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Let’s describe what your recent sex was like, here’s a person writing -
Meow: 25 Sep 2023, 06:59 I had a wonderful night, after good sex I felt like a woman again
to be honest, not very informative .. let’s describe specific parameters, I suggest the following:

- duration of foreplay
- duration of frictions (about minutes)
- penis size (large , medium, small)
- quality of erection (flaccid, medium, hard)
- presence of orgasm (was, wasn’t)
- quality of vagina (elastic, loose, "I didn’t understand")
- woman’s activity (very active, so-so, just giving herself away)
- variety of positions (in what positions they fucked)

you can use a template and describe your sex
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uran: 25 Sep 2023, 11:22 Let’s describe what your recent sex was like, here a person writes -
Meow: 25 Sep 2023, 06:59 I had a wonderful night, after good sex I felt like a woman again
to be honest not very informative.. let’s describe specific parameters, I suggest the following:

- duration of foreplay
- duration of frictions (approximately in minutes)
- penis size (large, medium, small)
- quality of erection (flaccid, medium, hard)
- presence of orgasm (was, wasn’t)
- quality of vagina (elastic, lax, "I didn’t understand")
- woman’s activity (very active, so-so, just giving herself away)
- variety of positions (in what positions they fucked)

here you can take a template and describe your sex
Yeah! Now I’ll buy a stopwatch, hire an operator with a good camera, otherwise the report will turn out to be “uninformative.” SCHAZZZ!
uran, you I actually pulled out words from another topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So wait HERE for those interested, and they will be here, there are plenty of writers on the forum.
I wanted to make a topic about new acquaintances among forum members, how they built relationships, etc., without the obligatory details, maybe someone would want to share their experiences, I would have started it myself... But I won’t start the topic, the dreamers will mess it up... :angel:
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uran, and you don’t feel how much your Does the “template” smack of terry bureaucracy? Presses
completely all emotions!!!
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And I liked about the quality of the vagina.
Now I will listen every time :)
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niqk: 26 Sep 2023, 08:40 uran, but you don’t feel How much does your "template" smack of bureaucracy? It crushes
completely all emotions!!!
bureaucracy means precision, accounting and control!
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Meow: 26 Sep 2023, 08:30
uran: 25 Sep 2023, 11:22 Let’s describe what your recent sex was like, here a person writes -
Meow: 25 Sep 2023, 06:59 I had a wonderful night, after good sex I felt like a woman again
to be honest, it’s not very informative.. let’s describe specific parameters, I suggest the following:

- duration of foreplay
- duration of frictions (about minutes)
- penis size (large, medium, small)
- quality of erection (flaccid, medium, hard)
- presence of orgasm (was, wasn’t)
- quality vagina (elastic, loose, "I didn’t understand")
- woman’s activity (very active, so-so, just giving in)
- variety of positions (in what positions they fucked)

here you can take a template and describe your sex
Yeah! Now I’ll buy a stopwatch, hire an operator with a good camera, otherwise the report will turn out to be “uninformative.” SCHAZZZ!
come on, you were indignant! So I would write a report, and the wankers would envy the true jerks. Write, don’t be shy.
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uran: 25 Sep 2023, 11:22 Let’s describe what your recent sex was like, here a person writes -
Meow: 25 Sep 2023, 06:59 I had a wonderful night, after good sex I felt like a woman again
to be honest not very informative.. let’s describe specific parameters, I suggest the following:

- duration of foreplay
- duration of frictions (approximately in minutes)
- penis size (large, medium, small)
- quality of erection (flaccid, medium, hard)
- presence of orgasm (was, wasn’t)
- quality of vagina (elastic, lax, "I didn’t understand")
- woman’s activity (very active, so-so, just giving herself away)
- variety of positions (in what positions they fucked)

here you can take a template and describe your sex
uran, what a bore you are 😂😂😂
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uran: 25 Sep 2023, 11:22 honestly not very informative.. let’s describe specific parameters, I suggest the following:

- duration of foreplay
- duration of frictions (about minutes)
- penis size (large, medium, small)
- quality of erection (flaccid, medium, hard)
- presence of orgasm (was, was not)
- quality of the vagina (elastic, loose, "I don’t understand")
- woman’s activity (very active, so-so, just giving in)
- variety of positions (in what positions they fucked)

Here you can take a template and describe your sex
Maybe then it would be better to put it in the form of a table? Or an excel file? :)
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Meow: 26 Sep 2023, 08:30 Aha! Now I’m going to buy a stopwatch
I had a case where I turned the player on my computer on repeat, and one song played all the time, three and a half times :wink:
I calculated it later, it turned out to be 14 minutes :daypyat:
Then I calculated the friction, it turned out to be 800 :yes: : question:
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Bolbol: 26 Sep 2023, 08:58
Meow: 26 Sep 2023, 08:30 Aha! Now I’m going to buy a stopwatch
I had a case where I turned the player on my computer on repeat, and one song played all the time, three and a half times :wink:
I calculated it later, it turned out to be 14 minutes :daypyat:
Then I calculated the friction, it turned out to be 800 :yes: : voprosy:
that’s how it should be!
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Owner: 26 Sep 2023, 08:54
uran: 25 Sep 2023, 11:22 honestly not very informative.. let’s describe specific parameters, I suggest the following:

