Men! How will you react if your wife finds a dildo?

[A meow]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

[Beluga]

With interest, how it works, what it can do

[Mitry]

I would think - oh, my wife has a dildo among other toys! Why isn’t he lying with the others?

[A meow]

I would have thought - oh, my wife, among other toys, has a dildo! Why isn’t he lying with the others?

I don’t have them at all, except for a vibrator. But a vibrator is a harmless thing, and this...

[Mitry]

I don’t have them at all, except for a vibrator. But a vibrator is a harmless thing, and this...

I’m sorry. Why is this confusing?

[niqk]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

What can I think? We must apply it! Variety is good for sex...

[A meow]

condolences. Why is this confusing?

Were not needed. I got along just fine without them.

[career]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

I would have thought - "this is for you shouldn’t give a fuck"

[niqk]

Meow, it means it’s time to diversify your sex life.. .

[A meow]

I see... I shouldn’t have asked.

[electrician]

I have a desire to buy, but...

What actually confuses me? My wife has five of them!

[Grass]

It is advisable to inform your husband before purchasing.

If he had found it, he would have spanked him properly. But I wouldn’t express any negativity.

[A meow]

What exactly is confusing? My wife has five of them!

I want him to find them, I don’t have them...

If I had found him, I would have spanked him properly. But I wouldn’t express any negativity.

For what reason? What would you think?

[Grass]

For what reason? What would you think?

That you didn’t consult with me) And in general I bought it on the sly.

But if a woman secretly buys dildak, that means something is wrong with her man.

[Sherxan]

Yes, it’s normal, I understand perfectly well that sometimes spouses also want to relax alone.
But this view was acquired through life experience, and earlier about 20 years ago, I created a scandal that I did not satisfy her and was almost cheating

[Coock Old***]

It’s not a question of one more or one less, what difference does it make? It’s just a toy, nothing more.

[A meow]

But if a woman secretly buys a dildak, it means something is wrong with her man.

So I think that’s exactly what she’ll think... And this is insulting for him!

[Xenophon]

I don’t have any at all, except for the vibrator. But a vibrator is a harmless thing, and this..

Excuse me, but what is not harmless about a dildo? Even if you want to use it in relation to your man. Many people dream about this. A dildo is a good device that makes life easier for men and adds variety to yours. Don’t listen to these lazy louts who are proud of their dicks. They are primitive and usually very boring in sex. Of course there is some envy. After all, the dildo is ready for love, regardless of your mood or physical condition. Sometimes its size is slightly larger than that of your partner. But a woman will always be able to convince you that yours is so dear, so sweet, that no dildo can compare with it. And a smart man will try to believe it.

[Beluga]

After all, the dildo is ready for love

The dildo will not hug you
And it won’t make delicious tea
And it won’t send you he sends a text message
"I’m on my way, I’m in a hurry, don’t be bored"

[A meow]

Excuse me, but what is not so harmless about a dildo? Even if you want to use it in relation to your man. Many people dream about this.

Really? Vibrators and dildos have “slightly” different purposes, in case you didn’t know. But "use it in relation to your man. Many people dream about this." - this is for pi ...bastards! And not for men Damn advisor...

[Beluga]

this is for pi... bastards!

you are not merciful at all, maybe they just have such a strange love, don’t you know it yet?

[A meow]

you are not merciful at all, maybe they just have such a strange love, you don’t know yet?

I know, and I frankly hate these rags! I’m sick of THESE... I only like strong and confident men, not fagots! Or do you consider yourself one of them?

[Beluga]

Or do you consider yourself one of them?

Wags or gays? I’m too clean for a rag, but for a gay man I don’t like sex with men too much, I prefer to mash tits like women’s ones

[Xenophon]

Really? Vibrators and dildos have “slightly” different purposes, in case you didn’t know. But "use it in relation to your man. Many people dream about this." - this is for pi... bastards! And not for men, Advisor, damn it...

I never even thought of advising such a correct lady. But I can’t help but notice that the p..rs you hate so much are not all bastards. And sometimes it happens that the one who undertakes this is the one who is called that.

[A meow]

I never even thought of advising such a correct lady. But I can’t help but notice that the p..rs you hate so much are not all bastards. And sometimes it happens that the one who undertakes this is the one who is called that.

