I’ll suck everyone... but maybe not everyone

[Christmas_Christmas]

Here I thought that I was basically upset for nothing... Yesterday I allowed myself to joke on an absolutely neutral topic... I wrote "that I am getting a cucumber from there".... so that I can start preparing the salad... and. . by the word "from there"... I meant the refrigerator.... and after this joke in my butt... damn they started sprouting potatoes... and then, of course, they took them out.. in short, I lost my temper again. ... I wrote that I’m leaving the topic... but now I’m wondering... why should I leave? No, really... so damn I don’t have any topics left here... because there’s always someone “it will germinate potatoes”..
I don’t know.... I created my own “fantasies” so that people would be interested... to communicate there later... to listen to others... but my topics purposefully turned into a trash heap and "scratch"...
That’s why I, for starters, "bungled Temka" and now I’m adding here what I’ve already written here in other Topics... t.s. . for convenience, so that my "friends" don’t look for my VYSERY all over the forum....
damn... come here.. and start bothering me with shit...
nsomething like this..

So far I’ve found it from my recent delirium.. I’m not correcting anything, I just copied it here.

"I saw it for the first time penis at 15 years old... I mean I saw it "live"... and not in a "picture" or in a film... I won’t talk about the boy himself now... I just... I was a little "surprised"... how such a modest, shy.... and most importantly.. skinny guy... could have SUCH a dick...
I understand that no one cares that I’m here "whispering ".... but I "remembered" about the boy himself.. because the despondent thought then that the size of a penis depends on the size of its owner... damn funny...

now about the penis itself.. when I saw it.. to say that I was amazed, it’s damn... to say nothing.... Huge... with swollen veins... for some reason I immediately noticed exactly this “detail” " attention.. then the head... so... damn big... it was completely covered with the skin... but when I took the penis with my hand... the boy twitched, and I didn’t let go and the head opened halfway....
damn.. huge....smooth..unlike the “svtol” itself...smell....
damn me I liked everything.. the boy there started to say something.. but I didn’t listen or hear him at all.. at that moment I wanted to “talk” only with the penis...
something like that... Yes, and I tried without details.. I tried as hard as I could.. it’s just about the penis... damn.. which means that it won’t work out at all without details)))"

and here’s another

"It didn’t seem like sex... But I was ashamed, and even very ashamed.
As a form of punishment, I somehow had to run away... damn it, completely naked. ... behind the car of my... let’s say, boyfriend... The condition was that if I caught up with the car, then it would be forgiven... but if not... then I would have to run almost to the highway... Summer... A country road.. between some no-name villages... My boyfriend slows down so that I almost catch up with the car... and when I’m almost there... presses on the gas again....
nWhile I was "running away"... about 40 minutes had probably passed... I didn’t care anymore. "whether he will forgive me or not... He forgave me.. "he pulled" me to the "tent" with groceries and finally stopped... but he did not allow me to sit in the salon. And I couldn’t put my clothes on... it was all dirty... like... well, really dirty.. So he “felt sorry for” me again. I bought a bottle of mineral water and made me wash myself. Right there. near the "tent". He also loudly commented on how I was doing it... and discussed me with the sellers (three men... I don’t know who felt more discomfort, me or those men... but one bottle was not enough for me, so my boyfriend bought me one more... then another... It seems like that’s it... I haven’t forgotten anything))) Well, the sex itself happened later, when he took me away from there... Something like this... damn"


© Source: Pictures that excite the imagination

[Wool]

The title does not correlate in any way with the content of the topic

[Eustace]

I thought that I was upset in vain...

damn it.. come here.. and start me with shit interfere...
something like this..

Strong!!! I respect you!!!

[Christmas_Christmas]

The title does not correlate in any way with the content of the topic

And I wrote such a title on purpose... "clickable"... so that more people would come... Since you’re going to smear me... then damn it to the fullest

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here is another thing I found from my vysers...

