What to do if mom farts?

[Lybitem]

I’m almost 18, my mother is almost 42. Until recently, everything was fine: we walked often, wore a latex suit, etc.
But recently, apparently, I bought myself a dildo. And now in the morning, first in the toilet, then in the room, then runs again to the toilet, and then to the bathroom. And besides this, I began to fart much more often. Especially when sitting down and bending over. Once I grabbed her butt and she farted in my hand (very unpleasant). Another time, I farted in the store and started swearing. When visiting, it somehow removes this. But at home it’s simply impossible. And even though she swears, gets angry, makes comments, it doesn’t stop. For example, I farted at work, started swearing and getting angry, and then made a remark, but it didn’t stop. What to do about it? How can she get rid of this?

[hello. I don’t hear]

Also start letting in the wind to make your eyes water will understand that it is not pleasant

[Let’s]

There’s something I don’t understand.. She farts, then she swears, gets angry, makes a remark.... Who is she angry at, who does she reprimand? Your butt? What the...

[Lybitem]

Who is he angry with, who is he reprimanding? Your butt? What the.

Well, she farted and said "Here is a sheep, hold back." Then she can say in a whisper"When will this stop?" When on Farted at work, then she furrowed her eyebrows and said menacingly, “Stop it already!” Then she said, “It’s too bad, you can’t keep it in front of people.”

[bark]

This is a fantasy, of course. How does the author know how the mother speaks at work? Is he reporting or what? And why take mom for dad and be outright indignant, which is unpleasant.

[Alexssss]

Nonsense again, she will start farting at about 80 years old, uncontrollably...Due to her age. The author was not smart enough for a more interesting post. Mother, this is sacred, and you are discussing some kind of crap.