Weirdest sexual experience of your life

[The Lancelot]

I had many strange cases: at -30 in the evening in the city center, leaning against a high-rise building, in a room with a sleepless three-year-old child (who laughed during the process), failed sex with a sergeant in the army (when I entered the cockpit, he stood naked doggy style, with his backside came to me and sang a song with rolls, come into my house, my doors are open - it was very strange)

But the strangest and funniest incident happened in the park, summer, we are walking with a girl. This is not the first time I’ve been walking with her and I know that something will happen today, she’s in a snow-white sundress, incredibly beautiful. We found a secluded place in the park, kissed for probably half an hour, there were no people around, we were hugging, I had already lifted up her sundress and touched all her pleasant places, put her hand on my groin, she took out her penis and started jerking it. I turned my head, there was no one around, I think it’s time to start taking action. I decided to throw her to the ground. But then a thought came to mind - she’s dressed all in white, and if I fall on her, the grass will make her dress dirty. We need to push her on top of us

So we kiss, I bite her lip, squeeze her breast with my left hand, hold her back with my right hand and slowly push her on top of me, she still has my dick in her hands . We fall very slowly, I fall softly, and she bent her legs to land on her knees and it so happened that my balls were under her knee.

It was very painful, I threw her away from me, started yelling and beating her up, I don’t remember what I screamed - but it seemed like something was very offensive, the girl got scared and just ran away (more so we never met her). I lay there for about 10 minutes and went home limping
Result: one egg was very swollen and turned a little blue

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The second story is more banal, but disgusting, I dated a milf 10 years older than me. In the evening we drank well, had sex, in the morning I woke up and seemed to feel fine, only my head hurt. She went to give me a blowjob, I couldn’t cum for a long time, and yet it worked out, in those 10-15 minutes I realized that I had a hangover after all. And at the moment of finishing, the girl inhaled incorrectly or something. But the sperm poured out of her nose. She started coughing without taking her penis out of her mouth, and making such gagging sounds, I looked and vomit was dripping from her chin... I have a low tolerance for vomiting and everything vile, I immediately feel sick, and then there’s the hangover... but I hold on
She puffs out her cheeks, takes her dick out of her mouth, she starts vomiting on my legs I understand that I can’t hold back, and then I vomited on her. We’re all sitting in vomit and then she sees that I’m ashamed and starts making jokes "Well, why, I haven’t fucked in vomit yet, we can continue" and laughs :D:D

She was a good girl, I miss those times so much

[Lana, 52 years old]

Cool topic)
I also remembered funny incidents.
Winter, terrible frost, for some reason we went to the dacha with our gentleman. Ice house, I’m in a fur coat and boots, on the table, they somehow lowered my pants and he’s dressed, even in a hat))) Here’s a hunt worse than captivity))) Right now I’m thinking: why not have sex in a warm car?)))
And in the summer, at sea, a captain from a pleasure yacht fell in love with me. We sailed with him on this yacht into the sea. White day, open deck, expanse of water, no one around and we are having sex. I woke up from a loud whistle - another yacht was passing by and we were visible at a glance. They honked at us and people waved their hands at us, approving of our activity)))
There was another incident with him at the same time, but it was more likely after sex. Late evening, the yacht was laid up in the bay, we were having fun in the hold. It also started to storm during the day. As a result, when we got ready to go home at night, there was already quite a storm. He launched a small boat to swim to the shore. Somehow we got into it, it was very stormy and there was a terrible wind. He’s on the oars. I was very scared, I was afraid we would turn over or flood. And at some point, a big wave simply washed my gentleman off the boat. It’s night, dark, stormy and I’m alone in the middle of the sea in a tiny boat. He is not there and nothing is visible. I thought I would turn gray from horror. But, thank God, he swam out. We finally made it to the shore

[Mary]

The most such was sex son.

[Fargal94]

Very laconic) Sorry without details(

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The most such was the sex son.