"Slaps like the face and the bare chest excite me very much... but not like that, when damn... a person "puts himself" into a blow and my gums start to bleed... I had one "friend" "... once upon a time... she seemed so fragile... like me... but the blow... she seemed... damn... she hammered in a nail with every blow... and a slap came out not "ringing", but rather painful...
The main thing is when you have already allowed yourself to be treated like this.... damn... so that they don’t hit the open lips... generally on the lips if and "beat" with a member))) for some reason it turns me on very much....
but not about that now... the main thing is that they "don’t spank" on the lips... because it can really go blood, if a partner ceases to control himself from strong excitement... "safe word" there is truth for this... but playing such "games" I myself can become overexcited and not immediately "scream" ...also, be sure to remove the hair from your face... tuck it behind your ears... literally... because, again, from excitement and from the fact that the half of your face is hidden by hair... a "slap" can hit right in the ear... and then there is already a "ringing" in the ears...
here it depends... for some it is more acceptable when they spank the bare chest... you can strike straight ".. to hit the nipples.. you can... damn it "from above" or from below... "obliquely"....
on the butt when... also very " "Musical" spankings sound....
I know girls who really like spanking on an open pussy... but I don’t really like it, to be honest....
But it’s still nothing, when such things happen one-on-one... but when there are spectators... then later, when you meet such "spectators" in everyday life... in life, you don’t know where to put your eyes from shame, because they They saw with their own eyes what I could afford to do to myself.... although there are also adequate people who don’t get into my soul if they meet me...
It’s like this in general... I had all this before I got married))) but now I’m not like that.. . I’m damn... I’m waiting traumatized... a fantasy in short and nothing more"

now you can throw stones at me....

[Wool]

now about the penis itself.. when I saw it.. to say that I was amazed, it’s damn... to say nothing.... Huge... with swollen veins... for some reason I immediately noticed this particular one "detail" attention.. then the head.... so... damn big.... it was completely covered with "skin".. but when I took the penis with my hand... the boy "twitched" , but I didn’t let go of my dick and the head opened halfway....
damn.. huge...smooth..unlike the “svtol” itself...smell....
damn, I liked everything.. the boy there started to say something.. but I didn’t listen or hear him at all.. at that moment I wanted to “talk” only with a member...
somehow so... and I tried without details.. I tried as hard as I could.. it’s just about the penis... damn.. which means that it won’t work at all without details)))"

This is not the first time I have noticed that women consider the penis and the man himself as two different creatures
For example, I can’t separate the pussy from the bearer, this is one thing whole.
As for the smell, was it pleasant or just unusual?

[Eustace]

If you’re going to smear me... then damn it to the fullest

Nataha! no one is going to bullshit you

[alexey.bro]

now you can throw stones at me....

You and your stories are wonderful as always

[Christmas_Christmas]

As for the smell, was it pleasant or just unusual?

the smell was.. very exciting... and it’s not even about “fresh” the penis had breath or not..
It was just that the smell was DIFFERENT... that’s what hooked me then too.. until that moment I only “knew” the smell of girlfriends when they “wanted” "... and this time I found out what a guy smells like when he wants sex...
something like this...

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You and your stories are wonderful as always

thank you...

[Eustace]

that’s it! Pouted!

[Concerned]

You are beautiful.
I would dream of meeting you in real life.
And your story about the cucumber made me laugh.
Thank you for being in the world.
It’s a pity, The title of the topic is absolutely wrong.

[Christmas_Christmas]

that’s it! She pouts her lips!

She pouts her lips and stands aside
The girl is my doll.
Her loud cry rushes to catch up ...
I went to work!

I’m at work now and can’t quickly respond to Topics...

and ... I’m not sulking... in any case.. I’m trying very hard "not to sulk"... for what you wrote about me here...
although I understand... it was just for you funny...

[Eustace]

and... I’m not sulking... at least.. I’m trying very hard "not to sulk"... for what you wrote about me here...
although I understand.. . you were just having fun...

you are my Sweetheart

[Christmas_Christmas]

I would dream of meeting you

Thank you.. I’m pleased...
But you yourself understand that in real life to meet.. . in general it’s unlikely... unfortunately... or vice versa...
But since yesterday I even stopped communicating in private... with anyone at all...)))
nSo all that remains is "fantasies"... but even here you can chat with interest... right?

[Stopkin]

Then we’re all waiting for the show to start

[Christmas_Christmas]

For example, I can’t separate a pussy from its bearer, it’s one whole.

dammit.... there were times.. when I was blindfolded and... sorry for such an intimate detail... and I blindly... could by the smell... well, and by the taste... "immediately" determine whose pussy it was...
We played like this with girlfriends.. once upon a time...

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Then we are all waiting for the show to start

I’m already waiting (((but I think it will start soon....

[Kalyaev]

A lot of books!)
What is it about? Let’s add some details)

[Eustace]

I’m really waiting(((but I think it will start soon....

