Curiosities in sex.

[etc]

This happened in my turbulent youth.
I gave a girl a lift and we met. In the evening I stopped by, went for a ride, the river bank, beer, planted it. During the frictions, I felt that I was rubbing something, but I didn’t stop, it was nice to pull it on. But the rubbing became unbearable, so I went to find out... it turned out that I had fucked her with Tampax.

I thought it would be interesting to exchange unusual incidents from my life))

[Moralizing bot]

It happened in my stormy youth.
I gave a girl a lift and we met. In the evening I stopped by, went for a ride, the river bank, beer, planted it. During the frictions, I felt that I was rubbing something, but I didn’t stop, it was nice to pull it on. But the rubbing became unbearable, so I went to investigate... it turned out that I had fucked her with Tampax.

I thought it would be interesting to exchange unusual incidents from my life))

I once went on dates with a girl who really loved to sing. She invited me to go to karaoke and I agreed, although I couldn’t sing at all. But she was so charming and attractive that I decided to give it a try.

We ordered the song "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion, and I started singing. But then something strange happened - I forgot the words and started singing in Russian, using only the melody of the original song.

The girl was a little confused at first, but then she started laughing and even singing along with me. It didn’t seem to ruin our date as we continued dating for a while.

[etc]

I wonder how the Moralizer Bot quotes and responds at the same second the topic comes up?
It’s the same thing in the previous topic...

[Cujoi]

I wonder how the Moralizer Bot quotes and responds at the same second the topic comes up?
The previous topic has the same thing...

this is just easy to understand. The question is that the AI ​​reacts to certain phrases or according to the principle of how lucky well, the most interesting thing is where all the information goes from it

[Alex would]

Anything can happen, in sex as in life, it is impossible to foresee everything. Most of all I remember the incident with my father-in-law. It was after the wedding, we were visiting the wife’s parents at the dacha. Naturally, there was a period when every opportunity was used for sex. It’s a summer day, my mother-in-law went to the store, my father-in-law went to the garden, we secluded ourselves, taking advantage of the opportunity. My wife with her legs spread, I wander around her interesting place with my tongue. As he approaches, the wife turns on the "voiceover" and turns into a scream. The returning father-in-law reacts to this cry and, unsure, rushes to the rescue. I notice that something is wrong, my wife suddenly becomes quiet and closes her legs, I can’t see, my back is to the door. Then, naturally, they laughed, the wife said, dad froze in a stupor for a couple of minutes, and the question was read on his face - what, is this possible?

[etc]

Alex bi, awkward))).
It’s like getting burned during masturbation). Thank God, it passed).
Although there was a case, two sisters lived in my house, both got married, I had sexual relations with the youngest, secret.
They called me fifth to the dacha. They buzzed loudly all night. In the morning I wake up in bed under a blanket with my eldest, I hug her from behind, holding her tits. On the next sofa, the younger one was with her husband, and the older one’s husband was on the floor... I felt so uncomfortable.

[Kostiai72]

I was 15 years old. I had grown a lot over the summer and was already a little taller than my mother. At the beginning of October, my mother was invited by a friend to Teacher’s Day. My mother persuaded me to accompany her because she had trouble controlling herself when she drank. I didn’t want to listen to their boring women’s conversations, but I agreed. This has happened several times already.
This time everything went according to the same scenario. Four women gathered, began drinking and chatting. And I watched the video. It was the end of the eighties, and the VCR was a highly desirable gadget. In short, I was watching some melodrama and was bored, waiting for the end of the holiday.
At some point, the women wanted to dance. Naturally, I, as the only male representative, had to dance with everyone. Aunt Tanya, my mother’s close friend, tried the most. She didn’t want to stop, and I lost count of how many times I danced with her. The rest of the ladies had already lost interest in dancing and, not paying attention to us, concentrated on drinking. They sucked on Tamyanka and happily chirped about topics that were only interesting to them.
And Aunt Tanya and I continued to dance. I was already tired of this, but I didn’t know how to end it. Aunt Tanya was also quite noticeably unlucky and she stuck closer to me. Before that, I only felt the elastic waistband of her tights, which excited me a little. And now I felt that my partner was twitching her hips, as if trying to lower my palms. I couldn’t believe it, I thought I was imagining it to myself. That’s why he didn’t lower his arms below the waist.
- Well, are you small or something? - Aunt Tanya whispered in my ear, - put your hands lower.
I did just that, grabbed Aunt Tanya’s ass with my palms.
- “It would have been a long time ago,” she giggled.
It was very cool to squeeze the rounded buttocks of an adult woman whom I groped for the first time. I became a little bolder and began to explore her ass. I felt it from all sides. Excitement clouded my mind a little and I thought how great it would be to get into her panties and feel everything without fucking.
Aunt Tanya, it seemed, was not at all against my manipulations and only slapped her ass. It was clear that my hands gave her some pleasure.
- Do you have a girl? - she asked.
- No, - I answered.
- So cute, - she whispered.
- Tanya, don’t spoil my son! - the drunken mother intervened.
- What are you talking about! - responded Aunt Tanya, - we’re just chatting!
- Yeah, I see how you’re chatting, - mom continued, - Kotka’s pants are sticking out, and you can’t help but wring out your panties!
Mom went up to us with a swaying gait and hugged us.
- That’s it, we’re home! - she said.
I didn’t want to leave, because I was looking forward to the most interesting things, but my mother ruined my sexual adventure. Aunt Tanya was also noticeably upset, but did not object to her mother. And I continued to stealthily stare at her large tits and voluminous ass. She noticed this and twirled in front of me.
- Well, Tanka, what a slut! - Mom grinned already in the elevator.
- Mom, what are you talking about! - I tried to object, - we were just dancing with Aunt Tanya.
- Well, yes, - my mother answered, - that’s what I understood when you grabbed her by the ass.
Mom wasn’t angry, rather , she egged me on. And I, inflamed with desire, somehow got home and with great pleasure shuddered in the toilet.
Looking ahead, I will say that at the age of 16 I finally fucked Aunt Tanya.

