I have a disability, I want to call a prostitute, but I don’t know how to do it

[Gudgeon]

That’s why people came up with condoms and miramistin. Although, I would still suggest an erotic massage. But the author didn’t ask us. He says he wants a prostitute.

[wladim40]

It is written on the condom packaging that it does not guarantee 100% protection. If Miramistin and condoms were guaranteed to protect (there was a sad case), venereologists would have died of hunger. Of course, it’s his business. I’m also for erotic massage .

[Sorcerer]

I didn’t wash my hands, I jerked off and my dick got infected)))

[Womanslave]

Hello, I’m 19 years old and I have a severe disability, SMA, and I want to call a prostitute in secret from my mother, but I don’t know how to do it correctly, since my mother doesn’t leave the house often and not for long, sometimes 3 hours or longer, but at home It often happens that it’s either a grandmother or a sister or an aunt, there are simply no days when there is no one at home, and there is an intercom at the entrance and the girl is not close to go, I can’t get up to open the intercom door, I can’t ask anyone to open the intercom door and I don’t I want people to know about this, I still constantly worry that someone will see, tell me how to open the intercom door and so that no one sees or finds out that I had a prostitute

Did you correctly suggest below - a loan from a prostitute if you have a mother?

[Vany212]

Having sex with your mom is generally tough

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Besides, she will say that I’m a goner

[Sorcerer]

Buy a vagina in a sex shop and be satisfied if there is no other option. That’s right, don’t even think about incest.

[wladim40]

A funny request. I have a friend who loves sex and thinks that she is not a prostitute. But unfortunately I am far away. From Belgorod.

[Vany212]

SMA disability, do you know what SMA is?? this is when it’s even hard to breathe and I’m generally silent about the movement of the arms, but here it depends on the type, the heavier the type, the less a person can do, I have type 2, that is, average, this means that the legs and arms move a little, so I can’t distort either a vagina will be of little use, unless of course it is with a living girl.

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But if you have girlfriends, acquaintances, sisters, wives, even mothers, from 18 to 38 years old in Sevastopol, then I’m listening,

[Sorcerer]

They gave you a lot of advice, but you continue to sit and listen. Or do you think with your posts about your situation you will arouse pity, and everyone will start oohing and aahing and rush to you with their friends? Will everyone line up like that to satisfy you? Yes, no one gives a damn about you because they are not sure that you are not a fake and not a brawler.

[Vany212]

1) don’t be rude, (2) I just explained to you that even if I buy a vagina, what should I do with it, (3) I’ve already decided almost everything, but that’s not certain

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I’m wondering what proof I need to provide to be believed, I don’t want I was told how poor and helpless I am, I just want to close this topic that I am not a fake once and for all

[wladim40]

. The vagina is self-propelling. But it’s expensive. And how will it be delivered without being discovered by relatives? How to store? And it needs to be washed well after use. There are more problems than with a prostitute As suggested here, negotiate with an erotic massage therapist. And he will come legally, without causing any special suspicion... But the owner is a gentleman. It’s up to you .

[Vany212]

Thank you, I think that everything will work out for me, or not, I definitely won’t say that this is a masseuse, this is very suspicious

[wladim40]

Crap. Well, of course it’s suspicious. that a woman will come to you like horseradish from a mountain. Unexpected for everyone. Talk to your mom, they say your back hurts (it probably hurts) as if you read on the Internet that massage is good for pain, and it’s true.. Tell me, do you want to try at least a couple of sessions, if you don’t like it, you’ll refuse. If mom is against it, that would be an excuse. Suddenly you sleep with a prostitute. You say against her will you called a masseuse. However you decide to proceed, I wish you good luck.

[Vany212]

There is a small one, but a massage therapist or masseuse is provided free of charge by the state, but here I didn’t say that my back hurts and called a masseuse for money, such a number will only work with my sister and then she may not believe it or tell whoever, but if I sleep then I’ll tell that this is a masseuse, although it’s still suspicious what she’s doing on me and even naked, especially if she’s wearing stockings, but no matter how thank you

[wladim40]

hmm, the task is getting more difficult. State massage therapists probably have a limit on the frequency of visits. Your back may get sore in between. although in your case this option disappears. Then my fantasy is exhausted. I can’t imagine how you can make your wish come true. When you decide, let me know. It will be interesting to know how things will end.

