Brothel Lada

Funny stories and pictures related to intergender relationships
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 Brothel Lada

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erotic comic clips, poems

Sent after 15 minutes 33 seconds: phone sex

I called for phone sex
(this is probably familiar to you)
I want to find a girlfriend
what b for sex, go away with her....

A female voice answered immediately -
Hello buddy! Do you want ecstasy?
You are here at the right address
My name is Elena

Notice - the beautiful Elena
you will certainly be pleased...

I answered quite angrily -
I like the name - Perdita
In response there was a strange sound -
as if a butt was being kicked into the phone - "fart"

And then I hear: I am Perdita!
The past maiden is forgotten!
Even though the voice seems to be the same
But here I agreed with the Lady....

The girl continues -
I am so long-legged...
Here I interrupted her instantly -
You don’t need people like that absolutely!

I love that the legs are crooked..
And, what did I hear, guys -
The second leg is what you need it’s certainly crooked
It looks something like horns...
Do you like it that way, huh?

I think I’ve sorted out the legs...
How are your breasts? I was interested
Perdita is a cunning girl
the answer is something you wouldn’t dream of -

The first breast is very large
and very soft, so The second breast fits into a fist
it immediately covers it

The third breast is like that of an African
Do you like foreign women?
nThe fourth breast is inflatable
the size changes... to what size!

Now you can choose
which one you want to take in your hand....

There are also breasts with hair
(what they look like - imagine for yourself)
In short - there is a choice of breasts
decide quickly...

Ah, here we go! -
My darling.. caress me quickly, beloved
Stroke gently in front and behind
Forever I am yours, in bed...

And suddenly some kind of dirty swearing -
My cutlets are burning!
I forgot - with you, infection
turn over before sex, right away
they needed to be done. .. Your call...
Couldn’t you have called later?!

And Perdita’s voice became here
not kind, but very angry
And , in this tone - familiar to me..
not to be distorted even by the telephone..

Suddenly a thought-guess dawned -
neighbor, grandmother Kliptolina
works on the phone...
But, by whom? Nobody knows in the house...

I’m sitting, thinking about this
and inhaling the smell of cutlets....

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ABOUT! And the poets on the forum are sexy! A trifle - but nice! :smile001:
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Oh, what?... Cool!... Yes, and, vitally... I have a friend, she’s about 60. And the voice, just cum under it. Advised on this matter. The bitch, Merina, said a lot...
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Comic erotic scenes from the life of a restaurant

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very beautiful poetry
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role-playing games

a plot written in prose, I take it from the Internet and write a poem about this plot

part 1
Pirate and his hostage
It’s time to show off your bondage skills! Take whatever you can get your hands on – ropes, scarves, belts. Oh yes! Don’t forget about the main pirate joy - rum! While the pirate is imposingly sipping a drink, the beautiful hostage will carry out his commands
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Role-playing game, a game about a pirate
She was offered a fight -to a friend once
My friend agreed and was even happy
I am a captive. Schooner. He is an evil pirate

We bought ropes, flags, a lot of rum
From the movies, what we need is finally familiar to us
And I am looking forward to sex with a pirate entered a role-playing game.. guys

My boyfriend put me in a dark, dirty hold
And the hold was a cellar.. It’s very terrible
There are rats in it.. They didn’t leave the ship
And the cellar is full of simple earth

My boyfriend declared himself a captain
And he started drinking rum it comes straight out of the neck
And then I heard the voice of a neighbor
He also swam up... A conversation ensued

Boy friend - the captain and a neighbor with him as a couple Having seized the rum, they were heating up there
They decided to sell me into slavery for money
They shouted - They don’t need whoredom on the schooner

Then they take me out from the cellar - hold
And with drunken faces they look sullenly

I couldn’t restrain myself, I broke my boyfriend
I either knocked out an eye or gave a bruise
Now he looks more like a pirate -
With an eyepatch and a beaten face

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niqk: 11 Mar 2022, 10:15 Oh! And the poets on the forum are sexy! A trifle - but nice!
I registered on the forum just today

if I settle down here, there is a shortage of comic poems on there will be no erotic themes
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And who will interfere with you? Get accustomed! And write! Or write - and get accustomed! Or get accustomed by writing!.. Or get accustomed - and
write... In short - HELLO! :daypyat:
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niqk: 08 Feb 2023, 06:19 Who will interfere with you? Get accustomed! And write! Or write - and get accustomed! Or get accustomed by writing!.. Or get accustomed - and
write... In short - HELLO!
post a lot of poems on comic erotic topics Here’s what’s stopping me right now -

the rules say that if a newcomer is caught making posts, his account will be deleted
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that’s why I won’t post much right now

