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Yarr
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 Not about sex

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guys, let me write some poetry. poems....sometimes completely bad.
for starters, a quatrain, this is me when I got divorced, rented apartment, I’m 25, no tower, girls loved me))
" I’ll cook chicken soup
I will cut carrots
I fucked up my long dick
this fucking love".

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from youth, 20 "checker-swinging" years.
" the dead man knocks on your door at night
your heart has begun to beat terribly now
locks and constipations do not matter to him
your body will die from his ax.
doomed to torment your soul forever
will languish like in a prison zone
there will be no peace for it in heaven and earth
so sell your soul
to the devil - to me.
nso sell your soul
sell it to me quickly
become immortal and kill your neighbor
cut out his heart and suck the blood
take off your sin and give it to him.
let him languish at the Last Judgment
let him suffer forever in hell
but don’t forget one thing forever
you will languish like a hunted prisoner.
heaven will not accept and the earth will not take
your dirty soul like someone’s droppings
and the blood and the ax will remain for you
you will carry out your terror forever. ".

a mixture of crunchiness (Christianity and youthful maximalism))))) well, as it is
NitroJ
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guys, let me write some poetry too...
For starters, a quatrain, this is when I didn’t do shit, 25 no, there’s no bathhouse, I didn’t hit anyone’s dick...
I’ll only eat crunchies,
I’ll eat butter.
Mom fucked me up,
Don’t knock on the door...
Kayfolov
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I’ll cook dumplings
I’ll cut sausage
If the neighbors give a fuck
I’ll piss on their doors
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Andron141
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Do you really consider yourself a poet? *x)
Lada R
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Andron141: 11 Oct 2023, 08:11 Do you really consider yourself poets? *x)
Whoever knows more than one rhyme for a word is a star
He will always be considered a poet!
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