What fairy tale would you like to be in?

[Christmas_Christmas]

no princess can handle 33 heroes)))

damn it’s easy... what do we need “princesses”... as it was in the song..

"I was in the North, digging for gold,
If it weren’t for my pussy, I would have disappeared from hunger! "

[Venus]

))) But every day of the year you will have a new man)))

a man is not a dress, so that everyone new day... one man is enough for me...

Natali_Natali ,
So Xerxes’ army is also bored there!)

well about the troops.... this is already a commercial offer... here damn "thank you" won’t work anymore...

)) ) Oh, I wouldn’t refuse a new man every day)))

[2 svarog]

With the Spartans you will erase your pussy. Better Ilya Muromets. Or Dobrynya.

[Venus]

You’ll erase your pussy with the Spartans. Better Ilya Muromets. Or Dobrynya.

))) There is the coolest Alyosha Popovich in the cartoon)))

[helicopt9]

For some reason no one remembered Little Red Riding Hood.
Even the movie was based on the theme "Le avventure erotix di Cappuccetto Rosso", 1993

[Christmas_Christmas]

You’ll erase your pussy with the Spartans. Better Ilya Muromets. Or Dobrynya.

))) There is the coolest Alyosha Popovich in the cartoon)))

damn... well, I’ve seen enough of these characters more than once... here every man in his pants has either Ilya Muromets, or Dobrynya or Alyosha Popovich damn.....

[niqk]

Oh, I wouldn’t refuse a new man every day

If this is your New Year’s wish, then it may suddenly come true... Good luck!

[Christmas_Christmas]

For some reason no one remembered Little Red Riding Hood.
Even the movie was on the theme "Le avventure erotix di Cappuccetto Rosso", 1993

So the wolf got indigestion after his grandmother. .. he has problems with his tummy.... he has no time for the hat

[niqk]

damn... well, I’ve seen enough of these characters more than once... here every man in his pants has either Ilya Muromets, or Dobrynya or Alyosha Popovich damn...

And most importantly - all of them, as one!, are ready to help you cope with a difficult sex situation!..

[Venus]

And, I wouldn’t refuse a new man every day

If this is your New Year’s wish, then it might, suddenly, will come true... Good luck to you!

))) Tomorrow I will wake up, and a man is already knocking on the door or maybe he will knock today))) Oh, then It’s already January 4th, and I haven’t had sex this year, just like I didn’t have

[2 svarog]

Dragonfly: where do you live, in what city. Maybe I’m learning how to fast.

[Venus]

Dragonfly: where do you live, in what city. Maybe I’m studying for fasting.

))) In Saratov. By the way, I have been to Samara several times. When I was in school, I went with my class.

[niqk]

Strecoza, you see! Already the first sentence came knocking...

[Venus]

Strecoza, you see! Already the first sentence came knocking...

))) He wants to be a woman. If it’s good, then he needs to lie down in my department. I would examine him.

[niqk]

Strecoza, hmm, you can examine it at the same time... Pleasant with useful... kind of...

[Venus]

Strecoza, hmm, you can examine it at the same time ... Pleasant with useful... as if...

))) If men with mental pathologies will knock on my door every day, new ones every day, then mind me, mind you))) I’d rather masturbate and fantasize)))

[niqk]

Strecoza, I hope that a man will knock on your door only with one pathology: an irrepressible desire
for sex!

[Wow]

In a fairy tale (not a cartoon) about Mowgli... It’s always warm - and you can run naked all year round.
Or it’s better to combine it a little with the fairy tale about Emelya... so as not to run, but to ride on the stove...

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[Sibiryak89]

Strecoza, hmm , at the same time you will examine... Pleasant with useful... as it were...

