Break the buzz of a friend!!!!

Unread post by **Alice** » 23 Oct 2023, 01:25

The game is not new, but let’s try anyway...
The first person sets a phrase or situation, and the second breaks it off...and then offers his own...

- Today I have a new phone!!!!
- I was coming home from work, read the forum and dropped it in a puddle!!!!

Sent after 1 minute 53 seconds:
Woke up before the alarm clock with a little excitement!

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 23 Oct 2023, 01:29

....... denied intimacy
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Salary coming soon

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 23 Oct 2023, 01:30

- the collectors will take everything

A nice friend sent me a photo...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 23 Oct 2023, 01:36

- she made the wrong address
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Vacation ahead

Unread post by **Alice** » 23 Oct 2023, 01:37

But there is no weather - it’s raining

br/>They invited me to the cinema in the evening.

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 23 Oct 2023, 01:44

The boss loaded him with urgent work

Planned dinner at his favorite cafe

Unread post by **Xenophon** » 23 Oct 2023, 02:04

Varian_Rin: ↑23 Oct 2023, 01:44 The boss loaded me with urgent work

I planned dinner at my favorite cafe

I got food poisoning during lunch whitewash at the station.

Sent after 1 minute 1 second:
I wanted to go to bed early.

Unread post by **Lexa55** » 23 Oct 2023, 02:07

Ksenofont: ↑23 Oct 2023, 02:05
Varian_Rin: ↑23 Oct 2023, 01:44 The boss was busy with urgent work

I planned dinner at my favorite cafe
I was poisoned by whitewash at the station during lunch.

Sent after 1 minute 1 second:
I wanted to go to bed early.

But I couldn’t ask the Internet for time off))

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 23 Oct 2023, 02:12

There’s beer in the fridge at home)

Unread post by **Alice** » 23 Oct 2023, 02:17

And you should meet your mother-in-law at the station at night.

Today you plan to be home alone...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 23 Oct 2023, 02:21

At the last moment, the husband changed plans
br/>The end of the working day is soon

Unread post by **Lexa55** » 23 Oct 2023, 02:21

Alenka: ↑23 Oct 2023, 02:17 And you should meet your mother-in-law at the station at night.

Today you plan to be home alone...

And so it began critical days)

Sent after 1 minute 3 seconds:

Alexssss: ↑23 Oct 2023, 02:21 At the last moment, the husband changed plans

Soon the end of the working day

And suddenly there was an emergency)

Unread post by **Alice** » 23 Oct 2023, 02:29

Lexa55, suggest a situation!

23 Oct 2023, 03:06

I wanted to jerk off to my work colleague, took off my panties and...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 23 Oct 2023, 03:08

The boss came in
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For dinner, a delicious, juicy steak

Unread post by **Lexa55** » 23 Oct 2023, 03:36

Alenka: ↑23 Oct 2023, 02:29 Lexa55, suggest a situation!

In the evening there will be a meeting with his mistress.

Unread post by **Alice** » 23 Oct 2023, 03:40

Alexssss: ↑23 Oct 2023, 03:08 For dinner, a delicious, juicy steak

And today is your day to give up meat

Lexa55: ↑23 Oct 2023, 03:36 In the evening there will be a meeting with his mistress.

And her husband returned earlier from a business trip.

Picked up kitten on the street

23 Oct 2023, 03:45

But there is no refusal from sex) so I immediately move on to my mistress)

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 23 Oct 2023, 04:16

Alenka: ↑23 Oct 2023, 03:40 I picked up a kitten on the street

And he is flea-filled)))

Romantic evening

Unread post by **Punisher38** » 23 Oct 2023, 07:50

Alexsss, they bring the bill and the crush disappears in the restroom)

Last mortgage payment

Unread post by **Aion2012Dead** » 23 Oct 2023, 07:55

Alexssss: ↑23 Oct 2023, 04:16 Romantic evening

It comes to discussing your favorite movie, the chosen one is a fierce fan of the human centipede and suggests trying it!
(sorry, I couldn’t resist, I really liked the clip and the story itself)

I decided to become a volunteer and please the children with sweets

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 23 Oct 2023, 08:39

I went to see the kids and sprained my leg
I bought a cool watch

Sent after 2 minutes 24 seconds:
Aion2012Dead, off topic, what kind of clip is about a centipede, I watched a film about a maniac, I was amazed

Unread post by **Alice** » 23 Oct 2023, 08:57

Turned out to be a Chinese fake.

I caught the last train.

Unread post by **Xenophon** » 23 Oct 2023, 09:00

Alenka: ↑23 Oct 2023, 08:57 Turned out to be a Chinese fake.