[etc]

Looking ahead, I’ll say that at the age of 16 I finally fucked Aunt Tanya.

You’re lucky with your mother’s friend). In adolescence, such moments are not forgotten...
I was 15, my second cousin was 20. My parents and I came to the river, they settled down on the shore, and the two of us set off on a rubber boat. Mid-eighties, I haven’t seen naked women, but my sister’s bra slips off while working with oars, one breast is exposed, she straightens it, then again and again. Sometimes the whole bra would slide off, quickly back... we rode like this all day, I was hypnotized by her nipples. I stood there the whole time, wearing only swimming trunks. At first he covered himself, then he stopped. They also changed places, it’s difficult to do this in a rubber boat, her butt in swimming trunks and my penis were warming up. My head was spinning, and then I jerked off to my sister at home. And in general I started jerking off to her regularly).

[Kostiai72]

First impressions are always the strongest.

[argot]

There were also many cases. 1 case, I just got together with my wife (both she and I had a second marriage). We went to visit her parents. We sat and drank, and my wife and I decided to take a little rest from the train. We went to bed in the bedroom, and I was itching to lick her pussy. I threw my legs over my shoulders and licked them. That wife says, “You have to knock.” I thought she was telling me, I pulled away and slapped her pussy with my palm and said knock-knock. She laughs, it turns out that while I was enthusiastically licking her, my father-in-law came in for some reason. Because of her thighs, I didn’t see it and calmly enjoyed it.

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My mother-in-law came to visit, while we were at work, she climbed through the cabinets and found a dildo (my wife was 13 years younger than me). In the evening he asks his wife "why is everything so bad?) The wife answered no, on the contrary, everything is fine. She told me, I told my wife you should have told that you like to be in two at once.
After a while we are going to visit. We went go to the bedroom to change clothes. Well, in the meantime, I gave it to my wife to suck. My wife is sitting on the bed, sucking my dick and my mother-in-law breaks in. We go out, the mother-in-law says we should have closed.

[etc]

I threw my legs over my shoulders and licked them. That wife says, “You have to knock.” I thought she was telling me, I pulled away and slapped her pussy with my palm and said knock-knock. She laughs, it turns out that while I was enthusiastically licking her, my father-in-law came in for some reason.

it’s amazing how inconvenient)).
I have a thing for locking myself up and checking, and another time my wife even goes to the toilet and doesn’t turn the lock)).

[Setup₩]

When we were fucking a girl in the park, our grandfather jerked off to us, but we drove him away

[Let’s]

With my first wife, my mother-in-law came into the room twice, at different times.. The wife is upstairs, the doors open, oppa, and then there’s a race))) She closed it and left.. Knocking on a closed door was not her strong point))

[Mikha77]

A case from my bi experience.
Eight years ago, my active friend called and said that he really wanted a blowjob. I didn’t refuse. He followed me and we drove not far from my work, into the woods. There wasn’t much time and I started SUCKING him as soon as we left work. In general, he leaned back in the driver’s seat, I sucked his beautiful dick, he stroked me on the head... And suddenly a female voice:
Boys, can you take me to the city?
I froze with my dick in my throat . My friend said that we were busy... His penis became hard and swollen, I sucked deeply several more times and received a powerful stream of sperm into my mouth. I SWALLOWED it with pleasure, licked the penis clean and sat down in my seat. And then the same voice:
And NOW, will you take me to the city???
We almost unanimously sent her and laughed like crazy...
This was such a case.. Although there were other interesting moments when meeting with this guy later...

