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Unread post by **Veronica** » 25 Apr 2023, 11:35

[*]I’ve never done this. Beautiful, smart woman. And read poetry, and dressed in the latest fashion. Support any conversation. Interesting and mysterious. It’s me. I’m expensive.
That’s why they rarely use me. But it was enough to live on.
Who has evening dresses? Yes, no one in the city. We are two super women.

Sent after 20 minutes 15 seconds:
I’ll add more. One of my partners once said: you all have the same holes.
I asked, why are you running from your wife to me?
Shut up, does that mean I’m better? Why is it better with me? Those who visited us asked if Nika could be invited?
Not because of my pussy, there is nothing so wonderful there. Ordinary, well-groomed, really. But the image of a lady. With me it’s easy to go to a restaurant or to the theater.
I love dancing and I can dance the waltz, tango, etc.
I’m the best.
But also in beds are not the last.

Unread post by **Serg_A** » 25 Apr 2023, 12:50

Veronika, yes, already)))

Unread post by **Dimo4kalovemilf** » 25 Apr 2023, 12:56

You are an interesting lady

Unread post by **Serg_A** » 25 Apr 2023, 23:25

It’s like this, if only I could understand what I wrote

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 05:02

Advertising. Just kidding, of course. I never needed it, and my age is not that Balzac age. Lie down and drink some delicious wine. Cleaning is already annoying. Not the same, sorry.
But the brain works, and the humor is not lost. Not like some people. Although they are young, they are old at heart.

Unread post by **Slogger** » 20 May 2023, 05:05

Veronika: ↑20 May 2023, 05:02 Advertising. Just kidding, of course. I never needed it, and my age is not that Balzac age. Lie down and drink some delicious wine. Cleaning is already annoying. Not the same, sorry.

Good afternoon, What kind of wine do you prefer?

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 05:06

White, semi-dry. Champ.-Brut.

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 05:11

Veronika,
Brut- This is dry champagne!)

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 05:15

The only dry thing I drink. The best among champagne wines. (For those who do not understand wines.)

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 05:18

Veronika,
Any variety Champagne can be brut, this is a wine made without added sugar.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 05:27

That’s why it was singled out separately from semi-dry wines. I love semi-sweet ones too. I love dogwood jam. I eat honey with pleasure, especially in the apiary, with honeycombs, fresh.
I love chocolate candies. I limit sugar (tea, coffee). I drink it without sugar, but with chocolate. Take care of your health. (For those who don’t understand humor, don’t tell me that there is sugar in chocolate). There is no sugar in chocolate, it says chocolate, not sugar.

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 05:31

Verenika, chocolate is not sugar, but sugar is not chocolate! Hurray comrades!)))

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 05:33

Sorry, but you have a tense relationship with humor.

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 05:36

Veronika,
With humor I’m great! Your know-it-all amuses me))

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 05:53

That’s why she’s a very educated woman. I can talk to you on all topics, I know practically everything. Of course, it’s superficial, but that’s all. And I specifically wrote about you in parentheses. If you don’t understand humor, don’t write (that I know the composition of sugar in different types of chocolate, bitter, dark, milk, etc.). I know about fructose.

Unread post by **in the** » 20 May 2023, 05:57

Veronika: ↑20 May 2023, 05:53 I know almost everything. Of course, it’s superficial, but that’s all

How many days do you have your period and what pads or tampons do you buy?

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 05:59

Ask your wife. The second Pinocchio.
This is not an open site enough to ask such things. Maniac, huh? Should I send you panties with a wrap? In sealed packaging. Ugh.

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 06:05

Veronica,
Oh my God I forbid I offend you! It just pissed me off, your semi-dry Brut wine)). Well, I’ll just keep quiet about sugar and chocolate)).

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 06:11

Read more carefully. I like semi-dry wines. Champ.- brut. It wasn’t written together, it was specially separated. Read more carefully. But chocolate is not sugar, it contains both it and cocoa beans. But for me personally, it’s not sugar, it makes my soul happy (I’ll explain again, it reassures me that I don’t eat sugar). How long can you explain yourself? Smart people will understand both my humor and yours.

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 06:15

Veronica,
Yes I already apologized to you for accidentally hurting your self-esteem, I apologize again. Well, why am I stupid, forgive me!

