Sperm flight distance

Unread post by **urn** » 19 Oct 2023, 10:25

Don’t say I’m a bureaucrat, but it got really interesting. What is the average flight distance of sperm in free space? I took some measurements myself, but I don’t have enough data to draw averages. Can you share who shoots how far in cm?

Unread post by **slavik.meshalkin** » 19 Oct 2023, 10:28

urran: 19 Oct 2023, 10:25 Don’t say that I’m a bureaucrat, but it became really interesting. What is the average flight distance of sperm in free space? I took some measurements myself, but I don’t have enough data to draw averages. Can you share who shoots how far in cm?

I read stories one cummed into the ceiling the other almost cummed a glass at once

Unread post by **niqk** » 19 Oct 2023, 11:09

Yes, no less than 5 meters! (Why stand on ceremony!!!) :shamp:

Unread post by **Truwor** » 19 Oct 2023, 13:45

I sometimes have it in the ceiling (2, 70), sometimes across the entire room, on the opposite wall, (5, 20). Our older friend is jealous of my youth. But he had a fountain of sperm, when he did not cum in his wife, it somehow lasted 5-6 seconds, a hundred gram glass for sure.

Unread post by **Greek10** » 19 Oct 2023, 13:55

From the Guinness Book
Hamburg resident Horst Schulz set a record for these indicators. He “shot” the seed 5 meters 71 centimeters in length and 3 meters 76 centimeters in height.
It is noted that at the time the record was recorded, the ejection speed was 69 km/h. There are no descriptions of how Schultz trained.
The publication writes that the average man ejaculates more modestly: about 20 centimeters, and the speed of sperm at the very beginning is 45 km/h.

Unread post by **Alex Bars** » 26 Oct 2023, 06:45

Cool topic, sometimes you can, and on average you try to cum if on your partner, then it’s up to half a meter maximum, so as not to scatter, but if you decide to check the range, then it’s better to try at the moment when the testicles are already empty and too liquid sperm is collected, here you can watch porn for a long time, but you won’t cum; in the end, the discharge of sperm will be abundant, the sperm will be light and you will shoot far.

27 Oct 2023, 03:06

I never wondered what kind of crap just comes to mind

I’ll try to knock down a sparrow through the window one of these days

Unread post by **Sorcerer** » 27 Oct 2023, 04:11

I somehow drowned a fly in sperm. I floundered, floundered and did not flounder)))

29 Oct 2023, 22:13

Markul: 27 Oct 2023, 03:06 I never wondered what kind of crap just comes to mind
n
One of these days I’ll try to knock down a sparrow through the window

I report: from the balcony I shot down a crow flying on the other side of the street. Is this normal or need to change something?

Unread post by **Sorcerer** » 29 Oct 2023, 22:17

Markul: 29 Oct 2023, 22:13 need to change something?

go duck hunting)

29 Oct 2023, 22:25

Sorcerer, Markul, flayers

How is this even possible?.. I feel sorry for the bird

29 Oct 2023, 22:45

◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊: 29 Oct 2023, 22:25 Sorcerer, Markul, flayers
How is this even possible?.. I feel sorry for the bird :cry:

The bird is alive, has galloped away, but seems to be swearing like a human.

nOkay, next time I’ll shoot down the traffic police drone.

Unread post by **Sorcerer** » 29 Oct 2023, 22:51

Markul: 29 Oct 2023, 22:45 Okay, next time I’ll shoot down a traffic police drone.

we need to train to shoot down a satellite)

29 Oct 2023, 22:54

Sorcerer: 29 Oct 2023, 22:51
Markul: 29 Oct 2023, 22:45 Okay, next time I’ll shoot down a traffic police drone.
we need to train to shoot down a satellite)

How do you like this, Elon Musk?

Unread post by **Alex would** » 16 Dec 2023, 22:03

urran,

urran: 19 Oct 2023, 10:25 What is the average flight distance of sperm in free space?

I didn’t measure it with a ruler, but in my youth I ended up cumming while lying on my face. Now it only reaches the navel, occasionally to the chest.

Unread post by **alexey.bro** » 16 Dec 2023, 22:07

When I have an orgasm with my wife, being in the missionary position, sometimes they get on the neck and face, taking into account my wife’s height of 178, minus the legs, and considering the length of my penis, I think about a meter sometimes shoots

Unread post by **evgen001** » 16 Dec 2023, 22:27

I fucked my wife doggy style, when I pulled it out and started cumming, it hit my head. Then she complained that all her hair was stuck together.

Unread post by **March** » 17 Dec 2023, 00:53

I didn’t measure it, but when you jerk off lying on your back, it’s annoying if it gets on your face.

Unread post by **evgen001** » 17 Dec 2023, 00:57

March, you shoot well :shamp:

Unread post by **March** » 17 Dec 2023, 00:59

evgen001: 17 Dec 2023, 00:57 March, you shoot well :shamp:

Hmm... I should try to measure... When you jerk off in front of the bathroom, it reaches the opposite wall. But this, of course, takes into account the "shot height".

Unread post by **evgen001** » 17 Dec 2023, 01:03

March, when I was young, I wanted to try to get into my mouth but it always didn’t reach

Unread post by **March** » 17 Dec 2023, 01:06

evgen001: 17 Dec 2023, 01:03 March, when I was young I wanted to I tried to get it in my mouth but it always didn’t reach

No, well, here we are not talking about accuracy but about range, as far as I understand .
I was never particularly accurate. I didn’t shoot accurately.

Unread post by **Venus** » 17 Dec 2023, 01:21

))) Ahah, I would look at competitions in sperm shooting range and probably at shooting accuracy competitions))) I could be a target if necessary))))

Unread post by **Stopkin** » 17 Dec 2023, 01:47

Strecoza, I think it’s a very cool target