Urgent sex

[Romakhoma]

I want to fuck, damn it!!! What do you do when you really want sex?

[-AlexNova-]

I usually jerk off...

[Hair shirt]

I want to fuck, damn!!! What do you do when you really want sex?

If you don’t have a regular girlfriend, then I think that you won’t be able to figure it out quickly. You can, of course, go somewhere to some bar and pick up someone there. But then you need to have some kind of plan for further action. It is advisable to have a car to get there as planned. Again, you have to spend money everywhere - in a bar (or wherever else), for a car, for a night in a hotel. A lot of money will fly away and the result is never guaranteed. Either he’ll fuck off on the way, or he’ll get completely drunk.

I think that if it’s quick, you should look, maybe even on this forum for some girls who are engaged in earning extra money in their free time as receptionists at their rented apartment for regular clients. If you find someone, call, agree on the price and conditions and go.

But this is also not for everyone. You may not like it because you will end up with some girl who will just wait for it all to end and you may not like all this. It’s better, of course, to take a better photo of yourself and register on a dating site and chat with some married woman. And negotiate with her about sex. It’s better with a married woman, I think. I think everything will be simpler - if she likes you during the meeting, then you’ll come to an agreement.

If she is married, this does not mean that she will not take you to her home. The husband may be on a long business trip, on shift at work in another city, or a truck driver. Well, in general, in every sense, it’s easier for her to bring you home to her.
Well, if everything goes well, then you’ll have magical sex. Because such a woman needs sex from you and not something else.

Just in case, don’t take anything valuable with you, leave documents, cards at home, take just a certain amount of money and When you meet, be sure to buy some kind of drink and have some kind of snack to go with it. Decide in advance what exactly to buy. This will increase the chances of a positive decision on her part during the preliminary meeting.
Good luck to you!

[A meow]

I want to fuck, damn!!! What do you do when you really want sex?

So? I want it too, it’s been almost a month since I’ve had normal sex! In the meantime, I haven’t found a partner, a vibrator if so... I bought a falik, but I’m too lazy. So, cuddle with a cat and a pillow!

[padshiy]

And where are you lovely?

Sent after 5 minutes 52 seconds:
Meow, answer me, I’m waiting

[Beluga]

So, hugging a cat and a pillow!

I’m worried about the cat and the pillow

[A meow]

I’m worried about the cat and the pillow

Why so? The cat always sleeps with me when I have no one. We share loneliness...

[Beluga]

I’m worried about the cat and the pillow

Why so? The cat always sleeps with me when I have no one. We share loneliness...

I worry about her honor and dignity, and in general you will turn around in your sleep and crush her

[A meow]

I’m worried about her honor and dignity, and in general you’ll turn around in your sleep and crush her

Aren’t you tired of writing nonsense? She knows how to sleep properly!

[Beluga]

Aren’t you tired of writing nonsense?

I’ll get tired of it, I’ll leave the forum, not yet

[A meow]

Aren’t you tired of writing nonsense?

I’ll get tired of it, I’ll leave the forum for now

I thought so. And I know why you do this. Let’s just not discuss nonsense on topic? Yesterday half the forum was in a row over this!

[Beluga]

Let’s just not discuss nonsense on the topic?

come on, this way I’ll become a reader here, then everyone bans one or the other : zabanili:

[A meow]

Belukha, well, write about "Urgent sex "Then we’ll discuss it!

[Ogest]

A quick masturbation always helps.

[A meow]

A quick masturbation always helps.

Masturbation doesn’t count! I’m still looking... But I haven’t found anyone yet...

[Ogest]

Masturbation does not count! I’m still looking... But I haven’t found anyone yet...

It always seemed to me that it was easy for a woman to find sex.

[A meow]

It always seemed to me that it’s easy for a woman to find sex.

If with just anyone, then yes. But it’s not for me. Normal free men are rare!

[Ogest]

Normal free men

What exactly are these? What qualities do they have?

[Serg_A]

I want to fuck, damn!!! What do you do when you really want sex?

You can find a prostitute

[A meow]

Normal free men

What exactly are these? What qualities do they have?

Must be decent, accomplished in everything, in the sense of having no wind in the head, physically strong. Well, in bed you have to be a man! You can’t write about this briefly.

[Serg_A]

Normal free men are rare!

Exactly true!)))
I never tire of repeating this, no one believes...

[Ogest]

Must be decent, successful in everything, in the sense of having no wind in your head, physically strong. Well, in bed you have to be a man! You can’t write about this briefly.

And there are very few of them?

[A meow]

And there are very few of them?

What, no??? Normal men have been busy for a long time, only those who are divorced or mediocre in everything remain, I don’t count these at all. And here’s a question for divorced people: why did you get divorced? But here it’s very...rarely a normal answer! Another type is those who are opponents of the family, who just want to have sex without obligation. This is an option as a lover, but you must be very... good at sex!

