Types of lubricants, lubricants, ointments

[romance book]

It became interesting to study this topic..
What lubricants are there for vaginal sex and anal sex.
Which lubricant is best to use and in what case.
What are the recipes for making lubricant at home from inexpensive materials.
What can be used from ordinary oils?
Refined olive, refined sunflower?
I heard that a condom can break from ordinary oils, it seems to have a destructive effect on the rubber of the condom, but if we inject ourselves with a dildo, then even if the condom breaks, it’s not so scary. and it’s not a fact that it will break.
I saw a transparent water-based gel on sale, and even bought it, it seems to be normal, but it’s expensive at 500 rubles for 100 ml.
It’s silicone-based, it seems you can even use condoms.
In porn videos I saw lubricants for anal sex and fisting, they are white, like cream.
The opinion about Vaseline is also interesting.
I am also interested in which lubricant is the slipperiest..

[Lust From Beyond]

I have been interested in this topic for a long time and it would take too long to describe everything, I will only write a few theses.
1) You should not look for lubricant substitutes. The simplest ones are inexpensive, it won’t be expensive to buy
2) Water-based lubricant is the most universal. And for sex, and for toys, and for anything else. And the cheapest. But it doesn’t glide as long as silicone-based ones. It must be added periodically.
3) Oil-based lubricant is strictly contraindicated for silicone toys. And if I’m not mistaken, it destroys condoms (I could be wrong here, so it’s better to google it)
4) Silicone-based lubricant is useful for sex in the shower, in the pool, etc.
5) It’s not worth it look for a good lubricant at the pharmacy. The vaunted Durex from the pharmacy will be more expensive and, in fact, of worse quality than the simplest lubricant in a sex shop. It’s just that in a sex shop you don’t need to be shy about expressing exactly what you need the lubricant for. The same anal and anal, but for fisting they have different compositions
Good luck with your knowledge!

[romance book]

I FOUND AN ARTICLE ON THE INTERNET, THE AUTHOR TELLS NUANCES:

1) Lubricants
Just as you can’t spoil porridge with oil, so fisting cannot be ruined
with lubricant, that is, grease. Everyone develops personal preferences:
some people like fatty lubricants, some like silicone ones, and some prefer
water-based lubricants, and even with an anesthetic. I will only note that
most water-based lubricants available in pharmacies dry out too
quickly during fisting and are not economical enough in the ratio:
Although the anus of a healthy person regularly secretes significant
nthe amount of natural lubrication that facilitates the movement of feces;
however, this lubrication is completely insufficient not only for fisting, but even
for ordinary anal sex. Nature hardly created the anus for
immersion into the hands, although she left in it many sensitive
ends. And the same nature has created a whole range of natural lubricants.
For organic lovers, I can recommend fat-based lubricants.
Here your butt may “like”: analogues of odorless margarine
(such as Crisco), coconut oil, cocoa butter and many other natural or food-industry-created fats. I would like to note that I fisted my first
passive partner with regular food margarine; in the distant
2000s it glides perfectly, but greasy stains on the bed linen and a long
washing off the grease from my hands did not everyone likes it. I, in the role of a liability, do not particularly like the feeling of greasy lubricant on the anus and rectum, as well as the need for a long time to wash off this type of lubricant. Unfortunately,
not all sex toys survive greasy lubricants - the surface
of some materials can literally float after contact with greasy
lubricants. Also remember that directly pressed vegetable oil, for example
olive oil, despite the tempting qualification of Extra Virgin, has
a slightly acidic environment and can cause mild irritation to the mucous membranes.
Please do not confuse fats with essential oils: the former stay
on the surface of the skin for a long time and lubricate it, while the latter quickly evaporate and in their pure
form cause burns on the skin, but we will return to the latter.
nSilicone-based lubricants are close to grease. Silicone covers
the skin with a thin, non-drying and slippery layer that is difficult to wash off
with water. There are spray dispenser options that allow you to spray
silicone. The same dispensers can be found for vegetable oils. I note
that, as a rule, the use of silicone is more suitable for experienced fist-
partners, since the friction when using it is usually much higher than
when using fat- or water-based lubricants.
Among water-based lubricants, the undisputed favorites are
known
to almost
K-lube, J-lube, X-lube and their analogues.
The listed hydrophilic lubricants are powders based on
polymers that actively retain water. They differ somewhat
from each other in the rate of formation of a transparent, thick lubricant. The advantage
of such lubricants is their economy: usually from one tablespoon
of powder you can prepare about half a liter of good lubricant - that is
from a standard bottle (200-284 g) you get about buckets of grease. With experience, you will learn to regulate the thickness of the lubricant yourself by adding more or
less powder to a volume of water known to you, or by diluting too
thick lubricant with water. I do not recommend intensively cooking, much less boiling, these types of lubricants during preparation. In my opinion, the optimal result
is obtained when the powder is carefully and gradually poured into slightly
warm and vigorously stirred water, in the manner of adding starch when
preparing jelly. Then the resulting suspension is heated at the very
minimum power of the microwave to the temperature when the container with
lubricant does not cause pain when touched by the hand - usually
this pain threshold corresponds to 60 degrees Celsius. The remaining powder
in the resulting lubricant usually swells for about another 15-20 minutes and then the lubricant
is stored for quite a long time.
A little trick: try adding 2-3
to the resulting lubricant drops of essential oil of any citrus, verbena, or plant whose aroma
you like, then shake the container vigorously. This additive
will protect the lubricant from the growth of microbes and give it a pleasant smell. But don’t
overdo it with essential oil - in its pure form, essential oils cause
burns on the skin, so I repeat: no more than 2-3 drops per half liter
lubricant to guarantee against that the remaining lubricant will not deteriorate during storage.
For water-based lubricants, containers with valves are ideal,
they are sold in sports stores, familiar to athletes and cyclists;
you can find them in grocery stores drinking water in bottles with
valves that open easily and allow you to accurately dispense
lubricant. In this regard, dosing water lubricants is more convenient and safe compared to solid fatty lubricants, for which you need to use spoons and divide the lubricant into portions so as not to carry the secrets of one partner into the lubricant, which may be used with another.
My rich life experience has shown that fisting is possible with:
vaseline, jelly, yogurt, kefir, banana smoothie, whipped and unwhipped
cream and even egg whites (say hello to salmonella). Medical professionals praised the lubricant for ultrasound examinations. But I won’t seriously discuss these options. The main rule is that the lower sections of the
intestine have the ability to absorb many substances - this is a very
effective route for administering drugs, so think well
what you are introducing into your intestines other than your hand. I note that water-based lubricants are polymers and, strictly speaking, were developed for
veterinarians, their components are too large to be
absorbed by the intestines, but it is advisable to wash them out after practice
fisting. Unlike fatty lubricants, water-based lubricants are washed off with plain water.
I do not recommend using J- or K-lube in the manner of veterinarians:
it is assumed that a specialist sprinkles the powder on wet hands and
uses them obstetric care for an animal.
Remember that polymers are not useful to inhale; for asthmatics and allergy sufferers, a suspension of powder
can provoke an attack.
A rather interesting option for lubrication is to apply a thin layer of greasy
lubricant or silicone on the anus and gloves, and then use a water-based lubricant. The result is an emulsion that glides even more confidently
and retains effectiveness longer than lubricants that are exclusively water-based
or oil-based.

