Farting in family life as a sign of dominance

[Richi]

There is an opinion that the louder and more confident the fart, the more respected and powerful it is. Do you agree with this? How is it in your families? Who farts loudest and who’s in charge?

[Serg_A]

We need to create a special farting forum. There were already topics about farting under the blanket

[padshiy]

I immediately remembered the joke
I’ve been married for 10 years. More than anything else, I was afraid of farting in front of my husband (I’m a princess)! Recently we had a big fight, with hysterics and snot.
And what do you think happened? Of course, at the moment of my heartbreaking speech, I farted soooo!!! And he hugged and said: “Well, it’s finally come out, your evil!”...