That’s why I advise that everything is complicated. Otherwise I would have bought it, and voila

[A charmer]

I wouldn’t be surprised!!! ;
Because I bought it myself for her)))

[Beluga]

On the other hand, I would be wary if they are looking for a replacement in this matter, then they will find a food processor that will cook instead of me and they will resign me

[Alex020362]

But a vibrator is a harmless thing, and this..

And what kind of offense can be caused by a dildo? (embarrassed smiley face) I would think about it. And I came to the conclusion: “We’re still doing a bad job, comrades! We need to increase the quantity. And the QUALITY! Otherwise... What’s happening? A poor dissatisfied woman has to “satisfy” herself with synthetics. This is clearly MY shortcoming. ..Let’s roll up our sleeves, comrades!" (emoticon) What was it like on Comrade Bender’s rally poster? "Let’s hit the mud and off-road!" And remember our youth. AND LET’S PLOW the stagnant fields in a serious new way.

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Were not needed. I managed just fine without them

The key word here is "COST". So now you can’t get by? Everything natural is NOT A SHAME. Including discussing it out loud. A woman’s sexual desire only increases with age. Especially after 28-33...After the first or second birth. She is BLOOMING sexually. It is THEN that she turns into a real woman. Alas and ah, by this time the peak of sexual “greed” in a man begins to level off from rapid growth into a stable flat plateau. If at 27-30 he wanted to fuck everything that moved and what didn’t move - stir it up and fuck, then by 33-35 he was FUCKED. What I mean is that (probably) your husband/partner’s libido will not always boil and overflow. And you, as a woman, must understand this and wait for this moment with understanding. It should not come as unexpected and unpleasant news to you. AS A WOMAN, you yourself must come to this moment prepared. The forum won’t help you here. How to stir him up so that he shows a new interest in you "like from scratch"? (smiley) Neither I nor the others present know you or him. We don’t know your likes and preferences. Your sexual inclinations to this or that. Especially HIS preferences. I dare to offer some humble advice if (of course) you need it. Try at any cost (smiley) to extract from him his most secret and intimate erotic fantasies and desires. Or inclinations. Which he might not even tell you about, having lived side by side for so many years. There are sexual and erotic things and desires that a man will not tell about even under torture. I don’t know how successful of you are as an inquisitor. And how and how skillful you are in handling the "Spanish boot". I’m just 100% sure that your man also has this BAG OF SECRETS. If you can "split" him and find out - your happiness. You will be happy in bed until you are very old. What is called "they lived long and died on the same day"... I wish you and your man many happy years of life together (smiley). Find out its secrets from the secret darkest and farthest corners WHY? And then to implement them TOGETHER. And at the same time, you can stun him by revealing YOUR secret (possibly very “dirty”) dreams, fantasies and wishes. Which, due to your natural shyness, you never dared to voice out loud until this day. P.S. In sex (and about sex) you NEED to talk. Sexual dissatisfaction leads to severe depression. P.S.2 I am not a sex therapist. And not a psychotherapist. But I see the solution to your problem in this direction. A second youth and inspiration WILL awaken in him. And he will want you again and desire you as in his youth. When you had a toned, lean tummy and strong, elastic breasts provocatively sticking out upward with inviting hard nipples. TRUST ME as a man. I know what I’m talking about.

[ExcisioN]

I would use it for its intended purpose together with it)

[Alex020362]

then they will find a food processor that will cook instead of me and they will give me my resignation

...just think...(angry emoticon). And in revenge, buy yourself an inflatable Dolly doll! (Ha ha!) And disband the entire harem.

[Mitry]

This is the seething in the topic, so bring home a dildak

Were not needed. I got along just fine without them

And what has changed, is it now impossible to do?

[Mechanic]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

If I found it hidden? I would think that she misses me.

And here, along the way, they don’t know how to read the questions, and they call for something...

[gerz13]

I bought it for my ex myself!))) It’s interesting for her to caress her clitoris with a vibrator, and then fuck her vagina with it!!! She’s so turned on!!! Then it’s nice to fuck a wet pussy!!!

[A meow]

And what has changed, now we can’t do it?

Nope... I’ve never used them. It’s just that if he sees it, he’ll think that he doesn’t satisfy me. And in a conversation I would explain that we are not suitable for a friend, and we would break up And then I would start looking for a normal man!

If you found it hidden? I would think that she misses me.

