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I’m almost 18, my mother is almost 42. Until recently, everything was fine: we walked often, wore a latex suit, etc.
But recently, apparently, I bought myself a dildo. And now in the morning, first in the toilet, then in the room, then runs again to the toilet, and then to the bathroom. And besides this, I began to fart much more often. Especially when sitting down and bending over. Once I grabbed her butt and she farted in my hand (very unpleasant). Another time, I farted in the store and started swearing. When visiting, it somehow removes this. But at home it’s simply impossible. And even though she swears, gets angry, makes comments, it doesn’t stop. For example, I farted at work, started swearing and getting angry, and then made a remark, but it didn’t stop. What to do about it? How can she get rid of this? We just want to go with my mother to my relatives, but with such a problem it will be a shame, and if she doesn’t take her dildo (forgets) then she will be forever angry.
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Lybitem: 03 Apr 2023, 04:02 I’m almost 18, my mother is almost 42. Until recently, everything was fine: we walked often, wore a latex suit, etc.
But recently, apparently, I bought myself a dildo. And now in the morning, first in the toilet, then in the room, then runs again to the toilet, and then to the bathroom. And besides this, I began to fart much more often. Especially when sitting down and bending over. Once I grabbed her butt and she farted in my hand (very unpleasant). Another time, I farted in the store and started swearing. When visiting, it somehow removes this. But at home it’s simply impossible. And even though she swears, gets angry, makes comments, it doesn’t stop. For example, I farted at work, started swearing and getting angry, and then made a remark, but it didn’t stop. What to do about it? How can she get rid of this?
Well, now all that remains is to follow the diet and exercise, pump up the gluteal muscles. Apparently the dildo has stretched the muscles of the butt (sphincter) and does not hold🤔
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Sibiryak89: 03 Apr 2023, 04:06 Well, now all that remains is to follow your diet and exercise, to pump up your gluteal muscles. Apparently the dildo has stretched the butt muscles (the sphincter) and doesn’t hold it
Are there any other options? What about the trip? What can you offer her to make her give up this? And who will she swear at if she finds out about problems because of these “hobbies”?
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Lybitem: 03 Apr 2023, 04:15
Sibiryak89: 03 Apr 2023, 04:06 Well, now all that remains is to follow your diet and exercise, pump up your gluteal muscles. Apparently the dildo has stretched the butt muscles (the sphincter) and doesn’t hold it
Are there any other options? What about the trip? What can you offer her to make her give up this? And who will she swear at if she finds out about the problems because of these "hobbies"?
Diapers are her future, now she lets her in, then she will start pooping🤔
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Lybitem, if your mother swears, then most likely you fart You. And whether you consciously or unconsciously blame everything on her, you need to ask this.
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Marinka: 03 Apr 2023, 22:58 if your mother swears, then most likely you fart. And whether you consciously or unconsciously blame everything on her, you need to ask that
Well, well. I wrote about how she farted in my hand. How does he swear? Well, he farts and says “hold back, sheep.” Or she farts at work and makes a remark: "I couldn’t hold back again. What is this?" " And she walks around angry. Or before the meeting she said "Just try to fart at the meeting, you goat." I don’t think this is addressed to me .
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Lybitem: 04 Apr 2023, 05:10
Marinka: 03 Apr 2023, 22:58 if your mother swears, then most likely you fart. And whether you consciously or unconsciously blame everything on her, you need to ask that
Well, well. I wrote about how she farted in my hand. How does he swear? Well, he farts and says “hold back, sheep.” Or she farts at work and makes a remark: "I couldn’t hold back again. What is this?" " And she walks around angry. Or before the meeting she said "Just try to fart at the meeting, you goat." I don’t think this is addressed to me .
Is she registered with a psychiatrist at the dispensary?
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Marinka: 04 Apr 2023, 06:56 Is she registered with a psychiatrist? At the dispensary?
No, but sometimes this happens to her. Do I understand correctly that she is not swearing at me?
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Lybitem: 04 Apr 2023, 07:10
Marinka: 04 Apr 2023, 06:56 Is she registered with a psychiatrist? At the dispensary?
No, but sometimes this happens to her. Do I understand correctly that she is not swearing at me?
Perhaps she is taking some drugs that increase flatulence. And, you also need to pay attention to nutrition. Eliminate or limit the consumption of foods that cause increased gas formation. You need to see a doctor and get examined.
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