A manual for men looking for sex on dating sites.

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OPTION #1 - Unemployed married women 30+

In fact, if you are not picky, not rich and not a freak - this is the ideal option...

There is, of course, a very important moral question, how comfortable are you sleeping with a married woman, in fact deceiving another man, but of course you they will explain that her husband is at work all day long, doesn’t love her at all and doesn’t show attention, of course doesn’t satisfy her sexually, and she is with him solely for the sake of the children... and if you can brilliantly play along with all this, compliment her sexuality, then you will find the ideal sex, sex with a very not picky woman, who is doing well, who doesn’t need to be given gifts and flowers, because she has nowhere to store them, she doesn’t need to be given money because her husband fully supports her, she doesn’t need to be taken to restaurants - after all, it’s her free time limited... you will get a woman ready for sexual experiments in all options and poses...

What is required from you:

A place for meetings, and the opportunity to meet during the day while the husband is at work

How to find such a girl on a dating site:

It’s all simple: all the girls write in their profiles what they want marriage and relationships, except for those who already have all this))) In addition, she will definitely have candid photos in her profile, including in underwear or on bed, and most likely she will be slightly overweight...

How to approach her correctly:

That’s a lot, a lot of compliments, words of admiration and understanding... don’t waste time and invite her to your place for the second date home

Risks: that one day not she, but an angry husband will come to you on a date and you will have to run or fight... Or worse, one day a woman who has already decided everything will come to you and now you will be the husband)))


OPTION No. 2 - Single office women on Friday evening

About 22 o’clock on Friday evening, lonely serious accountants/financiers and other office residents in anticipation of the weekend, having drunk a couple of glasses of wine and After petting the cats, they go to dating sites not counting on anything... In the correspondence she will definitely mention that she is drunk and the evening is very boring... and the main thing here is not to be stupid, immediately offer to come for a visit, invite her to go for a walk/sit in a cafe in her area, offer to drive around the city at night... and you will have sex with a woman hungry for it, but it’s not a fact that it will be good)))

What is required of you: be ready to rush to the other side of the city, have in your locker a gentleman’s set in the form of wine/cognac/candy/contraceptives... because believe me, look in an unfamiliar area after 23 -00 a store that sells alcohol is also a pleasure)))

How to find such a girl on a dating site: in her profile there are office photos at a table with a computer, she is online on Friday late at night

How to approach her correctly: Compliments and vulgar hints, quotes from films from the times of the USSR go well, and of course offers here and now for a walk, to visit, etc.
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Risks: You may not like sex with a drunk woman, because a decent woman, in order to enter into a relationship with an unfamiliar man, will have to drink heavily with alcohol... and the second risk is that she may like it very much) she will see you as her prince, and you will have to live up to...



OPTION No. 3 - This is our favorite paid sex

You see in the photo a sexy girl whose interests in money (material well-being) and sex are noted in her profile and the desired age of a man is 18-60, then you are not mistaken and can quite easily make her a specific offer in the first message... I had my first sex on a dating site according to exactly this scheme for just a couple of thousand rubles and believe me it was not bad at all ... Now, of course, prices have increased and you have to start from 4-5tr, and in my opinion, now the prices for such sex are greatly increased, in addition, there is a risk of running into a banal brothel upon arrival, but there is also a chance to find a beautiful, unfucked prostitute at a very reasonable price.. .

What is required from you: a budget for a meeting and a certain amount of time for correspondence, because you will have to sort through a significant number of profiles

How to find such a girl on a dating site: candid photos and the presence of money in the interests of money

How to approach her correctly: as specifically as possible immediately in the first message place+time+amount+wishes

Risks: the most unpleasant thing is if upon arrival you find a banal brothel with creepy girls



OPTION No. 4- Invite a girl on a trip at your expense

Oddly enough, it works, and at first glance it’s expensive, but you need to understand that for the 50-60 tr you spend you will get a lot, a lot of sex, and not with a prostitute, but with an ordinary girl, with whom you can then start a relationship... and if the country is interesting/exotic and the girl will arrive in a positive mood, then you will get quite a few bright impressions... The only thing here is that it is wildly important to choose a girl without pens, any doubts should be interpreted against her, and immediately discuss on the shore/at home how many and options for sex you would like get...

What is required of you: willingness to spend a serious amount and time on selecting candidates

How to find such a girl on a dating site: on that mail.ru dating has a travel section, and there are hundreds of girls there who want to be taken on vacation...

