A funny story with a tragic end from FB

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"The strap-on was just a sight for sore eyes! Soft pink in color, with a comfortable handle, quite flexible, and at the same time the necessary hardness. Katerina accepted it, shyly blushing, but in her eyes Alexey saw that he had pleased with such an unusual gift. Alexey and Katya lived together for the third year, in no hurry to tie the knot of legal marriage. Why, they thought, because we already love each other very much.

At the beginning of the year, Alexei’s career took off - From ordinary legal advisers, he managed to become the head of the legal department. The family’s well-being improved, but, unfortunately, the amount of free time that Alexey could spend with his beloved Katyusha decreased. Courts, shareholder meetings, negotiations, business trips... Alexey often had to leave for work. city ​​and leave his beloved alone. Then the idea came to him to give this gift.

Soon the vibrator became a necessary item in family life, Katya’s lover, for whom Alexey did not feel any jealousy. He knew that he could always rely on the miraculous device and believed in the strap-on more than in his best friend. Because even a friend cannot be trusted with some things when you yourself, for example, are tired, have had too much to drink, or are secretly treating gonorrhea brought back from a business trip, and refuse sex with your wife, citing a headache. However, even under such circumstances, Alexey rarely denied himself the pleasure of watching Katerina play with the new member of their small family. Sometimes Katenka’s erotic fun turned Alexey on so much that he forgot that he was tired and joined this strange couple to “have a threesome,” as Katya joked. And she affectionately called the vibrator her son.

The only inconvenience in handling her unpretentious son was the need to frequently change the batteries. But the thrifty and thrifty Alexei easily dealt with it, having personally made changes to the design that made it possible to operate the strap-on from the network, providing it with a long wire. Now the young people spent their nights to the steady buzz of a strap-on, put into sleep mode and lying under Katerina’s side.

At the end of December, at about two o’clock in the morning, Alexey returned from a corporate party in a heavy intoxication. Katerina, who was also celebrating the New Year at her work that day, was fast asleep. Suddenly Alexey remembered a children’s story that if you pour water from one glass to another under a sleeping person’s ear, he will certainly wet the bed. There was a mineral water bottle by the bed in case of a dry night, so Alexey immediately began experiments, so that later he could have a good laugh with his beloved over the funny incident.

After 15 minutes of transfusions, Alexey realized that the experiment had failed, and the method he had tried to force a person to wet himself was the same fiction as the “red film”, when photographed with which clothed people supposedly turn out naked. However, Alexei still wanted to play a prank, and what he had drunk during the evening was asking to be taken out. He decided to urinate on Katya and tell her that the children’s fairy tales turned out to be true. Alexey pulled the blanket off the girl, exposed his penis, and a tight stream of brown, intoxicated urine watered the bed, as well as the buttocks, legs and other parts of the sleeping Katerina’s body. There was a strange click, the girl muttered something in her sleep, moved restlessly, suddenly shuddered very sharply, arched her whole body and fell silent. There was a smell of burnt rubber, but that was not the most unexpected thing. What struck Alexei most was the silence that followed. Neither Katerina’s breathing nor the usual buzzing of the strap-on could be heard. Not believing the terrible guess, Alexey turned Katya over and saw what he was so afraid of - an ominous wire leading to the outlet, and a strap-on, which gave his beloved many pleasant minutes and one moment of a fatal short circuit."
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