Break the buzz of a friend!!!!

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 26 Oct 2023, 01:15

Womanslave, They brought a whole carload of them and unloaded them with pitchforks
I bought a large dried carp for the evening

26 Oct 2023, 01:25

Alexssss: 26 Oct 2023, 01:15 I bought a large dried carp for the evening

...I ended up with worms

I defended my diploma perfectly. ..

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 26 Oct 2023, 01:27

Markul: 26 Oct 2023, 01:25 I defended my thesis perfectly...

they didn’t even hire me at McDonald’s

I prepared a delicious dinner

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 26 Oct 2023, 01:29

Markul, You won’t believe it, it happened once(

26 Oct 2023, 01:31

Varian_Rin: 26 Oct 2023, 01:27 I prepared a delicious dinner

... after all, in the colony you spend a week in the kitchen.

The girl praised your penis size...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 26 Oct 2023, 01:33

Markul, ......... .and he immediately hung

On vacation soon

26 Oct 2023, 01:35

Alexssss: 26 Oct 2023, 01:33 I’m going on vacation soon

... but the boss said a maximum of 3 days

The girl allowed me to cum on my face.. .

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 26 Oct 2023, 01:39

Markul: 26 Oct 2023, 01:35 The girl allowed her husband to cum on her face...

I bought the game, which I have long wanted to go through

26 Oct 2023, 01:42

Varian_Rin: 26 Oct 2023, 01:39 I bought a game that I had been wanting to play for a long time

... Smoke came out of the video card

.. . Came for a walk at a corporate party...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 26 Oct 2023, 05:44

Got drunk and didn’t fuck anyone
br/>Going on a first date in the dark

26 Oct 2023, 10:28

Alexssss: 26 Oct 2023, 05:44 I’m going on a first date in the dark

... and Seryozha too

After the date, the girl called to her place...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 26 Oct 2023, 10:34

Introduce parents....
I was going to do cunnilingus

26 Oct 2023, 21:07

Alexssss: 26 Oct 2023, 10:34 I was going to do cunnilingus

... and she didn’t wash herself for 3 days

I kissed a beautiful woman at a corporate party colleague...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 26 Oct 2023, 21:14

She had bad breath

Colleague gave a blowjob

26 Oct 2023, 21:56

Alexssss: 26 Oct 2023, 21:14 A colleague gave me a blowjob

But you were the seventh in a row

In the pharmacy all the lubricants and condoms became for half price...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 26 Oct 2023, 22:20

Markul: 26 Oct 2023, 21:56
Alexsss: 26 Oct 2023, 21:14 A colleague gave a blowjob
But you were the seventh in a row

Everything at the pharmacy lubricants and condoms became half price...

They were expired and the condoms were not elastic
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Today we will have erotic massage

27 Oct 2023, 00:18

Alexssss: 26 Oct 2023, 22:20 Today you will have an erotic massage

... your wife got a job in a masturbation salon and will finally give it to you too

The ex asks her to forgive her and start over...

Unread post by **Alice** » 21 Nov 2023, 22:33

But they don’t fit in.

I prepared breakfast. I set the table.
I turned on YouTube. I picked up a sandwich and...

Unread post by **Murena0314** » 21 Nov 2023, 22:39

Alenka: 21 Nov 2023, 22:33 I prepared breakfast. I set the table.
I turned on YouTube. I picked up a sandwich and ....

An awkward movement, and the sandwich, according to the law of a sandwich, falls down with butter, sausage, etc.

My husband arranged a romantic candlelit dinner at home...

Unread post by **Pilgrim** » 21 Nov 2023, 23:13

Moray eel0314: 21 Nov 2023, 22:39 My husband had a romantic dinner by candlelight at home...

And then the guests arrived
Finally, we bought tickets to the Nutcracker...

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 21 Nov 2023, 23:50

Watched the entire show in traffic

Received offer to participate in "Secret Santa"

Unread post by **Alice** » 22 Nov 2023, 03:04

And you have no idea what kind of game this is!!!!

A love correspondence began...

22 Nov 2023, 03:09

Alenka: 22 Nov 2023, 03:04 A love correspondence began...

... with the neural network.

The boss said he would raise my salary...

Unread post by **Bully Carrie** » 22 Nov 2023, 03:14

..... but will deprive you of bonuses for a year.
The wife promised a striptease on Friday evening....

22 Nov 2023, 03:18

Hooligan Carrie: 22 Nov 2023, 03:14 My wife promised a striptease on Friday night....

But on Thursday you have a flight to a week-long conference.

My husband said that he bought a product so as not to cum for an entire hour...

Unread post by **Bully Carrie** » 22 Nov 2023, 03:21

Markul: 22 Nov 2023, 03:18 My husband said that he bought a product so as not to cum for an entire hour...

but the side effect is that the penis doesn’t get hard for a week
You prepared it for your beloved romantic dinner, lit candles, lit the fireplace, put on sexy panties.....