And I thought so. But is it worth it to start all this? I’m afraid I’ll be offended, but I don’t want that!

[Mitry]

What are spy passions?

[A meow]

What spy passions

I already decided to live with him, so that later I could somehow explain that we weren’t suitable for each other, I don’t know how, so as not to offend his manhood...

[electrician]

What spy passions

I decided to live together with him, so that later I could somehow explain that we were not suitable for each other, I don’t know how to avoid offending his manhood...

If you need a reason to break up, then why is such a reason needed? ?Come up with another one that won’t offend his manhood.

[King Bird]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

I would have thought she was smart , since she buys toys instead of going left And I would buy her something else for a change and to play around together.

And in general for everyone (both women and men) sometimes tend to masturbate alone. And that’s normal. The main thing is that this habit does not begin to replace or displace sex. And for women masturbation is also needed to relieve stress - before a plane or after being bullied at work by your boss

[rim11]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

If a man has a positive attitude towards dildos and doesn’t see anything special in it, then his wife probably already has it. Often more than one, and bought by a man.

[Alexssss]

If my wife had hinted, I would have bought it for her myself.

[King Bird]

If you need a reason to break up, then why is such a reason needed? Come up with another one that won’t offend his manhood.

That’s right, buying a toy can work in the opposite direction.

If my wife had hinted, I would have bought it for her myself

And I bought it without a hint, my wife was very pleased.

[Alexssss]

If you need a reason to break up, then why is such a reason needed? Come up with another one that will not offend his manhood.

That’s absolutely right, buying a toy can work in the opposite direction.

If my wife had hinted, I would have bought it for her myself

And I, without I bought a hint, my wife was very pleased.

You need to think about it)

[AlexTDV]

my woman doesn’t need this, but I would have wondered what was wrong, of course!

[A meow]

I would think that she is smart if she buys toys instead of going to the left. And I would buy her something else for a change and to be naughty together.

It seems to me that he will be offended by this, Dildo will hint at something...

Me here "they chatted": I’ll buy it tomorrow, I’ve been really sick for the last week..., I’ll try
And I’ll try to come up with another reason, and if I don’t think of one, he’ll find one " accidentally" forgotten in a prominent place or
as if "remained from the past".

[Mechanic]

It seems to me that he will be offended by this, Dildo will hint at something...

Something tells me that it will hint at the size. But this will not only offend any man, make him feel worthless... It seems to me that this is not an option.

[Ogest]

I would be fine with that.

[A meow]

Something tells me that it will hint at the size. But this will not only offend any man, it will make him feel worthless... It seems to me that this is not an option.

Yeah. For size. But his is no worse than many others, my husband and I just got used to it... And I will always remember it. If I can’t think of anything, this is exactly what I’ll explain......

[King Bird]

Something tells me that it will hint at the size. But this will not only offend any man, it will make him feel worthless... It seems to me that this is not an option.

These are some kind of teenage ideas and concepts.

It seems to me that he will be offended by this, Dildo will hint at something...

What hint?

[Mechanic]

Mechanic: ↑Yesterday, 21:46
Something tells me that it will hint at the size. But this will not only offend any man, make him feel worthless... It seems to me that this is not an option.

These are some kind of teenage ideas and concepts.

Teenage??? Schazz! She lives with a NORMAL guy, who, as I understand it, is so far from all sexual nonsense, he just needs a normal family, without any sexual deformities that are discussed here. And he believes that he is good at everything, including sex. She pretends that everything is OK with them! And so he finds such crap. What will he think? Namely, that he does not satisfy her, and she fucked his brains all the time! Why the hell lie from the very beginning? She didn’t like him, well, she’s done with it right away, a bunch of reasons could be thought of. And so... She gave him some kind of hope, and such bullshit! I don’t know what she came up with to say to sort it all out... Why not just say: I don’t love you / I’m tired of you / I’m bored and sick of you, etc. Well, a little scandal and that’s it! Out of grief, a man will drink a bottle of vodka, sleep it off and forget, you never know such cases...
Why didn’t you say your opinion on the issue? Ass? What are you asking instead? Are you unscrewing it to find out the size? You don’t give a damn about solving the problem!

[justanothermistress]

Men, what would you think if you found a dildo on your wife? I have a desire to buy, but...

I would approve. My daughter does the same at any age.