Very laconic) Sorry without details(

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Lana 52, Yes, you will definitely never forget such a sexual adventure)

[niqk]

The coolest incident did not happen to me, although I took part. Happened to a friend on a business trip.
We are alone at the point. All around is taiga. And no women! Even the most lazy ones... And they want to fuck! Clearly, they saved themselves by jerking off. But I also got bored with jerking off. I wanted some variety. So a friend pestered me - give me an idea on how to diversify it? And I foolishly advised him to jerk off with a glass canned jar with an elongated neck. I left on business, and he stayed to jerk off... I come - the poor fellow is roaring like a beluga! Can’t get his dick out of the jar. It was swollen, it hurt, the jar couldn’t be removed... I had to break the jar. But the neck remained intact, and the sharp edge of the glass did not allow it to be removed. They broke the neck with maximum precautions, but still there were some cuts. He had to bandage his penis to stop the bleeding... So he went home with a bandaged penis!

[Leon king]

You probably jerked off and sucked his bitch...))?

[Beautiful]

Mary, what happened to your son?

[XiaH]

I had a very strange experience with one couple. We met in one place where there were all sorts of water relaxations, a bar and rooms upstairs where we went up for sex. The rule was that a single man could not enter there without being accompanied by a couple or a woman; women could always go up alone. I came there alone and immediately noticed them, they were the youngest. We met, sat down at the same table near the pool and started chatting! I thought, what luck, the woman was very attractive, with an Italian accent. We talk and talk, but I can’t bear to go upstairs and fuck with them. And they talk and talk about life, sex and all sorts of bullshit in addition. Finally they invite us upstairs, we go up, everything goes very well. After sex we go downstairs together. I think that I need to get a contact from them in order to meet again outside of this place, but while I was going to the toilet, they had already started cooing with another older married couple by the pool. Okay, I think I’ll at least take some kind of contact. I approached them, sat down and inserted myself into the conversation - I said this and that, I’m leaving soon, let’s exchange contacts to repeat. And in front of this new couple they say: you know, this is the second time we’ve met anyone, no offense. And we only fuck in such places with new people every time. And then they turn to this new couple and say - I hope this suits you? They say - yes, okay, we ourselves don’t like permanent partners. And he adds - let’s go upstairs so that we don’t waste time and we still have time to have sex with others before the establishment closes. And all four of them leave to fuck upstairs again! I sit in shock and ask myself, why the hell did they sit with me for so long for an hour and try to find out something about me, all this talk about life, why did all this long communication happen))) but no I exclude, of course, that there was something they didn’t like about sex and it was just a pro forma.

[Manfred]

There was an incident several years ago that still excites the imagination when meeting the person involved.
I lived at the dacha for a whole week. Alone, without a wife. It’s hot.. I’m sitting on the veranda with a beech tree, watching what men usually watch when their wife is unavailable , drinking cold tomato juice. Well, daydreaming, he jerked off , came earlier than he wanted, and poured the sperm into a mug with unfinished juice - where else? I was too lazy to wash it right away. I’m sitting, reading the news.. A neighbor comes in with a subscription sheet, talks about the need to sign this event, about the fact that it’s hot, that a dozen houses have been run around and that there’s still as much to do before leaving. And it’s hot... He takes a pack of juice, “Can I?” he asks, “without waiting for an answer, he takes my mug, tops it up with juice, and drinks it.” To the bottom.
And that’s it. She thanks for the signature, for the juice, and leaves.
As I meet her since then, the words ".. - And from these thoughts something rises, not in my pants, of course, but in my soul! ". I greet her husband, struggling with a smile.

[MarlowGX]

I’m a Bi guy, so here’s the story: I met an African-American, but at first I thought it was a fake, but it turns out it’s not! He was just looking for a partner for sex, in the end I came to him, and he told me three times without elastic, it was cool and painful because his penis was 20 cm. Then my butt hurt for three days! But it was a blast!

[1nfarct]

Isn’t it scary without a rubber band?