- duration of foreplay
- duration of frictions (about minutes )
- penis size (large, medium, small)
- quality of erection (flaccid, medium, hard)
- presence of orgasm (was, wasn’t)
- quality of the vagina (elastic, loose, "I don’t understand")
- woman’s activity (very active, so-so, just giving in)
- variety of poses (in which poses fucked)

you can take it as a template and describe your sex
Maybe then it would be better to put it in the form of a table? Or an excel file? :)
and that’s a good idea
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uran: 26 Sep 2023, 08:50 okay, you were indignant! So I would write a report, and the wankers would envy the true jerks. Don’t be shy, write.
Don’t drag quotes from other topics into your vulgar topics, this is pure fraud! If you’ve already made a topic, you don’t need to specify the “parameters,” it definitely discourages you from writing anything! Wait for the dreamers!!!(((((((((((
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Meow: 26 Sep 2023, 09:02 Don’t drag and drop quotes from other topics into your vulgar topics, this is pure fraud!
there is no fraud here, they will also start saying that similar plots are also fraud
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uran: 25 Sep 2023, 11:22 Let’s describe what your recent sex was like, here a person writes -
Meow: 25 Sep 2023, 06:59 I had a wonderful night, after good sex I felt like a woman again
to be honest not very informative.. let’s describe specific parameters, I suggest the following:

- duration of foreplay
- duration of frictions (approximately in minutes)
- penis size (large, medium, small)
- quality of erection (flaccid, medium, hard)
- presence of orgasm (was, wasn’t)
- quality of vagina (elastic, lax, "I didn’t understand")
- woman’s activity (very active, so-so, just giving herself away)
- variety of positions (in what positions they fucked)

here you can take it as a template and describe your sex
..and if I announce it, like the majority of the local people...what to consider will you order?)))
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Tapkin: 26 Sep 2023, 09:07 .and if I announce, like the majority of the local people...what do you want to count?
well, if you want, write the quality of the erection.. well, also indicate the size , but generally no it doesn’t roll
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Alenka, as my friend said, the main thing is to choose the right one position, and this was 30 years ago)

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Owner: 26 Sep 2023, 08:54
uran: 25 Sep 2023, 11:22 honestly not very informative.. let’s describe specific parameters, I suggest the following:

- duration of foreplay
- duration of frictions (about minutes )
- penis size (large, medium, small)
- quality of erection (flaccid, medium, hard)
- presence of orgasm (was, wasn’t)
- quality of the vagina (elastic, loose, "I don’t understand")
- woman’s activity (very active, so-so, just giving in)
- variety of poses (in which poses fucked)

you can take it as a template and describe your sex
Maybe then it would be better to put it in the form of a table? Or an excel file? :)
And then we’ll stir up a comparative analysis and come up with a formula for ideal sex!
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uran: 26 Sep 2023, 08:48 bureaucracy is precision, accounting and control!
And sex - not even close! :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Alenka: 26 Sep 2023, 09:47
Owner: 26 Sep 2023, 08:54
uran: 25 Sep 2023, 11:22 honestly not very informative.. let’s describe specific parameters, I suggest the following:

- duration of foreplay
- duration of frictions (in approximately minutes)
- penis size (large, medium, small)
- quality of erection (flaccid, medium, hard)
- presence of orgasm (was, wasn’t )
- the quality of the vagina (elastic, loose, "I don’t understand")
- the woman’s activity (very active, so-so, just giving in)
- variety of poses (in what positions did you fuck)

here you can take it as a template and describe your sex
Maybe then it’s better to throw it away in the form of a table? Or an excel file? :)
And then we’ll stir up a comparative analysis!
Exactly! And then it will be possible to say who had better sex and who didn’t.
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Alenka: 26 Sep 2023, 09:47 And then we’ll muddy up the comparative analysis
It won’t get muddy! It just won’t work for anyone... :(
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niqk: 26 Sep 2023, 09:50
Alenka: 26 Sep 2023, 09:47 And then we’ll muddy up the comparative analysis
It won’t get muddy! It just won’t work for anyone... :(
would you like to?
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niqk: 26 Sep 2023, 09:50
Alenka: 26 Sep 2023, 09:47 And then we’ll muddy up the comparative analysis
It won’t get muddy! It just won’t work for anyone... :(
Well, no need to speak for everyone!
nAs a mathematician, I already want to calculate everything, evaluate, analyze, summarize
And be happy with the result!!!
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Alenka, and the sex -- where?. ..
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niqk, what kind of sex?
Bye Haven’t seen anyone yet!
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Alenka: 26 Sep 2023, 09:58 niqk, what kind of sex? Haven’t seen anyone yet!
well, I’ll get my wife down later, I think he’ll give it to me for the sake of experimentation
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Alenka: 26 Sep 2023, 09:58 niqk, what kind of sex? Haven’t seen anyone yet!
And you won’t see it until we measure, count, analyze... And there will be no time to talk about sex remember...

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uran, Do you think it will get up?! After all your calculations and calculations... I doubt it...
You will have to prove that you really got hard and you really had sex...
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niqk: 26 Sep 2023, 10:04 You will have to prove that you really got hard and you really had sex...
Well, who can argue, I’ll take a photo of the dried sperm on the sheet
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Alenka: 26 Sep 2023, 09:53
niqk: 26 Sep 2023, 09:50
Alenka: 26 Sep 2023, 09:47 And then we’ll muddy up the comparative analysis
It won’t get muddy! It just won’t work for anyone... :(
Well, no need to speak for everyone!
nAs a mathematician, I already want to calculate everything, evaluate, analyze, sum up!
And be happy with the result!!!
Woman mathematician, you are super! !)))
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