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My husband was an asshole, confused my pussy with my ass, and fucked me in the ass all night. I’m shocked, I picked my virginity cherry, and he liked it! Even farting in the morning hurts, but he walks around and hits my ass)
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Did you not like it?
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Exemplary_girl: 04 Jan 2023, 08:17 My husband was a mop, confused my pussy with my ass, and fucked me in the ass all night. I’m shocked, I picked my virginity cherry, and he liked it! It hurts even to fart in the morning, and he walks around and hits my ass)
It’s you so you think that he got confused, but I think that men confuse on purpose))) Judging by the fact that you created a separate topic for this event, you apparently liked his confusion)))
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I also confuse, without looking, there is a hole and okay, and maybe on purpose, on a subconscious level))
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If you didn’t like this kind of sex, why did you meekly allow this to happen to you?
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I think you’re a wanker under a woman’s nickname... But I’ll answer anyway... Let’s say your husband was a fool and ended up in the wrong place... but you’re dumb for your wife... haven’t you tried to tell your husband that it’s a misfire? :wink:
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And the main thing here is to accurately aim the sight in the right direction! And in time... :daypyat:
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But my wife and I don’t aim at all, wherever it hits, that’s fine. Although her butt is of course tighter, it doesn’t fly right off the bat. But she never minds if I get there.
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Exemplary_girl: 04 Jan 2023, 08:17 My husband was a mop, confused my pussy with my ass, and fucked me in the ass all night. I’m in shock, I picked my virginity cherry, and he liked it! It hurts even to fart in the morning, and he walks around and hits my ass)
I just signed up for this right away write.what kind of holes do you have if you can fuck freely?
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Just all night???? I DO NOT BELIEVE!!!
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Lenochka: 04 Jan 2023, 10:54 Really all night???? I DON’T BELIEVE!!!
Lenochka,

Why don’t you believe anything?! Are you afraid of screwing up?
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Exemplary_girl: 04 Jan 2023, 08:17 he liked it! It hurts to even fart in the morning
*x) He didn’t miss, he most likely did it on purpose so that you didn’t fart a lot....You probably fart a lot :)
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niqk: 04 Jan 2023, 11:18 Lenochka: ↑04 Jan 2023, 19:54
Just all night???? I DO NOT BELIEVE!!!

Lenochka,

Why don’t you believe anything?! Are you afraid of screwing up?
Yes, you can’t trust men at all. Unhealthy.
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another pussy under a woman’s nickname
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anlap: 06 Jan 2023, 00:43 another cunt under a female nickname
100% you are right!) A woman will never say anything like that about herself, and even using such vocabulary)
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That’s for sure, she would, and if her husband had missed, she would hardly have endured it.
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Alinka_Ya: 06 Jan 2023, 01:41
anlap: 06 Jan 2023, 00:43 another cunt under a female nickname
100% you are right!) A woman will never say anything like that - about herself, and even using , such a vocabulary)
If he wants to attract attention on the forum with one message, then maybe))) You just came to the forum, but sit longer and perhaps your vocabulary will also be replenished with similar words)