I’ll post another plot of erotic games later today (and all of them I have 7 pieces)

besides this, there are already written stripteases in verse and videos of the same stripteases
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in general, for starters, there is something to post
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We’d love to get to know your work! :cat1:
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guys, I receive your letters here, but I can’t answer because I have nat functions there - answer

I’m a newbie

here’s the answer to this question - "Hello. You write poetry well, but do you like to fuck too, Lada?)" (C) - I’ll answer here

I like to write virtual sex in verse with a guy. How it turns out I will post here later

for now just one more verse

Under the hot, scorching, shameless sun
all undressed. .. What should I do?
And covering my naked body with a robe
I went to a friend to .... get to know

Friend Serge... to be a well-known lover
Where can I go from him?
To him I go, and to whom, to be honest
in the heat, should I go.....?

I came - Serge is lying in a cot at home
undressed.. And he started swearing -
Well, how long can I wait for you, girlfriend?
I really want to. ...atsya

And we....sat, the heat has already subsided
And that means it’s time for me to confess
What did the word with dots mean everywhere? -
In the heat, I went to water myself
Also, at the same time, to chat

What did you think, brothers?
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To be honest, we didn’t think anything - we enjoyed the flow of the verbal flow...
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niqk: 08 Feb 2023, 08:42 Honestly, we didn’t think anything

"I’m alone in the blinding light
Where is the viewer mine? It’s not visible at all
But suddenly the silence exploded
with a stream of music and rhythm..

Where, why to whom and how?
nI’m standing in a transparent peignoir..
Undressing myself completely is not a trifle
On stage - like in a drunken stupor..

Now I’m standing in a shirt
and everything below - I expose
I am burning with one desire -
To take off my shirt.. But how? I don’t know

Again - why? who?
All in the sounds of light I just melt
I don’t see in the hall - that
For whom I take off my shirt...

Bra, I’m wearing panties
I simply don’t have any other clothes..
And I’m ready right now completely
to take off these extra items

And the rhythm burns, my soul burns
losing my composure
I undressed all and slowly
I go to the one who has the desire..
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It’s nice, after all, in the hay doggy style
Even more so when with gusto
And in a pose "lotus" good
He entered me deeply..

And how many positions does my dear know!
Any position is not a question
nI won’t let go of my friend here soon
Holding my hand by the "tomatoes"

And from the sky the cries of cranes
You can hear them - Insert it quickly!
I look at the crane wedge
spreading my legs.. and I lie

The minty smell of hay is intoxicating
Fighting a friend on top is not a problem
I lost count of how many times
He fucked me now

And on the side, and on the hands,
and upside down I did "fuck"
Everything was mixed - blowjobs, cunnilingus
Yes, me, at the jumper’s
Sittingly riding on my dear one
The sex in my head is a madhouse

And my dear one - he is so shot,
that even in fucked the ass!
Of course I’m not averse to the ass,
but was saving it for the wedding night

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guys, I read all your letters, but I can’t answer. The function to reply to emails is not working for me yet

probably because I’m a newbie
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Сейчас я в баню,,! Кто со мной
помыться , форумчане ?
ник niqk сказал - Схожу с тобой
И ты не заскучаешь...

Мы с ним в предбаннике пока
До женщин - в нём невежду
я вижу... И, что б разогреть слегка
сняла с себя одежду



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Лиф расстегнуть прошу ЕГО
Он оробел немножко
Но оклемался... ничего
И..... разорвал застёжку

Что б посильней вогнать в конфуз
помочь прошу с трусами
niqk испугался, подлый трус,
сказав - Снимите сами !



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Причём глазами жрёт меня
Лицо побагровело
Тебя раздеть ? - спросила я
и принялась за дело...

Весь красный с головы до пят
Он прошептал - Не надо
Я сам раздеться буду рад
Лишь вы не стойте рядом..

Что бы niqk в себя придти
И прекратить смущенье
Одной пришлось мне перейти
в , где мыться, помещенье

Потом заходит niqk в трусах
весь с белыми губами
Взглянула на трусы... и "Бах"
Их сорвала руками !

Сняла и вижу - такой "Лом"
Как мачта у фрегата !
Мои все мысли об одном -
О чём писать не надо....

