Licked the ass

[Deepface]

Advice: don’t hit the butt. It is natural for calla lilies to come out of the anus. And pushing a penis into the anus is unnatural.

[Eustace]

You will liquidate it at the exit. After all, you yourself will die.

By the sunshine!!!

[Nick1979]

You will liquidate it at the exit. After all, you yourself will die.

By the sunshine!!!

Well, you are truly fearless.
By the way, let’s chip in, I found a gift for your panties :ROFL:
Concrete toilet with hood and room for it
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You need to register to see the link.

[Eustace]

Concrete toilet with an exhaust hood and a room for it

we will give away one toilet!!!! There will be a bunch of crazy people!!! They will take the premises for the certificate themselves!!

[Nick1979]

Concrete toilet with an exhaust hood and a room for it

we’ll give away one toilet!!!! There will be a bunch of crazy people!!! They will take the premises for the certificate themselves!!

Don’t be greedy. They will spend the certificate on something else. Anyway, they have taxes for the destruction of the ozone layer, that’s where they need a lot of money.

By the way, I won’t take mine to the wedding, I’m afraid it won’t hold up

By the way, I also solved the problem of how they can reach people
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Пиздец я заботливый

[Eustace]

By the way, I won’t take mine to the wedding, I’m afraid it won’t hold up

stuff some tow in her nose, that’s business!!! We’ll put it in a diver’s suit, no problem, why offend Granny!!

By the way, I also solved the problem of how they can get out among people

Reinforced???

[Nick1979]

stuff some tow into her nose, that’s business!!! We’ll put it in a diver’s suit, no problem, why offend Granny!!

Fuck, I’m afraid after such a wedding I’ll have to look for a new one

Reinforced???

Anyway. By the way, you can sell your panties to them later, there will be people who like it no matter what, and the extra money won’t hurt them

[Eustace]

Nick1979, by the way, guests from their forum will hide away, not equipped, and piz....!!! The forum is dead, the last ones will be killed by fireworks!!!

[Eustace]

Fuck I’m afraid after such a wedding I’ll have to look for a new one

Let’s take our granddaughters, let them shut up until the Salute!!

[Nick1979]

Eustace,
At the entrance we will hand out Remedies. Otherwise they will accuse us later of ruining their forum.
And they will watch the fireworks behind armored glass

[Nick1979]

Fuck, I’m afraid after such a wedding I’ll have to look for a new one

Let’s take our granddaughters, let them shut up until the Salute!!

Anyway. By the way, the problem with the plugs has been solved, The granddaughters will caulk everyone’s holes
And to the fireworks they will take them out one by one and the volleys will go off.
True, the granddaughters will no longer be saved, they will fly straight into space, but it’s worth it.
Fuck, a really themed wedding, like no one else :crazy :

[Nick1979]

We’ll take our granddaughters, let them shut up until the fireworks!!

We just need to choose a longer wick so that they can hold out until the fireworks.

[Eustace]

though the granddaughters will no longer be able to be saved

they won’t go for water and laugh, we’ll kill two birds with one stone!!!

[Nick1979]

Eustace,
What did I think, Maybe we can open an agency with you to organize unusual themed weddings.
After all, this is a chance to get rich. There are so many ideas.
Now someone will read and organize and take all the laurels for themselves

[Nick1979]

though the granddaughters will no longer be saved

they won’t go for water and laugh, we’ll kill two birds with one stone!!!

No, this is cruel, let’s do without deaths

[Eustace]

No, this is cruel, let’s do without deaths

Plaster???

[Nick1979]

No, this is cruel, let’s do without deaths

Plaster???

In any case, ambulances and the Ministry of Emergency Situations should be on duty nearby.

[Eustace]

Login to the Forum!!! after the WEDDING!!!!!Oksanka!!!
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[Nick1979]

Login to the Forum!!! after the WEDDING!!!!!Oksanka!!!
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Есть пробитие

[Eustace]

Есть пробитие

[Nick1979]

There is a breakthrough

: ROFL:

So to speak, the entrance is from the yard. Welcome

[Eustace]

So to speak, the entrance is from the yard. Welcome

immediately to Oksanka’s Hole!!!

