Young girl practicing

Unread post by **Amstaff** » 27 Sep 2022, 06:37

Who wants to chat with a practicing girl?

Unread post by **Hunt** » 27 Sep 2022, 06:56

What do you practice?

Unread post by **Yura67** » 27 Sep 2022, 07:30

Acupuncture... what else?

Unread post by **Amstaff** » 27 Sep 2022, 08:27

Hant: 27 Sep 2022, 06:56 What do you practice?

Which group did you join? Or are you pretending to be a fool?

Unread post by **vikylechka75** » 27 Sep 2022, 09:42

Amstaff, why do you specify male gender?

Unread post by **Sibiryak89** » 27 Sep 2022, 09:43

vikylechka75: 27 Sep 2022, 09:42 Amstaff, why do you have a male Is the gender indicated?

His dick is like a needle, and it stabs

Unread post by **niqk** » 27 Sep 2022, 10:36

Is the girl your wife? Are you an advertising agent?

Unread post by **UNIMK** » 27 Sep 2022, 11:49

- How does an animal lover differ from a practicing zoophile?
- If you get a dog, then you are a lover, but if a dog turns you on...

Unread post by **niqk** » 27 Sep 2022, 11:51

UNiMK: 27 Sep 2022, 11:49 - What is the difference between an animal lover and a practicing zoophile?
- If you get a dog, then you are an amateur, but if a dog turns you on...

And when does a dog start from you? :question:

Unread post by **UNIMK** » 27 Sep 2022, 11:59

niqk: 27 Sep 2022, 11:51 And when does a dog start from you?

A man decided to get a dog, but it didn’t start.
- So it’s not a clockwork one - he decided man.

Unread post by **niqk** » 27 Sep 2022, 12:01

I had to fuck without a factory...

Unread post by **UNIMK** » 27 Sep 2022, 12:27

niqk: 27 Sep 2022, 12:01 I had to fuck without a factory...

It won’t be bestiality - it couldn’t be groovy, because after sex the clown made a dog out of a condom.

Unread post by **Romqwe** » 27 Sep 2022, 15:08

Let me introduce myself with a zoo girl. Tg @romqwe

Unread post by **niqk** » 28 Sep 2022, 09:16

UNiMK: 27 Sep 2022, 12:27
niqk: 27 Sep 2022, 12:01 I had to fuck without a factory...
It won’t be bestiality - it couldn’t be groovy, because the clown after sex made a dog out of condom.

So, someone will pull such a dog...

Unread post by **UNIMK** » 28 Sep 2022, 09:33

niqk: 28 Sep 2022, 09:16pull the dog

A grandfather, his granddaughter and a dog are walking in the park. The dog barks constantly. The granddaughter asks her grandfather:
- Grandfather, is our Bug a bitch?
Grandfather is horrified, but still answers:
- Yes
- Grandfather, but you pull it tight and it will shut up!
- Granddaughter, how do you know such words?
- And this morning I heard dad say to mom: “You bitch, if If you don’t pull it up in the morning, you’ll be barking all day.”

Unread post by **niqk** » 28 Sep 2022, 09:40

What a life situation! What an observant granddaughter! And how are you? Observant?

Unread post by **UNIMK** » 28 Sep 2022, 09:47

niqk: 28 Sep 2022, 09:40 How are you? Observant?

Marya Ivanovna asks in class:
- Who wants to become who?
Forest of hands:
- I’m a doctor!
- I’m an athlete!
- I’m an actress!
- I’m an astronaut!
- Well, what are you, Vovochka?
- Observant!
- How is that?
- And I’ll show you MarIvanovna after school.
She comes out of school, and he waits for her and says :
- You see, Mary Vanovna, two aunts - one sucks ice cream and the other licks it, which one of them is married?
- Maybe the one who sucks?
- No Mary Vanovna, the one with the ring on her right hand is married!

Unread post by **niqk** » 28 Sep 2022, 09:53

And where do you get so many jokes? And quite successful ones too!...

Unread post by **UNIMK** » 28 Sep 2022, 10:19

niqk: 28 Sep 2022, 09:53where do you get it

life forces me, now I’m blue on the forum, but I want to be like you - brown.
- Doctor, I’m probably terminally ill?
- ???
- You see, on all TV channels and from all manufacturing companies they advertise blue liquid pads, but mine is either red or brown!

Unread post by **niqk** » 28 Sep 2022, 10:38

Hmm, somehow I didn’t pay attention... Why do you need this?

Unread post by **UNIMK** » 28 Sep 2022, 11:07

niqk: 28 Sep 2022, 10:38 Why do you need this?

Anecdote:
- Papa Carlo, Malvina won’t give it to me - he says this thing is rough ...
- Don’t worry, my boy, let me rub this thing for you with some sandpaper.
Rubbed it with sandpaper...
- You know, Papa Carlo... (thoughtfully) Why do I need this Malvina now, better rub it with some sandpaper!

Seriously though, Blues are noobs, they are outcasts. They cannot do what others can - "long-livers". And I think that’s fair.

Unread post by **niqk** » 28 Sep 2022, 11:12

You would also say - outcasts! Overkill is obvious! Just communicate more. Moreover, you can do it...

Unread post by **Fan96** » 28 Sep 2022, 13:08

Smart guys, how did you guess from the first message that we are talking about zoo practice?

Unread post by **Gudgeon** » 28 Sep 2022, 14:43

Fan96, maybe because the topic is in the " section Bestiality"? No, some kind of nonsense...

Unread post by **Hammer** » 29 Sep 2022, 02:38

A practitioner practices friendship with a court terrier dog. It doesn’t come down to sex.

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niqk: 27 Sep 2022, 10:36 Is the girl your wife? Are you an advertising agent?

He is a producer