He promised to buy her a dress.

[Topchik]

If she goes to the theater with him, with a huge dildo in her ass.
She agreed, but asked to practice at home.
He shoved a thirty-eight centimeter dildo into her ass and she went to prepare dinner.
She was sweating while she was preparing dinner.
Not an easy test for a woman’s butt.

[Mongoose]

The tramp has jumped! War on spam? Not stupid!!!!!

[Topchik]

The tramp jumped! War on spam? Not bad!!!!!

What? Tell us what you are talking about.

[Bully Carrie]

....after that she decided that she could buy the dress herself? And by the way, she also goes to the theater herself.

[Topchik]

....after that she decided that she could buy the dress herself? And by the way, she also goes to the theater herself.

Are you trying to defend women’s dignity on a forum for perverts?
Did I understand you correctly?
No, well, I’m a pervert. But sometimes it really starts to seem to me that I’m the most normal one here.
Please don’t upset me like that.
I come here to pee all sorts of crap, but it turns out that I have to explain to the mentally ill that this is a forum for perverts.
Well, how is that?

[RockstarAgency]

pee all sorts of crap

Dear, in these two words you described the reasons for such an attitude towards you.

Here I read what was written in the topic.
And what is it that I read anyway?
Read the classics from domestic and foreign literature, understand how a text is structured, how to convey a thought so that it is understood. ..
Just me, for example. I didn’t understand anything at all.
What kind of text? What is it for?
What is the point?
The only thing that comes to my mind is that these are two haiku, which for some reason were written together. This theory, by the way, is supported by the rhythmicity of the last two lines.
But in other cases, it’s just fucked up, to be honest.

[Lisa24]

....after that she decided that she could buy the dress herself? And by the way, she also goes to the theater herself

and then she thought some more and decided to pull out that dildo from which she sweated and whipped him on the cheeks and on the hump with that same dildo otherwise he promised to buy a dress and walked away proudly, completely liberated and liberated, watching the performance through her pince-nez yes

Sent after 5 minutes 5 seconds:

Well, somehow ?

it’s a shame, father, not to understand such things. How how? davottak.we understand your inarticulate uprooted from the depths, we are trying to complement it with a funny plot and you also turn up your nose.ungrateful

Sent after 8 minutes 48 seconds:

And what the hell did I read?

booklet on the topic "thoughts are creeping out of me"

[RockstarAgency]

booklet on the topic "thoughts are creeping out of me"

Then it is worth advising to plug the exits with a thirty-eight-centimeter dildo so that we don’t have to rack our brains here))

[Lisa24]

Then it is worth advising to plug the exits with a thirty-eight-centimeter dildo, so that we don’t have to rack our brains here))

this may be in the continuation of the bestseller "Tickle my tonsils through the ass" "

[RockstarAgency]

this may be in the continuation of the bestseller "Tickle my tonsils through the ass

Ahahahahahahaha)

[Lisa24]

Ahahahahahahahaha)

I’m fucked up))
the author will become bolder and the dildo will be not 38 but 38.5 cm! shock content krch

[RockstarAgency]

the dildo will not be 38 but 38.5 cm

What if... He decides to up the ante and it will be not 38, but 138?
And it will be like in the joke:

A wolf and a horse fell into a hole. Well, they sit and sit. It got boring. Then the horse says:
-Wolf, why are we just sitting here? Can we stick it to each other?

-Well, fuck it, come on.

-Come on, wolf, you first.

The wolf climbed onto the horse and smacked him. The horse is like this:

-Well? Now it’s my turn.

He stuck it to the wolf and fucked him, and the wolf became quiet. Well, the horse knocks on his shoulder:

-Gray, how are you doing there?

-Bitch, I would bite you if I had my head could have turned!


I immediately remembered.

[Bully Carrie]

this may be in the continuation of the bestseller "Tickle my tonsils through the ass "

Ahahaha! Lisa, super, burn!

[Lisa24]

Ahahaha! Lisa, super, burn

the fuse is over and today I’m in melancholy)) perhaps I would read a sad love elegy from the author

[Bully Carrie]

I would probably read a sad love elegy from the author

But there is no one to write, there are no suitable authors

[aryamari]

....after that she decided that she could buy the dress herself? And by the way, she also goes to the theater herself.

and stuck the dildo in his ass

[niqk]

Look, how naughty the ladies are! I’m drawn to BDSM... to the point of self-mutilation...

[Bully Carrie]

I was drawn to BDSM... to the point of self-harm...

Not true. TS was the first to start with his 38 cm dildo. This, of course, is not self-harm, not at all

[niqk]

I was drawn to BDSM... to the point of self-harm...

Not true. TS was the first to start with his 38 cm dildo. This, of course, is not self-harm, not at all

Not self-harm? What is the maximum size you used?

[Bully Carrie]

Not self-harm?

my dear, that was sarcasm

[niqk]

Not self-harm?

my dear, that was sarcasm

But sarcasm is self-harmful! I feel sorry for you...