С водой холодной сразу таз
Я ставлю рядом с милым
И "Лом" его в таз этот - "Рраз" !
Что б чуть охолонило

Таз и помог совсем чуть-чуть
Вода в нём закипела
Скромняга niqk хватал за грудь
и вообще за тело

А дальше было всё путём -
помывка, секс, парнАя...
И Камасутре с ним вдвоём
учились... Я такая !

Да-а.. с непривычки и со мной..
Но милый мой крепился
А , что поделать, дорогой ?
Сам в баню напросился

niqk весь размяк , без сил лежит
Я "Лом" его, рукою
держу... А он мне говорит
про баню вот такое -

Был изнасилован тобой
развратно-многократно
Но, в баню, что взяла с собой -
Спасибо ! Мне приятно



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Игра ролевая. Такая в ней тема -
Мужик одинокий в лугу косит сено
А я, из кустов, в эротическом зное
Смотрю на него предвкушая такое -

Сейчас мужичок утомится работой
В теньке полежать ему будет охота
Зайдёт он в кусты, ляжет рядом со мною
И платье - долой ! Как приятно.. не скрою

Потом он обнимет меня, поцелует
Рукой, где возможно, везде побалУет
По голому телу пройдётся губами
Сомкнутся кусты и деревья над нами..

Но это мечты.. А на деле - не очень
Во всю комары жрут меня, между прочим
Ещё муравьи.. Нет от них мне покоя
Когда же устанет он ? Что же такое ?

Но вот мужичок, утомлённый работой
К кустам подошёл вот с такою заботой -
"Отлил", пукнул, крякнул довольно со смаком
И после сказал - Ты б ещё встала раком !

Лежишь в муравейнике, глупая дура,
как шлюха.. Не жди, не придёт клиентура
А сено покошено, дождь будет скоро
Давай ка вставай и скирдуй его споро

И нет поцелуев пьянящих по телу
Пинок лишь ногой, что б взялась я за дело
Скирдую стожок, уж к дождю висят тучи
Игра ролевая... Облом был могучий



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Lada R, I became the hero of a lyrical work!!! Wow!!! Well, thank you!!!
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niqk: 09 Feb 2023, 08:16 I became the hero of a lyrical work!!! Wow!!! Well, thank you!!!
And then! if you liked it, then I’ll write about how you and I had sex :smile203:
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Write more, sweeter and with illustrations! You’re doing great!
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niqk: 09 Feb 2023, 08:16 , I became the hero of a lyrical work!!! Wow!!! Well, thank you!!!
you became not only the hero of a lyrical work

You also became the hero of a video clip

on this link you will see what exactly happened in the bath

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Absolutely crazy!!! Now I can act in a movie!!!
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niqk: 09 Feb 2023, 09:09 It’s absolutely crazy!!! Now I can act in a movie!!!
and this is just the beginning! I have several dozen such comic erotic clips. I will gradually post
niqk: 09 Feb 2023, 08:30 Write more, more deliciously and with illustrations! You’re doing great!

I’ll post the poems, but only tomorrow. Busy in real life today :prdance:

Sent after 13 hours 26 minutes 19 seconds:
The prelude was in the hayloft
We drove off into a crazy night with a friend
We rose higher in relationships that night
Taking everything from the Kama Sutra... That’s it! Exactly

Blowjob and cunnilingus are just the beginning
From the cute one she moaned and growled
Like a poet - "A storm covers the sky"
He covered me all over, my dear

The bed, the sofa and the floor - everything went into use
He fulfilled any whim.. Everything I wanted
He insisted that I was a sorceress
And that he was bewitched to the point of madness
That he could not escape my spell
That in my witchcraft he melted and disappeared

I tried to object to him at first
then I waved my hand and remained silent
So that no one could forget this night
my friend installed the video camera

And good! Where are you, my dear
will you go and how will you part with me?
To hold you - no need for witchcraft
The video cassette will do everything by itself..

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От девочек мне был подарок -
Мужик резиновый, он ярок
И управляется с пульта
Такой в хозяйстве - красота !

А милый мой ,про пульт не зная
Сел попой на него, лаская
мне груди , тыча пальчик в рот
Пульт заработал ! Ток идёт

И наш резиновый мужик
включился ! Двинув напрямик
ко мне ! И снявши труселя
мне вставил в попу !! Ву а ля...

