Erotic horoscope for tomorrow.

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Aries - You don’t have to use words to explain what you like about sex - you can communicate with your lover non-verbally. Gently but persistently remove his hands if the touches are not very pleasant. And casually expose for caresses those places where the erogenous zones are located


Taurus - Many people associate sex with the night. But usually by the evening there is little energy left for lovemaking. Especially after a hard day at work. But in the morning, after a good sleep, sexual intercourse can bring much more pleasure and benefit.

Gemini - Even if the sex was great, after sexual intercourse you may feel depressed and incredibly sad. Don’t delve into yourself and your thoughts. This condition may be the result of a surge in hormones in the body. SO you just need to wait a little.

Cancer-To bring something new into your sex life, you need to change the environment from time to time. Moreover, it is not at all necessary to go somewhere to a hotel. Places to have sex are all around you. Moreover, in such quantities that it is easier to name those locations where this is prohibited: a playground or a kindergarten.

Levu-Partner is trying with all his might to piss you off. And it seems that he is starting to succeed. But you shouldn’t follow your instincts: the best strategy is to take a couple of deep breaths and just wait.

Virgo-To prevent sex from turning into boredom and obligation, don’t do it only in the bedroom - explore different places in the apartment. For example, you can accidentally discover intense orgasms on a washing machine wringing out clothes.

Libra-There are no clear standards for how long sex should last. It could be 10 minutes, or an hour, or two. Yes, it can be done quickly, but not every time. Sometimes you want to prolong the pleasure, so pay more attention to foreplay - you won’t regret it.

Scorpio-Sexual intercourse should not be a race to orgasm. Or a battle to see who finishes faster. In any competition there are winners and losers, but in sex you still want all participants to receive a reward. Therefore, do not rush, but help your partner to reach the end together.

Sagittarius - You have been unhappy for a long time with what happens between you and your partner in bed. But you hesitate to start a conversation. The topic of sex is full of taboos and prejudices, so it’s not easy to talk frankly with your lover without offending him or strengthening his complexes. The main thing to remember is don’t be categorical. Don’t criticize, but show care and concern. Or even curiosity - what will happen if we try this today?

Capricorn - Some poses look impressive, and some - not so much. But appearance should not determine what position you need to take - you are not working for the public. Do it as you please. Then you will at least get by without injuries.

Aquarius-How long have you been in a sex shop? Find it difficult to answer? Perhaps you were embarrassed to do this alone. But doing it together is not at all scary; on the contrary, it’s fun. The main thing is not to stop after shopping, but to try everything you buy right away. And more than once.

Pisces - You are often embarrassed to say that the sex wasn’t that good. In the end, say that everything is fine so as not to offend. partner. This is wrong logic. If you didn’t like some actions at all, you shouldn’t praise them, otherwise how can you explain to him later that you don’t need to do that anymore?
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))) I am a Leo by horoscope. Very curious to know the zodiac signs of other forum members?)))
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I am Cancer, I support your initiative!
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Aquarius)) I generally don’t believe in horoscopes, but this one is normal. My wife and I just bought new toys!
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Strecoza: 01 Dec 2023, 04:58 I am a Leo according to the horoscope.
And for some reason they forgot about you... Is it a coincidence?... : question:
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niqk, They didn’t forget about her, it’s just not written Leo , and Lev)
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Fargal94: 01 Dec 2023, 06:53 They didn’t forget about her, it’s just written not Lev, but Lev)
Leva and Leo - there’s a big difference! Besides, Dragonfly is not a Leo, but a Lioness!!! And what a!!! So what...
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Fish. Probably river. Although it may be predatory
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I’m a Capricorn) My wife is a Scorpio)
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Twins. I always feel sad after masturbation, so I don’t respect this method and avoid it, and after sex with my loved one, only satisfaction and happiness fills me :angel:
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◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊: 02 Dec 2023, 00:43 Gemini. I always feel sad after masturbation, so I don’t respect this method and avoid it, and after sex with my loved one, only satisfaction and happiness fills me :angel:
But it still overtakes you sometimes? Once you avoid him)

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nExactly! I tried it with a girl once on a washing machine squeezing out clothes, which means she was the one who took the initiative. She turned me on one, two, three times, despite the fact that not even five minutes had passed after sex in the bedroom)
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Finder: 02 Dec 2023, 01:08
◊_NeBo[_Na_]LaDoNi_◊: 02 Dec 2023, 00:43 Gemini. I always feel sad after masturbation, so I don’t respect this method and avoid it, and after sex with my loved one, only satisfaction and happiness fills me :angel:
But it still overtakes you sometimes? Once you avoid it)
well, yes... about once every six months it catches up :D
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Sorcerer: 01 Dec 2023, 02:45 But in the morning, after a good sleep
You need to run to work

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Sorcerer: 01 Dec 2023, 02:45 And accidentally expose for caresses those places where the erogenous zones are located
wallet for example and a bank card

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Sorcerer: 01 Dec 2023, 02:45 You shouldn’t delve into yourself and your thoughts
as well as in your actions and past, there’s no need to stir up dust

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Sorcerer:01 Dec 2023, 02:45 the best strategy is to take a couple of deep breaths
the main thing is not to be under water at this time

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Sorcerer: 01 Dec 2023, 02:45 you can accidentally open intense orgasms on a washing machine that wrings out clothes.
and find out , that the flooded apartment of the neighbors below is just a piece of shit

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Sorcerer: 01 Dec 2023, 02:45 It could be 10 minutes, or an hour, or two.
during this time you can go cook dinner, watch a hockey match, read, Yes, there is a lot more to do if you devote only 10 minutes to sex

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Sorcerer: 01 Dec 2023, 02:45 So don’t rush, but help your partner to reach the end together.
especially if you are engaged in wallpapering

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Sorcerer: 01 Dec 2023, 02:45 Or even curiosity - what will happen if we try today so?
curiosity kills a cat, but she has 7 lives, and you?

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Sorcerer: 01 Dec 2023, 02:45 Some poses look impressive
especially when watching porn (remember, they use editing, combined filming and professional stuntmen) do not burden traumatologists with unnecessary work.

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Sorcerer: 01 Dec 2023, 02:45 The main thing is not to stop after shopping
and go to the grocery store, because you won’t be full with just starpon, but with borscht with lard and a shot glass - quite!

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If you I didn’t like some actions at all, you shouldn’t praise them
give marks not only for artistry but also for the technical execution of the elements.
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