How to approach her correctly: With the most specific offer "come with me to such such and such a place and such and such dates"

Risks: to be honest, there are a lot of risks, I say this as a person who has done this many times))) And the worst risk is if you come across a decent a girl doing this for the first time, she will harshly reflect on vacation, throw hysterics at you, say that she is not a whore, and you will have to tell her warm words to confess your love, and say that what you paid for her does not mean anything and it’s all for love ... Or you might come across a cynical person who, for good sex on vacation, will demand additional gifts, and here it is better to agree and buy her a handbag, shoes and a gold chain, but then fuck her every night as if they bought her an apartment)))

I came across an interesting article, maybe someone will also be interested).

[Beluga]

Life often doesn’t fit into the manuals

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Life often doesn’t fit into the manuals

At least sex)

[Beluga]

Life often doesn’t fit into the manuals

At least sex)

go to the shower and have sex with yourself - cheap and trouble-free.

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go to the shower and have sex with yourself - cheap and trouble-free

This is the fifth option - jerk off).

[vlasm]

It will be interesting to know women’s opinion about this manual.

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It will be interesting to know a woman’s opinion about this manual.

My wife said that it’s quite).
When I saw advertisements for girls, who are looking for men from 18 to 60, I thought that they indicated the age incorrectly. And here the third option just points to them).

[Henson]

This is the fifth option - to jerk off).

the option is the most preferable, most likely it will let go and unnecessary thoughts will leave your head, and the carcass will not have unwanted adventures with your husband or with drunken inadequate accountant

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This is the fifth option - to jerk off).

the option is the most preferable, most likely it will let go and unnecessary thoughts will leave your head, and the carcass will not get unwanted adventures with her husband or with a drunken, inadequate accountant

Only there will be nothing to remember)

[Henson]

Only there will be nothing to remember)

and this depends on temperament and strategy) I’m careful in this regard and daybog-ordinary-standard sex is not worth the adventure IMHO . stupid question of risk and reward and in my head the reward stupidly does not correspond to the risk

[Gudgeon]

for the 50-60 rubles spent you will get a lot

Where can you take a girl on a trip for 50-60 thousand?? To the nearest regional center or what? Or is this the sum for one and must be multiplied by two? Or is the trip only for two days? Yes, and for 50-60 you can have a lot of paid sex (probably, I don’t know the prices). Or you can break down while traveling.

and if the country is interesting

So this is also another country Abkhazia? No, it will cost more... Belarus? No, if you live on the border with Kazakhstan, then you can probably fit in and drive there

and immediately discuss on the shore/at home what quantity and options of sex you would like to have...

Well, this is the same paid sex... Only "smartly" wrapped.
Z.Y. Nice humorous article. I like it!

[Beluga]

This is the fifth option - to jerk off).

the option is the most preferable, most likely it will let go and unnecessary thoughts will leave your head, and the carcass will not get unwanted adventures with her husband or with a drunken inadequate accountant

economical and trouble-free, and also safe!

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Only there will be nothing to remember)

watch an interesting film before this, drink cognac

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Where can you take a girl on a trip for 50-60 thousand?? To the nearest regional center or what?

there’s no romance in you, even if it’s a regional center, you have to start somewhere

[Gudgeon]

there is no romance in you, even if it is a regional center, you have to start somewhere

Well, I take my wife out a couple of times a year to relax... In within the European part of the country. Either there for a week, then here. And this doesn’t fit into 50. And your wife doesn’t need to “go out” to expensive restaurants, get drunk or shower her with gifts for the sake of sex (these are adults, they discussed spending and went). Even from Rostov to Kisly for 7 days it’s not 50... One accommodation costs 30+/-. Well, that is. You can stay on set in fucked-up places with a toilet on the street or a shared shower, it will be much cheaper, but it’s unlikely that the lady will be inflamed with feelings and “give” for such a “vacation” Although this is what lady... probably, if she hasn’t tried anything better, she’ll be happy. In addition, they write"if the country is interesting"... Why isn’t Russia an interesting country?
Okay, let’s agree that I’m too greedy or that I a pedal sucker I don’t know how to spend money.
Let’s ask the ladies. Dear ladies, would you agree to have sex with a stranger if the travel budget for this on the part of the gentleman was 50-60 rubles? Those. let’s throw out accommodation and travel, let there be half left (which I doubt) - 30k, let’s say, for 5 days (or what a hell of a trip it is, if less), for two, for everything about everything: food, alcohol, entertainment, gifts for you ... It’s not about "if I fall in love, I’ll give it to you without money." And a purely “commercial” trip: you are for the sake of travel, he is for the sake of sex with you. He is (relatively) not particularly pleasant, but not disgusting either. Just don’t write, “sex and love are not measured by money,” etc., it’s all clear, that’s not what we’re talking about. Would such a “seducer” seduce you with his unprecedented journey? Just be honest please! No false romance.