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gportua: 06 Jan 2023, 01:48 That’s for sure, and if her husband had missed, she would hardly have endured it.
She couldn’t bear it) Really? you don’t see that she is delighted and boasts in a similar way))))
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Without lubrication and other preparatory rituals... :muza: *x)
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Lenochka: 04 Jan 2023, 10:54 Really all night???? I DON’T BELIEVE!!!
But you shouldn’t believe it. Maybe not all night, but three hours with your mistress is normal.
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What kind of holes should there be that you can’t feel the difference as a member😂😂😂 there is a passage yard or something
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Solomon: 06 Jan 2023, 03:15 What kind of holes should there be that you can’t feel the difference as a member😂😂😂 there is a passage yard or something
made me laugh :ROFL:
The holes are approximate, like aftor, so my husband got it too)
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Solomon: 06 Jan 2023, 03:15 What kind of holes should there be that you can’t feel the difference as a member😂😂😂 there is a passage yard or something
I agree, it’s almost impossible to confuse. But! There are exceptions, for example, when you fuck a woman, she is leaking with all her might, and accordingly, lubricant ends up on the anal, plus your penis is lubricated. In this case, inserting into the butt is quite easy.
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Alex7515: 06 Jan 2023, 04:14
Solomon: 06 Jan 2023, 03:15 What kind of holes should there be that you can’t feel the difference as a member😂😂😂 there is a passage yard or something
I agree, it’s almost impossible to confuse. But! There are exceptions, for example, when you fuck a woman, she is leaking with all her might, and accordingly, lubricant ends up on the anal, plus your penis is lubricated. In this case, inserting it into the butt is quite easy.
Well, don’t! It’s not so simple that no one even notices where he ended up? And did you get it, finally!
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niqk: 06 Jan 2023, 05:00
Alex7515: 06 Jan 2023, 04:14
Solomon: 06 Jan 2023, 03:15 What kind of holes should there be that you can’t feel the difference as a member😂😂😂 there is a passage yard there -li
I agree, it’s almost impossible to confuse. But! There are exceptions, for example, when you fuck a woman, she is leaking with all her might, and accordingly, lubricant ends up on the anal, plus your penis is lubricated. In this case, inserting it into the butt is quite easy.
Well, don’t! It’s not so simple that no one even notices where he ended up? And did you get it, finally!
Now I’m not telling a fairy tale here, but an incident from life.
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And if this is a real-life incident, then the lady most likely set up exactly what she wanted to try, but didn’t want to say...
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Did he really miss? Maybe he was aiming there?)
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niqk: 06 Jan 2023, 05:15 And if this is a case from life, then the lady most likely set up exactly what she wanted to try, but did not want to say...
No , it was my mistake. In a fit of strong excitement, I once again changed my position, threw her legs over my shoulders and entered her. Nothing was visible in the darkness. Anal sex we practiced with her constantly. At that time, the lubricant got on the anal, so it entered quite easily. And only when I had already finished, it turned out that I had finished in her ass.
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Well, buddy, permanent anal sex develops the hole in such a way that a fist can easily go in without
special emotions! I thought she was a virgin on this side...
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Shalun70: 04 Jan 2023, 08:24 I think you are a wanker under a female nickname
I think there are more than half of them here for sure))
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Yes, he’s just an entertainer!))
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Alex7515: 06 Jan 2023, 04:14
Solomon: 06 Jan 2023, 03:15 What kind of holes should there be that you can’t feel the difference as a member😂😂😂 there is a passage yard or something
I agree, it’s almost impossible to confuse. But! There are exceptions, for example, when you fuck a woman, she is leaking with all her might, and accordingly, lubricant ends up on the anal, plus your penis is lubricated. In this case, inserting into the butt is quite easy.
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Alex7515: 06 Jan 2023, 04:14
Solomon: 06 Jan 2023, 03:15 What kind of holes should there be that you can’t feel the difference with your dick😂😂😂 there is a passage yard or something
I agree, it is almost impossible to confuse. But! There are exceptions, for example, when you fuck a woman, she is leaking with all her might, and accordingly, lubricant ends up on the anal, plus your penis is lubricated. In this case, inserting into the ass is quite easy.
It is clear that inserting is not difficult at all, but if her ass is not broken to a perfect state, then you you can never confuse it. It’s about the fact that the guy didn’t notice that he entered the ass and fucked him without noticing, or he noticed and fucked the ass, or as I described above
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Exemplary_girl: 04 Jan 2023, 08:17 My husband was a mop, confused my pussy with my ass, and fucked me in the ass all night.
So you didn’t notice anything until the morning?
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Fantasy... and not feel it all night?
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Without preparation in the "virgin cherry"? Obvious rupture of rectal tissue, coma, death (feels like) so the author, to put it mildly, is fucking up.
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ну а кто же ещё)))))
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The ass is mesmerizing
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Cool ass fucked beautifully!!! Now you can do fisting for a complete thrill! :cat1:
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Cool ass, in a cool pose!!
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