) )) If men with mental pathologies come knocking at my door every day, new ones every day, then mind me, mind you))) I’d rather masturbate and fantasize)))

If you take cover, the 21st Baku Commissioner will come

[weak intestine]

Where they fart))))))

[Christmas_Christmas]

damn... we were arguing here.. "we were waving our hands".. we added pictures with our favorite fairy tale... but it turns out that’s all we needed for happiness....
I’m talking about the fact that dear Weak intestine, came and reconciled us all...

Where they fart))))))

short and clear.. and why the hell did we argue all evening. ...

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Damn... I was thinking... maybe I should write a story about this? about...

Where they fart))))))

I don’t have such memories... but damn, what can’t you do for favorite forum)))... or not necessary...

[Christina Dior]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)) hahahaha

[Kostiai72]

I would like to be a boy the size of a thumb

[Sibiryak89]

damn... we were arguing here.. "we were waving our hands".. we added pictures with our favorite fairy tale... but it turns out that’s all we needed for happiness....
I’m talking about that that dear Weak-gut came and reconciled us all.. .

Where they fart))))))

short and clear.. and why the hell were we arguing all evening....

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damn... I was just thinking... maybe I should write a story about this? about...

Where they fart))))))

I don’t have such memories... but damn, what can’t you do for favorite forum)))... or not necessary...

No need to support the asshole, he’s all dirty, about the asshole

[◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊]

Красная шапочка и серый волк.. нет, зоофилией не страдаю))
если пофантазировать на эту тему.. он ведь такой непредсказуемый, опасный, могучий, бесстрашный, как рыцарь в серых доспехах.. встретит меня в лесу и проводит до бабушки, увлекая меня всякими мужскими интересностями и неведомыми дорожками в лесу и мягкими полянками с высокой травой

[Bully Carrie]

I last night didn’t come here, but you remembered all the collective fairy tales....well, almost) You just forgot that the Spartans were basically real fighting buggers (c).

[Cake747]

I last night didn’t come here, but you remembered all the collective fairy tales...well, almost) They just forgot that the Spartans were basically real fighting buggers (c).

I just didn’t spoil their fantasies)))

[Bully Carrie]

There was such a fantasy, the book was called "A Wizard Walked Through the City": there a guy found magic matches, a whole box, and the system was simple - you make a wish, break the match, the wish comes true. Now I would have broken it very beautifully....)))

[Cake747]

There was such a fantasy book called "A Wizard Walked Through the City": there a guy found magic matches, a whole box, and the system is simple - you make a wish, break the match, the wish comes true. Now I would have screwed it up very beautifully....)))

I remember this porn version, it was a very cool story)

[◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊]

I most likely want to get into a cartoon about a hedgehog in the fog rather than a fairy tale. Sometimes you want to take your bundle and drive off somewhere into the fog)

I saw memes on the internet from this cartoon, but I haven’t seen the cartoon itself. We’ll have to take a look. Interesting?

A classic of Soviet animation, be sure to watch it.. Yuri Norshtein approached the creation with soul.. they knew how to make cartoons before

[Bully Carrie]

knew how to make cartoons before

Exactly. A separate type of art. What’s your top 3? I have a Hedgehog in the Fog, Last year’s snow was falling, the Snow Queen (what kind of graphics are there, generally fire).

[King Bird]

In the fairy tale about Puss in Boots. I always dreamed of being Marquis Karabas. Now I wouldn’t refuse to become King. And what - he married his crazy daughter to a nouveau riche, he also grabbed an extra castle for himself, and you don’t have to pay any taxes.

[Xenophon]

I want to be a tin lumberjack! So that everything is made of iron!

[Shy Baby]

I want to become an iron woodcutter! So that everything is made of iron!

Danger! Rain is a mortal enemy!..

[Xenophon]

I want to become a Tin Woodman! So that everything is made of iron!

Danger! Rain is a mortal enemy!..

You forgot about the girl Nellie. She would lubricate me in the morning and at night!

[◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊]

were able to make cartoons before

Exactly. A separate type of art. What’s your top 3? I have a Hedgehog in the Fog, Last Year’s Snow Was Falling, The Snow Queen (what kind of graphics are there, generally fire).