[Gudgeon]

Am I the only one who thinks that additional conditions for complications are invented on the fly? The man has received enough good advice, but he doesn’t need a solution, he needs demagoguery on the forum

[Vany212]

Ha-ha-ha, I already said that I almost agreed and found the girl and she seems to agree, all that remains is to somehow open the intercom door and wait for the majority to leave the house

[wladim40]

Well, we’ll see.

[Sorcerer]

already said that he almost agreed and the girl

here, he already found the girl, she already agrees to everything. I wonder where and how much? But we continue to set conditions with treats. Yes, in my opinion, he just needs a plot, he sets the conditions, they tell him how, he imagines and jerks off.

[Vany212]

She doesn’t agree with everything, I told her that I have a severe disability, that I don’t walk, I hardly move, I tried to explain to her what SMA is, she still doesn’t know, she said that let me come and take a look and we’ll resolve the issue on the spot, I He said that there is no need to come now because her family and all that, but if she comes then in any case I will have to pay and she will at least do something, here is a screenshot if you don’t believe me.
https://i.postimg.cc/v8Px2SYq/Screenshot-20231111-124518355.jpg

[wladim40]

Hi all. I think the main problem is not with the girl, this is a small part of the problem. And in the method of its delivery to the place of execution of the intended action. Moreover, with the observance of secrecy in the presence of several people. Well, I don’t know. The probability of a fawn is very high. The only thing . that the process of preparation and discussion is pleasant and excites the organizer, yes. In my youth, I also called prostitutes, found out the conditions and the price. And I had no intention of going anywhere.

[Vany212]

Not quite like that, I don’t really like to discuss, the most important thing is to hide the fact that someone was with me, call her on time since she has to get ready in about an hour, drive about thirty minutes, plus an intercom, you can of course tell her to call any apartment and she said that she lives here, she just forgot the keys to the door, but they might not believe it, and if they do believe it, then you can stand under the door for an hour or two or three, and time is money and the chances of failure increase, and yes, you’re right said

[Sorcerer]

Damn it, distort it and there’s no problem, no one will burn. You have two prostitutes permanent.

[Vany212]

I said my hands can barely move

[wladim40]

It has already been written here that the intercom has a code. You need to find out and tell the girl or steal the chip from one of your relatives and throw it out the window when she comes up. In general, without outside help everything is very problematic. If your sister is over 20, you can talk to her and at least get you a spare chip. In my opinion, the intercom code eliminates all your obstacles at this stage.

[Sorcerer]

code from the intercom

the access code is outdated, outdated. Output new code)

[Vany212]

I don’t have a 20-year-old sister, I need to find out what kind of intercom I have and then try about 100 passwords, fortunately there is someone for now

[Sorcerer]

my sister is gone,

where is my sister? You take memory medications for memory, so you can remember when you lie.

[Vany212]

I told my 20 year old sister no, what’s not clear here

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I have a sister, but she can’t duplicate the key

[wladim40]

Hello . A new thought came. Let’s say a girl has gone through the intercom and approaches an apartment that is locked. That is, the owner in this case needs to be opened by our hero from the inside. He can do this, albeit with difficulty, otherwise he was going to let her in after the intercom. Therefore the scheme is like this; We call the girl, then we get to the intercom handset (there is time) If the opening button is not the handset, but on the wall, then build a fence or a pyramid of chairs or a long pole (mop) and with bated breath we count the minutes until arrival. Upon arrival of the sexual object, press the button. Voila! Access to the body is provided.

[Vany212]

No, I don’t move on my own, my hands practically don’t work, I can’t take anything, so I can’t open the intercom, so it doesn’t matter whether the handset or the button doesn’t matter, with the front door to the apartment everything is elementary since it’s always open, so the girl entering the apartment will not be difficult, entering the room is the same, so the main problem is the intercom, and partly relatives, but they will leave, and the intercom cannot be opened

[Sorcerer]

How do you hold the phone? How do you print? You don’t eat by yourself, are you spoon-fed?

[Tapkin]

How do you hold the phone? How do you print? You don’t eat by yourself, they feed you from a spoon?

*I’m not baptized myself, but I think I’d better apologize to God just in case!

Guys, can’t you see that this is a troublemaker with no brains!

[Sorcerer]

Guys, can’t you see that he is a troublemaker with no brains!

yes, I want to know which arm he has the most pumped up.

[Gudgeon]

I have a sister, but she can’t make a duplicate key

Does she also have a disability? Or incompetent? What else can you come up with to complicate things?.. Ah! exactly! She has agoraphobia along with social phobia. Sits under the battery, shaking, poor thing.