[Serg_A]

Normal free men

What exactly are these? What qualities do they have?

Must be decent, accomplished in everything, in the sense of having no wind in the head, physically strong. Well, in bed you have to be a man! You can’t write about this briefly.

nWell, here, in this topic, we mean urgent sex, and you make such demands on your partner as if it’s for life.

[Ogest]

What, no??? Normal men have been busy for a long time, only those who are divorced or mediocre in everything remain, I don’t count these at all. And here’s a question for divorced people: why did you get divorced? But here it’s very...rarely a normal answer! Another type is those who are opponents of the family, who just want to have sex without obligation. This is an option as a lover, but you must be very... good at sex!

Something is complicated. It’s really easier to find a vibrator.

[A meow]

Well, here, in this topic we mean urgent sex, and you make such demands on your partner as if it’s for life.

They asked - I answered. And a little more detail - a little higher, as for lovers without obligations. I had one like this for a long time. Good at sex, but otherwise... Raise him like a child.

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Something is complicated. It’s really easier to find a vibrator.

But a vibrator and other toys are no longer sex. So, take the excitement off...

[Serg_A]

. And a little more detail - a little higher, as for lovers without obligations. I had one like this for a long time. Good at sex, but otherwise... Raise him like a child

Well, great. Why bother raising him? On the contrary, you don’t let him into your soul, and he doesn’t get into yours. And everything is great. You only meet for sex.)))

[A meow]

Well, great. Why bother raising him? On the contrary, you don’t let him into your soul, and he doesn’t get into yours. And everything is great. You only meet for sex.)))

DID you meet! Kind, sympathetic, helped in any way he could. He’s great at sex, but he’s a fool and didn’t know how to earn a decent living! I started another stupid thing a month ago. Because of this, I broke up with him and said it was forever.

[Serg_A]

Well, great. Why bother raising him? On the contrary, you don’t let him into your soul, and he doesn’t get into yours. And everything is great. You only meet for sex.)))

DID you meet! Kind, sympathetic, helped in any way he could. He’s great at sex, but he’s a fool and didn’t know how to earn a decent living! I started another stupid thing a month ago. Because of this, I broke up with him and said it was forever.

Because you looked at him as a future life partner. Well, you would date him, and at that time you would look for the one you need. I would have found it, and then I would have parted with my lover.

[Serg_A]

I started another stupid thing a month ago

And I remembered, he was under contract. Well, that’s a completely different matter. Did you try to hold him?

[Hair shirt]

MEET! Kind, sympathetic, helped in any way he could. He’s great at sex, but he’s a fool and didn’t know how to earn a decent living!

Most men, for the most part, do not like mercantile women. No matter how beautiful and big-assed they are.

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he went under the contract. Well, that’s a completely different matter. I tried to hold him

Meow, were you afraid that if he came back with a broken back leg, you’d have to wipe his ass for the rest of his life?

[Niko20]

So? I want it too, it’s been almost a month since I’ve had normal sex! In the meantime, I haven’t found a partner, a vibrator if so... I bought a falik, but I’m too lazy.

Hello.. I want to cum with me in a video chat together .. I have a 20 cm penis.. You won’t regret

[niqk]

I have a 20 cm penis.. You won’t regret it

Judging by the avatar, you won’t be able to regret it...

[A meow]

Because you looked at him as a future life partner. Well, you would date him, and at that time you would look for the one you need. I would have found it, and then I would have parted with my lover.

That’s exactly what happened, I wrote about it somewhere here. We had an "open" relationship, and he knew that I had a potential groom. But it turned out that I had to end it with him, and with the groom too... I also wrote about this. Read...

[niqk]

Meow, hmm... There are troubles in life. But you have to be lucky!!!

[Tapkin]

Couldn’t have said it better !)))

[A meow]

And I remembered, he was under contract. Well, that’s a completely different matter. Did you try to hold him?

Yeah. I would have tried, but he came to me with the news that he had already signed, was leaving soon and wanted to surprise me with this. Fool!

Are you afraid that if he comes back with a broken back leg, you’ll have to wipe his ass for the rest of his life?

No. Who is he to me? If I had a husband, I wouldn’t let her in by ANY means. Yes, I’m not saying “patriotically”, someone will have to go there, but I don’t want my loved ones. And this one decided to do THIS, and got the answer: I don’t need THAT kind of money and SUCH quirks and so on. If he had wised up in his time, there would have been a normal family. Of course, I’ll worry about the fool, but... I’m not going to be the Decembrist’s wife because of his stupidity.

[Hair shirt]

Yeah. I would have tried, but he came to me with the news that he had already signed, was leaving soon and wanted to surprise me with this. Fool!