[Christmas_Christmas]

And your story about the cucumber made me laugh

so I wrote it as a joke)))...

[Kalyaev]

There is a grain of humor in every joke) (folk wisdom)

[Bully Carrie]

Well done! Burn, darling!

[Eustace]

Well done! Burn, dear!

Creative impulse!!! The muse has visited! Natahu!

[Concerned]

And your story about the cucumber made me laugh

So I wrote it as a joke)))...

I appreciate your sense of humor, thank you.
You are generally great.

[Tapkin]

Natalya ..have you tried not to drink, not at all, but below the average threshold?)))

[Christmas_Christmas]

Natalya ..have you tried drinking, not at all, but below the average threshold?)))

I don’t drink.... well, at least in the “sizes” or “volumes” that you mean
I drink less - I’ll be healthier..
something like this...

[Tapkin]

Natalya ..have you tried not to drink, not at all, but below the average threshold?)))

I don’t drink....well, at least in those "sizes" or "volumes" that you mean
I drink less - healthier I will..
something like this...

What a horror, it’s like drinking alcohol!)))

[Eustace]

What a horror, it’s all about drinking!)))

otherwise, that’s the whole thrill

[Christmas_Christmas]

What a horror, it’s like drinking alcohol!)))

at the very top I wrote... what "I fantasize" only to "laugh" and to cheer people up... to cheer up... I don’t know... to rock...
no more than that... I don’t mean it seriously ... not interesting... and there may still be a bunch of "buts"...
and so be it.. I know how I decided... even if at least one person likes me " put it under "fatazia"... it means that someone was interested in it...
something like this...

[Eustace]

I know how I decided... even if at least one person gave me a "like" under "fatazia"... that means it turned out to be interesting to someone...
something like this ...

all your fantasies are interesting to me

[Christmas_Christmas]

Tapkin,
and just a replica. .. I understand that I’m annoying many people here... although okay, we’ve passed... but you should at least be consistent and objective in your “dissatisfaction”... here you reproached me...... then reproach me for this is a statement in another Topic.. that is, my quote that I copied below.. everything is ok... but this is where I am "drunk"... and write there that I need to drink less...

Is it worth talking to her about this, giving her some advice? She is closer to me than to her mother

If you have such a relationship with your daughter... then the most important thing is to preserve this relationship... talk to her.. as Svetik125 advised you

It’s even more worth trying to talk about protection, hygiene, cotraception!

But the main thing is you have to stay with her fools... life is so arranged that a girl, especially if she has fallen in love with a guy, will listen and obey him, but not her parents... in 99% of a hundred... And you cannot do anything with her and in no way her do not convince...
seeing such "injustice" towards you on the part of your daughter... you will begin to be jealous of her... in the good sense of the word.. like a father..... and this is where you can do something stupid.... you can start shouting at her, forbidding something.... say bad things about her boyfriend (which will be very offensive to you, that even if you tell the truth about her boyfriend, then she will still won’t believe it).... in short, you’ll do a lot more wow, what is not worth doing..
Let her understand that no matter what happens, no matter what she DOES, you will always take her back, you will come to her for help and will not refuse her.. that her family, home... this is her FORTRESS that will always protect her whenever she needs help...
I will not speak for everyone, but for example for me such a position of my parents would be very important... and my parents may not even understand how.... at a young age, a girl does not yet have such friends and girlfriends who can protect her, drop everything and go at 2 o’clock in the morning to save her from the terrible situation in which she found herself...
Let your daughter know that you " rush to rescue her ALWAYS and at any moment, even if she does something truly terrible, but you are still on her side..
Believe me, when she knows this it will become much easier for her and she will make the right decisions and not to do "stupid" things, because she knows that you are behind her, no matter what happens...
Damn... a whole letter came out... I just wrote from my personal experience and here I won’t write anymore that I’m “joking,” etc.

[Eustace]

I won’t write here that I’m just kidding

I understand, if you’re not joking, it means you wrote sober

[Sibiryak89]

What a horror, it’s like drinking alcohol!)))

I wrote at the very top ... that I “fantasize” only to “laugh” and to cheer people up... to cheer up... I don’t know... to shake things up...
no more than that.. . I understand, not seriously... not interesting... and there may still be a bunch of "buts"...
and so be it.. I know what I decided... even if I have at least one person. "like" put under "fatazia"... it means someone was interested in it...
something like this...