[Mishanja11]

I’m also wondering which lubricant is the slipperiest.

The slipperiest is litol.
But seriously: having tried a bunch of what’s on sale , I settled on a lubricant from the well-known manufacturer Co....x Long love with lidocaine. It lubricates and actually prolongs sexual intercourse.

[romance book]

There is also Vasiline) at the pharmacy, inexpensive

[fists]

Jlube. The best in this regard. Cost-effective and ability to adjust density. Sometimes you want there to be more friction, which means the lubricant can be made thinner, and for active penetration and stretching, respectively, thicker. And if it suddenly dries out, you can simply splash water and it will slide again, but I didn’t do that, I just added lubricant, because you can dilute quite a lot with a small amount of powder. So you can pour it straight into yourself and not regret it)

[Sufia]

I like the lubricant from this company: DopingLove, very comfortable, odorless, leaves no marks, and upon contact with water it is immediately washed off.
102644507 - article on WB.
Suitable for anal and classic sex. It feels like its own lubricant.

[sevener]

102644507 - article on WB.

You are a 100% seller of this lubricant. There are a lot of reviews out there saying that lubricant causes thrush.
I recommend not skimping on lubricant and choosing from well-known global manufacturers. I personally recommend any lubricant from the joy division company, they produce many types that are non-allergenic, suitable for any sex, and in recent years I have only been buying them.

[Sufia]

sevener, I use it myself, I personally have thrush No. And so, think as you want. My activity is not related to sales, especially intimate goods.
I like it, I sent it)) whether to try it or not, decide for yourself

Sent after 50 seconds:
sevener, one might also think about you that you are a salesman, you rub it in well and at the same time try to put others down)) you even got confused, read the reviews.

[TannaT]

romanbon, You, with all due respect, are writing a dissertation, or something, On the topic "how to fuck in a place where nature does not intend to fuck. And so that they don’t notice"
Try to write your EroDreams or contact Baldy from Brazzers.

[Satna666]

From Brawls Stars)))))

[sevener]

I use it myself

I have never been convinced. Noname bodyaga for 300 rubles, bottled in the basement at Wildberries, even with a product code, you would immediately provide a link here.
As for reading reviews, I’m interested and I read reviews for any product. And regarding the lubricant, I’m not a regional distributor of a German brand, to advertise it here is the same as if I wrote that your basement laptop is Mr., and Apple is good, and you would write that I’m selling it.
I just advise people not to fall for cheap advertising and not to pour crap into themselves for 300 rubles; you will spend much more on medicines.

[Bully Carrie]

Sofiya23, Thanks for the recommendation, I’ll try it)

[PavelNokia]

I read somewhere about a gel for ultrasound examinations, like a good replacement for lubricant. Sold in any pharmacy, inexpensive. But I haven’t tried it myself, I don’t know
And for jerking off I use coconut oil. Not as greasy as sunflower, convenient