[Familisex]

Once upon a time, when I was 25 years old, I went to another city to visit relatives (a cousin) whom I had not seen since they moved. But before going straight to her, I decided to go to the club. There I met a girl and, in general, as usual, I fucked her wherever possible in the toilet. And in the morning I already decided to go to my sister’s house. I call, she says come, we’re waiting. Well, I got some goodies, I come, I ring the doorbell and it opens... That girl that I fucked in the club. It turned out that this was my niece, whom I had not seen for 5 years.

[Alexander]

My friend fucked a neighbor’s girl in the village in the summer. We decided to see in real life how the vaginal muscles contract from fear. And when he fucked her in the evening on the bed by the window, his brother shot under the window from his grandfather’s gun. But everything didn’t go according to plan, she shit herself from fright. They laughed afterwards, it’s good that the vagina didn’t shrink, otherwise they would have had to clean the castle.

[Morpheus]

I have already written about this story in other sections, but I will write in more detail here.
At the beginning of the 2000s, I lived with my first wife and her mother in a private house. There were frequent quarrels and scandals with my mother-in-law, and there were also disagreements with my wife because of her indifference, which, however, did not stop us from having a child . And my mother-in-law had a school friend who periodically came to visit us and chat with her mother-in-law and us about all sorts of things. I was then slightly over thirty, and my friend was slightly over 40. I must say she looked very attractive for her age: full erect breasts, a good figure (despite the fact that she gave birth to two children) and, most importantly, she had an excellent sense of humor and charisma. She always found a topic for conversation and knew how to laugh so hard that everyone lay sideways . But she had one big drawback:
She could go on a hard drinking binge for a long time. For months she could not take a drop in her mouth, but sometimes she would break down and rush until she drank all the money... . She named the reason as an unsuccessful personal life with her ex-husband and children who used her as material support.
So, due to the fact that the relationship between us was good, she got into the habit of asking us to sleep drunk, otherwise her children They won’t let you go home like this. On one of these days, she came again, almost drunk, and I was just at home. The mother-in-law is at work, and the wife and little one have gone for a walk. She asks to sleep, I put her on our sofa and talk to her a little about various topics. And then she says to me in a drunken voice:
- Do you want me?- I felt like I was electrocuted. The fact is that even earlier I began to approach her with hints of intimacy, but she kept laughing it off and again there was no room for this, but here she offers it herself. I understand, I immediately nod my head, she silently undresses me and undresses herself... They say that not many people have sex with a drunk woman... I don’t know, we didn’t have this sex for long, I remember it because no one before her I didn’t adapt to sex as much as she did to me. Everything was so cool that it seemed something unreal... When we finished, she fell asleep after getting dressed, and I, stunned with happiness, went into another room.
Our next contact became even more extreme. My mother-in-law once went to visit relatives for a week, and I, my wife, and my little daughter stayed in the house. Towards evening, my mother-in-law’s friend, drunk as hell, comes to our house again asking us to spend the night. They put her in the room next to ours on a mattress. My wife and daughter were playing on the sofa, and from time to time I went to check on my friend and find out how she was feeling? In the process, a conversation ensued about everything and nothing... And then, in the process of such a conversation, my mother-in-law’s friend pulls off my shorts and begins to give me a delightful blowjob... I was stunned by such a turn and simply swam from the sensations... : shamp:, and she suddenly stopped and quietly laughed and lay down again on the mattress. But I no longer have a child’s hard-on, I start to approach her with a direct desire to fuck her, but she whispers in my ear: “Your wife is behind the wall, we’ll get burned.” I understand that she is right and, as if nothing had happened before, I look into my wife’s room and say in a casual tone:
- I’ll talk to my friend there, if you call me.
I go to the room where my mother-in-law’s friend is staying her doggy style near the doorway to see in time if the wife leaves her room. And we have fast, but very violent sex. Afterwards, as if nothing had happened, I go back to my wife and communicate with her as if nothing had happened. By the way, the wife didn’t even guess about anything.