[Nick1979]

Eustace,
Let’s hope that our a friend with weak intestines will immediately show who is the boss in the house.
By the way, they will not determine this by loaf.
And by farting with a noise meter, whoever is louder is the boss.
I hope he can handle it

[Nick1979]

Eustace,
Fuck, here we are that’s fucked up. Well, what about the agency?

[Eustace]

Let’s hope that our weak-gut friend will immediately show who’s boss.

I haven’t seen him for a long time, is everything okay with him!! ! the wedding wouldn’t have been cancelled!

[Eustace]

Well, what about the agency?

why not!!! if we survive!!!!

[Nick1979]

Let’s hope that our weak-gut friend will immediately show who’s boss.

I haven’t seen him for a long time, is everything okay with him? okay!!! the wedding wouldn’t have been cancelled!

Well, it seems like a week ago

[Nick1979]

why not!!! if we survive!!!!

Well, if we survive after this, then we won’t be afraid of anything at all. Yes, we will have no end to orders. In a year, you and I will be on the Forbes lists.

I can already see an article about us with the headline how they rose "From fart to heaven"

[Eustace]

Nick1979, instead of rings, two corks on a saucer!! ! I just hear this voice!!! Young people exchange corks and seal your union with a kiss!!! Whack!!! damn!!!!

[Nick1979]

Nick1979, instead of rings, two corks on a silver platter!!! I just hear this voice!!! Young people exchange corks and seal your union with a kiss!!! Whack!!! damn!!!!

Not a little different. They will pull out their corks from each other and exchange them. Fucked up romance

[Nick1979]

Eustace,
And then they will be their own tell children how they fell in love with each other from the first fart

[Eustace]

They will pull out their corks from each other and exchange them. Fucked up romance

guests move away, the Young are cementing their Union!!!

[Nick1979]

They will take out their corks from each other and exchange them. Fucked up romance

guests move away, Young people are holding the Union together!!!

Exchange your farts, amen

[Nick1979]

Eustace,
And the song will be, you will recognize her by her smell

[Eustace]

Nick1979, Note!!! The whole organization is absolutely free!!! OKSANKA should be very grateful!!

[Nick1979]

Nick1979, Notice!!! The whole organization is absolutely free!!! OKSANKA should be very grateful!!

Well, how much work has already been done. We will consider this our resume as a contribution to the future of our agency

[Nick1979]

Nick1979, Notice!!! The whole organization is absolutely free!!! OKSANKA should be very grateful!!

This will be our debut, so to speak. Let’s thunder to the whole world

[Eustace]

Let’s make thunder throughout the world

well, let’s make thunder!!! be calm!!!

[Nick1979]

Let’s thunder all over the world

well, let’s thunder!!! be calm!!!

Well, you need to approach the matter wisely, you need to study the weather reports, so to speak, there was no wind. Otherwise, nearby settlements will suffer.
So to speak, we are a serious organization

[Nick1979]

Eustace,
By the way, we should come up with a name for the agency

[Venus]

Amphetamine, ))) Oksana gives you away because you love shit

[Venus]

Hard Egg Jean Claude Van Damme, Oksana, word user , which you used five minutes ago from another account and which you are writing now, only you and I use. Apparently this is professional. Although I often use user, and you often write user.
How many accounts did you decide to make here today? Aren’t you too lazy to suffer through crap? Better go and continue the show on your forum.
And why are you making male accounts? Show me a photo with your hand, otherwise I’m starting to think that you are not a woman. Your forum members will be upset when they find out that their Girl is not a girl. The vaginist will generally be shocked.

[Nick1979]

Amphetamine, ))) You Oksana shows love for shit

Not only to him. Here, with a short interval, several such lovers appeared at once

[Venus]

Nick1979, ))) This is Oksanka. She loves shit, but you can’t talk about it on your forum. They discuss serious topics there)))) I’m joking, of course. She has no one there to be with. She writes to herself in topics and answers herself.