Sent after 2 minutes 26 seconds:
Veronika,
There are more intellectual questions about the duration and the brand of hygiene products.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 07:01

About your humor:
Yesterday morning Leshka left for work, sex, as usual, in the morning. I kiss you goodbye and suddenly, with fear on your face, Leshka, your dick fell!
He dropped into his pants in shock. On the spot, but fell after all?
If you have brains? You will understand my humor.

Unread post by **Slogger** » 20 May 2023, 07:05

Veronika: ↑20 May 2023, 05:06 White, semi-dry. Champ.-Brut.

Good wine. You have good taste! Can I ask your advice in a very delicate matter? I wrote to you in private messages

Unread post by **niqk** » 20 May 2023, 07:09

Veronika: ↑20 May 2023, 07:01 About your humor:
Yesterday morning Leshka left for work, sex, as usual, in the morning. I kiss you goodbye and suddenly, with fear on your face, Leshka, your dick fell!
He dropped into his pants in shock. On the spot, but you fell?
If you have brains?You will understand my humor.

Cruel humor, however! So you can make someone impotent! Fell! What if it doesn’t rise anymore?!!!

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 07:13

I don’t know why the guys haven’t punched me in the face yet. The jokes were even cleaner. They’ll wave their fists....what can you do to a young girl? And to a beauty.
And my husband says, well, Nika, I’ll kill you. But it’s not boring with me. He likes it.
That’s who I am.

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 07:15

Veronica,
Well, I In such a situation, he would not have reacted at all, or simply smiled at the joke, well, it’s clear that he fell, he cannot stand forever.

Unread post by **niqk** » 20 May 2023, 07:18

Veronica, that’s for sure! When both people like it, jokes can sometimes be very risky!
Does your husband joke with you? How?

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 07:23

I didn’t joke about my girls, only with the guys. The only time I approached my roommate at night was Tanya, yours came a couple of minutes faster. (Her fiancé was a cadet at the University). He had a couple of minutes. Tanka began to rush about. Throw on a sheet, quickly.
It’s an infection, I managed to put on my panties. Jumped out....
Our guys are there. The sheet was thrown off.
It’s a joke. Cruel? May be. They joked cruelly with me too.
Life should be more fun.

Sent after 2 minutes 7 seconds: My husband doesn’t have enough brains. Even so, a sense of humor is one of the best manifestations of our intelligence.

Unread post by **niqk** » 20 May 2023, 07:25

Veronika: ↑20 May 2023, 07:23 I didn’t joke about my girls, only with the guys. The only time I approached my roommate at night was Tanya, yours came a couple of minutes faster. (Her fiancé was a cadet at the University). He had a couple of minutes. Tanka began to rush about. Throw on a sheet, quickly.
It’s an infection, I managed to put on my panties. Jumped out....
Our guys are there. The sheet was thrown off.
It’s a joke. Cruel? May be. They joked cruelly with me too.
You need to live more fun.

Without humor, life is always harder and more boring! And this - at all times!

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 07:30

Veronika,
I guess I don’t understand anything about this kind of humor. It’s like putting toothpaste on a sleeping person; for a schoolboy, yes, it’s funny, but unfortunately I graduated from school a long time ago.

Unread post by **niqk** » 20 May 2023, 07:34

Amateur123, maybe go to school in a new way? :question:

20 May 2023, 07:35

It’s strange to praise your intelligence, but at the same time construct crooked sentences in your native language

I’m not looking at the first topic and I can’t understand anything..
Veronica, have you been drinking? Or maybe you’re a foreigner?

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 07:37

◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊,
That’s why I apologized, it’s easier to part with such a display of intelligence.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 07:46

I love this business, but in moderation. When it’s not in moderation, you’ll understand right away. I looked in the mirror and put on a little black dress (you know who said that every woman should have one). I looked at myself. Of course not a girl --- but damn cute and young. And she revealed that they had read it.
You can’t bury and lock yourself up.
You will become an old, hunchbacked Yaga.
I, at 45 years old, am young and beautiful. Envy, young people. It’s more interesting with me than with you, young people.
Honestly, they won’t ban you --- the pussy is the same, the breasts are a little soft, the ass is excellent, the waist, legs --- constant exercise. Exercise machine four times a week.
Running in the morning every day.
Only the face and breasts - all loss, for now.

