I shit myself

[Topchik]

I ran to write after yesterday’s New Year’s wine.
I stood up like a horse - without any hangover. I also think this: Well done, he didn’t get drunk.
No hangover. Well, I got ready to fart, like I do every morning when I pee.
Well, I farted. Well, red wine started flowing...
And I was in shorts, without panties. Well, the legs are okay, but the shorts are my favorite, bitch.
I have four pairs of them. And I screwed up almost everything, either by cooking or by bonfire. Well, now it’s shit.
Happy New Year...
These shorts
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[Ogest]

How you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it. Hold on.

[Topchik]

How you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it. Hold on.

Yes, I thought so too, but I celebrated the New Year with my son. Cool kid. It will be in charge...
So...
(Chess - every day.) Just because it is necessary.

[Christmas_Christmas]

I ran to write after yesterday’s New Year’s wine.
I stood up like a horse - without any hangover. I also think this: Well done, he didn’t get drunk.
No hangover. Well, I got ready to fart, as I do every morning when I pee.
Well, I farted. Well, red wine began to flow...

damn dear Topchik, how you were taken (((( well, what can I say... I sympathize....
yes.. and how is our Tanya doing there? She must have been delivering pizza all over New Year’s Eve?

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and damn it... don’t be afraid that dear Weak Intestine will come into this topic of yours..... damn he will be able to support the conversation)))....

[weak intestine]

Shorts are normal. I sympathize with you dude, fortunately this never happened to me. But don’t worry, no one is immune, it’s natural. Try to wash them, if they don’t wash off, buy new ones. It’s very offensive to shit on the white ones (

Later, before farting, make sure that there is nothing else there. I myself was sometimes on the verge. And once I had to insert a sea buckthorn candle, I farted with it and farted my panties, pants and a white robe (it was insulting.

Farting is cool

[Topchik]

I ran to write after yesterday’s New Year’s wine.
I stood up like a horse - without any hangover. I also think this: Well done, he didn’t get drunk.
No hangover. Well, I got ready to fart, as I do every morning when I pee.
Well, I farted. Well, red wine began to flow...

damn dear Topchik, how you were taken (((( well, what can I say... I sympathize....
yes.. and how is our Tanya doing there? She must have been delivering pizza all over New Year’s Eve?

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and damn...don’t be afraid that dear Weak-gutted one will come into this topic of yours.....he’ll be able to fucking support the conversation)))....

Dear Natasha.
Thank you for "dear"
I am flattered to see that you believe in my fantasies
So. I hasten to tell you that Tanya is resting today.
Because yesterday she couldn’t even poop too much.
Well, one way or another. I wish you a Happy New Year and wish you happiness.

[Christmas_Christmas]

I wish you a Happy New Year. And I wish you happiness

thank you... I also wish you a Happy New Year)))...

[Christmas_Christmas]

And once I had to insert a sea buckthorn candle, I farted with it and farted my panties, pants and white robe (it was offensive.

I sympathize ... but I don’t envy....

Farting is cool

nobody argues damn it.. . or is this your motto or just a cry from the heart?

In general, dear Weak intestine, do you have some kind of filter... I’m talking about chat.. or are you clairvoyant? I just damn carefully mentioned you and you’re already here...

[Natalie]

Farting is cool

you are so funny) the main thing is to be on your own wavelength. be yourself)

[Topchik]

I wish you a Happy New Year. And I wish you happiness

thank you... I wish you a Happy New Year too)))...

Yes, you can. We’re all our own here...
I’m already familiar with you, and you?

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Normal shorts. I sympathize with you dude, fortunately this never happened to me. But don’t worry, no one is immune, it’s natural. Try to wash them, if they don’t wash off, buy new ones. It’s very offensive to shit on the white ones (

Later, before farting, make sure that there is nothing else there. I myself was sometimes on the verge. And once I had to insert a sea buckthorn candle, I farted with it and farted my panties, pants and a white robe (it was insulting.

Farting is cool

Listen, well, I’m not wearing a robe limit, and I didn’t put a candle in. But it was interesting to hear about your edges
And of course I washed it right away. It’s not like I shit with the cherry, but it washed off right away...
Well, the robe, I need to try it.
Show me which one you have?

[Christmas_Christmas]

Yes, you can. We are all our own here..

ok... that means on "you"...