Here's a question

[Faustian]

"I’m 17 years old, my name is Inessa, I’m still a virgin.

I don’t have a boyfriend. Because I’m not beautiful.

Me neither I want to lose my virginity this New Year.

But I’m celebrating it alone.

I thought about depriving myself with a cucumber or a banana, but I’m very afraid of the pain.

And I’m very afraid that I won’t have the determination to put it in there. So I came up with the idea that I would take a bottle of champagne and put it in the freezer.

nThen, when she freezes, I’ll get into the bath with her.

I’ll remove the wires and put it on the vagina.

The bottle will heat up and shoot.
n
It turns out that I will lose my virginity quickly.

But I have a few questions:

1. Will the vagina be torn this way? ?

2. Can I pull out the plug myself?

3. Is this dangerous and won’t the plug break anything else?

Please answer

since I have already thought about everything and I think that this is the best way."

[BackAgain]

Faustinio,
The author of this article is too fat troll, the psychology of modern 17-year-old girls will not fall for such ideas: cucumbers, bananas, champagne from the freezer. Toys have long become not made from improvised objects, but specially made ones and they are taken not from a grocery store, but from the same ozone, wb or aliexpress.

And they don’t bother at all with breaking the hymen, so Nowadays there are womanizers for achieving orgasm without penetration into the pussy.

[Natali91]

If it works, I’ll clap my hands first. What to shoot with, lubricate the neck and stick it in. Until you scream, it will hurt the most.

[Veronica]

Well done Natalie. If you don’t try, you won’t be happy

[Mancuso]

So I came up with the idea that I would take a bottle of champagne and stick it in the freezer.

Then when it freezes, I’ll get into the bath with it.

nI’ll remove the wires and put it on the vagina.

The bottle will heat up and shoot.

It turns out that I will lose my virginity quickly.
But I have a few questions:

1. will the vagina rupture this way?

2. Can I remove the plug myself?

3. Isn’t this dangerous and won’t the plug break anything else?

Fuck...)))) I read it and laugh out loud!)
Aftarr, are you at least a little familiar with physics?))
It seems to me that if you freeze champagne, the bottle will burst right in the freezer!
If it doesn’t come to that, you too If you put a cold bottle with cold liquid into a hot bath, then at the very least you will get serious cuts from fragments of bottle glass, because it will simply be torn apart by a sudden temperature change!
Well, yes...the idea is awesome! )))

[Oprat]

My wife’s friend is also not beautiful, but there was an equally ugly one. They live happily.
Don’t look for perfect ones. THERE IS NONE OF THEM.

[AlexTDV]

sit on a firecracker, it will be faster)

[lesloss]

ride the firecracker, it will be faster)

And with special effects))

[nopHoTpakTop]

Well, what a fantasy the author of the topic has.... Where does this even come to mind?

[Sweden125]

It would be interesting to see how the author then picks out the cork))))) you can’t do without an ambulance, so they will laugh

[|_rarely_|]

Fuck, one topic is worse than the other. In some special school they connected the Internet

[Ogest]

One bottle may not be enough.

[A meow]

Faustinio, you write beautifully! But seriously, there are a lot of dating sites, and believe me, not everyone is chasing beauties! For many men/guys, it is much more important what kind of person is... You start a correspondence, then meet, and... then everything will go by itself. In the end, there are a lot of sections there just for the sake of sex... And there’s still time until the New Year... We have to live to see it.
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And about local crap like cucumbers and bottles - forget! Everything should happen naturally, believe me, this is an unforgettable moment

[Womanslave]

"I’m 17 years old, my name is Inessa, I’m still a virgin.

I don’t have a boyfriend. Because I’m not beautiful.

I also want to lose my virginity this New Year.

But I’m celebrating it alone.

I thought about depriving myself of a cucumber or a banana, but I’m very afraid of pain.

