In the university toilet I saw a phone with an offer...

Unread post by **Anonymous** » 29 Nov 2019, 20:54

In the university toilet I saw a phone with an offer for acquaintance. It’s stupid, but I took a photo. After the club I somehow felt sad and, remembering, dialed the number. A polite voice answered and captivated me in conversation for almost an hour. It’s funny, but now we’re dating and everything is serious. So, vulgarities lead to good things. Sometimes.

Unread post by **niqk** » 28 Feb 2020, 07:11

I wonder if the restroom was for men or women?

Unread post by **Concerned** » 18 Jul 2022, 08:13

The inscriptions on the walls of the toilet are modern rock paintings. This is serious. I remember how, in my Soviet childhood, I saw an advertisement on the wall of the men’s toilet at the stadium: "I love men from 16 to 50 years old. Kiss and lick the vagina. If you want, call me." And a city phone number - there were no others then.

Unread post by **Copulatory Cycle** » 22 Sep 2022, 10:27

Concerned, not long ago we had plenty of toilets with inscriptions, drawings, and holes between the booths.

Unread post by **Serge12345** » 31 Jan 2023, 01:18

In Soviet times, you sit and read the inscriptions. There were no holes then.

Unread post by **Alexander** » 31 Jan 2023, 03:57

Writing on the walls of the toilet
For you, alas, is no wonder
Among the shit, you are all poets,
Among the poets, you are shit.
I remembered from my student youth.. .

Unread post by **Alexander** » 19 Oct 2023, 05:36

Continuing the toilet theme:
A man sat down on the toilet, in front of him was an inscription: Look to the left!
Looks to the left - inscription: Look to the right!
Looks to the right - inscription: Look up!
looks up: You came here to shit or twirl!

Unread post by **Juravl** » 19 Oct 2023, 20:18

Regarding the holes in the walls of the toilet, this has not gone away.

I got sick and went to the former McDonald’s to go to the toilet.

There was a hole in the wall, the diameter of a pencil, at the height of a penis, if a person pees while standing.

True, it was filled with paper.
Obviously, not everyone likes this.

Unread post by **Alexander** » 19 Oct 2023, 23:57

We went to McDonald’s on Piccadilly Street in London (city center, just in case). We decided to wash our hands in the toilet, but it didn’t work out because two unshaven and smelly homeless people were washing their socks in the sinks. We were very surprised by civilized and enlightened Europe.

Unread post by **King Bird** » 20 Oct 2023, 05:47

Alesander: ↑19 Oct 2023, 23:57 We went to McDonald’s on Piccadilly Street in London

McDonald’s in London is not the place where decent Englishmen go. Only tourists and lumpen locals go there. So it may well be.

And if on the topic - where was it and what was written?

Alesander: ↑ Writing on the walls of the toilet
For you, alas, no wonder
Among the shit, you are all poets,
Among the poets, you are shit.
I remembered from my student youth...

Vladimir Vysotsky also mentioned:
"In a public Parisian toilet there are inscriptions in Russian."

Shortly before the famous events and the destruction of ties with other countries I saw We have a couple of phrases in French in the toilet. I took a photo and then tried to translate it - it turned out to be something about fucking cinema and the desire to swallow tears.

Unread post by **Alexander** » 20 Oct 2023, 07:09

King Zogu: ↑20 Oct 2023, 05:47 McDonald’s in London is not a place where decent Englishmen go. Only tourists and lumpen locals go there. So it may well be.

I’ve been to some decent places in London, I’ll note that their cuisine is disgusting. We went to McDonald’s to hide from the rain and use a "secret" flask to warm ourselves up. Unfortunately, I didn’t have a felt-tip pen with me and I couldn’t leave the “rock” inscription in the toilet.

In the university toilet I saw a phone with an offer...

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