This is typical for men. Doing stupid things that are devoid of logic and practicality. If you look closely at any inventions or any other progressive things, it will turn out that something was invented, discovered and invented by men at all times. And basically, these discoveries and inventions of theirs were the height of impracticality and, from the point of view of a practical woman, simply the most ordinary stupidity and a waste of time.

Whoever you take. Yes, at least Lomonosov, for example. What we know from his biography is generally a series of completely stupid actions. Without any prospects, not knowing what awaited him, he ran away from home for no apparent reason. Despite the fact that he was wealthy, his rich father, the head of the artel, wanted to transfer his business to him. And he fucked off to some unknown place, no clear why, into the winter taiga, to the city. And there, instead of getting somewhere, he almost ended up on the rack and caught the eye of his superiors with his quirks. His lies were revealed that he was not the priest’s son. At that time, this was a crime. Almost like forgery of documents. And if he were unlucky, he would simply be a convict and a church serf.

Again, when he was sent to the Germans to study. He got married there and had to stay and live there, and compared to his cold village, where he came from, this non-human being is simply paradise. But no, for some reason he left his family and hung around in some unknown place in Europe, ending up as a soldier. He barely escaped and then for some reason returned to Russia. Again, without any prospects and in a very dangerous, troubled time of palace coups, when they were looking for spies throughout the country and could easily go anywhere in Siberia.

Well, and so on and so on. And there are many such examples with other people. That’s why men have such a plan - to do illogical and impractical things. Some people are unlucky, but for others it’s the opposite - a social lift. Ten years will pass and you will see your former mayor of some federal center on TV. Or a federal minister. Or an assistant to the President.
Easy!

And all because I didn’t hold on to your skirt, I decided to change something in my life. And there you look, the current caught you and floated out somewhere there. You’re not at a loss, and you look like you’re already somewhere in business.
And you would have been sitting there, chewing snot...

[A meow]

hair shirt, yes... That’s all true. Only Lomonosov was not guided by stupid spontaneous “ideas,” he had a goal: to engage in science and study. And his perseverance and achievements are worthy of respect, especially since the country’s main university bears his name! And if he was lucky, or he achieved everything himself - this is for the envious people who have done NOTHING, only learned to humiliate others...
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hmm... There are troubles in life. But you have to be lucky!!!

And we all live hoping for the best... Isn’t that so? There are very few people who like everything...

[Hair shirt]

The hair shirt, yes... That’s all true. Only Lomonosov was not guided by stupid spontaneous “ideas,” he had a goal: to engage in science and study. And his perseverance and achievements are worthy of respect, especially since the country’s main university bears his name! And he was lucky, or he achieved everything himself - this is for the envious people who did NOTHING, only learned to humiliate others...

He knew nothing and I couldn’t know about any university. Everything he did was completely impractical and initially doomed to failure. A woman would never do anything like that. He left home at night and, in the cold and snowstorm, walked fifty kilometers through the taiga alone to the nearest dwelling. They didn’t even send anyone to catch up with him because it was pure madness to go and save him, to just go somewhere in such weather.

And what the hell is science in those days! There was nothing at all. All that anyone knew was everything in the church. Even federal officials learned to read, write and count in church schools. Nobody knew almost anything about physics and arithmetic. Only a few knew something about fractions and square roots. And even then they did not see any real application for all this. And he never had any prospects at all.

And this is now understood by everyone who was at least a little interested in his biography. That’s why there are rumors that Lomonosov is supposedly the bastard of Peter the Great. People somewhere dug up some records that Lomonosov’s dad somehow caught the eye of Peter when he was in those parts. And that they say there was such a decree from Peter where he ordered the future father of Lomonosov to marry some woman. Which Peter himself fucked. This woman got pregnant and she was immediately married to some guy who didn’t seem to be a serf, but was a fisherman-sailor. They gave this guy money to rise up - to create a farm, build a mine, hire people for an artel.

The woman seemed to have died during childbirth, but maybe they helped. History is silent. But then a son was born. That’s why he was big and strong. In Petra. But Lomonosov really differed from his relatives in both height and health. He was very tall, a head taller than everyone else, and very healthy. And then the most interesting thing is that the people in the surrounding area knew about Lomonosov, whose son he really was. Well, the local governor there (or whatever he was called then), there are all sorts of church leaders there. And it seems that Lomonosov himself knew this.

Well, like the fact that at that time he was a major and allowed himself anything. And it seemed like everyone turned a blind eye to his quirks and allowed him to do things that simply wouldn’t be allowed to an ordinary guy. Well, something like that - let him twitch / he can’t be imprisoned or repressed in any way - the king’s son. Well, if it’s true that he succeeds, they won’t interfere.