[Alex would]

I’ve had strange sexual experiences all my life. At the age of 19, I took a man in my mouth, and then had sex with him for the first time. I met the woman two years later. Since then, my sex life has been like the two sides of the moon. I have a family, but at least once a month I want a good cock on the cheek and be in a completely different role

[Rainmaker]

I don’t know how strange this story is, but for some reason I remember it well.

Somehow I fell in with my ex. After some time, she began to kick me out, but I was a sucker and didn’t leave. Then she said that “if you don’t leave, then at least help.” She stripped naked, gave me foam and a razor, and told me to shave her anus.

I hadn’t fucked with her for a long time, but what caught my eye was that her asshole had expanded greatly during this time. Then I took pictures of her naked. She took me to the bathroom and washed me thoroughly and we fucked all night. But I remember especially well the shaving process itself.

[mm]

I work as a family doctor. There was an incident at one in the morning, an urgent call, they sent me the address, I arrived... I haven’t seen people’s sandwich in real life!! In the middle there is a woman on both sides, a man and a young man... then I found out that this is a family, a husband, a wife and a son

[Himi]

The strangest sex was with a virgin girl. She allowed petting but did not allow her to be deflowered. One day we were sitting watching a movie together and I started pestering her. She was excited, already all wet. I sit on the couch and say, come on, sit on me. I meant for her to just sit on my knees with her back to me, so that it would be convenient to caress both my breasts and pussy, and she took it and sat right on my dick with her ass. I am 100% sure that this was her first experience of anal sex, but rather out of excitement, I entered her ass without any problems. We came at the same time and almost immediately after just a couple of frictions.
Afterwards she already allowed anal sexand about a year later I decided on the classic one.

[Tanya]

I work as a family doctor. There was a case at one in the morning, an urgent call, they sent me the address, I arrived... I haven’t seen a sandwich in real life!! In the middle there is a woman on both sides, a man and a young man...then I found out that this is a family of husband, wife and son

What’s the catch?

[Keep the change for yourself]

I work as a family doctor. There was a case at one in the morning, an urgent call, they sent me the address, I arrived... I haven’t seen a sandwich in real life!! In the middle there is a woman on both sides, a man and a young man...then I found out that this is a family of husband, wife and son

What’s the catch?

And the woman may also have a trick

[AlexTDV]

In kindergarten, I once found a piece of porn magazine with a photo of a blowjob, called one girl and a boy from the group to the toilet and let them suck on my small piper at that time, there was no effect and for some reason I hiccupped at the moment when the boy sucked, later, many years later, I found out that he became gay))))
and probably the most unusual thing was sex with a beautiful transsexual))

[mm]

I work as a family doctor. There was a case at one in the morning, an urgent call, they sent me the address, I arrived... I haven’t seen a sandwich in real life!! In the middle there is a woman on both sides, a man and a young man...then I found out that this is a family of husband, wife and son

What’s the catch?

parents and son stuck...during sex

[Bully Carrie]

Manfred, For some reason I’m laughing)) Funny story and Auntie is funny. Probably, she was flirting with you, since she climbed into your mug to drink))))

[sevener]

stuck...during sex

Did you want to offer them your participation next time? It’s kind of safer when the doctor is nearby)

[FUCKYAMATERITY]

I had a very strange experience with one couple.
I sit in shock and ask myself, why the hell did they sit with me for so long for an hour and try to find out something about me, all this talk about life, why did all this long communication happen))) but of course I don’t rule out that There was something they didn’t like about sex and it was just a pro forma.

Swinglife, way of life. In foreign countries they have a different attitude towards this, but we already have a relationship to talk about. Not friendship yet, but a step towards. And they don’t care, they fucked and separated.
In America, the next day after sex, a woman said, what do you need, leave me alone! And ours will at least try to explain themselves, at least say something.

