niqk: ↑28 Apr 2023, 06:05Marinka, признаюсь честно - никогда не мерял. Просто в голову не приходило...
Ты на этом форуме уже три года и на других подобных сидишь, а тема размеров любимая у мужчин и неужели тебе не стало интересно сколько у тебя.
измеряют, те у кого или сильно маленький и сильно большой, а если членик так себе.. средненький и ничем не выдающийся - не измеряют и не спешат похвастаться..
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У тебя линейка, точно по размеру члена) [/quote] :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
[size=85][color=green]Отправлено спустя 1 минуту 56 секунд:[/color][/size] [quote=Marinka post_id=196875 time=1682687284 user_id=12161] [quote=niqk post_id=196874 time=1682687155 user_id=218] [ref=#bf0000]Marinka[/ref], признаюсь честно - никогда не мерял. Просто в голову не приходило... [/quote]
Ты на этом форуме уже три года и на других подобных сидишь, а тема размеров любимая у мужчин и неужели тебе не стало интересно сколько у тебя. [/quote] измеряют, те у кого или сильно маленький и сильно большой, а если членик так себе.. средненький и ничем не выдающийся - не измеряют и не спешат похвастаться..
[quote=Marinka post_id=196868 time=1682686862 user_id=12161] You have a ruler, exactly according to the size of your penis) [/quote]Which one I found))
[quote=Lubitel123 post_id=196880 time=1682688337 user_id=18003] [ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref] , And what to measure him, what is, that is, from this he will not become any more or less. [/quote]well, just to know.. the girl asked , and you just answered her, don’t dump him right away if the place is not suitable for sex)))
[ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref], Well, a girl doesn’t know the depth of her vagina, especially since all this is subjective. Everything depends on sensations.
Lubitel123: ↑28 Apr 2023, 06:30◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊ ,
Well, a girl doesn’t know the depth of her vagina, especially since all this is subjective. Everything depends on the sensations.
the depth of the vagina is a very variable value, it can lengthen and expand as necessary, and we are not so fixated on our organs, but men love theirs members even come up with nicknames for them))
[quote=Lubitel123 post_id=196882 time=1682688632 user_id=18003] [ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref] , Well, a girl doesn’t know the depth of her vagina, especially since all this is subjective. Everything depends on the sensations. [/quote]the depth of the vagina is a very variable value, it can lengthen and expand as necessary, and we are not so fixated on our organs, but men love theirs members even come up with nicknames for them))
◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊,
I absolutely agree with you. One says it’s normal, the other says how did you grow it like that. The size of the penis is also not constant, then it is a little longer, a little thicker, it’s not a piece of pipe.)
Sent after 2 minutes 50 seconds: ◊_NeBo[_On_ ]LaDoNi_◊,
Even during sex before ejaculation, it fills up more and increases in size.
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[ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref], I absolutely agree with you. One says it’s normal, the other says how did you grow it like that. The size of the penis is also not constant, then it is a little longer, a little thicker, it’s not a piece of pipe.)
[size =85][color=green]Sent after 2 minutes 50 seconds:[/color][/size] [ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo[_On_ ]LaDoNi_◊[/ref], Even during sex before ejaculation, it fills up more and increases in size.
[quote=Lubitel123 post_id=196887 time=1682689155 user_id=18003] Even during sex before ejaculation, it fills up more and increases in size. [/quote]that’s for sure)) then you need to record the sizes!))
[quote=Lubitel123 post_id=196890 time=1682689361 user_id=18003] [ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref] , Well, at this moment the last thing you think is what you need to try on.))) [/quote]the girl would be very surprised if her gentleman jumped up and rushed dick measure :lol:
[quote="◊_NeBo[_Na_] LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196893 time=1682689547 user_id=5795] [quote=Lubitel123 post_id=196890 time=1682689361 user_id=18003] [ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo [_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref], Well, at this moment the last thing you think is that you need to try on.))) [/quote] the girl would be very surprised if her boyfriend jumped up and rushed to measure his penis :lol: [/quote] n Well, there you go! And you yourself demand measurements... :bel_flag:
◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊: ↑28 Apr 2023, 06:20
and if the penis is so-so... mediocre and not barking at anything - they don’t measure it and don’t rush to brag..
And "so-so, what’s that like"? Well, just a woman’s opinion is interesting, what does “so-so” or “not so-so” mean, and what it is eaten with.