Сначала обалдел дружок
потом приняв на посошок
грамм сто...." Прибор" мне вставил в рот
Не растерялся, обормот

Итак, стою я в позе - раком
Вдвоём загнули бедолагу
Резиновый меня прёт в зад
А милый в рот.. и очень рад



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Отправлено спустя 3 часа 5 минут 43 секунды:
Два незнакомца Отличный вариант для тех, кто убежден, что ролевые игры не должны ограничиваться стенами спальни. Вот вам идея: парень и девушка познакомились в баре. Пара коктейлей, непринужденный разговор – и вот уже между ними пробежала искра. Не исключено, что вы войдете во вкус и не сумеете дотерпеть до дома - из интернета


Игра ролевая - С подругою в баре
Сидим за столом мы с двумя мужиками
Бой френд мой позвал на игру с собой друга
А я же для друга позвАла подругу...



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Беседа не шла там у нас почему-то
Но тема нашлась и при чём с ниоткуда
Парням задала я вопрос по стриптизу -
Снимать снизу вверх ? Или сверху до низу ?



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И парни давай обсуждать это дело..
А я от стыда там едва не сгорела -
Зевая с тоски засыпает подруга
Но парни стриптиз обсуждают друг с другом



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Нашла автомат музыкальный для песен
Врубила музон, мне какой интересен
Шепнула подруге свои предложенья
И та согласилась без тени сомненья..


Вы скажите, что мы сосем охренели
В тот день у других оказавшись в постели ?
Игра ролевая... Бой френд с его другом
такие козлы !! Мне сказала подруга
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то же самое и что именно я предложила подруге , и что было дальше увидите видеоклипе по этой ссылке

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She climbed on, well, spreading her thighs
It’s so good to ride on Sashka
Jump up and down... and Sashkin’s bolt
is so good that it’s in my mouth
nall the time I want to take
I’ll give a blowjob,,, and sleep

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They impaled me
My friend "fucked me"
I won’t give up this business
It gives me a good buzz

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role-playing games part 4

Student and teacher Authority, the game of submission, the desire to please - an excellent option for BDSM lovers. Take care of your clothes too. But be prepared for the fact that a strict teacher will tear the skirt of his careless student to shreds.


My main boss, what is he like at work
With such a proposal today is coming -
Agree to play a role-playing game
He will be the teacher, and I will be the student..

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Начальник мне нравится, здесь без обмана
И лезет ко мне, лезет очень упрямо
Решилась сыграть с ним в игру ролевую
Ведь он очень стар, я ничем не рискую



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Закрылись мы в комнате с классной доскою
Начальник - учитель придумал такое
К доске меня вызвал, как будто экзамен
А дальше, что было .. Увидите сами



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Начальника нет, развалилась контора
Другую работу найду я не скоро

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На вопрос - А очень трудно
догола и, что б прилюдно
без стесненья снять одежду
Сзади, спереди и между
Мужиков ?... в стыде дрожа -

Здесь нельзя без куража !

Вы богиня ! Вы царица !
Не пристало вам стыдиться
На Олимп взошли уже
Потому и в неглиже

Как раздеться в первый раз
Клип покажет вам сейчас

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This way we won’t have a single table left that hasn’t been knocked over! :bel_flag:
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It’s not harmful to dream Nick, it’s harmful not to dream)
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niqk: 11 Feb 2023, 09:56 This way we won’t have a single unoverturned table left!
Leon king: It’s not harmful to dream Nick, it’s harmful not to dream)
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Couple striptease

The lights are dimmed and we are alone
Where is our audience? Not visible at all
But the ramp burst into flames
In the flow of music and rhythm!


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Под крики зрителей извне
niqk резво приступает к делу -
Одежду, что сейчас на мне
Расстёгивать он начал смело !

Я от него не отстаю -
Сняла сперва с niqkа рубаху
Сама, уж, в лифчике стоЮ
niqk сорвал платье... Зал весь ахнул !

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В ответ с него сняла штаны
Швырнув их зрителям прям в залу
Две бабы, мощной толщины,
их делят, получив на шАру

Мой niqk в экстазе, без штанов -
Батман и пируэт на взлёте
А "болт" из порванных трусов
Повис как шарик на излёте..



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Кружа, с меня срывает лиф
niqk враз... Танцуем с ним Ламбаду
С него трусы снять есть мотив -
И бабам в зал ! Так делать надо..

