Who jerks off at work and who works for whom?

[Ortega]

I wonder which of those who sometimes flinch at work, who they work for

I’ll start with myself in IT

[Slogger]

it’s easier for guys in this regard) you can masturbate in the toilet stall

and why is it so difficult for you to go to the toilet?)

[Izumi]

Slogger, well, not all girls can cum while standing, I including. but for guys this is not a problem.

[Tamerlane]

When I worked in security. It’s boring at night. So I masturbated.

[Center]

And I almost never jerk off at work. And I relieve sexual arousal by thoroughly touching the one that caused it. Sometimes they go away somewhere, then another one takes the rap for her! From girl to milf and from cleaner to deputy. directors! If only the tits were good!

this is harassment and I’m sure that not all women at your work give themselves paw

[Andrey Petrov]

Center, You’re right! The headmistress doesn’t give it, but I can see in her eyes what she wants, but the chain of command gets in the way!

[The passage]

I like to masturbate at the checkout))) I work as a saleswoman in a five-room store.

[Slogger]

I like to masturbate at the checkout))) I work as a saleswoman in a five-room store.

Oh, how interesting

[Wow]

At work, there is enough time and space for jerking off, especially at night, and the heat also contributes to this. I’m on guard, walking around naked around the entire perimeter, leaving on myself only a belt with a pistol...

One hand is on the pistol - in case swindlers appear. The other hand moves back and forth...
I raise my eyes to the sky, and around there are stars and the endless Universe... and the tops of trees...
I finished...
The stars seem to have split in two... became brighter and larger...
I wiped my penis with a freshly picked leaf.
The leaf turned out to be too small. A lot has flowed past... The palm is completely slippery...

I’m thinking, what if at that moment some spy gets into the territory, and I have a pistol drawn – “Hyunda hoch, citizen!". And he, according to the genre, will try to slip out. And indeed, it will slip out...

[The passage]

At work there is enough time and space for jerking off, especially at night, and the heat also contributes to this. I’m on guard, walking around naked around the entire perimeter, leaving on myself only a belt with a pistol...

One hand is on the pistol - in case swindlers appear. The other hand moves back and forth...
I raise my eyes to the sky, and around there are stars and the endless Universe... and the tops of trees...
I finished...
The stars seem to have split in two... became brighter and larger...
I wiped my penis with a freshly picked leaf.
The leaf turned out to be too small. A lot has flowed past... The palm is completely slippery...

I’m thinking, what if at that moment some spy gets into the territory, and I have a pistol drawn – “Hyunda hoch, citizen!". And he, according to the genre, will try to slip out. And, indeed, he will slip out...

Why do you need a gun?, IMHO the criminal, seeing you in this form, will fall into a coma)))

[Wow]

Why do you need a gun?, IMHO the criminal, seeing you in this form, will fall into a coma

The comedian will also try to sneak out. But... the hand holding the gun is dry. It won’t slip out of it.

[The passage]

Why do you need a gun?, IMHO the criminal, seeing you in this form, will fall into a coma

The comedian will also try to sneak out. But... the hand holding the gun is dry. It won’t slip out of it.

And, don’t you shoot a pistol with both hands?))) In my opinion, the pistol is superfluous in your story)))

[Wow]

a pistol is superfluous in your story

Having a pistol helps keep at least one hand dry. What if there was no gun?!
Both would become slippery... Even the comedian would not be able to grasp it. He would slide... slide... You couldn’t even pull him out of the perimeter of the protected area. I would have to call the police - like: "Do you have employees with dry hands? Take away the swindler, he keeps slipping out of my hands".

[Lisa24]

He would slide...slide...

he would slide, slide... and you’re naked! And he’ll slide from behind, for example
No, a pistol is absolutely necessary! Protect the rear so much

[Wow]

a pistol is absolutely necessary

Even two. I go out on patrol more often with two pistols.
With one - this is when you want to throw out what has accumulated... And the “bottom”, from walking naked, still “gets wet”... “pours” down your thighs and down to your knees... It’s slippery. One foot slips over the other. It turns out to go faster.
I have to urgently return to the lodge, leave one pistol - in order to quickly run out closer to nature... and “get wet” my hand.
It’s a pity, on our territory we only have plants with small leaves.

[igor.stepochkin]

I imagine how the next morning all the employees are staring at the monitors, watching the night video, because any self-respecting office covers its territory with cameras like mushrooms in the forest.)

[niqk]

Hmm, so all the monitors show that the gun is in working order...

[For 250]

Shift driver
https://i.postimg.cc/63Zx2672/Video-Capture-20231017-091209.jpg

[Gaelic]

Well, the first part of the question is clear: after all, it is directly related to the topics of the forum. But the second... Why such interest in professions? Is this some kind of survey by the Ministry of Labor? Do you want to review the schedules? Who jerks off more often at work - should the lunch break be shortened?))

[Keep the change for yourself]

Gelik, sometimes, according to the boss, we jerk off all day long , but in reality it’s impossible to drink an extra cup of coffee

[Gaelic]

Gelik, sometimes, according to the boss, we jerk off the whole working day, but in reality we can’t drink an extra cup of coffee

So maybe they think so, on based on such surveys?))) Imagine that some inspector asks the manager:
- What do your replacement drivers do?
- Mostly jerking off)))

[Aion2012Dead]

Salesperson.
From time to time, I jerk off at work.