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[quote="◊_NeBo[_Na_] LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196877 time=1682688047 user_id=5795] and if the penis is so-so... mediocre and not barking at anything - they don’t measure it and don’t rush to brag.. [/quote] And "so-so, what’s that like"? Well, just a woman’s opinion is interesting, what does “so-so” or “not so-so” mean, and what it is eaten with. 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣
[ref=#804000]Serg_A[/ref], apparently, on the one hand, it’s good that There is one... On the other hand, I would like to have more, so where can I get it?..
[ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref], you probably only Give him one, he’ll turn everything inside out, along with anal!!! [url=https:// imgbb.com/] [img]https://i.ibb.co/wgrNqbr/image.jpg[/img][/url]
Yes, we’re fed up with such topics as who broke how many virgins, who broke their anuses, who has what kind of dick. [url=https http://imgbb.com/] [img]https://i.ibb.co/p2M5gtr/Eg-B63v-QWAAAbfws.jpg[/img][/url]
[size=85][color=green]Отправлено спустя 1 минуту 8 секунд:[/color][/size] [quote=niqk post_id=196911 time=1682691735 user_id=218] Wolffr, не. маловато будет... :daypyat: [/quote] я так думаю в самый раз, чтоб там все разьебать, и чтоб потом хирурги штопали часа 4 размер обуви 41, вот и все что я скажу !!!
[quote=Wolffr post_id=196912 time=1682691801 user_id=15660] Yes, we are fed up with such topics as who broke how many virgins, who broke their anuses, who has what kind of dick. [ url=https://imgbb.com/] [img]https://i.ibb.co/p2M5gtr/Eg-B63v-QWAAAbfws.jpg[/img][/url] [/quote]ну можно литературный форум открыть и будем разговаривать о Есенине, Пушкине, Лермонтове, Блоке..
Но обязательно найдется какой-нибудь придурок, который и их члены захочет измерить :lol:
[quote="◊_NeBo[_Na_] LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196913 time=1682691940 user_id=5795] [quote=Wolffr post_id=196912 time=1682691801 user_id=15660] Yes, we are tired of such topics as who broke how many virgins, who broke their anuses, who has what kind of dick. [url=https://imgbb.com/] [img]https://i.ibb.co/p2M5gtr/Eg-B63v-QWAAAbfws.jpg[/img][/url] [/quote]ну можно литературный форум открыть и будем разговаривать о Есенине, Пушкине, Лермонтове, Блоке.. [/quote]
... а в паузах о хуе, пизде и ебле. Интересно, что будет превалировать?
I
Oh! the common suffering of people,
Pussy, the mother of all joys,
The beginning of life and coolness,
I want to glorify you.
I will build many temples for you
And gilded palaces
I will build in honor of your kindness,
I will strew the path everywhere with flowers,
Your cave with hair
I will honor you as the goddess of all beauties.
II
Parnassian Muses with Apollo,
Give your thoughts so much strength,
In what tone, tell me, should I sing in a tone
Is it a wonderful place for women’s bodies?
Already my spirit is delighted comes,
Brings her affairs to mind
With pleasantness and beauty.
—Tell me,” he says in amazement, “
In what respect she was,
When did the golden age still flow?
III
Its cave at least accommodates
One part of the body that has glowed,
But it has all the hearts
And all takes over minds.
Wherever the gaze turns,
The three-headed Cerberus will pacify,
Achilles will leave his courage,
Pluto in hell with a beard, nNeptune is in the abyss with a sharp edge
They will not perform such miracles.
IV
Jupiter leaves thunders,
Descends from the sky for her,
Majesty neglects
Takes baseness upon itself;
The rank transforms natures,
Into one or two nights it contains,
Falling in love with Alkmenina, the gap.
From a god becoming Amphitryon,
He comes before her in a new form,
Wanting to hit the lower goal.
V
Pluto, captivated by Proserpina,
Comes from hell for her,
Cruelty, ferocity with all its strength
Defeated by her pussy.
Having captured Daphne Apollo,
Suddenly brings him down from the brilliant throne,
Having flashed a hole only once.
All the strength does not help here,
It no longer knows the use of medicine,
Raises a mournful voice to her.
VI
Imagine the heroes of previous centuries,
For whom the whole world trembled,
Imagine those strong people,
For whom the vast light is small, -
Everything was subject to her alone,
Happy by her and without happiness,
All by her power alone
They rose to the top of Olympus
And were cast into the underworld
by Her omnipotent hand.