"last year’s snow was falling" - it’s just a thrill.. classics for the new year)) everyone likes our old cartoons, but pps and the hedgehog are the coolest in my opinion)) and the “snow queen” inspired Miyazaki himself to create))

[Shy Baby]

I want to become a Tin Woodman! So that everything is made of iron!

Danger! Rain is a mortal enemy!..

You forgot about the girl Nellie. She would lubricate me in the morning and at night!

It is, of course, good when there is someone to lubricate... But if everything is made of iron then.. ..and the girl Nellie is not made of iron? Even if she had flown into the fairy-tale iron world in her little house, she would have ended up in the terrible world of iron rust. Creepy place!

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I would like to get into a fairy tale where it’s always summer, an abundance of greenery, and prosperity like “the banana just falls into your mouth.” Peace and grace.......Fairy tale.....Dream....

[Xenophon]

Danger! Rain is a mortal enemy!..

You forgot about the girl Nellie. She would lubricate me in the morning and at night!

It is, of course, good when there is someone to lubricate... But if everything is made of iron then.. ..and the girl Nellie is not made of iron? Even if she had flown into the fairy-tale iron world in her little house, she would have ended up in the terrible world of iron rust. Creepy place!

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I would like to get into a fairy tale where it’s always summer, an abundance of greenery, and prosperity like “the banana just falls into your mouth.” Peace and grace.....Fairy tale.....Dream....

Not at all. If the iron is lubricated more often, it will be soft and pliable, but will remain reliable and protect against any troubles. And the girl Nellie will be safe, cozy and warm. What else do girls need?

[Kalyaev]

I doubt that Nellie will have anything other than water-based silicone lubricant)))

[Shy Baby]

You forgot about the girl Nelly. She would lubricate me in the morning and at night!

It is, of course, good when there is someone to lubricate... But if everything is made of iron then.. ..and the girl Nellie is not made of iron? Even if she had flown into the fairy-tale iron world in her little house, she would have ended up in the terrible world of iron rust. Creepy place!

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I would like to get into a fairy tale where it’s always summer, an abundance of greenery, and prosperity like “the banana just falls into your mouth.” Peace and grace.....Fairy tale.....Dream....

Not at all. If the iron is lubricated more often, it will be soft and pliable, but will remain reliable and protect against any troubles. And the girl Nellie will be safe, cozy and warm. What else do girls need?

......You can’t lubricate the whole world...And if there’s only one, then you can’t save the world around you .
What do girls need? Well, at least, not only one iron one is constantly in oil... in grease.

[Xenophon]

It is, of course, good when there is someone to lubricate... But if everything is made of iron then... and the girl Nellie is not made of iron? Even if she had flown into the fairy-tale iron world in her little house, she would have ended up in the terrible world of iron rust. Creepy place!

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I would like to get into a fairy tale where it’s always summer, an abundance of greenery, and prosperity like “the banana just falls into your mouth.” Peace and grace.....Fairy tale.....Dream....

Not at all. If the iron is lubricated more often, it will be soft and pliable, but will remain reliable and protect against any troubles. And the girl Nellie will be safe, cozy and warm. What else do girls need?

......You can’t lubricate the whole world...And if there’s only one, then you can’t save the world around you .
What do girls need? Well, at least, not only one iron one is constantly in oil... in grease.

Such a task to save the world was not set. Moreover, it seems to me that it is no longer possible to save him.
So you need to lubricate not with oil, but with love. And then the Tin Woodman will have a big loving heart. Is this really not enough for you?

[Bully Carrie]

I always dreamed of being Marquis Karabas

I’m sure you would have the sense not to be fooled by the Cat’s manipulations)) But then the king is lost . Yes and Cat.

[Shy Baby]

Not at all. If the iron is lubricated more often, it will be soft and pliable, but will remain reliable and protect against any troubles. And the girl Nellie will be safe, cozy and warm. What else do girls need?