[Arhivarius]

There is a main job in a men’s team. I work part-time as a massage therapist and animator in kindergartens and children’s events. I paint face painting on children’s pugs. (I also sometimes draw on nudics). Sometimes I jerk off to reduce excess emotions

[Christmas_Christmas]

I won’t speak for others... but I can’t get my head around at work... It’s of course great when a woman or a man... for “one time”... well, or for “one time” two. "... I immediately started masturbating... and damn... until I orgasm... also at work..
For me masturbation = this is primarily a "fantasy"... and for fantasy , I definitely need the appropriate mood.. experiences.. thoughts.. the image of a girl or guy about whom or whom I “fantasize”... and it’s better to do such things at home.. in the bathroom, with the shower on... and also It would be better if my husband wasn’t even in the apartment, so I could fantasize out loud...
Well, what kind of mood can I have at work? Damn...what\would I need someone at work? "fantasize\masturbate? against your boss or what?... some kind of nonsense..

no, I would masturbate in front of the boss, and in general in front of my entire department.... but "according to the rules". .. in the game .. damn "obey or die"... just kidding)))
but seriously, I often fantasize about playing completely naked " in subordination and humiliation" at work. .. and in such fantasies masturbation in front of my colleagues, this is the most harmless thing that they force me to do publicly.... well, that’s a completely different song)))))... who likes such relationships in sex will understand what I mean.. .
just doing such things at work....damn, a waste of time....it’s like falling into water..damn farting...no sound, no smell....
yes people, no offense and nothing personal... just a remark....

Sent after 1 minute 4 seconds:
damn.. I probably joked in vain about farting.. now dear Weak Gut will come to the topic)))
just kidding.. damn..

Sent after 34 minutes 25 seconds:
damn.. not again I managed to "clean" my replica... in the chat window the "pencil" disappeared from the tools....

[niqk]

Natali_Natali, you are a romantic person with high aesthetic demands. That’s why you
need special conditions for masturbation, which are not always possible to create at work... It would be very interesting
to know what fantasies you masturbate to?

[Christmas_Christmas]

It would be very interesting
to know what fantasies you masturbate to?

My fantasies depend on my mood... now maybe I want some fantasies, but after a while I want something a little different... a lot depends on the girl or guy about whom\I am fantasizing...
something like this...

[niqk]

What about the content of fantasies? What kind of sex? With whom - acquaintances or strangers? Or even with dogs?..

[March]

who of those who sometimes flinch at work?

When I flinch, it’s not time for work.

[Christmas_Christmas]

Or even with dogs?

damn... well, why just with dogs?... that there is no one else except dogs...
For example, I like bears more... already in "Three Wishes" I showed a picture.. I’ll show you here again.....

https://i.postimg.cc/1XG8hsvS/616357-mashaimedvedi.jpg

[niqk]

Natali_Natali, isn’t this pedophilia? The girl is too small...

[Christmas_Christmas]

Natali_Natali, isn’t this pedophilia? The girl is too small...

where did you see pedoXViliya... firstly, it’s a fairy tale.. Secondly, judging by the picture, it’s only Masha I was with the smallest bear.. only he was the only one who turned away... and we still need to figure out which of them is older.. Masha or that damn Bear...
although damn.. you’re right.. "average "The bear also looks to the side... such a bastard... he most likely did not spoil Masha... but he probably managed to grope...
but in general, if you talk like that... then half of our fairy tales should be banned. ... If you really understand it, then what could Masha do with those Bears in the fairy tale..... damn.. I’m afraid to even say a word out loud))))
damn joke.... it’s clear to everyone that Masha and the Bears read books....

[March]

isn’t this pedophilia? The girl is too small...

There, in my opinion, the bear daughter is starting to have a tummy.
So there was someone third...

[niqk]

And who, after all, "puffed up Mashenka’s tummy"? Isn’t it anyone’s fault???

[2 svarog]

Do you tell guys it’s easier? What’s wrong with women? I put on a little bit of thong-type panties or slips. We took a masturbator with us; it will definitely fit in your Danish handbag. And being alone in the office, and so many women working, nothing prevents you from satisfying your lust.

[Kalyaev]

What’s wrong with women

Their moans and sniffles are revealed by
They’re having fun, they need warming up for about 10-15 minutes.
And the guy? Man!! So he took all of himself into a fist, went to the toilet and jerked himself off hard.
Unless, of course, this is a collective trip to a power line breakdown, but in an office)

[2 svarog]

If I didn’t “know”, I wouldn’t “say” it.

[weak intestine]

I don’t jerk off, but I love to fart. I don’t understand why you should hold back

[Christmas_Christmas]

but I love farting. I don’t understand why you should hold back

damn dear Weak intestines, well, no one argues... and really, why?... I’m talking about holding back...

[Kalyaev]

So that the dovecote is not crucified, the one who lets in the doves)

[Varian_Rin]

Today was not a working attitude at all
https://i.postimg.cc/sgLfYSwz/20240107-184103-1.jpg

[Sprats in oil!!!]

Marinka, You drive, how at the checkout you can fiddle with a nickel beans?

[Eugene123]

I jerked off a couple of times at work. I work in the construction industry. Jerk off in the trailer))

[Denchik42]

Thanks to the author of the topic and everyone who took part