[Beluga]

there is no romance in you, even if it is a regional center, you have to start somewhere

Well, I take my wife out a couple of times a year to relax ... Within the European part of the country. Either there for a week, then here. And this doesn’t fit into 50. And your wife doesn’t need to “go out” to expensive restaurants, get drunk or shower her with gifts for the sake of sex (these are adults, they discussed spending and went). Even from Rostov to Kisly for 7 days it’s not 50... One accommodation costs 30+/-. Well, that is. You can stay on set in fucked-up places with a toilet on the street or a shared shower, it will be much cheaper, but it’s unlikely that the lady will be inflamed with feelings and “give” for such a “vacation” Although this is what lady... probably, if she hasn’t tried anything better, she’ll be happy. In addition, they write"if the country is interesting"... Why isn’t Russia an interesting country?
Okay, let’s agree that I’m too greedy or that I a pedal sucker I don’t know how to spend money.
Let’s ask the ladies. Dear ladies, would you agree to have sex with a stranger if the travel budget for this on the part of the gentleman was 50-60 rubles? Those. let’s throw out accommodation and travel, let there be half left (which I doubt) - 30k, let’s say, for 5 days (or what a hell of a trip it is, if less), for two, for everything about everything: food, alcohol, entertainment, gifts for you ... It’s not about "if I fall in love, I’ll give it to you without money." And a purely “commercial” trip: you are for the sake of travel, he is for the sake of sex with you. He is (relatively) not particularly pleasant, but not disgusting either. Just don’t write, “sex and love are not measured by money,” etc., it’s all clear, that’s not what we’re talking about. Would such a “seducer” seduce you with his unprecedented journey? Just be honest please! Without feigned romance.

I’ll take it easier, not the capital’s FIFA and professional networks

[Gudgeon]

Well, of course it is... Ladies are simpler and have more modest requests. The main thing is where you draw the line.

[Ogest]

I prefer it for the money.

[Bully Carrie]

I remembered the poem:
"Arkady himself today
took himself to the cinema and to a restaurant
bought a gift and of course
now he hopes for sex" (c)

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Where can you take a girl on a trip for 50-60 thousand?

I don’t know, Turkey, Thailand). I often come across advertisements that are looking for a girl to take on vacation). One posted several advertisements - to a recreation center in Buryatia).

[Wow]

Conduct correspondence with at least 15 site members.
The main thing: in correspondence do not ask questions, do not impose or offer anything...
since all this is depreciated by default along with the intrusive questioner-offer...
therefore, it is enough to conduct only fascinating communication.

When a woman needs something, she will take the initiative herself.
And then... immediately disagree, culturally making excuses, citing, for example, a block in work.

Exceptions - if you are in a hurry due to lack of time, but communication is going well....
just for “a few words” the prospects for a meeting are suitable due to their “transparency”.
But such cases are scanty. It’s better not to count on them, otherwise you may end up with costly empty ones.

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Here are more tips from the same author:

The main tips for beginners on a dating site:

1) Always ask open-ended questions, those questions that cannot be answered yes or no, examples: "hello)) "Name..." how is winter/spring/evening/weekend going??" "What/what do you want. .. like/love??" "How do you feel about theater/cinema, skates/bicycles/parks??" your questions should create and promote dialogue and not slow it down

2) Be active, there can never be too many compliments and emoticons

3) Talk about sex only in hints and jokes, in no case ask directly and do not voice plans, the girl should have the illusion that the decision to engage in whether it is she who accepts sex with you or not and that she can jump off at any moment

4) The movement towards sex should be progressive: communication/visual contact/eye to eye/hand holding/kissing /petting/sex... i.e. on each subsequent date, the girl should allow you a little more

5) Don’t waste your time on touchy-feely princesses and escort girls, there are already enough girls for you...

6) For dates, choose places and methods that encourage tactile contact: a cramped bar, not a table in a restaurant... Ice skating, not skiing... a quest, not a theater... etc. . on a date you need to be as close to her as possible...

7) Alcohol is your friend, a decent girl simply needs it to forget decency))

8 ) I probably forgot a lot more, but for now, the rest will be added in the comments



SO CONCLUSIONS IS THERE SEX ON DATING SITES

Yes, of course there is, but it requires a lot of free time and without any guarantee of results, right now it’s easier for me to meet in a bar and take a girl to my home than to go a long way on a dating site...

