for a possible sexual relationship
Age: 26
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Gaelic »

ilovebiboys: 27 Dec 2023, 05:19 imagine that they also have eggs
&#129315 ;🤣&#129315 ;But if it gets really hard, you can kick them. In self-defense😁
Автор темы
ilovebiboys
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2676
Registered for: 2 years 2 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by ilovebiboys »

Gelik: 27 Dec 2023, 05:34
ilovebiboys: 27 Dec 2023, 05:19 imagine that they also have eggs
🤣🤣🤣But if it gets really hard, you can kick them. In self-defense😁
🤣 I don’t care, but this weapon can be used against you in reverse, be careful with :wink:
These users thanked the author ilovebiboys for the post:
Gaelic
Gaelic
Orgasm!
Orgasm!
Total posts: 736
Registered for: 1 year 11 months
Location: Сибирь
Gender: Male
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
Sex dating: yes, I would like to meet you for a possible sexual relationship
Age: 26
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Gaelic »

ilovebiboys: 27 Dec 2023, 05:41 I don’t care, but this weapon can be used against you in reverse, be careful with the techniques
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I imagined this picture: in the corridor of the clinic, Grandma and I are lying huddled on the floor. And we both hold on to our balls! Oruuu🤣🤣🤣🤣
Автор темы
ilovebiboys
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2676
Registered for: 2 years 2 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by ilovebiboys »

Gelik: 27 Dec 2023, 05:47
ilovebiboys: 27 Dec 2023, 05:41 I don’t care, but this weapon can be used against you in reverse, be careful with the techniques
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Submitted this picture: In the corridor of the clinic, on the floor, my grandmother and I are lying huddled. And we both hold on to our balls! Oruuu🤣🤣🤣🤣
well, I’ll sneak out of line while you’re lying there 🤣 thank you, I’m a friend)) :cat2:
These users thanked the author ilovebiboys for the post:
Gaelic
Gaelic
Orgasm!
Orgasm!
Total posts: 736
Registered for: 1 year 11 months
Location: Сибирь
Gender: Male
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
Sex dating: yes, I would like to meet you for a possible sexual relationship
Age: 26
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Gaelic »

ilovebiboys: 27 Dec 2023, 05:50 I’ll sneak out of line while you’re lying there, thanks, I’m a friend))
Smart)))
Автор темы
ilovebiboys
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2676
Registered for: 2 years 2 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by ilovebiboys »

Gelik: 27 Dec 2023, 06:05
ilovebiboys: 27 Dec 2023, 05:50 I’ll sneak out of line while you’re lying there, thanks, I’m a friend))
Smart)))
what did you think, by that time I will already be a full-fledged smart-ass grandmother 😋
These users thanked the author ilovebiboys for the post (total 2):
Gaelic, Fargal94
Xenophon
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2860
Registered for: 2 years 4 months
Location: Москва
Gender: Male
Orientation: heterosexual
Age: 50+
Sex dating: yes, I would like to meet you for a possible sexual relationship
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Xenophon »

A cute smart-ass granny with balls is my dream. You can eat scrambled eggs and hold your butt and have a heart-to-heart talk.
But the same grandmother with testicles is ambiguous. If you’re hungry, they’ll most likely hold your butt. And when you have something in your butt, there’s no time for heart-to-heart conversations.
In general, if you imagine the distant future without our president, then I believe that a person’s ability to quickly and painlessly change their gender is a blessing. We are all bi to one degree or another. And if you can also transform, then this is only for the joy of the most stubborn heterosexuals.
These users thanked the author Xenophon for the post (total 2):
ilovebiboys, Fargal94
Автор темы
ilovebiboys
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2676
Registered for: 2 years 2 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by ilovebiboys »

Ksenofont, at least one plus in such grandmothers I for has already found herself, Gelik will wet them with a clear conscience in the balls, knocking out my line at the clinic, and I’ll let him pass after me, I’ll say, we took 😄 together
These users thanked the author ilovebiboys for the post:
Gaelic
Xenophon
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2860
Registered for: 2 years 4 months
Location: Москва
Gender: Male
Orientation: heterosexual
Age: 50+
Sex dating: yes, I would like to meet you for a possible sexual relationship
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Xenophon »

ilovebiboys: 27 Dec 2023, 06:31 Ksenofont, at least one plus in I have already found such grandmothers for myself, Gelik will be with with a clear conscience, hit them in the balls, knocking out my line at the clinic, and I’ll let him pass after me, I’ll say, we were in 😄
And if the grandmother, let’s say, came with the grandfather. Grandfather won’t touch you, but Gelika might fly over his testicles in return.
Let’s go to the clinic with me. I also have eggs, but I will let you through without Gelik’s help.
Автор темы
ilovebiboys
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2676
Registered for: 2 years 2 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by ilovebiboys »

Ksenofont: 27 Dec 2023, 06:39
ilovebiboys: 27 Dec 2023, 06:31 Ksenofont, how I have already found at least one plus for myself in such grandmothers, Gelik will, with a clear conscience, kick them in the balls, cutting me off in line at the clinic, and I’ll let him pass after me, I’ll say, we took 😄
And if the grandmother, let’s say, came with the grandfather. Grandfather won’t touch you, but Gelika might fly over his testicles in return.
Let’s go to the clinic with me. I also have eggs, but I will let you through without Gelik’s help.
with all due respect, when I become a grandmother, you will already be a great-grandfather, and men usually they die before women :grust: you’re afraid you won’t live long(
and Gelik is just a couple of years younger than me, so I made a fuss in advance 😄 I say, I’m going to be a smart-ass grandma 🤣
Xenophon
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2860
Registered for: 2 years 4 months
Location: Москва
Gender: Male
Orientation: heterosexual
Age: 50+
Sex dating: yes, I would like to meet you for a possible sexual relationship
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by Xenophon »

ilovebiboys: 27 Dec 2023, 06:42
Ksenofont: 27 Dec 2023, 06:39
ilovebiboys: 27 Dec 2023, 06:31 Ksenofont, I have already found at least one plus for myself in such grandmothers, Gelik will, with a clear conscience, kick them in the balls, cutting me off in line at the clinic, and I’ll let him pass after me, I’ll say, we took  together 😄
And if the grandmother, let’s say, came with the grandfather. Grandfather won’t touch you, but Gelika might fly over his testicles in return.
Let’s go to the clinic with me. I also have eggs, but I will let you through without Gelik’s help.
with all due respect, when I become a grandmother, you will already be a great-grandfather, and men usually they die before women :grust: you’re afraid you won’t live long(
and Gelik is just a couple of years younger than me, so I made a fuss in advance 😄 I say, I’m going to be a smart-ass grandma 🤣
It was not in vain that I wrote here about changing gender. I will change gender and rejuvenate. The only problem is to coincide with you. Otherwise, by the time you become a grandmother, I can also be a grandmother. be.
And, of course, with respect for Gelik’s talents... hitting older people in the balls, well, that’s somehow sad!
Автор темы
ilovebiboys
I'm in nirvana
I'm in nirvana
Total posts: 2676
Registered for: 2 years 2 months
Gender: Female
Orientation: bisexual
Age: 18+
 Re: Grandmothers with dicks

Unread post by ilovebiboys »

Ksenofont: 27 Dec 2023, 07:03 And, of course, with respect for Gelik’s talents... hitting older people in the balls, well, that’s somehow sad!
yes, we’re already at By that time we ourselves will become Starherites, so he can))
Post Reply Previous topicNext topic

Quick Reply

Change Text Case:  Translit: 
   
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Return to “Sex humor”