And so it happened - in the end, tired of his quirks, the local people got rid of him and sent him to Moscow. Like, let them hang out with him in Moscow and clean up all this crap that he stirs up there. And they also say that Catherine the Second, who allowed him (Lomonosov) a lot, also knew that he was Peter’s son. And it seemed like there was a command not to touch him and not to create obstacles.
So he was hanging out. Cho wanted to do what he did. And no one bothered him much.

An ordinary man in his place would simply be devoured by everyone. Yes, no one would sit next to him in the same field to take a shit. It’s not like seating him at the same table with counts and princes. And even more so, allow him to decide something at the Federal Academy of Sciences. By the way, which he was never given to lead, no matter what.

[Beluga]

- Doctor, doctor, call the nurse, the patient needs urgent sex!

[A meow]

He knew nothing and could not know about any university.

Exactly! He believed in it, and went without knowing where... But his persistence and efforts led to what happened in the end... He just wanted to learn not from the local priest, but... Of course, he I didn’t dream of becoming a scientist, and I didn’t know that the main university would be named after him. This is what we rely on...

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Beluga, we need it... but until then, we’ll have to philosophize here...

[Hair shirt]

Exactly! He believed in it, and went without knowing where... But his persistence and efforts led to what happened in the end... He just wanted to learn not from the local priest, but... Of course, he I didn’t dream of becoming a scientist, and I didn’t know that the main university would be named after him. This is how we rely...

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Belukha, we need it... but for now, we’ll have to philosophize here...

Well, what the hell is persistence. What are you speaking about!? Persistence is when you see a goal and when you just need to build yourself up, and like perseverance and work will reward you and you, having gone through some career steps, will reach where you are going. But you see the result you are striving for. This is the boss’s office, his secretary, his driver, his car, his salary.
And from a woman’s point of view it is practical, there is a very high probability of success and it is worth it.

Here What are the chances of your ex who signed the contract becoming Secretary of Defense? From your point of view, none.
But you might think differently. After all, the current Minister of Defense has no military education and is not a military man at all.
So does the former have a chance to become Minister of Defense or not!?

So Lomonosov does not have these chances at all there were none. Judging by everyone, he had nothing but crazy ambition. And there were no goals. That’s why people suspect that he simply knew that he was a major, a royal bastard, and that if they didn’t kick him too hard, he’d get away with everything. And he simply did some things that, from a general point of view, were not only impractical, but moreover very dangerous and unreasonable. Well, something like the action of your ex.

I was interested in those times of Peter the Great. There in the country, science and education were completely fucked up. Simply put, there was simply no education and no science in nature. Almost no one could read or write. If we compare, the situation with literacy was approximately the same as now with knowledge of the English language in our country.

You can show off as much as you like, but at the moment only a few can speak English well and write without errors. Almost no one can hear English spoken. That is, if someone nearby speaks English, then take the first hundred people you come across and with a very high probability no one out of this hundred will be able to hear fluent English speech.

That’s about the same thing. at that time with literacy. That is, only a few could read, write and count.

[A meow]

Sackcloth, lecture again. So I’m right. and I don’t give a damn about the sap that is the Minister of Defense. And in general on everyone THERE. I live here and now, and believe me, neither your nor my opinion THERE will ever change anything. I know this for DEFINITELY, that my ex-husband was an official and EdRos rolled into one. At first, everything was OK! To live with the last brute, who doesn’t give a damn about anyone, as long as the ASS sits firmly in the chair...
I can’t talk about it... It’s more pleasant to eat a rotten egg than to talk about politicians... Moreover, this is - NIZZYYY!
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I understand you. Let’s end this here, this is off topic!

[Hair shirt]

The hair shirt, another lecture. So, I’m right.

The owners of this resource will be amused if they even read anything here - since sometimes you don’t even have to lie to anyone. The people will figure everything out for themselves!
But I am still not the owner of this resource and not its moderator.

And I don’t understand why you decided this at all. I didn’t seem to give any reasons.
Or maybe it’s just that this feminine practicality is to blame for everything again? Like an ordinary person, not an owner or an administrator, will not spend so much time on this resource and write so much on it - it’s impractical!
This is exactly what I think is the main difference between a woman and a man. Not that they have different genitals.

[A meow]

OK OK. I didn’t decide anything. I just read this idea here and liked it. And so, it’s normal when a simple user explains how to create a forum, etc. Isn’t it? All. I won’t answer this topic anymore.

[Death to Whores)))26]

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[Hair shirt]

Okay, okay. I didn’t decide anything. I just read this idea here and liked it. And so, it’s normal when a simple user explains how to create a forum, etc. Isn’t it? All. I won’t answer this topic anymore.

Somewhere I’ve already seen something like this. I mean the writing style. Marinka, is that you?
Is this your next account? Are you tired of these rattles yet?

[Vert12]

There are always a couple of trouble-free options in contacts