Have you had any negative or funny experiences in realizing your fantasies and desires?

Unread post by **Pervert** » 10 Nov 2022, 13:37

Hi all! Have you had any negative or funny experiences in realizing your fantasies and desires?
I personally had a meeting with a tranny. As a result, in front of me is a broad-shouldered woman with a man’s face and a penis larger than mine. The date hesitated, the member did not want to get up for the overseas “beauty”

Unread post by **nz_alex** » 10 Nov 2022, 15:13

Negative ones are when the lady left ahead of time or the penis did not get up due to too much drinking. The remaining implementations are all positive

Unread post by **Vova** » 10 Nov 2022, 15:41

I bought a set of toys, there was a thing that looked like a pearl necklace for the butt. Mine got it for herself, she liked it, I smacked her in the pussy, decided to move on to the butt, I took out this toy and she was covered in poop(, my mood dropped a little. But it was not first experience with toys in the ass, I abruptly threw it aside again to fuck in the pussy I started until they finished, then I quietly took this thing with a show-off to the toilet and went to the toilet, washed it there and put it back so that it wouldn’t get upset.

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Well, I won’t say that it’s not nice, I just planned to spend this evening a little differently)
I have it you can say virgin)
The first time she came with me, I was in awe. We started dating, it was her birthday, we saw off the guests, we cleaned up a little, we went to the shower while we were undressing, I turned her ass towards me and immediately started fucking her, she started to cum like fuck, she was choking, she was crouching, she couldn’t stand on her feet, I He dragged her to the bed for some time and lay next to her trying to calm her down. She was either shaking, laughing, or cursing, I had already become sober during this time, when she calmed down, we went to smoke, she asked me what happened to her? I solemnly told her)) that you had finished), then she told me that her sex was completely different, she had one partner for three years, who married her virgin, she didn’t understand what kind of sex, he fucked her, she endured it. Then I got into a conversation with someone a couple of times and again didn’t understand anything. And she says to me that everything happened differently) I didn’t fuck her for probably a month after we met) that’s how the situation developed) somehow we met with friends, I took her with me, got a little drunk, I was hanging out near the barbecue, everyone went away somewhere , she stuck to me, let’s kiss me, I was immediately turned on, and the bitch felt her hand in her pants, calmed down and walked away (someone came up to us). That same night I fucked her. He also shoved it in the ass once while she was drunk. By the way, it took a long time for us to accustom her to anal sex, and her bluishly excited butt accepted it with a bang. I thought how fucking cool. Found the girl of my dreams). But the bummer butt didn’t give in for a long time. It was the same with the blow job. I accompanied her home, she lived in the private sector, there was a construction site in front of her house, they came in, bent over, poked her a little, turned around, sucked a little, pulled up her pants and said it was time to go home, well, she showed her off. When they began to live, they began to admit that it was at a construction site that she took it in her mouth for the first time, and she tried with force to take it to her ex, but it didn’t work. I was the first to go into the ass, she came first with me, but so far she won’t let me cum in the mouth. Mommy is already sucking, don’t worry. You won’t drive me away. When I cum on my ass, he takes it into his mouth and sucks. I speak as normal says. Let’s put it in your mouth, I’m not ready yet (that’s how we live for now)

Unread post by **Pervert** » 10 Nov 2022, 16:22

Vova: 10 Nov 2022, 16:09 I take out this toy and it’s covered in poop

I remember a story as old as mammoth shit, where a guy fucked a girl anally, and when he pulled it out, he saw a tomato skin stuck to his penis

Unread post by **Vova** » 10 Nov 2022, 16:27

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What are the rules for entering 20 characters(
Write whatever)

Unread post by **Pervert** » 10 Nov 2022, 16:44

Vova: 10 Nov 2022, 16:27 back

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Well, what are the rules for entering 20 characters (
Write whatever)

In general, the meaning is not clear

what is this for?

Unread post by **Vova** » 10 Nov 2022, 16:48

I just wanted to send an emoticon, and there was a message of at least 20 characters.

Unread post by **Pervert** » 10 Nov 2022, 17:00

Vova: 10 Nov 2022, 16:48 I just wanted to send an emoticon, and there is a message of at least 20 characters.

Everything for normal communication without empty messages with an emoticon) you can like it, it will help someone then look at the photos)

Unread post by **Vova** » 10 Nov 2022, 17:04

This is understandable, but sometimes short messages get through, and other times at least 20 characters

Unread post by **Veronica** » 10 Mar 2024, 01:46

When I was young, I loved to walk naked at night. Nowadays, she’s rarely married, anyway.
I walked and walked like that... They raped me, but how can I say, I was glad, but I didn’t think about my ass. It hurt. This is not with a normal partner - preparation, massage, etc.
Since then I took the lubricant with me. A small bag containing cigarettes, a lighter and sweat, and a tube of lubricant. True, this never happened (about the butt), normal rapists raped where they were supposed to. And where it should be, it was always lubricated by feminine nature.

Unread post by **Xenophon** » 10 Mar 2024, 03:04

Veronika: 10 Mar 2024, 01:46 When I was young, I loved to walk naked at night. Nowadays, she’s rarely married, anyway.
I walked and walked like that... They raped me, but how can I say, I was glad, but I didn’t think about my ass. It hurt. This is not with a normal partner - preparation, massage, etc.
Since then I took the lubricant with me. A small bag containing cigarettes, a lighter and sweat, and a tube of lubricant. True, this never happened (about the butt), normal rapists raped where they were supposed to. And where it should be, it was always lubricated with feminine nature.