VII
Where is the courage, strength and heroism?>
Countries trembled before their eyes,
Seeing Tartarus was groaning all over.
Her pussy embarrassed him,
She put shackles,
He became Amphala’s slave.
VIII
Imagine the deplorable Troy,
The beauty of the Pergamon country
Which was refuted by war
For Menelaus’ wife.
When Helen had not existed,
The Trojan walls would have stood nThrough many thousands of centuries,
Her pussy alone seduced her,
It stirred up all of Greece to war
Against the Dardanian shores.
IX
Stop, my spirit, past tense
It brings me to the thought of embarrassment.
Imagine how the earth-born tribe
Pussy sweetens the pleasures.
She will drive away all sorrows,
All sorrow into oblivion leads
One of the joys of our days!
If we didn’t have her,
We would sit in unbearable boredom,
This world would be hateful without her. />
X
Oh, sweetness, incomprehensible to thoughts,
Praise-worthy cunt,
Pleasure for feelings is immense,
Be with me forever!
You I will honor alone
And glorify with praises everywhere,
As long as my dick remains vigorous,
I entrust my whole life to you,
Until I run out of breath,
Until I go to my deathbed.
Ivan Semyonovich Barkov 1752
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I Oh! the common suffering of people, Pussy, the mother of all joys, The beginning of life and coolness, I want to glorify you. I will build many temples for you And gilded palaces I will build in honor of your kindness, I will strew the path everywhere with flowers, Your cave with hair I will honor you as the goddess of all beauties. II Parnassian Muses with Apollo, Give your thoughts so much strength, In what tone, tell me, should I sing in a tone Is it a wonderful place for women’s bodies? Already my spirit is delighted comes, Brings her affairs to mind With pleasantness and beauty. —Tell me,” he says in amazement, “ In what respect she was, When did the golden age still flow? III Its cave at least accommodates One part of the body that has glowed, But it has all the hearts And all takes over minds. Wherever the gaze turns, The three-headed Cerberus will pacify, Achilles will leave his courage, Pluto in hell with a beard, nNeptune is in the abyss with a sharp edge They will not perform such miracles. IV Jupiter leaves thunders, Descends from the sky for her, Majesty neglects Takes baseness upon itself; The rank transforms natures, Into one or two nights it contains, Falling in love with Alkmenina, the gap. From a god becoming Amphitryon, He comes before her in a new form, Wanting to hit the lower goal. V Pluto, captivated by Proserpina, Comes from hell for her, Cruelty, ferocity with all its strength Defeated by her pussy. Having captured Daphne Apollo, Suddenly brings him down from the brilliant throne, Having flashed a hole only once. All the strength does not help here, It no longer knows the use of medicine, Raises a mournful voice to her. VI Imagine the heroes of previous centuries, For whom the whole world trembled, Imagine those strong people, For whom the vast light is small, - Everything was subject to her alone, Happy by her and without happiness, All by her power alone They rose to the top of Olympus And were cast into the underworld by Her omnipotent hand. VII Where is the courage, strength and heroism?> Countries trembled before their eyes, Seeing Tartarus was groaning all over. Her pussy embarrassed him, She put shackles, He became Amphala’s slave. VIII Imagine the deplorable Troy, The beauty of the Pergamon country Which was refuted by war For Menelaus’ wife. When Helen had not existed, The Trojan walls would have stood nThrough many thousands of centuries, Her pussy alone seduced her, It stirred up all of Greece to war Against the Dardanian shores. IX Stop, my spirit, past tense It brings me to the thought of embarrassment. Imagine how the earth-born tribe Pussy sweetens the pleasures. She will drive away all sorrows, All sorrow into oblivion leads One of the joys of our days! If we didn’t have her, We would sit in unbearable boredom, This world would be hateful without her. /> X Oh, sweetness, incomprehensible to thoughts, Praise-worthy cunt, Pleasure for feelings is immense, Be with me forever! You I will honor alone And glorify with praises everywhere, As long as my dick remains vigorous, I entrust my whole life to you, Until I run out of breath, Until I go to my deathbed. Ivan Semyonovich Barkov 1752
[quote=niqk post_id=196899 time=1682689916 user_id=218] [quote="◊ _NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196893 time=1682689547 user_id=5795] [quote=Lubitel123 post_id=196890 time=1682689361 user_id=18003] [ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref], Well, at this moment the last thing you think is that you need to try on.))) [/quote]the girl would be very surprised if her boyfriend jumped up and rushed to measure his penis :lol: [/quote]
Well, there you go! And you yourself demand measurements... :bel_flag: [/quote]no, I wanted to keep the conversation going)) your members don’t make me feel cold, not hot))
◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊, and for us sho, I’m just going to keep the conversation going... and then straight into the bushes!!!! So is this dick enough for you or is it also so-so!?
[ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref], and for us sho, I’m just going to keep the conversation going... and then straight into the bushes!!!! So is this dick enough for you or is it also so-so!? :wink:
◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊: ↑28 Apr 2023, 06:20
and if the joint is so-so... mediocre and not barking at anything - they don’t measure it and don’t rush to brag..
And "so-so, what’s that like"? Well, just a woman’s opinion is interesting, what does “so-so” or “not so-so” mean, and what it is eaten with.
I don’t know.. I’m into men by dicks I never chose... and when it came to taking off my panties, then I was already deeply in love and for me everything about him was perfect))
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Wolffr: ↑28 Apr 2023, 07:46◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊, what about us, I’m just going to keep up the conversation.. and straight into the bushes!!!! So is this dick enough for you or is it also so-so!?
is this a dick?.. I thought it was a hose no-no - no.. don’t attribute your wet fantasies to me..
[quote=Serg_A post_id=196901 time=1682690070 user_id=18010] [quote="◊ _NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196877 time=1682688047 user_id=5795] and if the joint is so-so... mediocre and not barking at anything - they don’t measure it and don’t rush to brag.. [/quote] And "so-so, what’s that like"? Well, just a woman’s opinion is interesting, what does “so-so” or “not so-so” mean, and what it is eaten with. 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣 [/quote]I don’t know.. I’m into men by dicks I never chose... and when it came to taking off my panties, then I was already deeply in love and for me everything about him was perfect))
[size=85][color=green]Sent after 1 minute 26 seconds:[/color ][/size] [quote=Wolffr post_id=196927 time=1682693218 user_id=15660] [ref=#bf0000] ◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref], what about us, I’m just going to keep up the conversation.. and straight into the bushes!!!! So is this dick enough for you or is it also so-so!? :wink: [/quote]is this a dick?.. I thought it was a hose :udivlenie: no-no - no.. don’t attribute your wet fantasies to me..
Marinka: ↑28 Apr 2023, 06:03
I thought this topic would be popular among men, because they love to measure, love to take pictures, love to show)))
One of my friends posted it to me, let’s say opinion about women looking for big dicks, or rather about their health... I I won’t post this here because you will be very offended...)))
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[quote=Marinka post_id=196871 time=1682687022 user_id=12161] I thought this topic would be popular among men, because they love to measure, love to take pictures, love to show))) [/quote] One of my friends posted it to me, let’s say [b]opinion[/b] about women looking for big dicks, or rather about their health... I I won’t post this here because you will be very offended...)))
◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊: ↑28 Apr 2023, 06:20
and if the penis is so-so.. average and not outstanding in any way - they don’t measure it and don’t rush to brag..
we, men, don’t tell you that it’s so-so, but always say only good things, with such words you touch man’s dignity and self-esteem. the word is not a sparrow, it will fly out and not be caught.
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[quote="◊_NeBo[_Na_] LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196877 time=1682688047 user_id=5795] and if the penis is so-so.. average and not outstanding in any way - they don’t measure it and don’t rush to brag.. [/quote] we, men, don’t tell you that it’s so-so, but always say only good things, with such words you touch man’s dignity and self-esteem. the word is not a sparrow, it will fly out and not be caught.
[quote=Lyubitel123 post_id=196935 time=1682694149 user_id=18003] Men! Let’s ask the whole forum for it!) Let’s all immediately thank our Nebushko for the last post) [/quote] I, that’s exactly it, for! And it would be nice to have a ruler right away! 🤣🤣 🤣
[ref=#804000]Serg_A[/ref], Well, for her what to measure!? Or do you mean send her photos from everyone with rulers!? So we’ll give her a heart attack!)