[Nick1979]

Nick1979, ))) This is Oksanka . She loves shit, but you can’t talk about it on your forum. They discuss serious topics there)))) I’m joking, of course. She has no one there to be with. She writes to herself in topics and answers herself.

Well, yes, it’s only about high things)) And in general, girls don’t fart or poop. Here he suffers enough, but here he comes to shit)))

[Nick1979]

Strecoza,
Yes, it seems to me that she is communicating with herself here too))) Someone must answer then

I saw what kind of wedding we organized for her))) Everything is in her style

[Venus]

I saw the wedding we organized for her

))) No, I didn’t, I just came in)))) where? I’m very curious.

[Nick1979]

Strecoza,
So read our correspondence right on this topic, otherwise it would take a long time to tell. We tried)))

[Nick1979]

Eustace,

I forgot the most important thing. Oksana and all her followers need to know this anyway
For the sake of all of them I tried

To be always healthy, cheerful and immortal, you need to shit correctly.
Shit according to Feng Shui.
Rule one.
If you feel the urge to shit, don’t put it off under any circumstances “ for later.”
And it doesn’t matter where, when and under what circumstances this desire caught you.
Immediately begin this very important life process, even if there is no usual toilet nearby.
Rule two.
Sra, you need to keep your back very, very straight!
Whether sitting on the toilet, or squatting in a secluded nook or in the middle of the supermarket sales floor.
It doesn’t matter where.
The spine should always strive perpendicularly into space. Then all cosmic energy flows influence the process with much greater force, exerting positive pressure on the rectum.
Rule three.
Sra, close your eyes, make several wave-like movements with your abdominal muscles in order to collect everything the shit in your body is in one place, namely in the rectum, and focus on the process itself, mentally imagining the moment your shit passes through the sphincter ring.
While meditating, say goodbye to your shit leaving your body forever, thank it for that. Then the shit won’t take away your energy.
Don’t under any circumstances lower your head, trying to look between your legs to see your shit! It may think that you are sorry to part with it and not go out completely.
And then the fourth rule will be broken.
Rule four.
Sra, do not push under any circumstances. This can lead to an energy shift, blurred vision due to increased pressure on the eyeball, and even a cerebral hemorrhage.
Relax the sphincter (circular muscle) completely and smile widely because shit, leaving your body should know that you say goodbye to him with joy and gratitude, completely open the way for him to freedom and do not want to leave a single gram for yourself.
In this case, the shit will come out evenly and smoothly, in one solid monolith, which is very important for the implementation of the fifth rule .
Rule five.
Sra, you must adjust the height of the sphincter above the surface, gradually raising your ass so that your shit, once completely released into the wild as a single solid monolith, in no case falls on its side , but all that remains is to stand.
Stand proudly, rushing upward, into the abyss of the Universe above your head, like a spaceship at the start, aimed at flying to other worlds. Then the streams of cosmic energy, having passed through your straight spine, will return to your body, absorbing and preserving for you the thermal energy released by you.
Rule six, the last and most important.
Sra, Do not breathe through your nose under any circumstances.
Feng Shui categorically and irrevocably rejects the Russian proverb “Your own shit doesn’t smell!”
According to Feng Shui, it smells like shit, and how!
Inhaling the smell of your own shit , you leave in your genetic memory nostalgia for it and an immense, universal feeling of love for it.
And according to Feng Shui, you can’t love shit!
You can only respect shit for the fact that when it left, it left you its energy, and for the fact that it was part of you, but you cannot love it under any circumstances.

Following these simple rules, you will join the One Universal Energy Center and live happily ever after !

What if you have diarrhea, you ask? Or constipation?
Diarrhea and constipation are signs of incomplete unity with cosmic energy flows, signs of mental and physical ill health, and ill health has no place in feng shui.

When writing, a treatise from the 3rd century was used BC, written by Qiao Li Shun:

I was crazy when I read it.

[Nick1979]

Strecoza,
Well, how do you like it, good script

[Venus]

Strecoza,
nWell, how do you like it, good script

))) Of course, you chose a topic that sucks, I would never go into this, but it was fun to read you)) )