What came first, cunnilingus or blowjob?

[The passage]

Everything is clear with anal sex. We made a mistake with a hole, but with oral. This is not exactly what nature has built into the reproductive instinct. I suggest you think about what came first, cunnilingus or blowjob. Who did the first cunnilingus and to whom? Who gave the first blowjob to whom? One person can have as many versions as he wants, as long as they are interesting. What do you think about this?

[appearance]

I think perversion and rape marked the beginning!

[Beluga]

Cunning women used dishonest tactics to seize power over men, since they were defeated in a fair battle (they came from a blowjob)

[The passage]

I think perversions and rape marked the beginning!

Raped by performing cunnilingus?

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Cunning women used dishonest methods to seize power over men, since in honest they were defeated in the battle (they came with a blowjob)

An honest battle as it happened, in the missionary position or in the doggy style position ?))))

[Grass]

The French came up with all this. We need to ask them.

[Beluga]

in a doggy style position

when hunting a dinosaur

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The French came up with all this. We need to ask them.

Meeting of the commission on priorities of inventions. The US representative stands up. - We (the Wright brothers) invented the airplane. Everyone applauds. The representative of the USSR stands up. - Sorry, but the airplane was invented by A.F. Mozhaisky several years earlier. Everyone applauds wildly. The representative of Italy stands up. - We, (Marconi), invented radio. Everyone applauds. The representative of the USSR stands up. - Sorry, but A.S. Popov invented the radio - a few months earlier. Everyone applauds wildly. The representative of France stands up. - We (the French) invented the blowjob. Everyone applauds wildly. The representative of the USSR stands up. - Back in 1550, Tsar Ivan the Terrible said: Fuck you in your mouth, boyars, I can see right through you whores! The last phrase also applies to the Germans, otherwise they will now claim that x-rays are their invention.

[The passage]

when hunting a dinosaur

I just thought, I wonder what kind of penis the dinosaur had?))))

[Beluga]

when hunting a dinosaur

I just thought, I wonder what kind of penis the dinosaur had?))))

"In terms of size, it’s hard to say. The problem is that there is not a single fossilized dinosaur penis. There have been no such finds. Part of this is because most penises are kingdom have no bones "
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[The passage]

when hunting a dinosaur

I just thought, I wonder what kind of penis the dinosaur had?)) ))

"In terms of size, it’s hard to say. The problem is that there is not a single fossilized dinosaur penis. There have been no such finds. Part of this is due to the fact that that most penises in the kingdom do not have bones "

Well, what do you think? What kind of penis did he have?

[Beluga]

I just thought, I wonder what kind of penis a dinosaur had?))))

"In terms of size, it’s hard to say. The problem is that there is not a single fossilized dinosaur penis. There have been no such finds. This is partly due to the fact that most penises in the kingdom do not have bones."

Well, what do you think? What kind of penis did he have?

I think that in those ancient times it did not exist yet, it did not evolve

[The passage]

"In terms of size, it’s hard to say. The problem is that there is not a single fossilized dinosaur penis. There have been no such finds. This is partly due to the fact that most penises in the kingdom do not have bones. "

Well, what do you think? What kind of penis did he have?

I think that in those ancient times it did not exist yet, it did not evolve n

How did they have sex?))))

[Skf]

They gave each other blowjobs

[niqk]

I just thought, I wonder what kind of penis the dinosaur had?))))

I decided to give a blowjob to a dinosaur? Missed by about a million years... Pichalka...

[The passage]

I was just thinking, I wonder what kind of penis a dinosaur had?))))

I decided to give a blowjob to a dinosaur? Missed by about a million years... Pichalka...

Why did you miss? Do you know that we make one full revolution within the galaxy every 350 million years and when we are at the level of its arms, something global happens on Earth at that time?

[niqk]

Marinka, and dinosaurs come to life?!! So you’re lucky!!!

[The passage]

Marinka, and dinosaurs come to life?! ! So you’re lucky!!!

Of course lucky

[Beluga]

Well, what do you think? What kind of penis did he have?

I think that in those ancient times it did not exist yet, it did not evolve n

And how did they have sex?))))

maybe we are now closer than ever to the cause of their extinction, maybe they didn’t deal with it at all?

[The passage]

I think that in those ancient times it did not yet exist, it did not evolve

But how did they have sex?))))

maybe we are now closer than ever to the reason for their extinction, maybe they and didn’t do it at all?

And what did they do then?) How did they make children?)

[Beluga]

And how did they have sex?))))

maybe we are closer than ever now to the reason for their extinction, maybe they didn’t do it at all?

And what did they do then?) How did they make children?)

Eating each other
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[Grass]

"In terms of size, it’s hard to say. The problem is that there is not a single fossilized dinosaur penis. There have been no such finds. This is partly due to the fact that most penises in the kingdom do not have bones."

Not a fact.
"It’s just that different archaeologists collect them in different ways".

[The passage]

Perhaps we are now closer than ever to the cause of their extinction, maybe they weren’t involved in it at all?

And what did they do then?) How did they make children?)

Eating each other
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[Beluga]

And what did they do then?) How did they make children?)

Eat each other
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высматривают кого-бы сожрать!

