Something is whistling

[Oksana]

Who likes to insert various objects into their butts - if you insert a whistle there and walk around like that, then when you want to fart, will you be able to restrain yourself, or will a loud whistle be heard?
Can you check with the report? Thank you)

[Andrey81]

Probably a flute?)) or on a stick

[Oksana]

VARG_, they hung down because the RKN came to us today and we talked with them for a long time, and eventually came to an agreement. But I also read the topics and found off-topic flooding. That’s how it all happened.

As for the whistle - since I’m an engineer by nature, I just became interested, but I didn’t want to get into my own corner

Yes, and there is no whistle, only from the kettle if...

[Keep the change for yourself]

Oksanka,

I invented a life hack - an arousal alarm:

1 - take a Krona battery
2 - take a 9 V lamp
3 - take a miniature water leakage sensor
4 - connect it all with wires in series
5 - attach the light bulb to the forehead of the subject
6 - we insert the leakage sensor into the pussy
7 - we isolate the battery and put it in the ass so that it doesn’t get in the way
8 - we start saying compliments and light vulgarities
9 - we start touching, stroking and swearing
10 - the light on the forehead lights up, which means the lady is wet and ready, you can put the invention away and fuck.

Where to apply for a patent for an invention?

[Oksana]

Keep the change, it works, thanks for the idea!)))

[Keep the change for yourself]

Keep the change, it works, thanks for the idea !)))

Any developments according to your technical specifications - just pay

[Oksana]

Keep the change for yourself, there was no assignment, this is your own initiative, which is welcome)

[Hmmmm]

Where, Weak Intestine????
He knows everything about farts and whistles!)

[Keep the change for yourself]

Where, Weak Intestine????
He knows everything about hands and whistles!)

Don’t say this name, otherwise he’ll show off and literally ruin everything already disgusting themes

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Hmmmm,

Let me wear the T-shirt

[Hmmmm]

Don’t say this name, otherwise he’ll show up and literally kill all the already nasty topics

We need a professional opinion, even if it’s bad smelling)

Let me wear the T-shirt

No way! Then I’ll be naked!)

[Keep the change for yourself]

Not at all! I’ll be naked then!)

I’ll exchange it for a tangerine)

[bark]

Something whistles

Flask

[Christmas_Christmas]

Who likes to insert various objects into their butts - if you insert a whistle there and walk around like that, then when you want to fart, will you be able to restrain yourself, or will a loud whistle be heard? Can you check with a report? Thank you)

I just saw the topic....
wow!!! damn.. we can do it whenever we want)))).... Oksanka is our person!!!! if she can’t, then no one!!!..just kidding..
but seriously, now I’ll find a whistle and check how it whistles and whether it whistles at all)))....
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damn... did I say the last phrase out loud? .. don’t read... I’m kidding)))...

[Eustace]

now I’ll find a whistle and check how it whistles there and whether it whistles at all)))....

can you tell me in history later? How she whistled!)))

[Keep the change for yourself]

Now I’ll find a whistle and check how it whistles and whistles

I think the degradation is going too far...
n

Can I send the bagpipes via SDEK?)

[Christmas_Christmas]

now I’ll find a whistle and check how it whistles and whether it whistles at all)))....

can you tell me in history later? How she whistled!)))

damn... the details, I think, will be of interest only to the respected Weak Intestine)))....
but I’m serious I can’t find and get a whistle.. there’s damn it in the house.. but there’s no whistle(((.... I’ll ask my neighbor if he can borrow a whistle...

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now I’ll find a whistle and check how it whistles and whistles n

I think the degradation is going too far...

Maybe send the bagpipes to SDEK?)

so you laugh and mock me.. and I just that I went to see my neighbor... he doesn’t have a whistle either... but he was very interested in the question... he said that in order for the whistle to blow, you probably need to clean it... he said that if anything happens, he will help... he says contact me any time. .. it will clean it in such a way that it’s not like on your bagpipes.. I can easily “inflate” the blacksmith’s bellows....
just kidding....

[Eustace]

For such a topic, TS would have to ban itself in Chala. So no, I came here...

[Christmas_Christmas]

For such a topic, TS would have to ban itself in Chala. So no, I got stuck here...

so that’s why I got stuck, what’s that about “low”... but I really want to )))...

[Eustace]

but you want)))...

to whistle, or what?

[RANGE_]

Natali_Natali,
There are such rubber toys with a whistle at the bottom. You can borrow from there)))



PS. Yesterday I posted this clip in another thread. And then it just coincided... with the search for a whistle))
Natalie, I’m kidding, of course:)

[Christmas_Christmas]

but you want)))...

to whistle, or what?

probably)))....

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Natali_Natali,
There are these rubber toys with a whistle at the bottom. You can borrow from there)))

are you kidding me((((...

[Eustace]

you’re kidding

to pull the whistle out of the duck, and not to stuff the whole duck.

[Nick1979]

For such a topic, TS would have to ban itself in Chala. So no, I got stuck here...

so that’s why I got stuck, what’s that about “low”... but I really want to )))...

That’s it. This is where her dark side is revealed. It’s all about high things. Well, here she comes off

[Christmas_Christmas]

you’re kidding

to pull the whistle out of the duck, and not to stuff the whole duck.

damn. .. and I literally thought))) and there is that whistle on a string in the duck.. otherwise it will get stuck there... and then what to do? how to get it out?...

It’s all about lofty things. Well, here she comes off

and we can talk about both high and low)))....