Caught the last train.

Wrong side.
Ordered a taxi.

Unread post by **Alice** » 23 Oct 2023, 09:04

But it didn’t arrive.

I won the lottery.

Unread post by **Aion2012Dead** » 23 Oct 2023, 09:11

Ksenofont: ↑23 Oct 2023, 09:00 In the wrong direction.
Ordered a taxi.

We ended up in the Office of the Unsurpassed Gods.
You don’t even need to choose... your desires will do everything for you!
You wanted to forget and get home..

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 23 Oct 2023, 09:17

Alenka: ↑23 Oct 2023, 09:04 Won the lottery.

lost the ticket

Went for an interview. Called back

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 23 Oct 2023, 09:34

You are not suitable for us...,

Haven’t seen my beloved for two months, meeting today)

Unread post by **Aion2012Dead** » 23 Oct 2023, 10:09

Alexssss,
She did pretty well this way to decompose.

I went to an elite sanatorium to improve my health...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 23 Oct 2023, 10:21

The weather didn’t work out
I’m happy to go to work

Unread post by **Alice** » 23 Oct 2023, 10:24

And they call you: the garage has been opened.

I was getting ready to go fishing.

23 Oct 2023, 10:29

And the fish was over

Alenka took off her panties and got ready for the shower)

Unread post by **Aion2012Dead** » 23 Oct 2023, 10:30

Alenka: ↑23 Oct 2023, 10:24 And they call you: the garage has been opened.

There is no garage, .. - that means it was not mine that was opened!\

Alenka: ↑23 Oct 2023, 10:24 Getting ready to go fishing

I was never interested in this industry.

I went to the cinema... ............

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 24 Oct 2023, 00:41

Aion2012Dead: ↑23 Oct 2023, 10:30 I went to the cinema......

the recording of the film was lost (based on personal experience)

The boss promised a bonus....

Unread post by **Alice** » 24 Oct 2023, 01:03

And I forgot to transfer the data to the accounting department.

My husband brought home a kilogram of strawberries.

Unread post by **AlwaysNaked** » 24 Oct 2023, 01:08

I get turned on by boobs: ↑23 Oct 2023, 10:29 Alenka took off her panties and got ready to take a shower)

And then the water was turned off)

Varian_Rin: ↑24 Oct 2023, 00:41 The boss promised a bonus....

The key contract was not signed.

I ordered myself a pizza. ...

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 24 Oct 2023, 01:12

AlwaysNaked: ↑24 Oct 2023, 01:08 Ordered a pizza....

the courier ate half of it

Brewed aromatic coffee

Unread post by **Alice** » 24 Oct 2023, 01:14

And he poured it on himself...

I wanted to feed the cat.

24 Oct 2023, 01:47

The cat will wait, but Alyonka’s pussy won’t) yum)

Went out onto the porch

Unread post by **Kubanoid** » 24 Oct 2023, 02:04

And suddenly it began to rain heavily

I looked at the girl on the beach...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 24 Oct 2023, 02:06

...and she turned out to be slanted in both eyes
I bought myself a new sex toy

24 Oct 2023, 05:43

And it turned out to be used

I found a hole to peep into the women’s locker room

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 24 Oct 2023, 05:45

.....and they showed you a dick in it
sex with a couple of pretty girls

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 26 Oct 2023, 00:52

Alexssss: ↑24 Oct 2023, 05:45 planned sex with a couple pretty girls

the day before they had a fight

Sex with a couple is planned...

26 Oct 2023, 01:01

Varian_Rin: ↑26 Oct 2023, 00:52 Sex with a couple is planned...

But this is a pair of socks

The wife said that there will be a surprise in the evening. ..

Unread post by **Varian_Rin** » 26 Oct 2023, 01:03

Markul: ↑26 Oct 2023, 01:01 My wife said that there would be a surprise in the evening...

my mother-in-law arrived in the evening

Agreed about meeting a person from the forum

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 26 Oct 2023, 01:06

She didn’t come(((

I bought delicious beer for the evening

26 Oct 2023, 01:08

Alexssss: ↑26 Oct 2023, 01:06 I bought delicious beer for the evening

... they called me to work.

I picked up a prostitute for the first time. ..

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 26 Oct 2023, 01:10

she came dirty and drunk
br/>I bought the girl beautiful underwear

Unread post by **Womanslave** » 26 Oct 2023, 01:12

Alexssss: ↑26 Oct 2023, 01:10 I bought the girl beautiful underwear

And she put it on for her lover.
I bought condoms

Break the buzz of a friend!!!!

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