Сменивши танец на Чарльстон
niqk пляшет, в раскоряку ляжки
И залу помахал "болтом"
Чуть с ног не сбив меня, бедняжку



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Стоим в полнейшем неглиже
От воплей возбудились дико
Но занавес упал уже
И, взяв за "болт," веду я niqkа

Назад, сюда - в обычный быт
На форум, где мы дальше будем
Где благочинно предстоит
нам в шоу жить.. так хочут люди


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Obsession

"I’m standing on stage at the pole,
but the music is not at all the same...
And the audience is sitting in rows,
and they don’t send money to me, but to a lady
who is sitting in the distance
looking very menacing..

I take the pole with both hands..
My dance I started squatting..
And I rise higher, higher
until I touched the roof..

I take off everything I can from myself
Although they are in the way , it’s difficult to do

People crowded around me...
But, suddenly, some idiot
said - Put everything back on,
you look very disgusting

Look - your tits completely suck
Put on clothes, better sleep
Everyone perked up in indignation
and wow - I woke up at that hour...

Bus! I fell asleep standing up!
What an obsession... "


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I love reading poetry, but I can’t write. You have wonderful poems!!!
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Wolffr: 10 Mar 2023, 07:48 I like to read poetry, but I can’t write. You have wonderful poems!!!
thank you! It’s nice to hear such praise

If you can’t write in poetry, write in prose

I’m a little busy in real life and I’ll come here later

In the meantime, you can find out about me by reading my posts and watching the video with pictures in this topic above
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Entangled in a Network of Wires
We escape from their deception,
But, separated by the space of cities
We are looking for meetings again, late or early.
We trust our feelings to wires,
They seem to be a continuation of my nerves,
I catch myself thinking that I would give
I would give my soul for the warmth of a touch
To your lips... But my lot is cruel,
nOnly the shadows of vain words are subject to me
My love is only a current of electrons,
Invisible... Weightless... Indifferent...
But something makes you beat to the beat
Two hearts, thoughts swirling in a dance of passion,
And the joy of meeting for some reason is so exciting
It excites the blood, and the sparkle in the eyes, the blush...
The reality of feelings and happiness light step,
Born from the cold lines of flickering...
All this is alive, yes...But, my God! How
I miss your breath (c)
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I smoothly pulled your panties off with my lips
Your bud is very wet with desire.
I search with my tongue for a bead on top of the lips
Anticipating the juice of a beautiful creature.

You press my head with your hands,
Legs to the sides and now my pussy has opened -
Satisfying unearthly hunger,
My sweet, beloved pussy!

Your moans are so driving to madness,
And your happy eyes glow in the night...
...We had a little fun on a moonlit night,
It’s already an orgasm and you’re happy , Darling...
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I opened, kissed, the shutters of mother-of-pearl,
I was pierced by rays of tenderness!
I do not wish the morning to approach!..
Oh, Woman! -
Pearl in the night!
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Wolffr: 10 Mar 2023, 07:56 Two hearts, thoughts swirling in a dance of passion,
And the joy of meeting for some reason is so exciting
It excites the blood, and the sparkle in the eyes, the blush...
The reality of feelings and happiness is easy step,
Born from the cold lines of flickering...
All this is alive, yes...But, my God! How
I miss your breathing (c)
I will illustrate this beautiful verse in the video
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Lada R: 10 Mar 2023, 08:24 I will illustrate this beautiful verse in the video
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Fire Dance, brilliant!!!
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Lada R: 09 Feb 2023, 08:26 And then! if you liked it, then I’ll write about how you and I had sex
And with a 57-year-old technologist at the plant it’s weak? :muza:
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Wolffr: 10 Mar 2023, 08:23 I opened, kissed, the shutters of mother-of-pearl,
I was pierced by rays of tenderness!
I do not wish the morning to approach!..
Oh, Woman! -
Pearl in the night!
I feel so good about your cunnilingus!
It drives you crazy
nOne thing left here in response -
I’m giving you a blowjob

Your “intelligence” is so huge,
It entered my mouth immodestly
The head is just a miracle
I’m glad that I’ll be here with you


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Lada R: 10 Mar 2023, 08:35 I feel so good about your cunnilingus!
It drives you crazy
One thing left here in response -
I’m giving you a blowjob

Your "intelligence" is so huge,
It entered my mouth immodestly
Your head is just a miracle
I’m glad that I’ll be here with you n
You squeeze your lips tightly
And another thick “tool”
Gently immerse your mouth.
Suck now it doesn’t take long
Five seconds, maybe seven
(c)
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Fire and heat are going through me -
You cum right in my mouth
Here you lasted seven seconds
And then will you be great at sex?