[Nick1979]

you’re kidding

to pull the whistle out of the duck, and not to stuff the whole duck.

damn. .. and I literally thought))) and there is that whistle on a string in the duck.. otherwise it will get stuck there... and then what to do? how to get it out?...

It’s all about lofty things. Well, here she comes off

and we can talk about both high and low)))....

Well, it’s better to ask the author of the topic how to get it out. She probably has a lot of experience.

We can do anything. We are simple people.

[Eustace]

and there is that whistle on a string in the duck... otherwise it will get stuck there... and then what to do? how to pull it out?...

without a rope, I can’t pull it out, it means forever like the vehicle will

[Nick1979]

But I’m a fool, I gave mine a cork, but I needed a whistle.
Eh, I need to learn to add variety to my personal life.
How convenient, you can start and end with a whistle

[Christmas_Christmas]

Nick1979, Eustace,
don’t fucking scare me like that.. what does forever mean?. .. And where is that Oksanka? who saw her? I need advice from a professional on whistles)))...

[Nick1979]

Nick1979, Eustace,
don’t you fucking scare me like that.. what does that mean forever?... And where is that Oksanka? who saw her? I need advice from a professional on whistles)))...

We didn’t even think of scaring you. Don’t be afraid.
Well, if you find such a specialist. Then let him first send you a resume with audio files and video confirmation, otherwise a scammer might get caught. This matter needs to be taken seriously

[Eustace]

And where is Oksanka? who saw her? I need advice from a professional on whistles)))...

I’m trying to pick out a whistle

[Christmas_Christmas]

Nick1979, Eustace,
you damn me like that scare me... what does forever mean?... And where is that Oksanka? who saw her? I need advice from a professional on whistles)))...

We didn’t even think of scaring you. Don’t be afraid.
Well, if you find such a specialist. Then let him first send you a resume with audio files and video confirmation, otherwise a scammer might get caught. This matter needs to be taken seriously

damn... it’s just a mess with that whistle... in short, it’s all bullshit... it’s just a complete hassle... and all for the sake of what? whistle... what if it doesn’t whistle yet, then it turns out there was no point in all this....
long story short, I went to my neighbor... I’ll say that the whistle is no longer needed...

[Eustace]

I will say that the whistle is no longer needed...

just cleaning, right?

[RANGE_]

I’m such a fool, I gave my cork, but I needed a whistle.

Enterprising people will notice these lines and start producing corks with whistles in garages;)

[Keep the change for yourself]

I’m such a fool, I gave my a traffic jam, but I needed a whistle.

Enterprising people will notice these lines and start producing traffic jams in garages with whistles;)

Tomorrow we will reconfigure the machines!

I accept pre-orders!

[Christmas_Christmas]

I’ll say that the whistle is no longer needed...

just cleaning, right?

damn... who’s talking about what))))....

Enterprising people will notice these lines and start producing plugs with whistles in garages;)

so this radically changes things... I would buy myself such a plug, and more than one ))) combine useful things with music, so to speak...
just kidding....

[Nick1979]

so this radically changes things... I would buy myself such a cork and more than one))) to combine useful things with music, so to speak...
just kidding....

Yeah, you’ll have fun and play the melody. And if a musician gets caught, he’ll appreciate it anyway. Look, you’ll also give concerts based on artistic whistling.

[Christmas_Christmas]

Look, you’ll also give concerts based on artistic whistling

damn... I can’t pull off a concert alone... I’ll need a group))) we still need people to help... and then there are tours around the country and even foreign tours..
just kidding.. but in in a film for adults they will definitely offer the main role... no one has ever done this before)))

[Nick1979]

Look, you’ll also give concerts based on artistic whistling

damn... I can’t pull off a concert alone... I’ll need a group) )) we still need people to help... there are already tours around the country and even foreign tours..
just kidding.. but in a film for adults they will definitely offer the main role... no one has ever had this before)))

Well, you see, you will find like-minded people and go ahead in tour.
You’re right about the films. A new genre will appear. Where in the finale there will be not splashes, but whistles. By which the degree of satisfaction will be determined. Yes, and it will be difficult to imitate, you won’t be able to highlight it on purpose

[Oksana]

Well, did you whistle?)

[RANGE_]

Well, did you whistle?)

Through your efforts...

[Fulllist]

or will there be a loud whistle?

you can perform an entire musical composition this way

[niqk]

Well, did you whistle?)

Neighing! From the heart!! Thank you!!!

[Jolly Roger]

As sad as it may be, today this topic actually looks very “decent.” Especially considering that all the old(ies) have left and there is no one left among the "old-timers."
You’ll see, another couple of months will pass and if no one returns, then those who remain will be the "calling cards" " they will sometimes write in Topics "Remember the times"
So I just came to this topic and remembered the time when all "business cards" were still on the forum.

And I don’t fucking understand who didn’t have a bitch on their butt, and who intentionally or accidentally made it so that there was no one left on the forum

[RANGE_]

As sad as it may be, today this topic actually looks very “decent.” Especially considering that all the old(ies) have left and there is no one left among the "old-timers."
You’ll see, another couple of months will pass and if no one returns, then those who remain will be the "calling cards" " they will sometimes write in Topics "Remember the times"
So I just came to this topic and remembered the time when all "business cards" were still on the forum.

And I don’t fucking understand who didn’t have a bitch on their butt, and who intentionally or accidentally made it so that there was no one left on the forum

It’s worth looking at the current topics - and it will immediately become clear.
I tried my own topics - no one needs them. And there was everything about sex.
Fantasies and masturbation remained. It was there before, but there were more serious topics.