22 Nov 2023, 03:24

Hooligan Carrie: 22 Nov 2023, 03:21 You prepared a romantic dinner for your beloved, lit candles, lit the fireplace, put on sexy panties.....

She came menstruation

The child graduated from school with a gold medal...

Unread post by **Bully Carrie** » 22 Nov 2023, 03:27

Markul: 22 Nov 2023, 03:24 The child graduated from school with a gold medal...

.... but at graduation he publicly swore at the director, broke expensive equipment and got into a fight with a historian, historian in plaster....

Unread post by **Bully Carrie** » 22 Nov 2023, 03:35

You found a good car at a great price.....

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 22 Nov 2023, 04:25

...the neighbors were flooded, all the money was spent on repairs

It was an evening to read a book

Unread post by **Alice** » 22 Nov 2023, 04:30

The neighbor decided to drill....

I decided to have dinner in a cafe after work...

Unread post by **Bully Carrie** » 22 Nov 2023, 07:15

Alenka: 22 Nov 2023, 04:30 I decided to have dinner in a cafe after work...

In one cafe all the tables are occupied, another was closed for technical reasons, in the third there is a former colleague with whom I don’t want to say hello.
I saw a cool down jacket on sale, the right size......

Unread post by **Beluga** » 22 Nov 2023, 07:21

Hooligan Carrie: 22 Nov 2023, 07:15 I saw a cool down jacket on sale, the right size......

I put it on and it turned out to be two sizes too big
it was a beautiful November morning, frosty, the sun was shining
I took a rope and decided to hang myself on the nearest branch

Unread post by **Bully Carrie** » 22 Nov 2023, 11:59

Belkha: 22 Nov 2023, 07:21 I took a rope and decided to hang myself on the nearest branch

but I forgot the soap

I managed to quickly and effortlessly raise a considerable amount. ...

23 Nov 2023, 19:47

Hooligan Carrie: 22 Nov 2023, 11:59 I managed to quickly and effortlessly raise a considerable amount....

... but my ass has been hurting for the third day

I inherited a house in Sochi...

Unread post by **Murena0314** » 23 Nov 2023, 20:01

Markul: 23 Nov 2023, 19:47 Inherited a house in Sochi...

but then it was washed away by a mudflow from the mountains...

nToday is Friday...

23 Nov 2023, 20:05

Moray eel0314: 23 Nov 2023, 20:01 Today is Friday...

Back to work tomorrow (and this is true

)

Won a box of lubricants in a competition from Durex...

Unread post by **verizon** » 23 Nov 2023, 21:10

Markul: 23 Nov 2023, 20:05 We won a box of lubricants in a competition from Durex...

With the effect of a Vietnamese star)
My beloved decided to invite a girlfriend to bed

23 Nov 2023, 21:13

veriz: 23 Nov 2023, 21:10 My beloved decided to invite a girlfriend to bed

It turned out that Zinaida Tarasovna +60 from her work

At work they said that waiting for a promotion...

Unread post by **Wercom** » 24 Nov 2023, 19:41

give a good fuck

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 25 Nov 2023, 09:23

Markul: 23 Nov 2023, 21:13 At work they said that they were waiting for a promotion...

but they would have to sacrifice a point.

They show it in cinemas a movie I’ve been waiting for a long time

Unread post by **vlasm** » 25 Nov 2023, 09:54

Varian_Rin: 25 Nov 2023, 09:23 The cinemas are showing a film that I have been waiting for a long time

But the nearest cinema is 300 km away

I met a cool female

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 25 Nov 2023, 09:57

vlasm: 25 Nov 2023, 09:54 I met a cool female

beaver)))))

I bought a delicious cake for the evening

Unread post by **Tapkin** » 25 Nov 2023, 10:17

Alenka: 23 Oct 2023, 02:17 And you should meet your mother-in-law at the station at night.

Today you plan to be home alone...

nI’m leaving...I wish the wheel wouldn’t get stuck!)))

Unread post by **Alice** » 25 Nov 2023, 10:57

Tapkin, take a spare one.

25 Nov 2023, 19:58

Varian_Rin: 25 Nov 2023, 09:57 I bought a delicious cake for the evening

But I didn’t look at the date, I opened it and even the rats in the basement of the house ran away from the smell...

I went fishing with an overnight stay

Unread post by **Kalyaev** » 25 Nov 2023, 20:21

there was a hurricane at night with rain and hail
br/>I filled up a full tank of gas

Unread post by **Evgen84** » 25 Nov 2023, 21:02

But he mixed up the pump and filled diesel instead of gasoline

Invited a couple for mzhm

25 Nov 2023, 21:25

Evgen84: 25 Nov 2023, 21:02 Invited a couple for MFM

They mixed sleeping pills, took everything out of the apartment, woke up with a bottle in my ass.

nI decided to become brutal and started growing a beard

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 26 Nov 2023, 12:50

3 hairs have grown, and even those are in my nose

We approved the vacation and have already taken a trip