[government38]

My mother-in-law wanted grandchildren, that she wouldn’t come, she asked, well, soon, one night after going to visit, I wanted to pull my still not quite sober one up to the balls, and she insists that it’s summer in the apartment, she can’t stand the heat, everyone is sweaty, she says open the window, I I open the window, she sticks out there, only her tits are dangling and gives a sign of waving her ass, and then I’m standing from behind, fucking her, and so that I can’t be seen from behind, I’m hiding behind the curtain, I got the taste, dumped my tits on the windowsill, my head is dangling, and then I hear someone on the street walking, it turned out that at night the mother-in-law returned from abroad and came up to our windows and saw her daughter with her tits dangling and moaning, looking and laughing, she waited until she finished and only after that she called the intercom, then she told this to her daughter and said, well done, your husband is fucking you in the fresh air so the children will be healthier..

[Olfar]

It was an interesting incident; I remember having sex with a girl while standing against the wall. And then it was winter, we didn’t notice how quickly it got dark, and we forgot to close the curtains. And there, apparently, some curious teenagers stood on the street and peeked. And that means during sex there is such a cry from the street "you’re fucking, and we see everything." The girl immediately became embarrassed, she had to distract herself, close the curtains and then continue.

[6996]

I wonder how the Moralizer Bot quotes and responds at the same second the topic comes up?
The previous topic has the same thing...

Well, that’s why he’s a bot.

[Lisa24]

My knight and I once went to visit his friend. And he is an officer, recently married and lives on a military base in a special building where military families live. Well, we arrived, we were greeted by a barbecue right next to the building, hihi haha ​​it’s late in the evening. When we come back, we’re sitting in the apartment drinking coffee and suddenly there’s a dull, humming knock.
-I’m like, what is that sound?
and this friend says, “Yes, they’re fucking on the radiator, it’s time to fuck.” .
we are like that, I mean?
and he says, “Yes, here in our building it’s a tradition to announce the time of fucking in the radiator with a knock)) let’s go, we won’t have time
and this guy went in all seriousness retire to the bedroom with his wife
we looked at each other, laughed, of course we thought he was cheating. And the next day everything happened again)) and we, like crazy, also got stuck in case we didn’t have time
and then I thought that man is a herd animal but it was funny

[etc]

I’m like, what is that sound?
and this friend says, “Yes, they’re screwing the radiator, it’s time to fuck.
we’re like that, what do you mean?
and he says -yes, we have a tradition here in the building that the time of fucking in the radiator is announced with a knock)) let’s go as soon as we don’t have time

Military life, discipline, routine....)) )

[Epidemic]

On vacation, in the hotel, they forgot to close the door to the balcony. They started fucking, and the neighbor seemed to be a fan of watching. He climbed over the partition and watched a movie. We noticed too late.

[|_rarely_|]

We lived in a dormitory as students. There was some local whore who was fucked by all and sundry. Scary, shapeless, but who stopped it when you can stick it in a real warm pussy and touch real tits.
We sat drinking once again, one of us went somewhere, then came and said, right now (well, let’s call her) Valyukha will come, I made an agreement with her. And we’re drunk. We are like that
- so we want too.
- What are you doing! She won’t want it now and you’ll screw me over
And then a brilliant idea comes into the drunken heads. Let’s just fuck her, and we’ll hide in the closets. Then we’ll quietly go out one by one, it will already be laid out, you just get up, and the next one will lie down. The plan seemed brilliant. We settled into the closets (there were two of these built-in closets near the door in the dorms). We wait. Valyukha arrives. Friend, let’s flirt, say, have a drink, a snack, madam, welcome to our table. She hee hee, oh how cool, blah blah. In general, they sat and drank for half an hour, and we sat in the closets, waiting for our happiness. Each to their own. Then they started doing something there, they apparently started fucking. Well, bitch it took so long. They are fiddling around with something. I slowly crawled out of the closet, crept up, and judging by my friend’s bare ass, the process was underway. It’s dark in the room, there’s a lone light bulb on the windowsill. But it can be seen in general. I sat on the floor, near the bed, waiting. And they all fuck. She already said to him, “Why did you take so long, I’m already sore.” He answers, like, I can’t finish. The process continues. I don’t know, 30 minutes have probably passed and he still won’t finish. Then a friend from the second closet crawls up. He nods at them, saying, what’s there? I shrug. We are sitting. Finally, our fucking friend runs out of energy and falls on the girl, exhausted. He comments that I’ll lie down for a while, rest and continue. We couldn’t stand it anymore, we get up like, let’s rest, but for now, maybe one of us will continue? Girl "Oh boys, hello, I’ll probably go. No no, don’t see me off". She jumped up, put on her robe and slipped out of the room. Oil painting. There is a tired friend on the bed with his pants pulled down to his ankles, near the bed we are two pretzels with judgmental looks. It’s called fucked.
But we complained to him that he couldn’t finish for so long.

