What's the weirdest place you've jerked off?

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 What’s the weirdest place you’ve jerked off?

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For example, I once jerked off in the checkout line at a supermarket: I had a raincoat, and there was a hole in the pocket of the raincoat. I stood in line, looked at the pretty cashier, and peeked through this hole in my coat pocket. In my opinion, the cashier guessed ;)
Even when I was at university, I jerked off in women’s restrooms: I went into a booth, undressed and waited for the girl next to me to come into the next one. The thought that there was now an unfamiliar girl without panties across the partition made me cum in half a minute.
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Somehow, as a child, in an abandoned kindergarten, I undressed in a booth and played around in the bushes (I was 13-14 years old), not yet hairy and my head hadn’t come out yet, but straight up, fire!

And then a couple of times, just in the office when everyone was leaving, I jerked off at my workplace, closing the blinds and just came on the floor in the middle.
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Lately I’ve been masturbating in the car while I’m standing still and on the move. At first I masturbated through my pants and now I’m exposing my tits and started jerking off to passers-by and road users or to porn. It seems like I would like to be seen, but it’s a little dark sometimes I hide my tutyun so that no one will see it’s a little dark at night. Yes, and my genes did not share the big tit. I can’t be proud of the particularly large size, especially when sitting and pulling it out of my pants, all the advantages disappear. And I’m so completely delighted with what’s happening. And today an observer appeared from a neighboring house at the parking lot. The way I was jerking around, it seemed like a mohol to me. I’ll check tomorrow.
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The most unusual thing is at a lecture at the university. There was something about the mood and the lecturer was young. It’s almost summer, it’s hot, the girls are all almost naked. Then I drove home with stained underpants.
Once on the train I actually felt the heat from the girl sitting next to me. I saw her reading an e-book, and there was such a detailed sex scene. Apparently she was daydreaming and began to actively squeeze her legs. I also got excited by this, strained my penis, but didn’t come. We got off at the same station. Then I saw her several more times, but I never had the chance to sit next to her.
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I jerked off while driving this summer
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I drove naked at night and jerked off
On a train I was alone in a compartment once and also jerked off there naked
At work it happened a couple of times I stayed in the office and also jerked off naked, once I decided to go extreme and jerked off when everyone was in the office, and I was alone in the office and also jerked off only by lowering my pants, and when I finished, a colleague came into the office, managed to put on his pants, and the sperm was in his hand)) maybe he understood something)
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Probably at school, in the girls’/teachers’ restroom. We have women’s restroom was combined with the teacher type, i.e. A separate locked room with a push-button was allocated for the teachers. Well, naturally, something went wrong and these little rooms stopped fulfilling their function. The technicians stored equipment there, all sorts of bottles, boxes, etc. The doors there were not locked, and through the crack of this door there was a view of the three main common toilets, which the women used. He often liked to go into this little room, spy on the girls, and most importantly the teachers, and jerk off to the way they pissed and shitted.
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In cars at traffic lights and in traffic jams. It’s especially exciting if there’s a bus nearby.
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In the back seat of the bus
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Yes, I probably jerked off everywhere where I was in prison for more than a day. Well, everyone jerks off there. In the army, too, everyone. At all jobs. In the entrance. These are even ordinary places, one might say :)
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The most unusual thing in the dressing room, and more precisely not I, but me, was in the hospital, and after the operation for a long time they gave me injections into the bone marrow, this action was very painful, and it happened like this, I was lying on the table, and there was a curtain on my chest By covering the treated area, these injections were given in the intensive care unit, and naturally I was completely naked, so before administering the medicine, the nurse began to masturbate the penis, after which the injection was given (apparently to distract attention from the execution). For a long time after this, such an action was associated, like Pavlov’s dog, with pain... :oops:
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Under the window of the women’s ward of the hospital
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What worries me the most are individuals who jerk off while driving; it’s scary to realize that those who are driving in the same stream with you are not holding on to the steering wheel, but to their dick. Sooner or later you will cause an accident.
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I jerked off while looking at my mother-in-law’s underwear, which she took off and went to the outdoor shower five meters from me. She was washing her charms and did not suspect that I was playing nearby, smelling her panties)
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