[The passage]

Жрали друг друга
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высматривают кого-бы сожрать!

Все у них было как у людей. Очень развитая цивилизация.

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[Beluga]

высматривают кого-бы сожрать!

Все у них было как у людей. Очень развитая цивилизация.

Атлантида или Лемурия?


Ужас , откусывают друг-другу рот

[The passage]

they are looking out for someone to devour!

Everything about them was like that of people. A very advanced civilization.

Atlantis or Lemuria?


Horror, they bite each other’s mouths off :shock:

Atlantis was much later. Dinosaurs had cities all over the world, but unfortunately there is little left of them. When they moved, they took everything with them.

[Beluga]

Everything about them was like that of people. A very advanced civilization.

Atlantis or Lemuria?


Horror, they bite each other’s mouths off :shock:

Atlantis was much later. Dinosaurs had cities all over the world, but unfortunately there is little left of them. When they moved, they took everything with them.

na nebiru? leaving the raptiloids to look after the people

[The passage]

Atlantis or Lemuria?


Horror, they bite each other’s mouths off :shock:

Atlantis was much later. Dinosaurs had cities all over the world, but unfortunately there is little left of them. When they moved, they took everything with them.

na nebiru? leaving the raptiloids to look after the people

The people arrived much later.

[Beluga]

Atlantis was much later. Dinosaurs had cities all over the world, but unfortunately there is little left of them. When they moved, they took everything with them.

na nebiru? leaving the raptiloids to look after the people

The people arrived much later.

always believed that we were cut out with a platinum scalpel from the belly of the great serpent

[The passage]

on non-biru? leaving the raptiloids to look after the people

The people arrived much later.

always believed that we were cut out with a platinum scalpel from the belly of the great serpent

No of course we came from the other end

[Beluga]

People arrived much later.

I always believed that we were cut out with a platinum scalpel from the belly of the great serpent n

Of course not, we arrived from the other end

I protest, I’m not from the end , I looked at you here from the beginning

[The passage]

I always believed that we were cut out with a platinum scalpel from the belly of the great serpent

No, of course, we arrived from another end

I protest, I’m not from the end, I came here from the beginning

n You were cut out, and we arrived

[Beluga]

No, of course, we arrived from the other end

I protest, I’m not from the end, I’m from the beginning came to see you here

You were slaughtered, and we arrived

*looked kind eyes with a vertical pupil and stuck out a forked tongue*
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[Ogest]

First blowjob received Driopithecus Obschepredkovich. He didn’t do cunnilingus out of principle.

[Beluga]

First blowjob received by Dryopithecus Obschepredkovich. He didn’t do Kuni out of principle.

the so-called "common ancestor principle"

[The passage]

He didn’t do cunnilingus out of principle.

And, I read that he didn’t do cunnilingus because his nose was in the way. It was too long, like Pinocchio’s. Buratino only wanted to give Malvina cunnilingus and deflowered her. Nose. Accidentally.

[Ogest]

Oh, I read that he didn’t do cunnilingus because his nose was in the way. It was too long, like Pinocchio’s. Buratino only wanted to give Malvina cunnilingus and deflowered her. Nose. By chance.

He also took Pierrot’s anal virginity and also with his nose.

[The passage]

Oh, I read that he didn’t do cunnilingus because his nose was in the way. It was too long, like Pinocchio’s. Buratino only wanted to give Malvina cunnilingus and deflowered her. Nose. By accident.

He also deprived Pierrot of anal virginity and also with his nose.

nThere is no such thing as anal virginity.

[Ogest]

There is no such thing as anal virginity.

It happens, I’ve seen this in porn.

[The passage]

Anal virginity does not exist.

It happens, I have seen this in porn.

You were deceived - this is photoshop.

[Ogest]

You were deceived - this is Photoshop.

There is no deception in porn. There are real plumbers and teachers with real stories.

[The passage]

You were deceived - this is photoshop.

There is no deception in porn. There are real plumbers and teachers with real stories.

Has the plumber from porn come to you and told you stories?

[Ogest]

The plumber from porn came to you and told you stories?

No, the teachers didn’t even come to me. As usual, all the interesting things happen in other schools.

[The passage]

The plumber from porn came to you and told you stories?

No, the teachers weren’t suitable for me either. As usual, all the interesting things happen in other schools.

You’re out of luck.

[Ogest]

You’re out of luck.

Alas. Only the doctors touched me, but things didn’t go any further.

[The passage]

You’re out of luck.

Alas. Only the doctors touched me, but things didn’t go any further.

Did they cut anything off for you?

[Ogest]

Did they cut off anything for you?

They tore out my adenoids.

[The passage]

Did they cut off anything for you?

They tore out my adenoids.

Did they just pull it out? Apparently you angered them.

[Ogest]

Did they just pull it out? Apparently you angered them.

They pulled it out. A terrible memory from childhood.

[The passage]

Did they just pull it out? Apparently you angered them.

They pulled it out. A terrible memory from childhood.

You need to work it out. With a psychologist.

[Ogest]

You need to work it out. With a psychologist.

I know a psychologist. I would have worked through all the problems with her, but she got married.