About sizes. I was warned)))

[Bully Carrie]

And about the sizes. It’s a thing of the past, I was once chatting with a silent guy. We chatted so heartily about music, about art, exchanged photos of faces, and - why not - we decided to meet for a glass of coffee.....
In short, we agreed on a date, and then suddenly he sends me photo... baby carrots. And the signature: "This is for your information".
I racked my brain: where did we discuss vegetables? Is he a gardener? Is he vegan? Allergy to carrots? I couldn’t remember. I went on a date. And a few hours later I understood what these baby carrots were for... But the dude honestly warned, even with almost a dick peak, what complaints there were against him! It was a very elegant hint, I think))
But it is also true that he knew how to satisfy a woman masterfully: my muscles ached afterwards, and the hair on the back of my head was all fucked up in one dense tangle, and the inner surface of my thigh was still I thought for a long time that he forgot his head there.... Yes, and he liked it - the fire is fire)))) So in the end everything was ok.
But appreciate the hint! What is called - we come to an agreement on the shore)))
Have you ever had any cases when you were warned “still on the shore”, but you didn’t catch it? Well, or did you warn, but the person didn’t take the hint?

https://i.postimg.cc/W4J4v7Yr/hand-holding-carrot-29471904.jpg

[romannaich]

Hooligan Carrie, and you really are a hooligan Carrie

[Tapkin]

Hooligan Carrie, and you and the truth hooligan Carrie

..no, apparently the seller is from a VEGETABLE shop!)))

[Bully Carrie]

Hooligan Carrie, and you really are a hooligan Carrie

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..no, apparently the seller is from a VEGETABLE shop!)))

where to laugh?

[Bully Carrie]

Hooligan Carrie, and you and the truth hooligan Carrie

Yes here every third one is a hooligan...

[Tapkin]

Hooligan Carrie, and you really are a hooligan Carrie

..no, apparently the seller is from a VEGETABLE shop!)))

where to laugh?

. You can of course answer honestly if you want to such a serious question.
so...in general, nothing personal

[Bully Carrie]

you can, of course, answer honestly if you want to answer such a serious question.

Let’s do it! Having said "A", say "B"....

[Tapkin]

You can, of course, answer honestly if you want to answer such a serious question.

Let’s do it! Having said "A", say "B" ....

I’m wildly sorry, but I can’t keep up with your train of thought !((

[romannaich]

Hooligan Carrie, yes yes yes yes it’s hard to disagree with this

[Eustace]

he sends me a photo... of a baby carrot. And the signature: "This is for your information".

A normal hint, I immediately got into it as soon as I read about baby carrots!!!

[Bully Carrie]

Normal hint, I immediately got into it as soon as I read about baby carrots!!!

A real male intelligence officer will always understand the male code)) But I was even slower , naive))

[Juss]

God gave some carrots, some zucchini, but there are those who even walk around with radishes. There’s no escape from this.

[RANGE_]

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Each baby carrots - crumbs and potatoes!))

[Bully Carrie]

God gave some carrots, some zucchini, but there are those who go around with radishes. There’s no getting away from this.

What is your philosophical mood today)
I wouldn’t like zucchini. In all senses. ))

[Juss]

God gave some carrots, some zucchini, but there are those who walk around with radishes. There’s no getting away from this.

What is your philosophical mood today)
I wouldn’t like zucchini. In all senses. ))

Yes, I’m exaggerating, I just think if Madame gave you a radish, you would be extremely unhappy at the end of the process.

[Bully Carrie]

thumb_517953_988_978_0_0_crop.jpgEach baby carrot has a baby potato!))

Never before has a photo of a baby potato been so sexy)))))

[Eustace]

Zucchini would not suit me. In all senses. ))

well, you thought about your head

[Venus]

Hooligan Carrie, ))) You got a normal, adequate one man)))) Lucky.
I had the opposite situation. When I was on Tinder. The man sent me a huge dick pic. I even began to have doubts that this simply wouldn’t fit in me. But curiosity got the better of us and we met. It turned out that the photo was not his and his own size, although not outstanding, was not small either. But he developed a complex about his small penis. When he undressed, he immediately began to blow my mind that I, like everyone else, had come for a huge dick, that all women need huge dicks... and in the same spirit for about fifteen minutes. In the end, I sent it. She got dressed and left.
The bad thing about men with small penises is not the size of the penis itself, but the complexes that they lovingly cultivate within themselves. They grow it very successfully and in the end such a man turns into one continuous walking complex.

[gambler]

A man sent me a huge dick pic. I even began to have doubts that this simply wouldn’t fit in me. But curiosity got the better of us and we met

Did you go to meet the dibiloid who sends dickpics? Hmm...

[Venus]

Went to meet the dibiloid who sends dickpics? Hmm...