Serg_A: ↑28 Apr 2023, 07:57
One of my friends laid out to me, let’s say, opinion about women looking for big dicks , or rather about their health... I won’t post this here, because you will be very offended...)))
yes, we are not looking for big ones , we’re just curious.. that’s what feminine curiosity is)))
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[quote=Serg_A post_id=196932 time=1682693839 user_id=18010] One of my friends laid out to me, let’s say, [b]opinion[/b] about women looking for big dicks , or rather about their health... I won’t post this here, because you will be very offended...))) [/quote] yes, we are not looking for big ones , we’re just curious.. that’s what feminine curiosity is)))
[quote=Serg_A post_id=196940 time=1682694383 user_id=18010] I’m just for it! And it would also be nice to have a ruler right away! [/quote] you need a caliper, you still need the depth and internal diameter))) :yes: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
[quote=Wolffr post_id=196912 time=1682691869 user_id=15660] Yes, we are fed up with such topics as who broke how many virgins, who broke their anuses, who has what kind of dick. [ url=https://imgbb.com/] [img]https://i.ibb.co/p2M5gtr/Eg-B63v-QWAAAbfws.jpg[/img][/url] [/quote] А, дак это у меня 42 размер обуви должен быть? 8-) :shock:
[ref=#bf0000]◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊[/ref], you know, male curiosity is in no way inferior to female curiosity! And in terms of female charms!!! (You understand!!!) :daypyat:
[quote="rat poison" post_id=196946 time=1682694620 user_id=6686] Oh, is my shoe size 42 supposed to be? [/quote] Come to the store and immediately see a dick on the counter: "Give me some sneakers!" 😁😁 😁
[quote="rat poison" post_id=196946 time=1682694620 user_id=6686] [quote=Wolffr post_id= 196912 time=1682691869 user_id=15660] We’re tired of topics like who broke how many virgins, who broke their anuses, who has what kind of dick. [url=https://imgbb.com/] [img]https://i.ibb.co/p2M5gtr/Eg-B63v-QWAAAbfws.jpg[/img][/url] [/quote] А, дак это у меня 42 размер обуви должен быть? 8-) :shock: [/quote]не че се ты отрастил-то :-D :shock:
[quote=Serg_A post_id=196950 time=1682694952 user_id=18010] [quote="rat poison" post_id= 196946 time=1682694620 user_id=6686] Oh, should I be wearing shoe size 42? [/quote] Come to the store and get a dick right away on the counter:"Give me some sneakers!". 😁😁 😁 [/quote] ...and be sure - for free!
[quote="◊_NeBo[_Na_] LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196930 time=1682693507 user_id=5795] is this a dick?.. I thought it was a hose :udivlenie: no-no-no.. you are your wet fantasies don’t attribute it to me.. [/quote] so these are your fantasies, not ours. Your quote [quote="◊ _NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196877 time=1682688047 user_id=5795] and if the joint is so-so [/quote]
[quote=Wolffr post_id=196953 time=1682695069 user_id=15660] [quote="◊ _NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196930 time=1682693507 user_id=5795] is this a dick?.. I thought it was a hose :udivlenie: no-no-no.. Don’t attribute your wet fantasies to me.. [/quote] so these are your fantasies, not ours. Your quote [quote="◊ _NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196877 time=1682688047 user_id=5795] and if the joint is so-so [/quote] [/quote]well, I didn’t write anything about sizes anywhere..
[quote=Serg_A post_id=196950 time=1682694952 user_id=18010] [quote="rat poison" post_id= 196946 time=1682694620 user_id=6686] Oh, should I be wearing shoe size 42? [/quote] Come to the store and get a dick right away on the counter:"Give me some sneakers!". 😁😁 😁 [/quote] And you can also arrange self-promotion) go shopping and asking for size 48... :yes: :yes: [quote="◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊" post_id=196951 time=1682694962 user_id=5795] n[quote="rat poison" post_id=196946 time= 1682694620 user_id=6686] [quote=Wolffr post_id =196912 time=1682691869 user_id=15660] We’re tired of topics like who broke how many virgins, who broke their anuses, who has what kind of dick. [url=https://imgbb.com/] [img]https://i.ibb.co/p2M5gtr/Eg-B63v-QWAAAbfws.jpg[/img][/url] [/quote] А, дак это у меня 42 размер обуви должен быть? 8-) :shock: [/quote]не че се ты отрастил-то :-D :shock: [/quote] Ноги-то? Да, целый 41-ый)) :lol:
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