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A friend had a strange experience when it turned out that the girl he was courting was not really a girl. There was a penis attached, it became clear when it came to physical caresses.
As for personal matters, I don’t remember anything really strange. It was unusual, many people dream of having two big heads, not everyone succeeded with two. I didn’t plan it either, but it turned out. I gave two girlfriends a lift by chance and they stopped on the street. And they hung out for two days; the husband of one of them came by. They reassured me that everything was fine

[Manfred]

Manfred , For some reason I’m laughing)) Funny story and the aunt is funny. Probably, I was flirting with you, since I climbed into drinking from your mug))))

Well, now I will think of that incident as a missed opportunity.
I didn’t realize then that if a woman drinks from a man’s mug, it’s flirting. You can understand - I took a sip about twenty minutes before.. I relieved the pressure and, besides, I was wildly embarrassed that the mug with my product was in her hands.. I was also glad that I topped up , and didn’t finish the rest.

[Kubanoid]

For all this time, there have been no such funny cases, but not long ago a funny story happened. The girl and I crossed paths in the middle of the room, looked into each other’s eyes, and off we went. I sat down on the coffee table (the table is not as high as everyone else, it is slightly higher than the chair, about the same as an ironing board), she wanted more. Sits on me, jumps, that’s all. And suddenly there was a crunch. The table’s leg breaks and we fly down. We lie there laughing. Well, in general, they fell, and they all continued on the floor.

[Mikha77]

This happened a long time ago. I came on a call to a man whom I often sucked in his office. He walked in, latched the door, got on his knees as usual and gave a blowjob. Of course he swallowed everything. We chatted a little and I went out. I leave the office, and a beautiful young secretary, who was not there when I came in, in a calm and even somehow casual tone, instead of hello, asks:
Isn’t his sperm very tasty?
I almost fell to the first floor, blushed, feeling the heat on his face, but unexpectedly for himself answered:
Yes, delicious.
And he ran out of this office... Shame to the point of trembling throughout the whole body, and the penis instantly a stake stood up. I even do not know why...

[Wow]

My mistress and I rented a room from a friend of mine, a purely friendly friend...
Once it happened, my mistress and I were fucking (covered with a blanket), and then suddenly the door opened and my friend came into our room. We’ve been friends for about 15 years now. Her mistress says to her like, “Sit down for now, wait, he’ll finish right now”... They giggled and continued chatting about something else... In general, while I was back-and-forth, these ladies were discussing some of their business.

And my mistress had a friend with even more “free morals”.
Once she even took pictures of a blowjob while sitting in the car with us. My mistress posed with my dick.
Despite the fact that I was sort of used to “such” freedom, this incident shocked me more than any other. I just didn’t show it then - I didn’t want to appear too modest.

[Didudo]

Not weird, but rather The most interesting one was when my friend and I had sex with two girls on the same bed.

[ilia1988]

my balls turned out to be my knee

Oh, I understand perfectly well how painful it is... Our balls are our weakest point

[Aspiring]

I was driving from Nizhny, a drunken girl climbed onto the top shelf, said that she had mixed up the shelves, gave a blowjob, then climbed over to her place and lay and masturbated. In the morning I woke up and jumped on me, while she was jumping, her friend woke up, drove this girl and jumped on herself, already wet, first swallowed it along with the balls (the only time they did a throat job on me), sat on the penis and literally after a couple of minutes she began to mutilate from orgasm, I thought something would break, I almost came inside her. And then we arrived and went our separate ways, without even asking their names.

[Morpheus]

I was driving from Nizhny, a drunken girl climbed onto the top shelf, said that she had mixed up the shelves, gave a blow job, then climbed over to her place and lay and masturbated. In the morning I woke up and jumped on me, while she was jumping, her friend woke up, drove this girl and jumped on herself, already wet, first swallowed it along with the balls (the only time they did a throat job on me), sat on the penis and literally after a couple of minutes she began to mutilate from orgasm, I thought something would break, I almost came inside her. And then we arrived and parted ways, didn’t even ask their names.

And then you woke up with a blanket tucked into your panties...