Burn, as V. Vysotsky wrote, there are few real violent ones, so there are no leaders... I’ve been gone for six months and I don’t know many people anymore, active, valuable, we need to take care of you

[Christmas_Christmas]

Sibiryak89,
thanks for your support. ....
I just really don’t understand the position of those who start hating me a little... once they started... then we need to continue until the very... damn
it doesn’t happen the same way.. . here we hate, but here we don’t..

that’s why they don’t write that I was drunk.. no, seriously..
here I am copying from another topic

After talking on the forum, a question arose
Girls dancing in clubs, do they really all leave with clients, or is this a fiction..???

My mother was fond of dancing in her youth and made money from it. Naturally, not a striptease, but something like a show program that took place in clubs, at private events, etc.
I always knew about it, and she didn’t hide it and was proud that she used to have such a hobby. But after talking on the site, I started thinking..

you always need to believe in your mother.. and you need to believe in your mother... so you doubt it in vain... and who the hell will tell you differently... so don’t pay attention to such a person.. or better yet, spit in this.... I don’t mean on the monitor.... but in life... if someone says nasty things to you about your mother))
something like this...

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I understand.. no hate about mom, right?

Sent after 3 minutes 22 seconds:
Damn it, I didn’t copy this message to your address, dear Siberian...
Thank you again for your support...
But you don’t need to take care of me... not porcelain... I won’t break myself... I myself disappear from here... for half a year... then I come back... or I might disappear altogether... and you know what.... but nothing... not even damn no one will remember...
something like this...

[Eustace]

no one will even fucking remember...
something like this

I will miss you

[Sibiryak89]

Sibiryak89,
nthank you for your support.....
I just really don’t understand the position of those who are starting to hate me a little... once they started... then we need to continue until the very... damn
the same doesn’t happen... here we hate but here we don’t..

that’s why they don’t write that I was drunk.. no, seriously..
here I’m copying from another topics

After talking on the forum, a question arose
Girls dancing in clubs, do they really all leave with clients, or is this a fiction..???

My mother was fond of dancing in her youth and made money from it. Naturally, not a striptease, but something like a show program that took place in clubs, at private events, etc.
I always knew about it, and she didn’t hide it and was proud that she used to have such a hobby. But after talking on the site, I started thinking..

you always need to believe in your mother.. and you need to believe in your mother... so you doubt it in vain... and who the hell will tell you differently... so don’t pay attention to such a person.. or better yet, spit in this.... I don’t mean on the monitor.... but in life... if someone says nasty things to you about your mother))
something like this...

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I understand.. no hate about mom, right?

As Bronevoy’s hero said at the Pokrovsky Gate, who doesn’t drink??? I also talked here drunk more than once, re-read my opuses in the morning, described the pranks of my youth, and if I was sober, I would have written

[Denach]

damn.... there were times.. when they blindfolded me and... sorry for such an intimate detail... and I was blind... I could by the smell.. well, and by taste... "immediately " to determine whose pussy it is...
We played like this with my girlfriends.. once upon a time

You’re a gourmet, I could, in the good sense of the word With your eyes closed, you can immediately identify everything, but not everyone can recognize their friends this way

[Christmas_Christmas]

As the hero Bronevoy said at the Pokrovsky Gate

just don’t think badly of me... but to my shame, I don’t even know what you wrote about ... What is this? a book or maybe a movie...

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I will miss

much?
what’s the joke... "They buried my mother-in-law - they tore two button accordions"
so I understood you perfectly....

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dammit.... there were times.. when I was blindfolded and... sorry for such an intimate detail ... and I blindly... could by the smell.. and by the taste... "immediately" determine whose pussy it was...
We played like this with my girlfriends.. once upon a time

You’re a gourmet, in the good sense of the word, I could immediately determine everything with my eyes closed, but not everyone can recognize their friends like that

Thank you for drawing my attention.. here I really got carried away... I wrote unnecessary and personal things... I will be more careful in the future... without such "punches"...

[Eustace]

сильно?

сильно?

ты чё, конечно сильно

[Denach]

Natali_Natali,
Pokrovsky Gate is like the book was also made into a film and there are so many famous quotes, especially my favorite and funniest:
Shouldn’t we have a glass?!
Note that I didn’t suggest this!

[Sibiryak89]

As the hero Bronevoy said at the Pokrovsky Gate

just don’t think badly of me... but to my shame, I don’t even know what did you write about... what is it? a book or maybe a movie...

