Milk of a virgin (unkissed)

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 Milk of a virgin (unkissed)

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I will purchase, free of charge, the milk of a virgin, ideally untouched by lustful hands, feet or other appendages of the human, animal, humanoid or inanimate objects and devices, as well as thoughts and even views.
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🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣How do you imagine a virgin having milk?
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OLIC_SS: 14 Mar 2023, 02:02 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣How do you imagine a virgin having milk
Virgin with dietary supplements :bel_flag: *x) *x) *x)
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With mother-of-pearl beads, have you seen it? Will seek.
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A person will probably experience a culture shock if he finds out that even cows begin to give milk only after calving :D
And give him milk-bearing virgins here
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OLIC_SS: 14 Mar 2023, 02:02 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣How do you imagine a virgin having milk
I have a guess.

A virgin is poured with sperm into the vagina without damaging the hymen, and when the time comes to give birth, a cesarean section is performed.
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Corsair: 14 Mar 2023, 03:15
OLIC_SS: 14 Mar 2023, 02:02 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣How do you imagine a virgin having milk
I have a guess.

A virgin is poured with sperm into the vagina without damaging the hymen, and when the time comes to give birth, a cesarean section is performed.

:)
Hurray our mother is virgin))))
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We are not looking for easy ways.

The topic of the immaculate conception is not of interest, there is no virgin birth. No one has canceled original sin.

Nowadays they make women out of men and vice versa.
Maybe some hormonal chemicals can be used to achieve the level of "milk-drinking".

Unicorns are not interested in milk, so don’t offer it (for nothing).
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G.e.org.ii: 14 Mar 2023, 04:03 Unicorns are not interested in milk, don’t offer it
Oh, I just wanted to offer you unicorn milk. You don’t want it, as you want.
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The guy expressed himself incorrectly. Apparently, he wanted to say: “virgin urine,” but the Internet corrected it to milk.
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Tolqala, anyone can squeeze out urine, anyone can freeze their legs, Give someone a beer or just tickle them to the point of incontinence. By the way, you can also make them laugh to the point of incontinence.
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And in addition to virgin milk, maybe you want to buy bird’s milk and snake’s milk...
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This is exactly like wanting some kind of magic sword of the elf king 😂
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No, there are heaps of this stuff, who needs it... If you look for it...

And from virgin milk you can make lotions and make some kind of potion, love spell, lapel potion
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Fernando, screw him, with the sword! Better to have sex with an elf!!! :roll:
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Well, well, well... I don’t know what kind of miracle this is, but milk comes out?
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Well, the dandelion also produces milk! Doesn’t fit? :)
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If he is a virgin... Although what if “dandelion” is HE
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G.e.org.ii: 14 Mar 2023, 11:56 If he is a virgin... But what if the "dandelion" is HE
n So what?!! Do you want to introduce gender discrimination?!! Intolerant!!!
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Yes, these plants are completely incomprehensible:
The leg (stem) is straight, but there is only one.
There is a hole in the leg, milk is also oozing from the leg or from the hole, it’s hard to tell.
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G.e.org.ii: 14 Mar 2023, 12:10 You can’t understand these plants at all:
The leg (stem) is straight, but there is only one.
There is a hole in the leg, milk also oozes from the leg or from the hole, it’s hard to tell.
So, the main thing is that there is a result - milk !..
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G.e.org.ii: 14 Mar 2023, 01:53 I will purchase free of charge the milk of a virgin, ideally untouched by lustful hands, feet or other appendages of the human, animal, humanoid or inanimate objects and devices, as well as thoughts and even views .
What kind of crap are you smoking???
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Yurik, you also want to get into the topic
As long as it’s a corporate secret, how we’ll release the product to the market, then I still won’t reveal the secret.
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G.e.org.ii: 14 Mar 2023, 12:33 how will we release the product to the market
Yes, it already happened. In the Third Reich... That wine was called: Lieberfraumilch, they say, Milk of the beloved woman. History repeats itself.
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😃You don’t even need to smoke, you’re in the know.

Women are not virgins.
I know there is wine in the store, it’s normal.

The film was supposedly called "perfume", I thought you would at least direct me in this direction, but wow, they wrote me down as a fascist.
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G.e.org.ii: 14 Mar 2023, 22:14 😃you don’t even need to smoke anything, you’re in topic.

Women are not virgins.
I know there is wine in the store, it’s normal.

There was a film, it was called "perfume", I thought you would at least direct me in this direction, but wow, they signed me up as a fascist.

The film actually has a completely different theme :muza:
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I don’t watch TV, I read newspapers as much as I can in the toilet. 😃
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G.e.org.ii: 15 Mar 2023, 09:00 I don’t watch TV, I read newspapers as much as I can in the toilet. 😃
You apparently don’t in the know - printing ink causes hallucinations. Sometimes with serious consequences! :bel_flag:
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Yes, it doesn’t matter to me what the ass thought it was.
I’m not a hedgehog, I won’t suffocate
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G.e.org.ii: 15 Mar 2023, 09:29 What difference does it make to me what the ass thought.
I’m not a hedgehog, I won’t suffocate
And this is how hallucinations begin... :bel_flag:
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Damn! How can you write such nonsense! Stop it! I’ll go.....
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niqk: 15 Mar 2023, 09:21
G.e.org.ii: 15 Mar 2023, 09:00 I don’t watch TV, I read newspapers as much as I can in the toilet. 😃
You apparently don’t in the know - printing ink causes hallucinations. Sometimes with serious consequences! :bel_flag:
....what are you doing?

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а я думаю , чо меня торащит со врем Союза еще!))))
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Here you see. And you didn’t even know! Now - beware of printing ink!!!
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There are two liters, but the price tag is space)))))))))))
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Couple 33, no money, but you fuck ...that’s how it seems to say.

Two liters are not there, not here... As always, a liter is not enough.

Can you adjust the source? We will return you intact and most likely safe.

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niqk, main thing so that the photo of the world leader is not imprinted on that place, otherwise the followers will kiss the causal place
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Corsair: 14 Mar 2023, 03:15 I have a guess.

A virgin is poured with sperm into the vagina without damaging the hymen, and when the time comes to give birth, a caesarean section is performed.
Hahaha 🤣 read women’s forums, nothing prevents you from having two children and becoming a girl, virgin 😋 A friend blurted out to her husband two years ago, do you want me intact?!) He says yes, then give me the money... she became a virgin at the same time that she has two children)) 🤣 🤣🤣 but for a month the husband did not spoil her virginity, he liked it so much that his wife was virgin) ) there was only anal sex)) now I read your stories here and remembered, it became funny, I wrote so that someone would laugh too 🤣🤣🤣 now, for your money, in terms of restoring virginity, they will do everything in such a way as to determine whether it is really virgin or restored, then a consultation will have to be held and then everyone will have their own opinion :shamp:
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TS, it looks like it’s about something serious... it kind of stuck...
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What about man’s milk!? If you want, you can find a virgin with decent tits grown by taking female hormones, like trannies do!? If you knead them vigorously, a milky discharge will come out of the nipples. and only then come up with the miraculous power of these drops!
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