Have you ever farted at the wrong time?

[weak intestine]

I farted twice in front of my colleagues, once it was after surgery, so it’s natural

[Xenophon]

There is no wrong moment for such a glorious and uplifting action!
As long as I live, I fart!

[Eustace]

I farted twice in front of my colleagues, once it was after surgery, so it’s natural

Fuck! I don’t believe about twice! There’s a draft in there! He opened his mouth and shot! Or what do you count as two times!?

[rim11]

Sometimes you sit at a meeting... But I have meetings - everything is not “on point”. I have such monsters - laugh! Everyone went through the Soviet school, and they will turn any white person black, and vice versa - it seems that you are right in everything - but it turns out that you yourself are to blame for everything, and it’s not you, but you who owe it.
Well, pauses sometimes arise... dead ones. There will be a dead pause when you realize that they won’t give you money, and in order to give it you have to pay more, and no one will pay off your loan for 100 lyams in the next month... Something like this... And in such a pause you hear a muttering sound. You get distracted, look around - some are already smiling, some, like you, fool, want to see something. And you understand that the person didn’t do it on purpose, that it’s bacteria and all that, but you look at the smiles and think - it would be better if he farted.

[weak intestine]

I don’t believe about twice! There’s a draft in there! He opened his mouth and shot! Or, what do you count as two times!?

I’m generally very cultured, I just have a weak intestine. But I don’t understand at all why this is not cultural, no one can explain it

[Samara]

The most inappropriate moment like this in my life was in the gym, the next set of bench press exercises, I lowered the weight and didn’t voluntarily kick, damn... but it’s not like getting up, you stink... but in front the whole approach is 12 repetitions, you can’t breathe, bring 250 kg from above that you need to press

[Juravl]

Yes, I fell asleep on the subway in the morning at about 11 o’clock, I was on my way to work, the car was almost empty, two girls were sitting next to me. And I, from a hangover, passed out for a minute, into a dream.
I wake up from the fact that I fart silently - but the gas coming out was very dense. And this is me, in a dream, practically! Those. started farting and woke up
The girl next to me after a couple of seconds said:
"Very beautiful!!!!" and both got up and went to another part of the car.

Fucked up, I’m still ashamed.
Although it wasn’t my fault.
It started in a dream