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Ляксандр: 10 Mar 2023, 08:31 А с 57-ми летним технологом на заводе слабо?
технолог, ну ты же видишь - я сейчас занята
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It tastes so good to me that my mouth is flowing from everywhere,
And I love your moans so much,
I will continue this all indefinitely,
Let your flame burn all night...
(With)
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Lada R: 10 Mar 2023, 08:53 technologist, well, you see, I’m busy right now
Ah-ah, I’m sorry :clever: :clever: :clever: :clever:
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I pacify the growing passion.
Inhale, and again I caress you.
Darling, rest today.
I will not stop loving you until the morning..

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Wolffr: 10 Mar 2023, 08:55 It tastes so good to me that drooling is flowing from everywhere,
And I like your moans so much,
I will continue this all endlessly,
Let your flame burn all night...
(с)
My Wolffr is mighty and powerful
His bolt is my reward!
I was able to give pleasure
Lada knows a lot about this!

You haven’t told us yet
that you picked him up
by the thighs, standing, and held him. .
And I’m like in a boogie-woogie
And up and down, forward, back
I was spinning all over the place
Not only in the front, but also in the ass
I wanted and wanted

You have surpassed yourself
In the skill of love
And I tried for you..

But now in languid helplessness

I lay down with my back on the bed
And radiating tenderness
I began to spread my legs
Having your crotch wide open...

What a good man you are
Bent over very close
And he showed me his tongue..
He is waiting my "pussy"


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You press my head with your hands,
Legs to the sides and now my pussy has opened -
Satisfying unearthly hunger,
My sweet, beloved pussy!

nYour moans are so driving to madness,
And your happy eyes glow in the night...
...We had a little fun on a moonlit night,
It’s already an orgasm and you’re happy, dear ...
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Wolffr: 10 Mar 2023, 09:32 You press my head with your hands,
Legs to the sides and now my pussy has opened -
Satisfaction of unearthly hunger,
My sweet, beloved pussy!

Your moans are so driving to madness,
And your happy eyes glow in the night...
...We played a little prank on a moonlit night,
You already have an orgasm I’m happy, dear...
thank you dear! :m0571:

I really enjoyed our first meeting today. Probably enough for today for a first acquaintance

let’s continue tomorrow. I suggest you and I go to the cinema tomorrow to watch an erotic film and jokingly describe what we did while watching this film
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Lada R: 10 Mar 2023, 09:40 thank you dear! :m0571:

I really enjoyed our first meeting today. Probably enough for today for a first acquaintance

let’s continue tomorrow. I suggest you and I go to the cinema tomorrow to watch an erotic film and jokingly describe what we did while watching this film
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or give me your suggestion - what we will write about tomorrow
please dear!!! :Rose: :Rose: :Rose:
I liked it too, come again and again, and... ..more))
Let’s continue tomorrow with the erotic film :wink:, it will be great!!!! :yes:
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Wolffr: 10 Mar 2023, 09:45 I liked it too, come again, and again, and......more))
so that it would be normal for us to meet here, we need to know the time difference here

I have Moscow time. write what time it is for you. What is the difference in our time ? :question:
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Lada R: 10 Mar 2023, 10:13 My time is Moscow. write what time it is for you. What is the difference in our time ? :question:
the difference is 2 hours, it’s 20:20 for me now
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Wolffr: 10 Mar 2023, 10:21 the difference is 2 hours, now it’s 20:20
that means the difference is 1 hour. I’m now 21, 30

almost the same. that’s good :bel_flag:
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We’ll write to you tomorrow, if anything, write me a letter on that forum :Rose:
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Проснулись утром мы с тобой
Прекрасней ночи нет
И я тебе, мой дорогой,
Щас сделала минет

Твой очень мощный инструмент
К себе меня влечёт
И для тебя здесь не секрет -
Его люблю я в рот....

Что дальше делать обсудив
У нас всё решено
От ночи страсти не остыв
Идём смотреть кино

Я на эротику хочу
Чего тут выбирать
Возможно в зале подрочу
И дам тебе... Как знать.... ?





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Want you! Your hot lips...
And such tender touches
Your so gentle, soft hands,
It makes me dizzy.
I want you! Hug Waterfall,

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Желанны поцелуи мест интимных,
Создавая откровенность сексуальных сцен,
Возбуждает сердца чувство сильно,
Ничто не отбрасывает сомнений тень.
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