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Last summer there were guests in the village for a month; we didn’t have to go anywhere due to the pandemic. Relatives in the village keep chickens.. One day I witnessed a certain sex scene. When I went out into the yard in the morning, I saw that all the chickens were happily pecking at something in the feeder. Nearby, a cat was basking in the sun, looking towards the chickens. Having had their fill, the chickens scattered in different directions. And then the cat decided to go to the feeder. It must be said that the chickens are large, broiler, meat. And the corresponding rooster is an eagle. So, the cat approached the feeder, and meanwhile the rooster was sitting on the perch. Seeing the impudent woman, he flew from the perch straight at her, grabbing her by the scruff of the neck and covering her with a roll. In vain the cat escaped, tail between its legs, the rooster furiously worked with his tool. The cat still didn’t give in. Finally the cock drove into her.! I heard the wild squeal of a cat. That’s all. Meanwhile, the rooster was furiously working her hole and came several times. Having enjoyed himself, the pet got off her, crowing proudly. And the cat began to lick its wound under its tail.
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:ROFL: learn zoology
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Well, why all this nonsense? and why laugh? maybe the rooster has a penis of 20 centimeters, so it’s a completely true story))))
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I wonder what he drove into her, if the roosters have no trace of any penis. Okay... It was still a fun read. :smile001:
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Sergey Bi: 05 Oct 2021, 13:47
Tanushka: 05 Oct 2021, 12:38 I wonder what he drove into her, if roosters don’t have any trace of a penis. Okay... It was still a fun read. :smile001:
hello my sweetie, why not, where did he go? The rooster also has a penis, he fries chickens with it, the Internet can help :clever: :read:
Serezhenka, why do I need the Internet? I’ve lived in the village all my life and I know what I’m saying. And, as you say, he fries chickens with his ass against the chicken’s ass. That’s all their fucking.... :smile340:
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So-so story(((
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Sergey Bi: 05 Oct 2021, 13:57 Tanushka , something like this :cat1:
That enlightened me, but I didn’t know, hee hee, I’ve never seen anything like this, probably Some of us roosters are not rooster-like, but oh well. :smile001:
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Sergey Bi: 05 Oct 2021, 18:18
Tanushka: 05 Oct 2021, 14:38
Sergey Bi: 05 Oct 2021, 13:57 Tanushka, something like this :cat1:
So I enlightened, and I I didn’t know, hee hee, I’ve never seen anything like this, probably our roosters are not cock-like, but oh well. :smile001:
live and learn :cat1:
Okay, I’m listening.... Mentor :smile340:
So I’m learning.... Everything from you. :daypyat:
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Sergey Bi: 05 Oct 2021, 13:57 Tanushka , something like this :cat1:
And how can you now choose a chicken and not a rooster in the store? :daypyat:
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Evgenii-SPb: 06 Oct 2021, 11:47
Sergey Bi: 05 Oct 2021, 13:57 Tanushka, something like this :cat1:
And now how to choose chicken in the store, and not a rooster? :daypyat:
How can you tell a girl’s butt from a man’s butt? :smile001:
So here. I won’t say anything, there are masters, don’t interfere.
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Tanushka: 06 Oct 2021, 11:57
Evgenii-SPb: 06 Oct 2021, 11:47
Sergey Bi: 05 Oct 2021, 13:57 Tanushka, something like this :cat1:
And now how to choose in the store a chicken, not a rooster? :daypyat:
How can you tell a girl’s butt from a man’s butt? :smile001:
So here. I won’t say anything, there are masters, don’t interfere.
I’m definitely not an expert on poultry))).
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Evgenii-SPb: 06 Oct 2021, 12:03
Tanushka: 06 Oct 2021, 11:57
Evgenii-SPb: 06 Oct 2021, 11:47 And how can you now choose a chicken and not a rooster in the store? :daypyat:
How can you tell a girl’s butt from a man’s butt? :smile001:
So here. I won’t say anything, there are masters, don’t interfere.
I’m definitely not an expert on poultry))).
You... Yes! And apparently me too... :obmorok:
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I’ve been laughing like this for a long time)
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Well fucked up. Are there really so many people who didn’t even go to school? :please: You shouldn’t know that birds have only one hole, called a cloaca. And she and the anus and the ureter and the genital organ *x)
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Yes, my friend, you obviously haven’t been to the village...
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6996: 21 Oct 2021, 22:31 Well, that’s bad. Are there really so many people who didn’t even go to school? :please: You shouldn’t know that birds have only one hole, called a cloaca. And she and the anus and ureter and genital organ *x)
This, apparently, is another victim of the Unified State Exam... *x)
Yes, and obviously, the author of this opus not only has not been to the village, but has never seen roosters trample chickens)) hmm... "was working out a hole. ." )
He’s got some business with the chicken - a couple of seconds :cat1:
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Self-tapping screw,
What about the elephant didn’t cover the mare in this dream? This will be the second episode of this fairy tale for adults)))
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For some reason I immediately remembered the saying about the toad and the viper :smile001:
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