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😁 yes yes yes that’s what happens
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By the way, yes, I can say from experience working in men’s and women’s teams. Women mostly call their husbands by their last name, with a tinge of disdain, and most often they feel that they are treated purely as a source of income. But men, on the contrary, call their wives “mine” and some kind of warmth appears in their voice. Of course I’m speaking on average, but in most cases it is true.
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Kayfolov: 29 Dec 2022, 09:03 Women mostly call their husbands by their last name
“You’re a female, Varvara,” he whined thickly. - You are a public whore!
— Vasisualiy, you are a fool! - the wife answered calmly. “You are a wolf,” Lokhankin continued in the same drawling tone. - I despise you. You are leaving me for your lover. You are leaving me for Ptiburdukov. Today you, vile one, are leaving me for the insignificant Ptiburdukov. So this is who you are leaving me for! You want to indulge in lust with him. The she-wolf is old and disgusting at the same time.
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Well, it’s finally a DAY OFF!
If I made it, the past week was not great. But now let’s rest!


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Kayfolov: 29 Dec 2022, 09:03 Women mostly call their husbands by their last name, with a tinge of disdain, and most often it feels like they are treated purely as a source of income. But men, on the contrary, call their wives “mine” and some kind of warmth appears in their voice. Of course, I’m speaking in an average way, but in most cases it’s true.
one can only imagine how a woman vilifies a man after a breakup at work where they worked together ))) It’s easier for a guy to quit than to later wash himself off from all this shit that sticks to him)))
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Yes, there is one sick person here on the forum, she also vilifies everyone, but in fact silently "figuratively" sucks off the majority of those present here))) :cat1:
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Ufa guy: 03 Feb 2023, 22:21 Yes, there is one sick person here on the forum, she also vilifies everyone, but in fact silently "figuratively" sucks off the majority of those present here))) :cat1:
Once upon a time, long ago, when I lived in a distant garrison near the city of Borzya, in our KPD in the same entrance I lived with the family of an officer. He was more or less like a man, a big womanizer. And she is arrogant and arrogant, 45-47 years old. She was a member of all public organizations, the women’s council, the shop commission, amateur performances and something else. And she considered all of us young wives of officers and warrant officers to be prostitutes, and she was sure to poke and shame us at all events if the slightest reason arose.
But one day, during some kind of inspection, a lot of all sorts of high ranks came in large numbers from Chita and Ulan Ude and completely shook our regiment. Everyone who could be forced to help the unit pass this test, regular employees and workers of canteens and other organizations were in the fields where they were shooting and what else they were doing there, and with the bosses who considered it not their business to go to the fields to serve them in the canteen, they called us young women . And one day, when it was already very late, I was returning home with some kind of difficult feeling of being drawn into the club and looking into the noise in the billiard room, I saw an oil painting. Our “immaculate” in an indecent form was occupied by two or maybe more visitors from the capital of the region. When she saw me, I thought she would fall underground.
In the future, if she suddenly came across me, she would rush into any nook and cranny like a scalded person just to avoid meeting her. I can imagine what it was like for her to live with me on the same site.
Do not judge, lest you be judged.
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Tania: 04 Feb 2023, 01:15
Ufa guy: 03 Feb 2023, 22:21 Yes, there is one sick person here on the forum, she also vilifies everyone, but in fact silently “figuratively” sucks the majority of those present here))) :cat1:
Once upon a time, long ago, when I lived in a distant garrison near the city of Borzya, in our KPD in the same entrance I lived with the family of an officer . He was more or less like a man, a big womanizer. And she is arrogant and arrogant, 45-47 years old. She was a member of all public organizations, the women’s council, the shop commission, amateur performances and something else. And she considered all of us young wives of officers and warrant officers to be prostitutes, and she was sure to poke and shame us at all events if the slightest reason arose.
But one day, during some kind of inspection, a lot of all sorts of high ranks came in large numbers from Chita and Ulan Ude and completely shook our regiment. Everyone who could be forced to help the unit pass this test, regular employees and workers of canteens and other organizations were in the fields where they were shooting and what else they were doing there, and with the bosses who considered it not their business to go to the fields to serve them in the canteen, they called us young women . And one day, when it was already very late, I was returning home with some kind of difficult feeling of being drawn into the club and looking into the noise in the billiard room, I saw an oil painting. Our “immaculate” in an indecent form was occupied by two or maybe more visitors from the capital of the region. When she saw me, I thought she would fall underground.
In the future, if she suddenly came across me, she would rush into any nook and cranny like a scalded person just to avoid meeting her. I can imagine what it was like for her to live with me on the same site.
Do not judge, lest you be judged.
Excellent story.
And how did she play pranks on the side with her husband’s boss to promote him in his career?
This happens so rarely.
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