Anonymously. ...Bertha was completely drunk. I was about to go home, but she...

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...Bertha was completely drunk. I was about to go home, but she sat down between my legs and put her head on my knee.
-Don’t go, I feel bad...
-Bertha, go to bed, you I need to get some sleep!
-I’ll be even worse without you! Do you want me to give you a blow job? My boy needs a blowjob!
Bertha began to unzip my trousers.
-Bertha, stop it, let’s meet tomorrow!
-Before tomorrow I may die! If you don’t want a blowjob, then give me cunnilingus! Well, please...
Bertha turned her butt towards me, bent down and began to pull her skirt off her hips. When she walked down the street in it, men turned around to look at the beauty from head to toe. This time I couldn’t refuse Bertha. She brought her pride to my nose and began to rotate it right in front of my face. Kissing Bertha is my weakness. And Bertha knows this. I know and can do a lot. I can build a house. Kill an enemy. Go at the beast with your bare hands. Jump from a cliff into the sea. But I can’t turn away from Bertha’s satin butt... The one who sculpted these two wonderful hemispheres has excellent taste.
-Bertha, hold on!..
Ah, Bertha, Bertha ! I like it when you put your hand in my panties and start stroking my friend...
I like it when you pour yogurt on my genitals and slowly lick it off with the tip of your tongue...
I like waking up to in the morning and see your beautiful naked ass next to me...
I like your tender lips, with which you bring me to a pre-orgasmic state...
I like to whip up foam in the bath, carry you there in my arms and wash your naked breasts with a soapy sponge... and then jump into your water and let you play with my dick...
I like your over-salted soup and your under-salted fried eggs... I like your outfits, sometimes incomparable, sometimes awkward...
I like waking up at night and rushing to meet you because you wanted it...
Yes, of course, I like your long slender legs! Eyes! Nose! Teeth!
Bertha, why did you marry not me, but this idiot?!