[Kalashnikov machine guns]

I met a girl she worked in a bakery store, her ass was a fire figurine at her age, like a cypress tree in the garden, they sold coffee there and, as usual, I went there every evening to drink a cup, once I caught her looking at me, after a while she brings me a napkin, there is a number, I didn’t bother writing to her that same evening. And now communication began, I began to carefully recognize her interests, talked about myself, told her that I paint in oils and would like to paint a nude, from a model, and also take pictures on a DSLR in nude format, so the fun conversations turned into spicy topics, I boasted to her that I was quite intrigued by this, we agreed to exchange photographs, she took me naked of myself, we decided to meet on the condition that I would give her a massage and paint a sketch of her in oil, there were no hints of sex .The day of the meeting, I rent an apartment, I take whiskey, rolls and, like a noble gentleman, I wait for her, she arrives, we spend time at the table about life, talking about her tears about the fact that her husband once offended her and left, now the whiskey is empty, she tells me you promised a massage. I say lie down I’ll make her lie down in her bra and panties, like a panther lies on the bed, I start doing a massage, I gently touch her body, an older girl but a beautiful body, I inadvertently touch her ass and, as if by accident, she perks up her pussy, then I repeat, I don’t seem to mind, I feel it through her panties juice is oozing, I have already moved my panties, put my fingers there and massage, moans poured out from her, I am already pushing my fingers deeper, she bends, she says, you promised to show me your dick, I get up, take off my pants and panties, she jumps up, her eyes widened, she says, how big she is, touches my testicles with her fingers and strokes it. I say be bolder and put it deep in her mouth, she begins to suck greedily like the last time, the head has already become red from her lips, I lightly hit her on the cheek with my palm, I say take it deeper, she does it with pleasure, her eyes are burning, she’s trying. I take her, throw her on the bed and off I go, I started pounding her hole so hard that she arched over, tried different positions, I saw her pussy from sex was already pink, almost red, she said no one had fucked me like that before, she wanted to put it in doggy style she didn’t let me penetrate her ass, then he turned it around and let it into her mouth, five minutes of rest, and again a circle of bliss, as soon as we fucked, in whatever positions, her eyes were already rolling back in her head, she even started screaming, I had to cover her mouth with my palm to You can’t scare the neighbors, she hums her pussy and pushes herself on the dick, both are covered in soap, I have red charms already, all finished off, my hair is intertwined in a mess, she sucked all of my balls, I kneaded her entire ass with my fingers and at the same time I stuck my dick in, and through the wall I felt my finger massaging her, she is delighted, but then she her son called in the morning, she, exhausted, began to get ready, lastly he hit her again, and the evening, as a poet would say, became languid, she went to see her child

[natalya.harita]

When I was 32 years old, after work I went to visit a friend to give him that my sister (she works with me) had given him a pack of A4 paper. He was not alone, but still I know them well. He offered to drink a glass of wine, after a while Seryoga said “how I want you” and Mark also replied that he did too. I was in the mood that day and after wine and without hesitation I answered that let’s do it. I undressed and lay down on the bed, spreading my legs. Mark was the first and he came on his stomach. Seryoga came up, inserted 5 movements and felt that he had already finished inside me. I told him “why did you cum in me?,” he stuck out his already flaccid penis. I got out of bed and his sperm started dripping and he, “What have I done,” began to wipe me off. I washed myself and left
It was the strangest case of sex. His sister told me that he asked about me often (probably worried that I might get pregnant.
I didn’t tell him that after my illness I couldn’t have more children. For me it’s not scary

[Anonym9]

We were having sex and the girl farted. When I pulled it out, it wasn’t entirely pleasant.

[XiaH]

oh well, it’s an everyday matter. If you love to ride, love to carry sleds!

[Milla]

I didn’t tell him that after my illness I couldn’t have more children. It’s not scary for me

It scared the man, he probably walked around with this thought for a month.
I can’t do it like you do right away.