Lighter and cigarettes for what? As I understand it, they ask you to smoke, and you show them cigarettes and a lighter, but don’t give it to them. At this moment, of course, lubricant for the butt is just right!

Unread post by **Veronica** » 10 Mar 2024, 03:19

I smoke, and when I’m nervous, I smoke very often. And I didn’t walk for five minutes. Sometimes I took cognac too. Anything for the rapist! But where are you?
But they wrote with humor, I wasn’t offended.

Unread post by **Canis91** » 10 Mar 2024, 03:23

I go into the entrance, and there is a sexual maniac there.
- Oh God! What horror!
Here, here. He said the same thing!

Unread post by **Canis91** » 10 Mar 2024, 03:28

Mantis: I thought that after sex my head would be bitten off...
Answer: Only females do this...

Unread post by **natalya.harita** » 10 Mar 2024, 03:34

It’s been a long time. I wanted to try anal sex, but it was painful and nothing worked. After that incident, the desire to have this sex disappeared.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 10 Mar 2024, 03:43

Guys, I’m a laugher, I love healthy humor, you pleased me with your wit and kindness.
You all don’t have evil humor.
My husband tells me, Nika, show you the finger and you’ll laugh. Shows, I’m almost pissing myself with laughter. But I’m a normal, smart, beautiful, serious woman when necessary, but I also like to have fun.
Yes, one friend showed me the end where the sperm shoots out. It turns out there are just lips there, I never knew, and I’ve never seen them so close.
He opened his head a little, I saw a hole—and lips, like on his face. Now I say, can I kiss you on the lips?
In fact, I’ve seen so many of them, but I only saw this recently.
Men, you’re great, I love you.
But what about lips? Holy shit.
I didn’t check with my husband. As in the joke, you blackened your penis for your wife, but why is it black?
Where did you see the white one? Guys, look at yours? Are everyone’s lips like that?

Unread post by **Katia** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:02

I never mastered deep blowjob. I don’t even want to remember my attempts.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:15

I couldn’t either. I’m afraid to suffocate. It’s strange, but I’m afraid of death, especially like this. Die with a dick in your throat? While they are licking, press their face harder and squeeze their legs so that they don’t twitch.
The nose and lips will be in our pussy. They will suffocate - 100 to 0.

Unread post by **Hmmmm** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:27

Veronika: 10 Mar 2024, 01:46 They raped me, but how can I say, I was glad,

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Unread post by **Veronica** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:33

Answer about the previous one, storyteller. Are you afraid of suffocating in the scents of your beloved woman?
Or else give them a throat drink...

Unread post by **Alex would** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:36

There were unsuccessful attempts when I tried to introduce my wife to a strap-on. At first, I put on her panties and bra, sort of as a joke. I didn’t always understand this joke. When he started talking about anal stimulation, mutual, she flatly refused.

Unread post by **Xenophon** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:41

Veronika: 10 Mar 2024, 04:15 I couldn’t either. I’m afraid to suffocate. It’s strange, but I’m afraid of death, especially like this. Die with a dick in your throat? While they are licking, press their face harder and squeeze their legs so that they don’t twitch.
The nose and lips will be in our pussy. They will suffocate - 100 to 0.

This is the most beautiful death. How else should a man want to die!

Unread post by **Veronica** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:41

Sorry, of course. But it’s not mine. Fuck my own husband? Then, as a man, I won’t be able to look at his personality. He will be nothing to me. Just another divorce. So maybe your wife sees it the same way. Loves you, protects you. Think about it.

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nThis is the most beautiful death. How else should a man want to die!

I will help, with joy, but I will pump it out, suck out all the black energy through my penis.

Unread post by **Ded** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:45

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Unread post by **Veronica** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:48

I haven’t received flowers for a long time! It was once...
Thank you. Very glad and happy.
And as it says under mine - the strongest.....

Unread post by **Ded** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:54

Veronica, You deserve love.

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Unread post by **Veronica** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:57

Are your poems? Thank you.

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Unread post by **Wow** » 10 Mar 2024, 05:55

I was 7 years old, I decided to make toys with a sexual slant out of plasticine...
I sculpted a snake with the head of a woman out of plasticine, and also a small “humpbacked” bridge (like in cartoons).
And, to the heap, he sculpted a man with a penis.
The plot of the game: when a man crosses a bridge, a woman snake crawls out from under him, grabs his penis with its mouth... and doesn’t let go.
While she didn’t let go, I looked at this composition and jerked off.

And many years later, the first woman who gave me a blowjob turned out to be, according to the horoscope year, a Snake.
Then one day he gave her a brooch in the shape of a snake.

There is another coincidence about her.
Dating ads used to be published, we bought it with the whole group of friends one such newspaper - to read, make fun of...
I, purely for the sake of laughing, chose the most inappropriate “candidate”.
The girl’s description couldn’t be more grey. She also took up photography.
He said to his friends: “She doesn’t have enough of a complete set for her dad to turn out to be a cop.”

6 years have passed. And... quite by chance, at the boss’s birthday, this same photographer met me, she is also the “captain’s daughter.”
Yes, her dad is really a cop (captain), and she does photography.
She also showed me the newspaper with that “gray” ad, from her “home archive.”

When I told one of my friends with whom I had laughed at this ad earlier, he In general, I was crazy...
He began to constantly tease me about my “gray” choice, pretending... as if he was hanging himself from a chandelier.

I thought about coincidences...
Maybe a dream can be sculpted, and an anti-dream can be seen in a newspaper and joked about it?
It’s just a joke from a friend about the chandelier - it didn’t really coincide... The friend soon drowned in the river.

Have you had any negative or funny experiences in realizing your fantasies and desires?

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