[Gudgeon]

I don’t know, Turkey, Thailand

But a flight for two to Thailand and back will cost twice as much as 60 thousand

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But a flight for two to Thailand and back will cost twice as much as 60 thousand

I wouldn’t look at the numbers. When did he write this article? Maybe a few years ago. Maybe for a couple of days. Thailand is closer to me, it seems they even flew cheaper. The main point is different, there are lovers of such acquaintances. There is such an option).

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But a flight for two to Thailand and back will cost twice as much as 60 thousand

Listen, I understand that a woman will cost him that money ).

[Gudgeon]

vvm, well, the article is dated last year. Never mind, that’s just me... neighing, nothing more. It just caught my eye.
And about Tai... A couple I know went on vacation last year. Everything turned out to be something like 200+. They didn’t tell me the exact cost. They said more than 200... And I scored. I feel sorry for that kind of money. Lost almost two salaries in a week. When you arrive, no money, no benefits. And the buzz remained somewhere in the past. One disappointment. But my veranda has not been built and I should have a gate too...

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In general, I’m reading all this... How difficult it has become! Entire quests involving the investment of money and a lot of time just to place a little siskin in a warm hole for 15 minutes. Somewhere we made a mistake that everything became so complicated. And then we are surprised that it’s men who go to prostitutes? Yes, because over 50 you can fall in love with a couple of very good quality butterflies without a headache, and not fuck your brain for weeks with a chance to fly by.
So I agree:

now it’s easier to meet people in a bar and take a girl to your home rather than go a long way on a dating site...

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Yes, because over 50 you can fall in love with a couple of very good quality butterflies without a headache, and not fuck your brain for weeks with a chance to fly by

nMy wife is 50. I tell her, there are plenty of younger men who have lovers of your age, she doesn’t believe it).

[Gudgeon]

vvm, I’m talking about 50 thousand (designated by the author of the article as travel budget), but I won’t argue :))) There is a demand for 50-year-olds. Experienced ladies without complexes and paddocks. A very good option. They also have a lot of advantages. Firm tits and butts are not all you need for good sex. At 20 years old there are such logs, which is more pleasant jerk off yourself. And 50 are still entertaining (but this is not accurate)!

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And 50 are still entertaining (but that’s not accurate)!

Probably in different ways, but mine definitely increased).

[Watchman]

Money - The most trouble-free product, in other cases there are always options for a bummer.

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I remembered a poem:
"Arkady himself today
took himself to the cinema and to a restaurant
bought a gift and of course
now he hopes for sex" (c)

why is he hopeful and not sure? Is Arkady impotent?

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why is he hopeful and not sure?

Rhyme.

[Watchman]

why is he hopeful and not sure?

Rhyme.

art however

[romance book]

I don’t know, Turkey, Thailand). I often come across advertisements that are looking for a girl to take on vacation). One posted several advertisements - in Buryatia at a recreation center).

By the way, girls initially say that a man is a breadwinner, he must earn money and provide for a girl, and when for a girl everywhere If you pay, then she has the opposite reaction: "Do you want to buy me as a prostitute?"

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By the way, girls initially say that a man is a breadwinner, must earn money and provide for a girl, and when you pay for a girl everywhere, she has the opposite reaction: "Do you want to buy me as a prostitute?"

Not all girls are like this, but there are some.
There was a case, I returned from the army, a friend was already married. One evening I came to visit him, and he was still at work. She lets me in and starts a conversation, saying, I think a husband should provide for his family and it doesn’t matter how he gets money. A month later, a friend was killed, he was trying to earn money for her, her birthday was approaching, demands were made.
Well, what the hell, such girls...

[Gourmet]

The first three options are quite working...

[Bully Carrie]

A month later, a friend was killed, he was trying to earn money for her, her birthday was approaching

I wonder what he was going to give her for her birthday, it fit right in in this? Necklace with 24 diamonds?))

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I wonder what he was going to give her for her birthday that fit right into this? Necklace with 24 diamonds?)

The conversation took place in January 1991. She wanted a mink headdress and collar or 2 thousand. (the cost of this). His salary was 500 rubles.

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Hooligan Carrie,
He was a very good guy. Fell head over heels in love. Yes, I fit in. I had to participate too. We met on Friday and I refused, my father got me a job and left on Monday. And he was killed on Monday.