......You can’t lubricate the whole world...And if there’s only one, then you can’t save the world around you .
What do girls need? Well, at least, not only one iron one is constantly in oil... in grease.

Such a task to save the world was not set. Moreover, it seems to me that it is no longer possible to save him.
So you need to lubricate not with oil, but with love. And then the Tin Woodman will have a big loving heart. Is this really not enough for you?

This is another fairy tale - "Man in a Case"...And a fairy tale should captivate you into an unreal world, where white and fluffy ...
It’s better to get into the animated fairy tale "Hedgehog in the Fog". It’s nice when there is a hedgehog who will bring you jam... and so that there is no Carlson who will eat this jam.

[Xenophon]

......You can’t lubricate the whole world...And if only one, then the world around you won’t you will save.
What do girls want? Well, at least, not only one iron one is constantly in oil... in grease.

Such a task to save the world was not set. Moreover, it seems to me that it is no longer possible to save him.
So you need to lubricate not with oil, but with love. And then the Tin Woodman will have a big loving heart. Is this really not enough for you?

This is another fairy tale - "Man in a Case"...And a fairy tale should captivate you into an unreal world, where white and fluffy ...
It’s better to get into the animated fairy tale "Hedgehog in the Fog". It’s nice when there is a hedgehog who will bring you jam... and so that there is no Carlson who will eat this jam.

This could turn out to be a philosophical story about life and the vicissitudes of love. A hedgehog, in love with the girl Nelly, overcoming difficulties, brings his beloved jam, which is gobbled up by the fat Carlson who lives with her.
I understand that you are against the Swedish family? After all, we can assume that the three of you sat down together to drink tea with jam. Not such a bad tale for some.

[Shy Baby]

Such a task to save the world was not set. Moreover, it seems to me that it is no longer possible to save him.
So you need to lubricate not with oil, but with love. And then the Tin Woodman will have a big loving heart. Is this really not enough for you?

This is another fairy tale - "Man in a Case"...And a fairy tale should captivate you into an unreal world, where white and fluffy ...
It’s better to get into the animated fairy tale "Hedgehog in the Fog". It’s nice when there is a hedgehog who will bring you jam... and so that there is no Carlson who will eat this jam.

This could turn out to be a philosophical story about life and the vicissitudes of love. A hedgehog, in love with the girl Nelly, overcoming difficulties, brings his beloved jam, which is gobbled up by the fat Carlson who lives with her.
I understand that you are against the Swedish family? After all, we can assume that the three of you sat down together to drink tea with jam. Not such a bad fairy tale for some.

Creating a new fairy tale is not an easy task... :yes:
Yes, Carlson is not my character...

[weak intestine]

I don’t have such memories... but damn, what can’t you do for the sake of your favorite forum)))... or it’s not necessary...

tell me very much Interesting)

[niqk]

Yes, Carlson is not my character...

Who is your character? :question:

[Shy Baby]

Yes, Carlson is not my character...

Who is your character? :question:

Good question and incredibly difficult. Look, in fairy tales the main characters are either stupid-fools, or greedy-greedy-selfish, or naive victims of evil, insidious characters.
But you want to have a smart, honest, noble hero....(Although, this is already there is a fairy tale)
And therefore, the focus is on good wizards. Well, for example, the storyteller (wizard?) from The Snow Queen... or the fairy, the wizard from "Cinderella"...

[niqk]

Bashful Baby, oh, how right you are! But the fairy tale only reflects our reality. Not at all fabulous. There are no wizards here! You have to look for the right person to create a fairy tale with him...
Found it? Or still looking?

[Shy Baby]

Bashful Baby, oh, how you are rights! But the fairy tale only reflects our reality. Not at all fabulous. There are no wizards here! You have to look for the right person to create a fairy tale with him...
Found it? Or still in search?

I have never looked for a wizard, but I have had my HERO in life for 14 years now.