And I’m very afraid that I won’t have the determination to put it in there. So I came up with the idea that I would take a bottle of champagne and put it in the freezer.
Then when she freezes, I’ll get into the bath with her.

I’ll remove the wires and put it on the vagina.

The bottle will heat up and shoot.

It turns out that I will lose my virginity quickly.

But I have a few questions:

1. Is this possible for the vagina?

2. Will I be able to pull out the plug myself?

3. Isn’t this dangerous and won’t the plug tear something there? anything else?

Please answer

since I have already thought about everything and think that this is the best way."

Girl, in my opinion, you are not on friendly terms with your head. Are you afraid of pain, you say? Well good luck! It won’t hurt at all.
You are unlikely to sweep the cork out of there.
Of course it’s dangerous.
Don’t even try to do this. Better than a cucumber...

[The passage]

The gender of the vehicle is male. What kind of virginity was he planning to lose with the help of champagne?))))

[Mitry]

Marinka, perhaps anal?

[The passage]

Marinka, perhaps anal?

Is there anal virginity?) ))

[Xenophon]

TS gender is male. What kind of virginity was he going to lose with the help of champagne?))))

This is Ichthyander. Who else but he might want to lose his virginity in such an original way. And what gender the new Ichthyander became in the process of evolution over the course of 70 years is unknown to science.

[The passage]

for the petition for 70 years,

For the past 70 years after what? After losing my virginity?

[Xenophon]

the past 70 years after what? After losing your virginity?

If only. Apparently this brilliant idea came to his mind recently. Since the release of the feature film "Amphibian Man" (1961).

[The passage]

the past 70 years after what? After losing your virginity?

If only. Apparently this brilliant idea came to his mind recently. Since the release of the feature film "Amphibian Man" (1961).

I have not watched this film and most likely never will. I don’t like old films.

[Xenophon]

I haven’t watched this film and most likely never will. I don’t like old films.

This is already a folklore character. So, it is not necessary to watch the film.

[A meow]

The gender of the vehicle is male. What kind of virginity was he going to lose with the help of champagne?))))

Exactly! And I’m rambling here... Another client from MadHouse, where the Internet was connected...

[Player-2]

It seems to me that I read this text about 20 years ago.

[Andron141]

Thank you, I haven’t laughed so much in a long time

[ilia1988]

I’m 17 years old, my name is Inessa, I’m still a virgin.

I don’t have a boyfriend. Because I’m not beautiful.

I also want to lose my virginity this New Year.

But I’m celebrating it alone.

I thought about depriving myself of a cucumber or a banana, but I’m very afraid of pain.

Girl, don’t suffer from nonsense, it can be traumatic and don’t rush to lose your virginity, it’s no coincidence that women have it regarding self-criticism about your appearance, if some person insulted you and said that you are ugly, then you should not accept it and become depressed... There are plenty of idiots. And don’t be discouraged and smile, there will definitely be someone who will appreciate you

[????]

What a girl....
The wanker is underage and has no imagination.
Probably a relative of Alik

[SeRg !$!]

champagne to the studio

[Dmitry 56]

Well, what a fantasy the author of the topic has.... Where does this even come to mind?

this is all the Unified State Examination, another victim :shamp :

[Rabbit]

It turns out that I will lose my virginity quickly

And at the same time, you will add trouble to health workers on New Year’s Eve

[Dmitry 56]

https://i.postimg.cc/KcdcT9LV/IMG-20240425-113501.jpg так пихать!

[Val De Marne]

But I have a few questions:

1. will the vagina be torn this way?

2. Can I remove the plug myself?

3. Isn’t this dangerous and won’t the plug break anything else?

There was a distinct smell of the Darwin Award Answers these are:
1. Of course it will break. How can it not break if a cork that pops out at great speed can easily give a healthy man a black eye if it lands in the eye!
2. Of course not. The plug will go into the uterus through the vaginal vault at such and such a speed.
3. Of course, it’s dangerous, because the cork won’t break “anything else,” but everything that gets in its path.