))) Many men send dick pics when communication becomes more intimate)))) You probably just have nothing to show

[Tapkin]

Went to meet the dibiloid who sends dickpics? Hmm...

))) Many men send dick pics when communication becomes more intimate)))) You probably just have nothing to show

she took and offended a person out of the blue .. maybe he is decent and is not going to show it to anyone!)))

[gambler]

Strecoza, I have something to show, but on the internet waving them around is idiotic.

UPD: yesterday I accidentally sent my naked photos to everyone I knew... It was so embarrassing... And I also spent so much money on envelopes and stamps

[Venus]

he is decent and he is not going to show it to anyone

))) Well, I didn’t get it to anyone, you can show it to me))) so show

Sent after 1 minute :

I have something to show

))) Don’t be offended))) if you have something to show, then Show

[gambler]

Don’t be offended))) if you have something to show, then show it

I still can’t look at other people’s photos, so it’s too early brag)))))))))

What kind of timer is set here according to messages?

[Juss]

Went to meet the dibiloid who sends dickpics? Hmm...

))) Many men send dick pics when communication becomes more intimate)))) You probably just have nothing to show

Yes, even if I have nothing to show, I can calmly send you in private messages what nature has rewarded me with. Not all of us were given 25 cm by nature

[Tapkin]

Well, I didn’t hit anyone, you can show me))) so show it

.... Marinka, yes it was I would like to show someone who is interested in my 5 incomplete, wrinkled centimeters!))))

https://i.postimg.cc/KzQv5gLT/4.jpg

[Venus]

Marinka, it would be great to show anyone who is interested in my 5 incomplete, wrinkled centimeters

))) I am interested in :cat2 :

Sent after 2 minutes 39 seconds:

Not all of us have been given 25 cm by nature

))) 25 cm definitely won’t fit in me, and not only in me))) so 25 cm is rather a punishment from God for the owner of such a huge size.

[Juss]

Marinka, it would be great to show who is interested in my 5 incomplete, wrinkled centimeters

))) I am interested

Sent after 2 minutes 39 seconds:

Not all of us have been given 25 cm by nature

))) 25 cm definitely won’t fit in me, and not only in me))) so 25 cm is more like a punishment from God for the owner of such a huge size.

Well, to each his own. Everyone has their own tastes... Both in length and thickness.

[A.AN]

But appreciate the hint!

Graceful!)
I was with my first partner, who was a little older and more experienced , once hinted that I was a virgin. In a conversation on a spicy topic, she called me "fox", and I clarified that it was not "fox", but "little fox", she immediately bought everything!) It was cool, the girl turned out to be smart)

[niqk]

Don’t be offended))) if you have something to show, then show it

It was curious - did anyone show something? Or did everyone start feverishly measuring sizes?

[Venus]

Don’t be offended))) if you have something to show, then show it

It became curious - who showed something? Or did everyone start feverishly measuring sizes?

))) They are just like you. They didn’t show anything))) they’re apparently embarrassed

[niqk]

Strecoza, wow, my quick-witted one!

[Hmmmm]

Strecoza, uti-puti, my quick-witted!

Sent after 59 seconds:

It became curious - who showed something? Or did everyone start feverishly measuring sizes?

[Pierro]

............vesna..)

[RANGE_]

............vesna..)

....graci....)
*just flew in;)

[Ogest]

I would have guessed right away, even if the communication was not on an intimate topic.

I will also have to throw a carrot to someone.

[RANGE_]

I would have guessed right away, even if the communication had not been on an intimate topic.

I will also have to throw a carrot to someone.

With beets and cabbage then. You’ll get borscht;)
And if you season it with sour cream - porn in all its glory))

[Bully Carrie]

I would have guessed right away, even if the communication was not on an intimate topic.

I will also have to throw a carrot to someone.

With beets and cabbage then. You’ll get borscht;)
And if you season it with sour cream - porn in all its glory))

Here are the men))) Everything is always curtailed to borscht))) Here, not a single day goes by without borscht)))

[Bully Carrie]

You got a normal, adequate man)))) Lucky.

Yes, the man really was adequate. So much so that I decided not to spoil this impression and did not continue the acquaintance. Everything was fine, so no more needed.

[Bully Carrie]

When he undressed, he immediately began to blow my mind,

This is just a mess. I don’t think there’s anything I hate more than men who blow their minds. Especially in bed.

[0dlb0]

Perhaps it will be on topic?

[Pierro]

the hair on the back of my head is all messed up

by the way.. is there a photo of your hair here?)

[Bully Carrie]

the hair on the back of my head is all messed up

by the way.. is there a photo of your hair here?)

It was somewhere)) they are so chestnut))

[niqk]

Here are the guys))) Everyone always turns to borscht

So, it’s yummy!!! Especially when your beloved wife created it with her tender hands!!!