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I will miss

much?
what’s the joke... "They buried my mother-in-law - they tore two button accordions"
so I understood you perfectly....

Sent after 2 minutes 54 seconds:

dammit.... there were times.. when I was blindfolded and... sorry for such an intimate detail ... and I blindly... could by the smell.. and by the taste... "immediately" determine whose pussy it was...
We played like this with my girlfriends.. once upon a time

You’re a gourmet, in the good sense of the word, I could immediately determine everything with my eyes closed, but not everyone can recognize their friends like that

thank you for drawing my attention.. here I really got carried away... I wrote unnecessary and personal things... I will be more careful in the future... without such "punches"...

The film Pokrovsky Gate, a good light film, I recommend

[Christmas_Christmas]

I will miss

"my homeland will never forget me.... but also never won’t remember"....
he will be bored.... damn funny...
but seriously... when the hate reaches the level where it starts pouring out of my ears... from its excess... then I’ll just leave and that’s it... for good... t.s. "I come here...
something like this... and yes... nothing personal

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Shouldn’t we have a glass?!
Note that I didn’t suggest this!

yes... you seem to me I already wrote this in some topic... it turns out this is a "catch phrase" from a movie... damn... I’ll know now... and most importantly, I’ll take note... "I’ll sprinkle pearls" , when my "fantasies" end...

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The film Pokrovsky Gate, a good light film, I recommend

As I understand it, this movie is from the “past” era... I’ll try to watch it... but for this you need the appropriate mood....
from old movies, I watched all the comedies... everything... starting from Gaidai and ending....
from serious cinema..."The meeting place cannot be changed"..."Liquidation" and Brother... the first film...
that’s all... Maybe I watched something else as a child... but if I don’t remember... it means it didn’t work... for some reason

[Denach]

yes... it seems to me that you already wrote this in some topic... it turns out that this is a "catch phrase" from a movie... damn... I’ll know now... and most importantly, I’ll take note.. "I’ll sprinkle "pearls" when my "fantasies" end

Don’t let your fantasies end, no matter who says what. , there will always be people who will support you and who will like your fantasies!

[Christmas_Christmas]

I also watched USSR cartoons "Treasure Island" and "The Adventures of Captain Vrungel"... I really like the "songs" and scenes that are performed by "live" actors in the cartoon... but that scene when pirates are storming a fort on the island.. and the main characters.. damn they are shooting... I almost burst out laughing)))) damn it’s real... especially when the character... I don’t remember who he is in the cartoon.. in short. . there, all the windows were knocked out with the first blow... and this whole battle "knocked out" the painting that was hanging on the wall... with an island landscape... and this hero... hit the painting and could not break it... .. confused with the window... and when the picture finally tore off the nail on which it was hanging... I thought I would just die of laughter.....

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people who will support you and who will like your fantasies

Well, really... I’m needed here like a beep at a bathhouse... Well, I’m not an idiot...

[Denach]

Natali_Natali, which means I really loved watching cartoons as a child) . What was it like with the fans as a child, sorry for the question, that I imagined that you would become a model or a doctor, etc., if it’s not a secret, tell me!

[Christmas_Christmas]

And how was it with the fans when I was a child, sorry for the question that I was inventing what you would become

Sorry, but I won’t answer... first of all, no one is interested in this ... and secondly, I don’t want to give another reason for insults (((

[Denach]

Natali_Natali, I understand, the question has been removed. I’m not asking about that.

[Bully Carrie]

I understand this movie is from the "past" era..

from a serious movie..."Meeting place can’t be changed

Listen, well "Meeting Place..." is even 4 years older than "Pokrovsky Gate" )) They are all from the Soviet era.

[Christmas_Christmas]

Listen, well, "Meeting Place..." is even 4 years older than "Pokrovsky Gate" )) They are all from the Soviet era.

In my childhood, if I watched films of the USSR, it was only those that my parents “showed”...
and “The Meeting Place” is my dad’s favorite film) ))

[Maksim]

After the contract, when I return home, we want to rent a cottage outside the city with friends and have a swing/gang party.

I think I know where to look for girls who want to participate

[Sibiryak89]

After the contract, when I return home, we want to rent a cottage outside the city with friends and have a swing/gang party.

I think I know where to look for girls who want to participate

If you think it’s here, then I think it will be by, here only to talk, although 1,2 may agree, but it’s not a fact that they will come

[Maksim]

Sibiryak89, both here and in the swing zone I am leaving the application . And on other forums