History 13/1

[Pierro]

A patient with an unusual injury was admitted to a private clinic on May 13. Dmitry (that was the man’s name) told the doctors that the day before he had been drinking a lot with his new comrades somewhere in Korolev. During the height of the fun, the man noticed a yard dog. After that, Dmitry began to tease her. Dmitry could not answer why he did this: according to him, he was drunk and remembers little. However, he remembered the moment of the attack.

Emergency personnel were called to the scene. Doctors provided first aid to the victim and tried to hospitalize him, but he categorically refused: Dmitry decided to go to a paid clinic.

There doctors diagnosed him with “traumatic amputation of the head of the penis.” Doctors managed to reattach the genital organ that was practically bitten off by the dog, however, it is unknown whether the man’s reproductive functions will be preserved.

[Bully Carrie]

Thank you, of course, for reposting the news. This topic was created for reposting a news feed or are you suggesting discussing what kind of people are morons?

[Alice]

Did you bite through your clothes?

[Pierro]

or

just a joke..
not always.. "on target"..

Sent after 2 minutes 35 seconds:
Alenka,
it also says: "Dmitry began to tease her"
Do you think the police report could have written:
"having unbuttoned my fly, I slapped him in the face with my dick"???)

[Venus]

"unzipping my fly, I slapped him in the face with my dick

The amputation is not complete. The bite could well have been through the clothes, otherwise the head They would have to look for the penis, and if they didn’t find it, there would be nothing to sew on. It’s a pity for the man, but you need to drink less, and it’s better not to drink alcohol at all.

[Alice]

Pierro, that’s it...the details are not specified.

[Pierro]

Alenka,
shh! we tiptoe out..
The dragonfly again..plays doctor..)

[Alice]

Pierro,

[Venus]

Pierro, ))) Ahaha. Are you tired of trolling Oksanka and switched to me? Trust me, you will get bored quickly. You and I have the same level, and you won’t be interested in playing in a draw. Well, maybe you’ll get likes from those who are friends with me. Well, likes are such a pleasure... especially from these characters.

[Wool]

This, why is the title of the topic exactly like Natashino?

[Pierro]

especially from these characters

who are your...friends?
these...are no good..

Sent after 33 seconds:
Bolbol,
well, I have stupid jokes... it happens. .

[Venus]

Bolbol, This is to attract attention, otherwise people stopped reacting to him. So he stole someone else’s topic title.

[Bully Carrie]

Here’s another news for you. Also from the series "moron people"
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[Venus]

Here’s another piece of news for you. Also from the series "moron people"
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Жесть

[Bully Carrie]

Here’s another news for you. Also from the series "moron people"
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Жесть

Не то слово! Причём их реально много сейчас, я и сама их вижу периодически. Сколько ещё нужно членов прожечь и откусить, чтобы они в разум пришли.....