Unread post by **rat poison** » 20 May 2023, 07:49

◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊: ↑20 May 2023, 07:35 Veronica, have you been drinking?

It’s probably not alcohol here, and the body is under the salt...

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 07:50

niqk,
Well, you you think you’ve gone far from her. I’m reading you and a picture emerges: two drunk people are sitting at the table, a man and a woman, she’s bringing all sorts of blizzards, and he’s agreeing with her, hoping to lull her vigilance and fuck her off.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 07:51

What is it under salts?...................

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 07:52

Veronica,
Yes it is about pickles, such humor.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 07:57

Well, if in a barrel with cucumbers? Dumb, that is. I didn’t understand the higher, or rather, humor of the HIGHEST CREATION, about saltiness.
Excuse me....you stupid....stump.... Pos.....will...la posh.....ti with the owner....y...of life.MAN.(omissions - I’m crying)

Unread post by **Amateur123** » 20 May 2023, 07:59

Verenika,
God will forgive ! He forgives everyone.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 08:10

Now, seriously.
Women’s humor is different from men’s.
Your humor is more likely to be sarcasm (all literature says so). Where are the men in humorous detective stories?
Dontsova, Kulikova, etc. Men-"Crime and Punishment".
You have no sense of humor. To offend, to set up your comrade, please. You can do it.
I may also have a harsh sense of humor, but that’s how life is.
But I, unlike you, will never insult a person, even without knowing him, I won’t say anything bad about him . I can condemn his actions. But I will never pry into his personal things.
Learn. GUYS.
That’s who I am.

Unread post by **Slogger** » 20 May 2023, 08:14

Hmmm, you’ve got it going Escort... by the way, it’s interesting and you’re swearing, my head is full of other questions... I’d like your problems)

Unread post by **Ded** » 20 May 2023, 08:16

Slogger, Yes, most men know what you are like! Magnificent, Most Serene Empress!

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 08:18

Oh thank you. I will call myself You. It’s a shame when people take you for a fool.

Unread post by **Andre_s** » 20 May 2023, 08:20

If a person knows his worth, and everyone has it) This is a huge plus in any activity.

Unread post by **rat poison** » 20 May 2023, 08:27

Veronika: ↑20 May 2023, 07:51 What is this under salts?................

nUnder salts are exactly those crystals that you burn and then inhale their smoke))

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 08:32

Are you an alien? I love crystals, but unfortunately they don’t give them as jewelry.

Unread post by **rat poison** » 20 May 2023, 08:41

Veronika: ↑20 May 2023, 08:32 Are you an alien? I love crystals, but unfortunately they don’t give them as jewelry.

Well, if you are from Mars, then yes, for you - an alien.
Why don’t they give it as a gift? Lady... Tango, waltz...

Unread post by **Veronica** » 20 May 2023, 08:47

They gave it, but not at all. I didn’t understand that I offended you?
If I put it on.....read it, probably?
Why can’t I?

Sent after 5 minutes 58 seconds:
Sorry, I didn’t write here.
I wore a little black dress (which every woman should have, Piaf , she said.) I looked at myself in the mirror, it was my height. What a beauty. I told you that you didn’t like it. But I liked myself! My eyes lit up, my breasts were swollen, my waist was always there (sports), but my lower belly......
Are you giving me salt?
There weren’t enough crystals for me. Diamonds.

Unread post by **rat poison** » 20 May 2023, 09:06

Vero-nika: ↑20 May 2023, 08:53 Wearing a little black dress (which every woman should have, Piaf said.).

It looks like some kind of cheap escort, if you confused Piaf with Chanel.

Unread post by **niqk** » 20 May 2023, 09:07

Lubitel123: ↑20 May 2023, 07:50 niqk,
nWell, you think you’ve gone far from her. I’m reading you and a picture emerges: two drunk people are sitting at the table, a man and a woman, she’s bringing all sorts of blizzards, and he assents to her, hoping to lull her vigilance and fuck off.

What makes you think that they are thinking of leaving her? I don’t think so at all! And I’m not going anywhere! I have fun with her!
We have fun with her! Unlike some...

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