[etc]

An acquaintance told me that it was in the nineties, a friend and I came to another city on business, went on a spree, picked up girls, rented hotel rooms, and the acquaintance was already tired, went to bed, but he still wouldn’t calm down, fucked them. In the middle of the night he breaks into the room - are there any condoms?
- no, you still have all of them...
- ran out... ran to the table, rummaged around, grabbed a plastic bag and ran away...

It wouldn’t have occurred to me to use the package)))

[Alex05041977]

My wife and I went to the river bank to have sex in a car. And there was a guy constantly walking around and spying on people like us. At first they drove him away. Then the wife said, let him watch. Then we got used to it)

[etc]

Then the wife said, let him look. Then we got used to it)

Just watching? Didn’t you ask for a ride?

[Alex05041977]

Just watching? Didn’t you ask for a ride?

I let him touch it a couple of times)

[Sibiryak89]

I was on a business trip in one of the cities of the north, met an acquaintance in a restaurant, after drinking we went to his house, drank there, the vodka ran out, the acquaintance ran for vodka, the store was on the ground floor of an officer’s small-family house, while we were drinking with his wife, we played eye-catching games, eyeing me was building, as soon as he left from overdrinking, I abruptly approached her, let’s hurry up while he came out, she was stunned with her eyes wide open and didn’t resist, he lifted the pussy, pushed aside his swimming trunks and entered her, started fucking her, she just swam, a friend came, we quickly sat down , as if nothing had happened, after the party they left me with them, laid me out on the floor, at night she crawled towards me, said finish what you were reading, almost until the morning we fucked in all the cracks, my friend slept like a log, we drank tea in the morning and parted

[etc]

let him touch him a couple of times)

Touch his wife? For what places?

[Alex05041977]

Touch your wife? For what places?

Wife for the ass, breasts and pussy)

[|_rarely_|]

So, comrades, this topic contains only real stories. Let’s avoid the wet dramaturgy of "helping a friend jerk off" here.

[etc]

So, comrades, there are only real stories in this topic. Let’s avoid the wet dramaturgy of "helping a friend jerk off" here.

It’s just that important details were missed).

[Veronica]

Anecdote:
If I knew that you were a girl, you wouldn’t get involved.
If I knew that you were so quick, you took off your tights.
In general, the incident happened a long time ago. He pulled my panties down, but it didn’t work, but I felt something poking somewhere nearby. As a forum member wrote, the panty liner stuck and sealed the entrance.

[career]

the panty liner stuck and sealed the entrance

you need to wash yourself more often

[Veronica]

Agree. But you won’t be walking around with a bottle all day.

[career]

But you won’t walk around with a bottle all day.

which bottle?

[Veronica]

From which to wash...

[career]

Veronica, you’re like a bottle of water for washing Do you carry it with you?

[Veronica]

Of course, a bottle for washing, butt plugs, condoms, anal ointment. Boy, this is a site for adults, if you have brains, then don’t ask stupid questions. And I asked - think about what smart people answered you.

[career]

a bottle for washing, butt plugs, condoms, anal ointment.

and you have all this in your purse or something, the volume is decent

[Veronica]

Of course, I also carry toys just in case. Strapon, for very interesting guys. A bottle, a small vodka, a small amount of cognac. Yes, and a snack in a package. Skewers (folding), suddenly you have to give yourself up to nature. Coal, of course, is also a means for ignition.
The bag is large.

[igor.stepochkin]

You forgot to mention the grill and cot

[Veronica]

This, forum members, is what a simple thin gasket can do.

[career]

Strap-on, for very interesting guys.

show the photo

[igor.stepochkin]

Veronica,
So you learn to use a pad, there is an absorbent layer on one side, and Velcro on the other so that it sticks to your panties

[Sufia]

igor.stepochkin,

[Veronica]

Sorry, if I show myself, it will be for real men. Not for youngsters who either don’t understand or don’t think they are being answered. They think with their heads and not with their ass. I answer normal men with whom I’m interested. With whom can you discuss sex, and in general. Conversations also require intelligence.

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So you learn to use a pad, there is an absorbent layer on one side, and Velcro on the other so that it sticks to your panties

I wrote, it was a long time ago . What kind of applicants are you...

[igor.stepochkin]

Sofiya23,
No, well, really drives such game, worse than Munchausen! Her skewers are folding! Bullshit!

[Sufia]

igor.stepochkin, she is always "interesting" writes posts. I often don’t understand anything at all, it seems the person is always high)