I said there is no 20 year old sister, what is not clear here

It is not clear why you are making all this up if honestly. So how old is your sister? Or have you not yet decided how old she should be to make it more difficult? Take immediately either 4 years or 90 years. You won’t miss.

How do you hold the phone? How do you type?

Like Stephen Hawking, rest his soul, apparently. Only there is no that intelligence, because the intercom is a fundamentally impenetrable barrier.

Z.Y. Intercoms with telephone controls were invented a long time ago, if there is no such thing, but a push-button one, then you can clearly see from the buttons where people are poking with their stumps - guessing the 3 digits of the code is no problem. Damn, you can just stand for 5 minutes and go in with someone (I’ve done this a hundred times). And you can also ask for the code... any tenant of the house, since you are a tenant yourself, has community chats, knock on any tenant’s PM and find out the code from your own fucking entrance.
The problem is a damn thing. I’m already tired of this circus. Aren’t you tired of inventing this nonsense yourself?

[attentive1]

No, I don’t move on my own, my hands practically don’t work, I can’t take anything, so I can’t open the intercom, so it doesn’t matter whether the handset or the button doesn’t matter, with the front door to the apartment everything is elementary since it’s always open, so it won’t be difficult for a girl to enter the apartment, the same goes into the room, so the main problem is the intercom, and partly the relatives, but they will leave, and the intercom cannot be opened

Don’t be stupid. Find out the intercom code from the management company. For example, K12K8112 This is from apartment 12. Where is the thank you for entertaining you?

[Sorcerer]

It’s easier than ever to call your neighbor. Okay, I went into the entrance, how will I get into the apartment? You don’t move, you don’t raise your hands, but how can you open the door? Or there is voice control. I say again, take memory medications, at least eat fish more often.
Dreamer, they called you.

[Vany212]

For those especially gifted who need to take pills and who are inventing that I am a dreamer and not disabled, I explain, the girl can open the door to the apartment herself, she is certainly not disabled, I have not said anywhere or when how old my sister is, but for idiots I will tell her that sixteen SIXTEEN, she doesn’t have a disability or any crap, she has school and a job, even if it’s not highly paid since she’s a teenager, and as a teenager she doesn’t have the right to make a duplicate key, and even if she could, I’ll tell her, sis, do it duplicate key for a prostitute, so what?!? I don’t hold the phone, it rests on the stand, and the stand, in turn, stands so that I can at least do something,
so let’s take pills and invent further that I’m not disabled and a dreamer, GO FOR IT!!!

[Sorcerer]

Wow, he’s pissing you off. What did you eat? My sister is already a minor, and what nonsense are you talking about? If she is a minor, then she has no right to make a duplicate. What’s your next idea?

[Vany212]

I don’t know where you get the wheels from and where you are from, but in our city only with the consent of adults, this is the first, second, I repeat, I didn’t tell how old my sister is and she’s sixteen, guess so, and third, I won’t tell her that the duplicate key is for a whore. she will ask why

[Sorcerer]

How many times a day do you jerk off?

[Vany212]

I guessed that you were stupid, but you’re very stupid, I can’t jerk off, I already said my hands barely move

[Sorcerer]

guessed that you were stupid, but you are very stupid, I can’t jerk off, I already said my hands barely move

yes, you don’t need a prostitute, he has you still won’t get up. Your fantasies are not fuckable.

[Gudgeon]

I’ll go get some popcorn. There hasn’t been such insanity here for a long time An irresistible intercom protects the boy’s innocence!
What am I talking about, there’s plenty of it here!

[Vany212]

When you find out what SMA is and that people with such a diagnosis can easily fuck because everything is fine, then come and chat

[Sorcerer]

the intercom guards

so not only the intercom, there is a whole smart house guarding its chastity. And the relatives are one or the other, some kind of Mary Poppins from the world of the terminator, where the terminator is liquid, which takes shape. But tell Vanya to let the terminator become a prostitute, or you don’t know the control code either. Well, it’s a pity, of course.)))

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come and chat

fuck you?

[Vany212]

Yeah, fuck you, but I certainly don’t get a kick out of the schmucks with pins in the tower

[Sorcerer]

Yeah, you’re in the ass, but I certainly don’t get a kick out of the schmucks with pins in the tower

yes, you don’t really get it at all, you don’t jerk off . Or you jerk off a little, but you need more, About 30 times a day, and the stupidity will go away. Listen, test yourself, go through the topics, maybe you’ll finish without any hands))

[Vany212]

I don’t know, you know better, jerk

[Sorcerer]

I don’t know, you know better, jerk

you’re a fool Masha)))