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[Barsuk70]

A man sits on his glasses in a public toilet. And suddenly from the neighbors of the booth:
- Hello!
The man responded:
- Hello.
- How are you?
- Hmm, okay.
- What are you doing?
- How what? Shit!
Then this:
- Okay, I’ll call you back later, otherwise I’m in the toilet right now and here, in the next stall, some moron thinks that I’m messing around with him.


Sent after 14 minutes 28 seconds:
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[FUCKYAMATERITY]

Shenderovich came up with this joke while envying those who already had mobile phones in the airport toilet.

[Alexssss]

- Wallet or sex, quickly! I count to three!
- Woman, well, I don’t have money on me, kill me...

Sent after 1 minute 2 seconds:
- Son, you were gloomy all the time, didn’t want to do anything, thought about suicide, and after a date with a girl you just came to life , you preen yourself, make plans for the future, you are unrecognizable. No matter how much I took you to doctors and healers, no one could cure you. What expensive potion or medicine did she give you?
- She just gave it.

Sent after 1 minute 9 seconds:
Alyosha was embarrassed to buy condoms and now buys pregnancy tests.